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Active since the Autumn of 2015, The r/madlads online community on Reddit is a real madhouse of entertainment, joy, and human beings doing incredibly mundane things and celebrating it like party animals… even though others see it as being completely over-the-top reactions and nobody asked them to make such power moves.

Have a scroll through some of the top power moves that ‘mad lads’ have been doing, upvote your fave pics, and get ready to have a grand old time. Be sure to check out the subreddit and join their growing community of 1.67 million members. Just remember to read the rules.

#1

I Was Not Expecting This To Happen

I Was Not Expecting This To Happen

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J. F.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, why did nobody applied this 3d chess move to anti-mask stuff?

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the best thing I have ever read and telling every anti vaxer I ever run into for the rest of my life. Lmao

Cian Thomas McHugh
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard Windows 95 sounds in my head when I read about the woman getting told that.

The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the "(lol)" after "approximately 15 reasons why vaccines are more dangerous than the disease they protect against."

Sum Guy
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doctor has had the answer and wasn't sharing

M.C.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only way to beat a conspiracy theorist is to out-conspiracy them. Seriously. Someone on about the moon having secret government bases? "You still believe in the moon? LOL. Everyone knows it's just a projection onto the dome the government built to look like the sky."

Yup
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t that was so mindblowingly impressive

AlmightyOne
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have GOT to use that sometime

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    #2

    I Want To Try This Now

    I Want To Try This Now

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your the leader of all assholes- you have my respect

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist. they both knew sign languages

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually am a bit deaf, and ot irritates the hell out of me when people shout like that makes it easier to understand them... I read lips and can't understand you when you shout and make those exaggerated lip movements... Just make sure I'm facing you and talk normally... Preferably without food in your mouth. (Aside: When did staring at a girl's lips become "creepy"? I understand the staring at women's breasts thing, but we deaf people aren't pervs.)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s mean but also hilarious.

    RGNix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in 101 things to do before you grow up. No literally, that's a book, and it has this in it.

    Colleen Garland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I'd love to watch that. You have to know your audience but it would be very fun to watch.

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    #3

    This Kid Is Going Places

    This Kid Is Going Places

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he could've reused that costume last year as well

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid had the most historically accurate costume too. Disney princesses and knights are mostly fantasy—-you’d understand if you ever saw portraits of actual princesses of the era, and of the real guys who put on the real suits of armor you see in museums. Not a one of them was Disneyesque (some might be closer than others, but mostly nope). Now the plague doctor costume, on the other hand, is very accurate. The beaks on their masks were long because they thought you could avoid catching a disease of you kept your face distant from it (basically, from your patients). It was also a time when people believed bad smells carried diseases, so would carry nosegays of sweetly scented flowers to smell when passing by a particularly noxious area. Some plague doctors also kept sweet herbs and/or flowers in their masks’ beaks for this reason. Granted, the smell of rotting garbage, sewage, etc can indicate an area in dire need of cleanup and sanitizing, so there is some merit in it, except for the fact that only the odor was thought to carry the disease, not the rot and filth.

    William Faulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD that's what i did last halloween.

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    darn i want that costume

    Z Kalnina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hope the others learned a new story that day! Way more interesting than the prince-princesess stuff.

    Mshauri Mazuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He became popular as he was unique

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect this kid. I wish I was as cool as this kid.

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    #4

    Mad Student

    Mad Student

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah" is a positive word. "Right" is a positive word. But "Yeah, Right" means "No Way", which is negative. Thus proving the Prof. wrong.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when I was in English class our teacher declared that sugar was the only word in the English language where the su part of the word is pronounced "sh". You should have seen the death stare she gave me when I asked her " are you Sure?"

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote my parents: "Ja" means yes. "Ja, ja" means kiss my butt.

    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I want to meet your parents. They sound amazing

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    Agata Konador
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Polish we can say 'dobra, dobra' which we can translate as 'ok, ok' and it works rge same as in this joke.

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro i made a joke about missing the joke on a comment pretending to miss the joke and everyone missed my joke, thinking i really did miss the joke.

    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German "Ja ja" ("yes yes") can mean the same as "yea right" or "yea, sure"

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is sarcasm, so I don't think it counts. If you are being sarcastic, then your meaning flips, which means that normally, "yeah, right" is positive.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one makes me laught so much

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    #5

    Absolute Mad Lad Dad

    Absolute Mad Lad Dad

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s also something to see just how many children of anti-vaxxers (both parents, so no hope of one sensible parent sneaking the kids off to be vaccinated) who manage to survive go running right to the clinic and get every vaccination they can get the very millisecond they turn 18 and their parents can’t do a damn thing about it. Guess common sense often skips a generation, sometimes a couple generations.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this marriage won't old.

    Forty-Two
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they had us in the first half

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing dad. Hope they're divorced. She literally chose to risk YOUR LIFE.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great! All the anti-vaxxers I know are dad's. And the moms were the ones to sneakily get their kids vaccinated.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect to your dad. Please tell me your mother understood the reason why.

    Tarryn Louise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High five to your dad for wanting you to stay healthy <3

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    Bored Panda reached out to u/RalphiesBoogers, a moderator at the ‘Mad Lads’ community, who claims that they’re the greatest mod that Reddit has ever known. (...Allegedly!) We had a good laugh at how they responded to everything.

    Check out their hilarious and in-character (as well as genuinely informative and insightful) responses below about the subreddit and, here’s a small heads-up, they really are kings and queens of banter, no matter what situation they’re in. An absolute mad lad? You betcha (just without the irony)!

    #6

    Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

    Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

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    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to know 1. How Aunt Sheryl ruined OP's relationship, and 2. What happened at Thanksgiving dinner!

    Stevie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    If I remember correctly Kevin is in a relationship with Aunt Sheryl AND her husband.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, I need to know how that panned out. Wish I was a fly on the wall at that dinner get together.

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes revenge is a dish best served with stuffing and gravy.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...uhhhhh, that does not sound legit, but thank you for digging it up

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This time aunt Sheryl could be left home alone

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I wouldn’t get anywhere near any of those people. That’s so trashy.

    B-b-bird
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always thinking how saying "revenge is a dish served cold" is applied ...i might now understand...

    Ruth Mayfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Update (pretty sure it's fake, still funny) https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/k1rexd/some_men_just_want_to_watch_the_world_burn/gdqantp/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I need follow up, I need to know how this ended.

    Aldhissla VargTimmen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one feeling sorry for Kevin?

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why feel sorry for a man who is having an affair with a married woman? Probably knowing she's married. The one I feel sorry for most is the poor husband.

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    #7

    Madladd

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letter he mentioned is not the most used letter to begin with, to be honest. Try forming sentences without the letter e.

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    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. Try to do so without any aid.

    Neale Coleman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know what you did in this paragraph. Congratulations, Doggo! You win a tasty snack!

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    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is brilliant!!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get it. Seriously i don't know why you dit something so difficult for nothing. nobody would notice it for sure.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exact name of the French writer is Georges Pérec and the book was written without the letter E, not A (making the title correct as well) et🙂

    Julien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A French writer, Georges Perek, wrote in 1963 a book of more than 300 pages without a "a" (except in the title "la disparition")

    Chaton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the letter "e" and is name was Perec :-)

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    Lara Mig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll add another book recommendation - Mark Dunn's "Ella Minnow Pea". He takes the challenge one step further; each subsequent chapter of the book has one fewer letter.

    StIJN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't see the issue? it's the most esy thing ever to write prgrph without the letter

    Wouter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet it's obviously impossible to write "a whole paragraph" without the letter 'a'.

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    #8

    Tbh Would Pick Steve Irwin

    Tbh Would Pick Steve Irwin

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    KitKatss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah definitely, if he had found out about the cancer sooner, somebody could have done something about it, he was such a good actor.

