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Everyone can agree, especially non-native speakers, that the English language can get very tricky. Most of us know the feeling of being puzzled by the strange spelling rules and grammar of this language, but the truth is, every native language has its own peculiarities. So if you think that the funny idioms in English are bad enough, check out this hilarious Twitter thread of the weirdest phrases and their literal meanings.

Started by the Twitter user @jazz_inmypants who asked people to share their favorite non-English funny sayings, the thread was quickly filled with unexpected responses, most of them reminding us how strange some mother tongues are. Scroll below to read the idioms and their meanings.

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athornedrose
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7 years ago

omg that's fantastic

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    Vic
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I'm borrowing this one..

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    Anna von Überwald
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    "Bacon" is not really correct. "Speck" is the fatty part of bacon, therefore you can also refer to you belly fat as "Speck" instead of "Fett" (fat). Literal translation: grief fat

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    The Girl on Fire
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    7 years ago

    I'm saying "what an odd place to find a lobster" irl from now on

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    Trixie Argh
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    7 years ago

    The real quote actually is "great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ"

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    AloofFox
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    7 years ago

    Cats!!! I’d be happy at this party.

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    Ani Archeron
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    imagine the tardis rejecting itself out its own doors

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    Hans
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    7 years ago

    May I add: "Mit dem ist nicht gut Kirschen essen", literally "With this guy you cannot easily eat cherries", means that you will encouter a crumpy person.

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    chi-wei shen
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    7 years ago

    It should be written "wurst" instead of "Wurst". The noun Wurst means Sausage but the adjective wurst means it doesn't matter. (In German all nouns start with an uppercase letter.)

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Germanversion: Milchmädchenrechnung; lit. "milk maid's calculation". It's based on a small folk tale of a milk maid thinking about what she'll buy with the money she'll get for the milk, and what she'll buy for the money when selling THAT etc - and then she spills the milk.

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    Caridina Japonica
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    There are a lot of funny descriptions for remote or unattractive places in germany. Such as "Da liegt der Hund begraben" (This is where the dog has been buried) or "Da willst du nicht tot überm Zaun hängen" (You don't want to hang dead over the fence)

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    Dinetk
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    In Dutch they are called ‘zwembandje’: inflatable ring

    Jack Lambrecht
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Why did u get a downvote??

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    Amoureuse
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    In Finnish they're "jenkkakahvat", "Jenkka handles". Jenkka is a dance that I'm unable to translate but however you need to get a proper hold of your dancing partner :"D

    Lil Bare
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This would be the catholic bavarian version of the protestant prussian 'grief fat' LOL love' em hedonist catholics

    recoveryforeva
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    i love this

    knittin' kitten
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    If my hips were gold I'd be a millionaire

    LuckyL
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    7 years ago

    Coming from Germany, I didn't know the expression - love handles -- I also really like that ^^

    Jo Bebe
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I like hip gold a lot better !!

    Jack Lambrecht
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I suppose tho some makes since, as it is referring to love handles- making the comparison of sagging fat to dropping gold, gold no doubt used for a heavy substance

    Cucaburra
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I'm German and I could imagine it may come from past times when it was really a sign of wealth if you had a fuller figure.

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I must be at least millionaire.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I find the term "love handles" even better

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    In German we also call it Fickhenkel. Well Henkel means handles and the first word,.. well I think you can guess it. ;)

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    Pamula Furness
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Rich as Croesus, me!

    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    So LoveHandel from Phineas and Ferb secretly meant something else?

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    HANS
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    The deceased, of corpse.

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago

    you can also says: pousser du vieux avec du neuf (pushing old stuff with new stuff) :-)

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    Dynein
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    7 years ago

    That thought makes me extremely uncomfortable...

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    ispeak catanese
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    7 years ago

    I took it to mean "dancing with one's own sister" or even a nun.

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    Andres Tejeda
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Being Mexican I heard this a lot as a child. Trying to explain this to my non-Spanish speaking friends was really funny.

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    Javier del Rios
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I usually say "Febo asoma", which would translate to something like "morning has broken" or something (febo is another name for the sun).

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    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    That just dailed up to eleven O_o

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    That might be problematic to say these days, but I love it. Very succinct and rather self-explanatory.

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    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    *glaub

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    Lilli
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    7 years ago

    ...well then. I actually read that.

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    Anna von Überwald
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    brutal. I love it!

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    comboplush
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    7 years ago

    That is a brillant description of taking a nap. :D

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    PanditoBandito
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    7 years ago (edited)

    I'm just going to say "your goats have run to the mountain!"

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    Sander Vermeer
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    It's translation is more like: 'The truth is finally revealed'

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    Marina Wack
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Occupe-toi* :)

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    Richard Pickman
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    7 years ago

    Perkele, the legendary Finnish way of drinking! https://youtu.be/NAl9OyGYxOg

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    Dynein
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    7 years ago

    German "alles in Butter" means "everything is alright". Back in the days, fragile things were transported in butter (as in, you poured molten butter over it and then transported the whole hardened block).

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    Ryukei_Panda
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    7 years ago (edited)

    Endearment terms in French are pretty weird when you think about it. \1 mon petit chou /chouchou = my little cabbage /cabbage-cabbage (for both genders) 2\ ma puce = my flee (parents to their daughter or boyfriend to their girlfriend) \3 * mon lapin = my rabbit (I mostly hear older people call their grandchild like this) >> That's for the most common ones!

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    comboplush
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    7 years ago

    :D This made me laugh.

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    Bluebell Rizzi
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    7 years ago

    LMAO

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    Dynein
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    7 years ago

    Random German rhyme with similar sentiment: "Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette", literal translation: "had (done), had (done), bike chain". Meaning there's no sense to ponder on what might have been if had you acted a different way.

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    Caridina Japonica
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    7 years ago

    A certain children's rhyme that I almost forgot contains "Tomaten auf den Augen und Bohnen in den Ohren" (tomatoes on the eyes and beans in the ears, meaning blind and deaf)

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    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago

    But a cat is _supposed_ to eat rats! What about the cat goes the harsh after knocking 900 glasses off of shelves?

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Same in German! Well, almost. Germans "talk" around "the" hot porridge (um den heißen Brei herumreden)

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    Beatrice Alighieri
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    7 years ago

    Same in Portuguese: Dedos dos pés = toes (feet fingers).

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    Benjámin Dorogi
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    7 years ago

    Very similar thing in Hungarian, we use "ennivaló" which means it is meant to be eaten, for cute things like puppies or babies

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    María Hermida
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    7 years ago

    Masca*

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    A.H.W 768
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    7 years ago

    A lot of CREAM in their TACOS.

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    Char Char
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    7 years ago

    Hear, hear!

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    Marleen
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    7 years ago

    Makes perfect sense!

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    Beatrice Alighieri
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    7 years ago (edited)

    Brazilian portuguese: "Vá para o diabo que te carregue". Literal: Go to the devil willing to carry you.

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    7 years ago

    "Nicht mein Bier/not my beer" is more used like "I'm not interested". Not my problem equals "Nicht meine Baustelle/Not my construction site"

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    Andres Tejeda
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    7 years ago

    I remember have a lot of chanclazos in my time.

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    Grazina Strolia
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    7 years ago

    My favorite foreign expression is the German "Tu ein Affenzahn darauf", which means "hurry up" but is literally "Put a monkey's tooth on it". I love it because it makes ZERO SENSE.

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