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Rodgers, we need him. Or Bob Ross.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy who played Snape. I don’t know any celebrities names.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmmm....no one’s gonna talk about Chadwick Boseman?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not too into most celebs but maybe Robin Williams? He died really tragically and shocked many fans. Would be nice for him to have a second chance. I like him but I’m not exactly a “fan” fan.

    MrBetoAlfaro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robin williams was depressed his whole life. Then he got diagnosed with parkinson's and didn't want to live with it. He chose to die. Wouldn't be fair to bring him back.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t get me wrong it is sad that Steve Irwin is dead but I can think of far more better people to prevent the death of. I actually found Steve Irwin extremely annoying. I would pick Princess Diana.

    Tim Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! He was soooo annoying. But now he is dead so he´s a saint.

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    #9

    Nine Year Old Ref Goes Off

    Nine Year Old Ref Goes Off

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    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karens and Kyles are always the ones to freak out during their kids game.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way every soccer mom should be handled when she gets out of control. "Now go sit in your car! You're in Time Out!!"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the kid was a good ref.

    Elsker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be terribly difficult to find refs for matches. Just appreciate the kid for being willing to help out and offer up his time, instead of picking a fight with a kid

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a power move right there

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah! he had a backbone! good for him to stand his ground

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid has my deepest respect.

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    #10

    This Little Mad Lad's On A Mission

    This Little Mad Lad's On A Mission

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna be cool. Already is.

    Jackie Nettleton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May we all be blessed with a child like this for a nieces or nephew

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this kid, and his shirt!!! (Im a bird mom of 12)

    MalP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, he must adore you!

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid....wow...just wow! 👍👍👍

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    Meanwhile, moderator u/steveofftheinternet pointed out that the subreddit was "completely ruined" when PewDiePie, aka Felix Kjellberg, uploaded a video about it. "We got flooded with his meme-spewing preteen fan army who are incapable of understanding that 'madlad' is ironic." Mod u/N8theGr8 explained that "mad-laddery is when you do something incredibly mundane, such as making spaghetti, sweeping the hallway, or being a Bored Panda writer, and then acting like it's the craziest thing ever."

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    Moderator N8theGr8 said that the subreddit was started in response to an image of "a guy putting a pan or something on his head and everyone else being like whaaaaaaaaat." In their opinion, the world has enough mad lads as it is. "I don't know if I want to encourage too many madlads, since the last time we got too popular some impressionable kid put sugar on their already Frosted Flakes, and it was chaos. They sell this thing called Liquid Confidence at a lot of stores though, I recommend taking a shot every time Elon Musk embarrasses himself Twitter."

    #11

    Not Sure If This Counts But Madlad Strikes At His Mom?

    Not Sure If This Counts But Madlad Strikes At His Mom?

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair point: This is a messy desktop

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is messy then I dread to think about what you think of my dad's. Icons try to overlap because there is not enough space.

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's... on... the taskbar...

    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah its such a weird thing i have---my apt can get messy as f@@k but my desktop is immaculate

    Molly Cule
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? But... it's on the taskbar. ???

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does no one use the task bar??

    Bart Animalec
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don' blame her, it's one big mess of a desktop

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    #12

    Grounding Your Parents

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad news: To enforce this grounding, you'd have to start living with your dad again.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he could give him household chores.

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    Rutilly Oro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would never happen with my parents even in my house when they are over there. They are boss

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, your family visit you? Mine shall not sully my space!

    MermaidsAndDragons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I long for the day when I have this sort of power.

    Teucer T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter tried this once. My response? "Sounds like I no longer need to lend you money." Funny how quickly that got dropped.

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    #13

    Mad Mike Check

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen some cool YouTube vids of school talent shows and I wish it was something we did. Looks like fun.

    Spicy Noodles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i laughed at this for a solid 10 minutes for no reason lmao

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    #14

    Madlad With His Harmless Prank

    Madlad With His Harmless Prank

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    Cora Fields
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychological warfare going meta

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually fool for that. I am extremely gullible.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually called my daughter, on my phone, to ask her to call my phone, that I am using to call her, because I cannot find my phone. That is in my hand. Pressed gently to my ear.

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    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All worth it for the few moments it takes their brain to catch up with the facts

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally don't like pranks but this is a good one. :D

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OmG I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

    Marik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are at least 4 people I know, who would fall for that X.x ... including my own stupid booty...

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the f button wasn't there it'd be a very nice number adding up

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamn this is cruel xD I once tried to find my cap (WHICH WAS ON MY HEAD)

    Rachael Rachael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH YEAH! I am SO doing this at the next friends or family BBQ (Easter 2021)

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    #15

    Madlad Kevin!

    Madlad Kevin!

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    Bole Perishon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nothing. A guy in Serbia joined the Flat Earth Society Facebook group, got them to make him an admin and changed their name to Round Earth Society.

    Lili
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spherical would be more exact than round.

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    Bloxmakesgames2019
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made a flat earth page on Facebook and got it up to 1000+ members and switched it to the Round Earth Society. When everyone asked about it I said science has proven multiple times that the Earth is round. Needless to say almost everyone left and I was blocked by a lot of people

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    Meanwhile, when prodded about where the line between what's 'mad-laddish' and not lies, they decided to jokingly misinterpret the question. "Contrary to popular belief, it's not an actual physical line like the International Date Line or that line you dance on when line dancing. It's also not a picket line, as those individuals are fighting the bourgeois against the exploitation of labor under a system of capital are not to be dismissed as mere mad lads, but compatriots in the fight against our chains of oppression. It's also not rickrolling, since that joke is like 30 years old," they said, alluding to one of the main demands of the subreddit to not mention Rick Roll.

    When asked to answer a few questions about their community and what it stands for, one of the r/madlads moderators, RalphiesBoogers (great name and The Simpsons reference, tbh) proved that banter is supreme and that you can’t switch it off before launching into how a lot of folks misinterpret the term ‘mad lad’ in the first place.

    #16

    Madcouple

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be an awesome wedding

    Xavier Wescott
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my parents wedding, they got married on Halloween. No joke! (And I thought for the longest time my mom was Morticia Adams :D)

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    Lis A
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non traditional weddings are a blast! We did causal dress code and had lawn games and paper table cloth with crayons (for adults only) So much fun. Make it what makes you happy, and people will enjoy themselves.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome, bet they had a fantastic time.

    Rhon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece had a fancy dress engagement party. One of the guests was dressed as ministers robes. He was a minister and he married them at their engagement party!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those ham sandwich costumes are epic!

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they're just in Bride and Groom costumes?

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    #17

    Absolute Madlad Outsmarting His Way Through Life

    Absolute Madlad Outsmarting His Way Through Life

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting something more inappropriate so I was relieved when I read the last sentence.

    TakingThePee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things took a turn for the worse that night when he didn't use lube.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did we just become best friends?!" *takes $100 "YUP!"

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have kissed her and wait to see what he does

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would look him in the eye and hold her hand.

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    #18

    Grandad Glass Blowing Madlad

    Grandad Glass Blowing Madlad

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be careful what you wish for, kids

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why post the joke to censor the punchline?

    Rickard Shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why censor "duck"? Who doesn't like ducks?

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Boomers used bongs too, back in the day. They bought them in what were known then as “head shops”. Buying the paraphernalia was totally legal, but all the stuff the paraphernalia was used for wasn’t (this was true even before “under an ounce” was legalized). Hookahs go even further back, and other “recreational drugs” do too. So, this guy’s grandson’s generation didn’t invent any of this—-though, like every generation, they think they did. And older people actually do have not only a clue about it, but also direct experience with it. They’ll learn, just like we all did, as soon as they become the older generation themselves.

    Commander Kilgore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on him. He'll be the one blowing a d**k.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I thought it said 'dong'!"

    Jessica Shookhoff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this man was my grandfather. He's brutal. I love it!

    M. Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently went to a place that has glass blowing and working lessons. They also rent shop space to independent glass artists. I don't make it up that 80% of the work they were doing there was bongs. The owner said that if *anyone* said anything about drugs, smoking,, or illegal anything, they were kicked out immediately just in case the cops were setting up the studio. These people were just making decorative, aesthetically pleasing, artistic items. Grandpa knew long before the grandson did.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a water pipe used to smoke various substances

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    #19

    I Should Do It Myself As Well

    I Should Do It Myself As Well

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you're his favourite

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually....that's a good idea

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have another way : when they ask, say "no".

    #20

    Textbook Bait And Switch

    Textbook Bait And Switch

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... unless you are "blue-lighting" i.e. an emergency vehicle with blue lights ON indicating it is on an emergency call.

    Lis A
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times I've seen a police car flip on the lights to just run a red is bothersome. (USA)

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    Zoe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on a crossing as well. Tut tut!

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police. Call back up and arrest yourselves!

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    The mod, practically beaming with banter energy, agreed to talk to us on the condition that we keep mentioning that they’re the greatest moderator Reddit has ever known. Have we said that u/RalphiesBoogers is the greatest moderator Reddit has ever known? Well, they are!

    “For the most part, we just try to manipulate the price of GME,” u/RalphiesBoogers, probably the best mod that Reddit has seen in its entire existence, jokingly told Bored Panda, referring to the GameStop stock rise (and fall). “The main point of this subreddit really is to manipulate the NYSE and various other currency markets. The majority of our posts are code for market movements. We decisively curate and control the information here in order to send clear market signals that our followers use as predictors. I understand your skepticism, but that's how it works.”

    #21

    I Can’t Speak Chinese

    I Can’t Speak Chinese

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    eimipet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my parents honeymoon In Japan, my mom (Japanese) saw an American with a tattoo that said ‘kitchen’. He was a really tough-looking guy, too.

    Phil Rod
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best I saw was 性病 on a guy's arm at a bar in San Diego. It literally means sexually transmitted disease. He was a US navy guy who had got it while passing through Okinawa. In Japanese they use the same characters as Chinese, and it meant the same in both languages. He'd had it in bold thick black on his muscular shoulder that he was showing off by wearing a tank top. Apparently, he'd had it there for like 3 months before I told him the real meaning. He couldn't believe it. He said he had asked for a 'sexual power' tattoo. That would have been 性的力. This was back in like '01, so it would have been difficult to verify beforehand, so there's no way he could have known. And I imagine he walked into the tattoo parlor drunk, and acting like an ass. So he got what he probably had it coming. If the artist had been a a real jerk, he'd have used a dirty needle to give the real meaning to the words

    Laura Craig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard of one about a guy who walked in to a Japanese tattoo shop and asked for an inking. He was told they were fully booked, but being drunk and rather entitled he ranted at them until they agreed to a small kanji. He returned home and proudly showed off his "warrior king" inking. Only to find out years later it actually means "rude foreigner".

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but then you will ask someone who actually speaks Chinese and will look like a fool.

    Linda Jansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard Mandarin Cantonese Portuguese English Mongolian Haix Bayingolin Bortala KoreanTibetan Uyghur Zhuang Kazakh Yi

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new favorite person is the dude on the top named "The_WereArcticFox"

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    #22

    Madlad Kid

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just one moment that shows kids aren’t born prejudice, they are taught. This 6 y/o obviously took a moment to absorb the information and then didn’t seem to bat an eye lid asking about a hubby.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......and that kids are absolutely savage with the truth.

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    Diandra Aurora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your profile pic perfectly portrayed the reaction...

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’ll be good when one day this isn’t special or noteworthy

    Renate Stargardt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did exactly the same to one of my friends, when he was 6 or 7 years old. I was so proud ... although it was kind of awkward too. 🏳‍🌈😏 My friend had just been left by his partner, after almost 5 years.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid. No disrespect. Amazing

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The single men I know simply know they are too much of a pain in the ass to be married. The rest of the PITA's are married.

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    #23

    Madlad

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    Catman (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello internet and welcome to game theory, ruining your childhood since 2011.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it as: “Millennials are so entrepreneurial that we’ll turn something as incoherent as ‘Adulting’ into a business.”

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matpat is a very nice person. I would high five him in public.

    Al Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to school we were on computers for an hour, once a week learning how to type something and even that was only towards the end. These days many, probably most younger people know how to code. The world has changed and education had to change too.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a class titled "maintenance" that should be required for high school graduation. I used to manage a rental property and the number of tenants I had to teach how to properly clean things, identify when something is not working properly, or inform that they actually had to vacuum the bathroom fan vent occasionally was staggering. If your parents never taught you.... you don't know.

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    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MatPat from Game Theory? Yeah!

    NinjaWolfy94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only commenting because I love MatPat. But yes.

    FlitterBug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That won deserves a clap and a half :D

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    #24

    Even The Police Are Madlads

    Even The Police Are Madlads

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew police could be such savages

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I interest you in the internet or cable TV? Perhaps a dark tan?

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live 40 miles west of Lee's Summit, this is not the only 'savage' PD in the Kansas City Metro. You can't really pull anything over on Midwestern PD's - all of them grew up in the area & most likely pulled the exact same stunts as teens!

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to invite the fire department now

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, most of the best parties I've ever been to have had fewer than 10 people...

    RGNix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    almost perfect, just those emojis, why??

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    #25

    Genius Madlad

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    Swyft
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is more rolling a nat 1 on perception

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother made an Account on my netflix "kids" and deletes the real default kids account xD i'm not even mad, took me month to discover it :D

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made one called "Guest" so I could freeload off my parents' account a little longer.

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm setting my sister's account to this

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another idea is to use the same plus sign icon and name it "Add Profile"

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. This right here is why my private Chrome Profile is named "Admin".

    Israel Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and wife are actively engaged in an avatar war ... I don't even like popcorn ...

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now just wait until she is on the final episode of a dramatic thriller and lock her account out...LOL

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    Just another piece of proof that you need to have a good sense of humor at all times, never take things written on the internet without a grain of salt, and that tongue-in-cheek sarcasm really can translate well through text, not just speech.

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    “The other mods will say what they're paid to say. Just to be clear though, everything I said is true,” they quipped.

    Moderator RalphiesBoogers said that a lot of people have misconceptions about the term ‘mad lad.’ “It's about people who take something very mild and comment on social media as though it is not. However, most of the users here are like 12 so they think it's all about being actually wacky or being a first-world anarchist or something,” they explained that not everyone can sense the irony in some posts that are shared online.

    #26

    Honestly I Would Do That

    Honestly I Would Do That

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    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using religion for good.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not so much good as using religion to manipulate people to do what you want.... which despite some people having good intentions is often how it is used.

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    Steve
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how televangelists afford their drug-fueled hooker parties in floating mansions

    HarperTheCentaur (they/them)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am actually a Christian but genuinely considering using this lmaoo. Bonus points for me since the concert in question is for Girl in Red, so obviously I need to go spread the gospel to those poor misled gays lol

    Chewie Baron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no wrong in this.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praise All the Small Things.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving souls, one concert at a time.

    Sheryl Logan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in OK too and I can see that working.

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're using their powers for evil... I approve.

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    #27

    Maddad

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    Chucky Leganjit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left kid, what is he wearing? How does he go to the toilet?

    GeneralZod
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a costume from The Nightmare Before Christmas

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    creativity comes in the strangest places

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man a Genius, I’m gunna go use this right now

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would work for me...my dotter would eventually tattoo my face.

    Lira Mai
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was also wondering what is he wearing?

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    #28

    Suck It, Tim

    Suck It, Tim

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    Josh Tall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife does that at the Dr's office where she works so the MDs don't steal her pens!

    Ron Santos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Suck it Tim” is the best part of this story!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that being said.... do you leave your pens places?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim must be color blind, how do you use a pen with pink ink & not see the difference?

    #29

    Give This Guy A Medal

    Give This Guy A Medal

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example why You should not trust the internet

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...you know, admit you wanted to impress her and giver the great moment of letting her teach you...? It'll probably be great fun.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she didn’t want to have to teach someone and wanted to be able to play on her own level.

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    Smidgett76
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually done by a couple aboard the Titanic, as a con. The con challenged 2 chess masters to a game, put a partition between both games. She was black on one board and white on the other. She would play the moves that each chess master would play against them. She won both games.

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned chess when I was about three. I love it but I'm not that good at it.

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just learn chess it isn't too hard

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does she need to use white? He can also mirror her moves if she uses black.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be in another reddit, for fantastically terrible advice. Each of those sites will flag them up as cheaters, making GM moves with a noob rating.

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    #30

    Mad Lads

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a real company called TWATS in York. My former neighbour drove a van with TWATS emblazoned on the side.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have said "TWITS" because "twit" is an actual insult, whereas I don't know about twats.

    Colette Connor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twat is definitely more of an insult, especially in the uk or Ireland. Plenty of definitions online.

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    “Truly, this misconception plagues the subreddit in ways that have cost the dow several hundred points this past week. r/madlads isn't about being mad. It's about taking way too much excitement in mildness or mundane things, and also driving Dogecoin to the moon,” the best, brightest, and most brilliant that Reddit has ever known and will ever see added, hyperbolizing just a tad.

    #31

    Damn She's Unstoppable

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Gordon Ramsey has finally found a worthy opponent.

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that is one of the greatest reponses I've ever seen!

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao and I heard every single word in a southern accent

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a granny like Barbara. She makes no prisoners.

    Megan Wohlers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. This is going to be us when millennials get old.

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    #32

    John Fury Understands His Limits

    John Fury Understands His Limits

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    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a complement that he is a good commentator.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    Paul’s response is dumb anyway. “I’d hit you for something you said!” Okay Paul.

    #33

    Behold The Founder Of Netflix

    Behold The Founder Of Netflix

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole workforce gone and the economy survived. Seems like we should keep this in mind.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you! It's amazing what antiquated industries we cling to out of some sense of false nostalgia. In 2004 Blockbuster Video employed 58,500 people in the US (84,300 worldwide), while the US coal industry employed 53,714 people (in 2019). Why are some people screaming about the loss of dangerous environmentally threatening jobs, but let Blockbuster slip silently into the night?

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    David Bowlby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could say... he buried them

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, tracing the fault the whole way down, the one truly to blame is the other undertaker, who used his wife’s job to steal business. He’s the one who destroyed a whole workforce, which included his wife, by cheating the other guy to the point where he inspired the other guy to invent something to thwart him. So don’t blame the inventor. Don’t even blame the competitor’s wife. Blame the underhanded, unethical, cheating competitor undertaker.

    Erik Granqvist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1998, the Swedish police officer Robert Blåljus was tired of stopping people drive to fast. So he talked the Swedish Transport Agency into stop doing road maintenance. So now it's impossible to drive to fast. Actually not true. But our roads are rubbish with maintenance being underfunded for at least the last 30 years.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's money in pettiness is just one of the takeaways here.

    Dorothy Parker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desperate times call for desperate measures.

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed maniacally at this...apparently I love revenge stories with happy endings

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    #34

    What A Madman

    What A Madman

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    sturmwesen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am getting a Michael Myers vibe here...

    Rob Seymour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Meyer's mask is actually a William Shatner Star Trek mask.

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he even have an electronic Elvis? Why purpose does it serve other than haunting my nightmares?

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the mask in the right look like it's really the dude's face?????

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knooowww...didn't notice anything amiss until reading the caption...wtf

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    Black Panther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb.......Dumb as hell......... i swr

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Landon, not Elvis. You're possessed!

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    #35

    It's... Amazing!

    It's... Amazing!

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh that was a good and clearly deliberate meta-joke! Or rather, that was clearly an attempt at a meta-joke, that, luckily for the poster, actually succeeded. No telling if the up-voters of that post up-voted for the original meme or the joke, though. Probably a mix.

    Molly Cule
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were to upvote the 1st post, you would be upvoting a meme. By upvoting the 2nd, you would be upvoting a joke.

    Meike H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then someone puts ir on bored panda

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I feel this sooo much! I'm in a private group on fb & there's two members, one in particular, who ALWAYS repost something I've posted, usually within an hour or less. And it's not 'sharing' *my* post, they go back to the origin & share from there. I try to take it as a compliment but sometimes it just ticks me off to have them riding on my wave.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because nike's delivery sucked. KELTA deserves all the credit.

    shinshige
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like most of these, but I’m down to number 28 and I just laughed the hardest in the entire thread.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, please... consider at least TRYING to use English grammar. *says *gets (I'll let the ur slip because it can mean both here. Well played, nike)

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    We were curious to find out how some people, who are shy, lack confidence, and are afraid to stand out from the crowd could develop (unironic) mad lad energy and the courage to do things that are out of the ordinary.

    However, RalphiesBoogers, the best mod Reddit has ever known, thinks that it’s all the opposite and that the modern world is more skewed towards people yearning for attention. 

    #36

    Just Mad I Tell You

    Just Mad I Tell You

    My bike was stolen last week and yesterday I saw it for sale on Craigslist. So I messaged the seller, met him at McDonald's and when I noticed it was 100% my bike I dumbly asked to take it for a ride. He said "Yeah just don't ride off." Which is exactly what I did. I stole my bike back.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fully support this and if I ever had a chance I would do the same.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't steal it back. She reclaimed her rightful property.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks pissed but proud at the same time

    beja flor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏

    Teucer T
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    4 years ago

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    What idiot sold you a bike that's obviously too tall for you?

    Samantha Comerford
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    4 years ago

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    How many of these , do we have to put up with in 2020/ 2021 ... It’s gone from a scooter, to a skateboard,bike,motorcycle... ugh

    #37

    Gotta Use The Backdoor

    Gotta Use The Backdoor

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the no pre marital sex rule is stupid. Whilst sex is not the most important thing in a relationship, it still plays a vital role. You could marry someone and they could be terrible in bed. They could be selfish, rough, demanding, you could have different sexual preferences/fantasies etc but you are now stuck coz divorce is against the bible.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That raises an additional biblical-loophole question... Is it technically adultery if everyone involved is in the same room at the same time?

    T Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If you even look at a woman lust fully you have committed adultery with her in your heart” - not sure why having more gals to goggle at makes it any better 🤣🤣🤣

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    Demon Child
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    N-No that's...That's not...Wait a sec

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if the sex partner marries later on?

    Maria Ribaulo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when someone comments a serious rebuttal on a joke.

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    #38

    Furry Priorities

    Furry Priorities

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acquit this man IMMEDIATELY

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get that!

    OCDRobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida Man strikes again!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The urge is strong in some. Including myself. That’s why my husband and I now have four cats. And one dog—-an anomaly I know, but as neglected-looking as he was, I just couldn’t just leave him on the side of the road in a heatwave, after someone had dumped him out of their car (according to some kids playing nearby).

    Jacqueline Arana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were in his tail, but he took a paws, and they caught him by a whisker..🐈

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a keeper. 😂 (yes in jail) and out of it.

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    #39

    Cue The Music Bois

    Cue The Music Bois

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show them the news, that should be enough to scare them.

    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely be scared

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're gonna pick up Hitler's transmission first 😨

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the downvoters... She is theoretically correct. The broadcast of the opening ceremony for the 1936 Berlin Olympics (including a speech by 'that guy') was one of the first broadcasts at sufficient power and in the right frequency range to break through the earth's ionosphere (barely). Though the radio waves will travel forever, due to the inverse-square law it is extremely unlikely that they will ever be received by anyone out there.

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    NinjaWolfy94
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them the movie How To Train Your Dragon. They would have no clue that it's a cartoon and will probably run thinking 'holy s**t those things can train savage beasts that want to eat them, get the f**k outta here boys'. But Rick Roll is better xD

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send them the Tiger King documentary. They'd take one look at that and fly home.

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    #40

    Mad Lass Advances Her Career

    Mad Lass Advances Her Career

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    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why stop there, though? Should have done some ambiguous self promoting with examples of positive things you've seen the janitor doing.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had two youtube accounts, one whith my full name and othe with my nickname. I work in a tv station and make promos. Made one I was proud of and uploaded to my main channel (the one with my full name). Hours later opened my second account and gave a positive review to my own video. Days later my boss called me to her office and congratulated me for my video and pointed out the good review. My own review. I told her and had a laugth.

    “I see everyone, everywhere, screaming for attention and trying to stand out all the time endlessly, and careers being constantly pursued to become the next wacky social media star,” they said.

    The best mod on Reddit, u/RalphiesBoogers, said that the term ‘mad lad’ was intended to be used ironically, but “subtlety is lost on the internet, like the value I lost in GME.”

    #41

    Madlad In Lecture

    Madlad In Lecture

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was stretching his fingers

    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will try this at mah next zoom meeting-saving this so I don’t forget

    #42

    Tattoo Artist

    Tattoo Artist

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're the Asian tattoo artist and someone asks for that tokenizing bullshit, I think that slight edit is perfectly acceptable. = D

    Isle_of_stressed_pilots
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont agree with that. Permanently disfiguring someones body with that, and then making them pay for it is not acceptable. Your job as a tattoo artist is to tattoo what your costumer wants and what your costumer will PAY for. I understand your point of view, but its their choice and they have a right to get it how they want it. If the tattoo artist didn't like it, they should have simply refuse the costumer. Any tattoo artist that opts for permanently disfiguring someones body rather than refusing the costumer should seriously consider another profession. Period.

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    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tattooist just wanted to be accurate

    Phil Rod
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best I saw was 性病 on a guy's arm at a bar in San Diego. It literally means sexually transmitted disease. He was a US navy guy who had got it while passing through Okinawa. In Japanese they use the same characters as Chinese, and it meant the same in both languages. He'd had it in bold thick black on his muscular shoulder that he was showing off by wearing a tank top. Apparently, he'd had it there for like 3 months before I told him the real meaning. He couldn't believe it. He said he had asked for a 'sexual power' tattoo. That would have been 性的力. This was back in like '01, so it would have been difficult to verify beforehand.Judging by his behavior at the bar, I also imagine he walked into the tattoo parlor drunk and acting like a loud mouthed ass. So he probably had it coming. If the artist had been a a real jerk, he'd have used a dirty needle as well, to give real meaning to the words

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the characters for "Got Yellow Fever"? Asking for a friend.

    sans the skeleton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this, fallen humans, is why I will never get a tattoo in a foreign language without being ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN what it means.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoo artists must learn Chinese

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As permanent as they are, tattoos should actually mean something to the person whose skin they’re drawn on. You should never get one just to look fake badass, or indulge in some fly by night fad—-and definitely NOT as some kind of cultural appropriation. Now, if a particular culture does mean something to you, then you would know enough about it to know if a tattoo artist is taking unfair liberties (in other words, if Chinese or Japanese culture is really meaningful to you, then you would’ve studied it, and its language, enough to be able to write down and show the tattoo artist exactly what you wanted instead of leaving it up to them).

    LittleMissPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't completely agree. I think it is totally fine to get a tattoo because you like it or as a means to memorise a particular event. I don't think all tattoos have to have meaning... you'd like a cute avocado picture on your skin? Sure, go for it. Why not?! It is an artform after all

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tattooist is a legend for doing that

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    #43

    Madlad Granddad

    Madlad Granddad

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This again...I thought we all agreed it's fairly sad he feels obligated to go to church when he's clearly not enjoying it.

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is doing it out of love for his wife?

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    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe don't go to church.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah if you go and just think : this is boring, i hate being here... what's the point of going then?

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    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be the vicar/priest.

    Benjamin Lensgraf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amused how "not going to church" isn't an option for some people, apparently

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they want to go to church? Crazy, I know. It might be where all their friends are hanging out and they want to hang out with their friends. And just in case the days sermon is boring or repetitive they have something else to do without causing drama.

    TheNerdyDuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to kill this man for putting duct tape on books

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Just don’t go if you know it’s BS. You’re making the world worse for the next person who would be asked to go. This needs to be phased out of society.

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    #44

    Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate

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    Barbod Khanlarkani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the name and profile pic really relate

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand eating your kid's chocolate, but Skittles?

    Fidgets McGee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Skittles. Sours the BEST. Chewy lil sugar bombs🤤

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just mean, and if the kid figures it out, he won't ever trust his mom again. And she'll be cryin' all over the internet about it.

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild Berry Skittles are the only ones worth pretending to look for. Those that know, know.

    In the mood for something similar, but an entirely different flavor of mad lads? Check out Bored Panda’s post about the ‘Humans Are Metal’ subreddit and people who are mega cool and, well, metal seems to say it all, doesn’t it?

    #46

    Anonymous Lad, Still Mad. Dude Really Doing This In Minnesota

    Anonymous Lad, Still Mad. Dude Really Doing This In Minnesota

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    hydrostatic joints
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cold outside and he's wearing shorts, he doesn't want the reporter to know his name because if his mom saw it she would be mad at him for wearing shorts out in the cold.

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We lived in the snowy hills of Central Washington State for over 10 years. In all that time, never once did my husband, originally from the sandy beaches of Virginia, wear any long pants. It was shorts everywhere, no matter how cold, no matter how much snow. Some guys just don't like long pants.

    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Texan, anything below 60 degrees is freezing. Walking in Minneapolis, Minnesota one sunny April afternoon, two girls in shorts passed me saying "Don't you love this balmy spring weather?" It was 28 degrees........

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in Minnesota. -24 with windchill yesterday, ran two miles in shorts and a light jacket.

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    Isog Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, but yeah, same every year.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just what us Minnesotans do!

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    #47

    Madlad Not Using The Letter "F" For At Least One Month

    Madlad Not Using The Letter "F" For At Least One Month

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to assume the letter "F" is broken on their keyboard. Still, that's some super creative writing to completely avoid it for a month.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then how could they register their username??

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    Dhannie Kristanto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should change the user name to "IHateTheLetterAfterE"

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uck that's quite impresive

    shinshige
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Username should be “IHateTheLetterEph”.

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    #48

    Just For Thise Who Don't Know, This Piece Is Very Tense

    Just For Thise Who Don't Know, This Piece Is Very Tense

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faster and faster - one of my favorites

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew the name of this piece. Look it up if you don’t recognize it because you’ve definitely heard it.

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched this up nd realized I've heard it, just didn't know the name

    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect. One of my closest friends is a teacher. He's really good at being an a**hole, a craft beer nerd, nearly the smartest human I know. I know those 8th-grade kids learn. He's almost scary that way.

    Cian Thomas McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird. The classical music of the 1800s is so much better than the average pop song today..

    Ayn Burlingame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's one of my favorite songs from music memory UIL

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That piece gives me the shivers even without the visuals usually associated with it!

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    #49

    This Student Of Mine Turned In His Homework Like This, (3rd Grade)

    This Student Of Mine Turned In His Homework Like This, (3rd Grade)

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is well- mannered

    Donna Norman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually made me put down my phone so I couldn't drop it while I laughed.

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the cyclist who rode onto the bridge while I was crossing it and I had to run backwards five steps to avoid getting close to him. This was early in the pandemic with not a lot of cases in my area but I'm not big on unnecessary risks. He said, "Thanks, but I'm fine," as he passed. Polite, but a self-centered idiot. Of course I did not do it for him.

    #50

    Dad With The Long Con

    Dad With The Long Con

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such is life, he must learn.

    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be sure that he'll file this away for much later and catch you with long con lol

    RGNix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot Twist: The son was training his whole life for this moment, and high five his father back.

    Ron Santos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow up: Kid punched dad in the gut.

    Paizleypie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse is his son is only 2 1/2 years old.

    Done with scrolling through this list? Let us know which pictures you loved the most and why! Got any ‘mad lad’ moments of your own to share? Did you enjoy the vibe that the greatest Reddit moderator has been giving off? Drop us a line or two in the comment section, dear Pandas.

    #51

    World’s Grate-Est Madlad

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    Power Move

    Power Move

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    TakingThePee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a flatmate who did the same.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandad would do the same, he only turned them back on for the news generally.

    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my deaf boyfriend would just turn his back so he couldn't read my lips, cheater.

    BlueThunder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I DO THAT TOO (dont tell my teachers)

    #54

    Mad(Old)lad(Y)

    Mad(Old)lad(Y)

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! I hope they were (slightly) rough and even a bit mean ('okay, lady, the jig is up! We finally got you! Your wild days are over! It's comeuppance time!!)

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was the police officer, I would make sure she had a lot of fun.

    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did she get the death sentence?

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    #55

    Must Have Been An Interesting Premier

    Must Have Been An Interesting Premier

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good mom. You support your kids no matter what.

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to give some background, that guy is a humorist. He was active on Pornhub, posting funny non-por.n videos such as "I ride in a taxi and don't have sex with the driver" (in which he would exactly do that). Google him if you want to have a bit of fun. He was invited at the 2019 awards to give the "best male" award.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a dad (who has a prestigious job, is religious, very respected in our community, etc.) who attended his daughter's topless dance show. She had been accepted into a Vegas troupe. He was a single dad and had attended all of her dance shows after her mother died -- just because this one was topless didn't mean he wouldn't be there to support his (now grown) kid.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a raunchy show or just topless? That’s weird if it was raunchy. I’ve been a nude dancer and I can’t imagine it being appropriate for a father to watch his own child perform a sexy strip tease. Vegas isn’t a very sexy kind of place though so most of those dancers are legitimately dancing and performing more than just something for someone to jerk off to.

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this guy! He posts non-sexual videos on pornhub which use the most cliched settings used in porn, like 'A boss enjoys a healthy relationship with his secretary' or 'I'm a pool guy who cleans your pool'.

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many people commenting without knowing the background (or even reading the earlier comments, in which the background is explained).

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for supporting but not sure if I'd want to see the clip that got my son (or daughter) to win

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great mom! You're not doing anything illegal, you're not harming anyone, nothing wrong with working in the porn industry!

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't! He posts non-porn videos on pornhub. And he leaves nice comments to others. He is funny

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    Suzy the observer
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    4 years ago

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    "Creamer"? Even the is madlad.

    PhybreAwptic
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    4 years ago

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    I bet you love being her step son.

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    #56

    Mad Tutle

    Mad Tutle

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    Barbel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if I want to cry or laugh...

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straw Lovers: I speak from a place of solidarity. Glass straws are both superior and eco friendly. Plastic interacts with fizzy drinks and makes them go flat. Plastic hurts animals and the ocean. Glass is cheap and way way superior. Get glass straws and a straw cleaning brush. Glass straws interact better with the temp of drinks as well. Ditch plastic, not straws.

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait did the turtle man not just litter and make the straw reach the ocean

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe just don't dump your garbage into the ocean, you know, as civilized countries do it.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His heart was in the right place

    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't let it on the floor. burn straws.

    #57

    Natgeo Wasnt Ready For This Madlad's Theory

    Natgeo Wasnt Ready For This Madlad's Theory

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "block communications from him! the more he has access to the more he might know!"

    Nina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wahahaha ... 🦆🦆🦆

    #58

    Remember Kings: Never Ever Give Up On Your Dreams

    Remember Kings: Never Ever Give Up On Your Dreams

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waitrose is a bit posher than Sainsbury's, so winning

    Anna Phalactic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the Waitrose nearest us has coin trollies so no need for the trolley guy. Shame.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I dunno, all this "I got _A_ degree" (bonus points for "at university X") is weirding me out. What kind of degree, and most importantly, what FIELD? "Demanding program that was hard to pass" doesn't count; e.g. there will never be the same demand for experts in Egyptology and Art History as for Finance or Electric Engineering. And some fields have a decent amount of job opportunities but are so popular and prestigious that it's still nigh impossible to make a living of it. And in plenty of fields a degree is merely a bonus but not necessary if you are skilled and can proof it with a portfolio; you can intuit things such as composition and color schemes even if you don't know the terminology, but you can't intuit chemical reactions if you don't know about atoms and chemical bonds - one skill is honed with expertise, the other is based on it. All to say: think before study; degrees aren't all worth the same and never will be.

    Scyth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this "a degree is important no matter what it is" is a scam perpetuated by universities to trick impressionable young people into taking these courses, putting themselves in endless dept. What could be done is government funding of courses, but only those that are important and provide to the economy, like medicine and STEM.

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    TakingThePee
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    4 years ago

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    Let me guess, BA? Media studies perhaps? Can't be English lit otherwise you'd be working in a book store.

    #59

    This To Me Is Just Evil

    This To Me Is Just Evil

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    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to eat soap with like 4 years. Sister joined, too ... then we were asked about bitemarks ... of course, we had no idea, although matching jaws...

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, Aunts version of Santa’s coal. Oh ohhh, someone’s been naughty.

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she caught her niece swearing 😆

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    Boudica
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crikey, I must have had a long day; I saw a rampant rabbit!

    #60

    That'll Get 'Em

    That'll Get 'Em

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    TakingThePee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me with anything featuring James Corden.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Same actor did the French dub as well.

    Sam (He/They)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ppl try to watch anime in English instead of Japanese

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to watch a French movie, my mom said it's fine for me to watch and even better I don't need subtitles

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he hates the sound of their voice specifically

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    #61

    Mad Lad Teacher

    Mad Lad Teacher

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need teachers like this

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like odessa cabbage from half life

    #62

    Absolute Madlad

    Absolute Madlad

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son used to call Minecraft, mine craft as in it is his craft. When he would talk about my daughter and the game, he would call it her craft.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called Minecraft not Mindcraft.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have no idea how much you're pissing her off thinking the real name is Mindcraft

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There actually is a texture pack that makes everything Lego in Minecraft

    Conductorinne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, isn't it called Minecraft...? Thus proving your point twice! :D

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you see, THIS is computer Legos: https://www.lego.com/en-us/ldd

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    #63

    James Needs To Be Stopped

    James Needs To Be Stopped

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    William Faulk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD thta sounds like something james would do! (and i dont blame him either)

    Alex K
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    4 years ago

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    i would still beat your ass

    #64

    Madwife

    Madwife

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your wife is really funny, too! You both win.

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked and its by The Duck of Mischief

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dave don't snore Instrumental 😂😂😂😂I'm dying

    #65

    One The Best I've Seen

    One The Best I've Seen

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but the thing is, people on panda do this to people, (it happened to me) and it sucks

    Isaiah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a button so you can see the old unedited version.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sees comment* "I edited this comment so you don't know why it has 1k likes" Fʊck you. Honestly, go fʊck yourself. I hate your guts.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! I did a thread like that on a forum about 20 years ago!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg. we need more of those

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    #66

    Madlad Waits 11 Years To Get Revenge For His Wall

    Madlad Waits 11 Years To Get Revenge For His Wall

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either they are very strong... or the walls in that area are made of cardboard

    Bloxmakesgames2019
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drywall is very thin and easy to break I’m pretty sure if a baby tried hard enough it could break drywall

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    Roe Rainrunner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't try this with my concrete walls. You can't even get a nail hammered in... :-D

    #67

    The Epitome Of Creativity

    The Epitome Of Creativity

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    #68

    May You Rest In Peace, Tammy

    May You Rest In Peace, Tammy

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the guy that does this. Those aren't the corporations answering, it's all him. I can't remember his name this early lol.

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean the guy with the account name 'customer service' but I don't think it's him.

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    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha who cares if its someone or someone that works for the company it's true. You think they care if some Karen or Chad stop shopping there? They never begged me to come back when I stopped shopping there years ago lol.

    #69

    Madlad Will Turn Their Entire Life A Quote

    Madlad Will Turn Their Entire Life A Quote

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    Mike DeLancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a 20 year old Stephen Wright joke.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be funny if it was true, actually no it is still funny. It would just have been funnier if it was.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be better than Rosebud

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    #70

    Last Will

    Last Will

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    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look for "Irish Man Pre-Recorded Himself to Make His Family Laugh Rather Than Cry at the Funeral"" on youtube. Despite his efforts, made me cry

    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was big news over here--i,d do the exact same thing

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that he was Irish is so right here!

    #71

    Traumatized For Life

    Traumatized For Life

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely beginner's luck!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was disappointed when I had my first pillow fight. I expected feathers to fly everywhere like they do in the movies. Mind you it didn’t help that my pillows weren’t feather pillows lol. Come on, I was a kid.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really don't want feathers everywhere. Think of the clean-up job that will be required!

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    #72

    High Stakes For The Mad

    High Stakes For The Mad

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who lost?

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello. My name is elder price. And I'd like to share with you the most amazing book.

    Benjamin Lensgraf
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Since they are gambling, they already lost.

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    #73

    A Genius Mad Lad

    A Genius Mad Lad

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm missing the joke here. Help?

    Mike DeLancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy sent a ridiculous request to Guinness. #1 Pi to 2 decimal points is 3.14, not 3.11 #2 Since 2015 the record is 67,890 places, not 2.

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite image. By far.

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um I know like a lot of decimal places of pi. it's 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406 And I swear I did not search it up that's from memory

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    #75

    Nobody Ruins His Favourite Pizza Place

    Nobody Ruins His Favourite Pizza Place

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drake's for my family. we got a gift card so we went. we had to get lettuce burgers, my mom's had a hole poked through one. my brother got sick. we're never going there again.

    #76

    The Madlad Crossover We Need

    The Madlad Crossover We Need

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind cannot take this much pressure

    Deziree Mccullough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmmm son [jumps of building to avoid answering]

    ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Of. And the answer is "no." EDIT: I read somewhere on the internet that says the shield is indestructible or something like that.

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    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Lightsabers can cut through everything except beskar right

    Christopher Walkies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. Please stop trying to make Madlad happen.

    #77

    Madpope

    Madpope

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    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I"m not even Christian (I'm Muslim), and I think the pope is such a badass. You rock, dude!

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Just as well it wasn't hentai

    #78

    Madlads At Tesla

    Madlads At Tesla

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what you can do when you write software in-house instead of farming it out to some other company.

    #79

    The Return Of The King

    The Return Of The King

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    staysdontstray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh I wonder what they did to get banned for so long

    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of how LoverFella once banned someone from his server for a really long time because they put lava on the big christmas tree

    Matthew White
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you seen his video where hes trying to become the richest one on his server

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wha~ how did they get banned for 11 years?

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    #80

    People On Reddit Giving Out Wearing Is Caring Awards And Trophies To Anti-Maskers

    People On Reddit Giving Out Wearing Is Caring Awards And Trophies To Anti-Maskers

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This site needs to change its name to Reddit Digest

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Reddit Digest. It's Reddit content, but curated.

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    #81

    Cong Loves A Good Joke

    Cong Loves A Good Joke

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    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legit thought "nail guy" was code for f*** buddy. And now I'm sad that it's not.

    #82

    Legendary Comment

    Legendary Comment

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    Jacqueline Arana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to stop reading, I decided to read one more. I regret it.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, if it is okay for women to eat the placenta than why wouldn’t it be okay for a guy to eat his own amputated foot. It’s not like he is gonna need it anymore just like the placenta. Either way I think both are super gross so I don’t know why that question popped in my head.

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry that is so disgusting

    Chodz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There´s was this Dutch program called Proefkonijnen. In one episode the two presenters both had a tiny piece of flesh surgically removed. Prepared by a chef and ate it on TV. It´s still on youtube and it was hilarious.

    Alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know how to feel about this...

    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't his leg have been given back to him in some kind of liquid stuff that would have been toxic to eat? Or is that just s**t you see in movies? I have never had a body part amputated so I dont know, lol

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The human body contains everything the human body needs, huh?

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's right, fellow comment readers. You're meat. And you taste as such.

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    #83

    That Guilty Feeling After You’re Too Extreme

    That Guilty Feeling After You’re Too Extreme

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    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been to laser quest, once for my friend's birthday and once for mine

    #84

    Madlad Wanted A Good Meal, Got It

    Madlad Wanted A Good Meal, Got It

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    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips with macaroni cheese?! WTF?!

    Benjamin Lensgraf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't call mac and cheese with french fries "food"...

    NMN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried a couple of times. Have no idea how ppl actually like it (not made with real cheese usually).

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    Samantha Comerford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I see a side order of chips. I’m not even American

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm confused by what you're saying? what do you mean by, "I'm not american"

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    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never feed that much fat to a kid. That's just child abuse!

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh ok that's normal size?! what do you people eat in the UK?!

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they feed people up to have them slaughtered or something.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you are going to get a lot of food when the total cost of what is on your plate is $0.05.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there is no meat. If you had chosen a meat there would be less mac and fries.

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    #85

    Wedding Madladd

    Wedding Madladd

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    DarkGypsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually hilarious. 😂

    Benjamin Lensgraf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe your sister's boyfriend thinks you have a big head, i.e. you're an egotistical jerk.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is something I can get behind. Absolutely no reason for it at all.

    #86

    Absolute Madness

    Absolute Madness

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would feel bad for whoevers the seeker

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's called Being An International Criminal

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    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A buffet or theme park! Longer they take the longer of a full nap or fun for you!

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where would you guys hide? i would go to the sam's club near here with my family and hide there.

    #87

    That’s Actually Pretty Smart

    That’s Actually Pretty Smart

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you have Hulu, I am hoping they release it in Aus coz I love a sappy hallmark movie.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been trying to convince Youtube ads for years that I don't consume alcohol, but they still haven't figured that out. I flag every single one as "irrelevant" but they still show them.

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    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change your ip to anoer country and see what fn things Russians or Japanese peeps are doing!

    #88

    Don't Take Yourself Too Seriously

    Don't Take Yourself Too Seriously

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    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of that. That's a pretty big deal- essentially changing something from one to another. That's cool as hell.

    ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The acronym is P̲roton-E̲nhanced N̲uclear I̲nduction S̲pectroscopy," which is "P.E.N.I.S."

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 12 year old saw that a mile away! 🤣

    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago

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    for anyone who doesn't get it, the acronym would be "PENIS"

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    #89

    Madlad Photoshops Pictures Of His Friends Onto A Green Screen To Make Them Look Fake

    Madlad Photoshops Pictures Of His Friends Onto A Green Screen To Make Them Look Fake

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    #90

    Viral TV

    Viral TV

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    Bole Perishon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so mad, actually. TV Pink has a similar show and, at the start of the pandemic, did introduce new contestants without telling the people already in there that there is a pandemic outside.

    Tanya MacLeod
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pandemic began partway through big brother Canada. They sat everyone down and told them. Also had to send them home because the production crew was not essential staff. Everyone had to say their good byes, called out one by one over the next day or two when their transportation was ready. They donated the prize money to Covid Charities.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they all in the same hot tub?? Please don't downvote, I have no idea what this show is about.

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then try Google, since you are already sat in front of the Internet. I'm not sure why you are asking if they are all in the same hot tub, when your question is literally proving that you can clearly see that they are.

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    #91

    Madlass With The 200 Iq Plays

    Madlass With The 200 Iq Plays

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirt that boob! Breastfeeding is natural!

    NMN
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% would do the same. Also had a teacher that was in a preferencial line at the bank and an old guy behind her kept being rude and saying she should not be in the preferencial line (those are for elderly, disabled, preggos and breastfeeding mothers - no need to have the baby with you, the point is so you can go back fast to your baby). So she eventually got mad, took off the milk-gun and squirted on him while ranting about him being rude

    Sharon Collier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this to a friend. He was kidding me about breastfeeding (in my home) so I squirted at him. Didn't mean to, but it went across the room and hit him in the face. LOL! He got SO red-faced!

    #92

    A Madlad Avoids Copyright

    A Madlad Avoids Copyright

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people commented how much they loved the color lol- idk if its taken down yet, i saw this vid months ago

    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have to find this video and comment about slime

    PattonPawter
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    3 years ago

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    #93

    Madlad Husband

    Madlad Husband

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    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby does that with the cat "Who's a pretty little girl? Who's Daddy's baby, oh yes she is, aw do you want cuddles then? Oh hi hun what's for tea?"

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair. I assume you're pobably not bursting with joy and excitement, wagging your ass every single time he comes home.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... could have been me with the kisses. I'd totally take the dog if there was ever a "me or the dog"-situation.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well so she's officially the third wheel in the relationship..

    #94

    Madlad Makes A Humorous Age Verification Filter

    Madlad Makes A Humorous Age Verification Filter

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    #97

    Painter Madlad

    Painter Madlad

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those kids are so confused

    #98

    This Madlad’s Just Asking For It

    This Madlad’s Just Asking For It

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a motivational poster I didn't want to rip off the wall. We don't need this crap on tampon wrappers

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, except for the "hang in there!" kitten. I love that lil' bastard

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her response made me spit my coffee on my laptop screen

    #99

    This Guy’s Goin Places

    This Guy’s Goin Places

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    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not ugly indeed--nice floating head tbh

    Cookie Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I’ve always wanted to do that 😂

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Leo from Heroes Of Olympus.

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    #100

    He Paid Tho

    He Paid Tho

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    Number 5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he paid though so it is a bit unfair

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still breaking&entering. At least not theft, so he might get off with nearly nothing.

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    #101

    How Do You Even Find The Same Person On 5 Different Phones?

    How Do You Even Find The Same Person On 5 Different Phones?

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    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty smart

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or do they all kinda look alike?

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first though the guy has 'shopped himself into the picture a few times.

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's in for a fun night.

    #103

    Gucci Smart Toilet

    Gucci Smart Toilet

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    Joseph Kuhlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the guy who tweeted something from an air freshner

    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those of you who don't get it, that tweet was sent from a "GUCCI SmartToilet"

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also one girl sent a tweet from her smart fridge, but people had their doubts.

    #104

    The Absolute Madlad Actually Said It!!!

    The Absolute Madlad Actually Said It!!!

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    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats first degree murder right duh

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude acts like peta but for gamers

    #105

    My Mans Played It Cool

    My Mans Played It Cool

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is that the turtle was really a cocaine smuggler and only used being entangled as an excuse.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that coke totally wasn't his.

    #106

    Now That's How You Do It

    Now That's How You Do It

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    CATMONSTER2018
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO... The university was founded in 1889

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i managed to flip myself out of my crib when i was like 1 year old

    scorpesh
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in india there's a gigantic rock named after a thrown half bitten butter,till today struggling not to slip off. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/krishnas-butter-ball

    #107

    How The Hell Did He Manage This

    How The Hell Did He Manage This

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    #108

    Mad Dad

    Mad Dad

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dading is a competition. All other dads are rivals. Some attempt to gain dominance through punny jokes, superior lawn maintenance, mastery of open-fire cooking, or through acute expression of tool-acquisition syndrome.

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    Lili
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't quite get this...

    #109

    Madlad Inventor

    Madlad Inventor

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    Uncommon Boston
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When told about the new cell phone technology, my first question was, "But aren't people going to get distracted when using the phone book." In the 1970's phone books were huge. I imagined someone driving with phonebook on their lap. Also, first big test of portable phones; a couple hundred were given to professionals who worked out their cars like realtor and sales people. When the test was over, they refused to give the phones back -- it changed how they did business. Test successful. The first time my father was driven home in a car with a phone, my mother asked him to call after they left so dinner could be ready. He called from the driveway. This may have lead to the moment she was holding a globe, one finger on home, the other on where my father was traveling on business, "We are on opposite ends of the earth." she said with a smile. My father worked at Bell Labs and knew people working on mobile phones. Dinner table discussion

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1973 Motorola was high on their game. What good is having the balls of a bull moose if you can't swing 'em around now and then.

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    #112

    Bonkers

    Bonkers

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There stands a man comfortable in his masculinity.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is a winner. I did the same thing when I found a scarf my GF had been missing for years. 20191218_1...786efd.jpg 20191218_102802-6021549786efd.jpg

    #113

    He Finally Did It After 4 Years

    He Finally Did It After 4 Years

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    #114

    Loud Madlad

    Loud Madlad

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    #115

    Sarcastic Madlad, Wait-

    Sarcastic Madlad, Wait-

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, machetes are the way to go. Flamethrowers run outta fuel.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rumor that every weird idea is funny simply because it is publicly told by Mr. Musk also is completely false. He's a creep.

    MelFunction
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flamethrowers kill too many of your own team members anyway.

    #116

    How To Assert Dominance

    How To Assert Dominance

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember in highschool my math and french teacher always poke at each other (in a fun way)

    Alexis Davar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that feud, it's entertaining!

    Sam (He/They)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT?!?!?!? HOW CAN TWO TEACHERS EXIST SIMULTANEOUSLY?!?!

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once my mom walked in my class for no reason and i remember running to hug her and then awkwardly walking back to my seat... :P

    #117

    This Guy Is Going Places

    This Guy Is Going Places

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    #118

    Madlad Waits A Year To Deliver A Punchline

    Madlad Waits A Year To Deliver A Punchline

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    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment hides a fellow wooshed individual. Don't waste your time, they'll only bother you

    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didnt even notice before i looked at the title lol

    Pazuzu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one is good the other is bad

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bole sweetie they replied to the r/3amjokes, that's why it's underneath it T_T

    Bole Perishon
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    This is a bad joke - the punch line came before the set up.

    #119

    This Guy Posted A 1 Hour And 47 Minute Movie To Reddit In One Video...

    This Guy Posted A 1 Hour And 47 Minute Movie To Reddit In One Video...

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    TakingThePee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sorely disappointing effort from Edgar Wright.

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was Edgar Wright? Then it WAS disappointing.

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    #120

    It's So Broken...

    It's So Broken...

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    #122

    Happy Mother’s Day

    Happy Mother’s Day

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    #123

    Savage 1000

    Savage 1000

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    #125

    Absolute Madlad Defies Science Itself

    Absolute Madlad Defies Science Itself

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    O O F

    O O F

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    #127

    Madlads Collide

    Madlads Collide

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    Madlad

    Madlad

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's IQ measurement would go down because 100 is always to be the average (gotta have a baseline)

    #129

    These Two Champs, They Knew What They Were Doing

    These Two Champs, They Knew What They Were Doing

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    #131

    That Guys Post But Twice As Good

    That Guys Post But Twice As Good

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    Xylle Flora
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Techno is so thankful he exists

    #132

    Does This Fit Here?

    Does This Fit Here?

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what is a reddit cake? (I know i live in a hole but i dont get it)

    #133

    I Can't Believe This Isn't Photoshopped

    I Can't Believe This Isn't Photoshopped

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    #135

    My Original Post Was Removed Because It Wasn’t On Social Media, But Now It’s On Reddit So....

    My Original Post Was Removed Because It Wasn’t On Social Media, But Now It’s On Reddit So....

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    NMN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is basically the best thing you can receive in a white elephant. Usually you just end up with some useless crap, while this is actual money. He could not be further opposite from a twat

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