50 Times People Encountered Such ‘Power Moves’ Online, They Had To Immortalize It By Sharing Them On This Online Group
InterviewActive since the Autumn of 2015, The r/madlads online community on Reddit is a real madhouse of entertainment, joy, and human beings doing incredibly mundane things and celebrating it like party animals… even though others see it as being completely over-the-top reactions and nobody asked them to make such power moves.
Have a scroll through some of the top power moves that ‘mad lads’ have been doing, upvote your fave pics, and get ready to have a grand old time. Be sure to check out the subreddit and join their growing community of 1.67 million members. Just remember to read the rules.
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I Was Not Expecting This To Happen
possibly because most medical masks are made in China
Load More Replies...That is the best thing I have ever read and telling every anti vaxer I ever run into for the rest of my life. Lmao
I heard Windows 95 sounds in my head when I read about the woman getting told that.
I love the "(lol)" after "approximately 15 reasons why vaccines are more dangerous than the disease they protect against."
I Want To Try This Now
I actually am a bit deaf, and ot irritates the hell out of me when people shout like that makes it easier to understand them... I read lips and can't understand you when you shout and make those exaggerated lip movements... Just make sure I'm facing you and talk normally... Preferably without food in your mouth. (Aside: When did staring at a girl's lips become "creepy"? I understand the staring at women's breasts thing, but we deaf people aren't pervs.)
Personally, I'd love to watch that. You have to know your audience but it would be very fun to watch.
This Kid Is Going Places
This kid had the most historically accurate costume too. Disney princesses and knights are mostly fantasy—-you’d understand if you ever saw portraits of actual princesses of the era, and of the real guys who put on the real suits of armor you see in museums. Not a one of them was Disneyesque (some might be closer than others, but mostly nope). Now the plague doctor costume, on the other hand, is very accurate. The beaks on their masks were long because they thought you could avoid catching a disease of you kept your face distant from it (basically, from your patients). It was also a time when people believed bad smells carried diseases, so would carry nosegays of sweetly scented flowers to smell when passing by a particularly noxious area. Some plague doctors also kept sweet herbs and/or flowers in their masks’ beaks for this reason. Granted, the smell of rotting garbage, sewage, etc can indicate an area in dire need of cleanup and sanitizing, so there is some merit in it, except for the fact that only the odor was thought to carry the disease, not the rot and filth.
Mad Student
"Yeah" is a positive word. "Right" is a positive word. But "Yeah, Right" means "No Way", which is negative. Thus proving the Prof. wrong.
Once when I was in English class our teacher declared that sugar was the only word in the English language where the su part of the word is pronounced "sh". You should have seen the death stare she gave me when I asked her " are you Sure?"
Well, now I want to meet your parents. They sound amazing
Load More Replies...In Polish we can say 'dobra, dobra' which we can translate as 'ok, ok' and it works rge same as in this joke.
But this is sarcasm, so I don't think it counts. If you are being sarcastic, then your meaning flips, which means that normally, "yeah, right" is positive.
Absolute Mad Lad Dad
It’s also something to see just how many children of anti-vaxxers (both parents, so no hope of one sensible parent sneaking the kids off to be vaccinated) who manage to survive go running right to the clinic and get every vaccination they can get the very millisecond they turn 18 and their parents can’t do a damn thing about it. Guess common sense often skips a generation, sometimes a couple generations.
Amazing dad. Hope they're divorced. She literally chose to risk YOUR LIFE.
Respect to your dad. Please tell me your mother understood the reason why.
Bored Panda reached out to u/RalphiesBoogers, a moderator at the ‘Mad Lads’ community, who claims that they’re the greatest mod that Reddit has ever known. (...Allegedly!) We had a good laugh at how they responded to everything.
Check out their hilarious and in-character (as well as genuinely informative and insightful) responses below about the subreddit and, here’s a small heads-up, they really are kings and queens of banter, no matter what situation they’re in. An absolute mad lad? You betcha (just without the irony)!
Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn
We need to know 1. How Aunt Sheryl ruined OP's relationship, and 2. What happened at Thanksgiving dinner!
Dammit, I need to know how that panned out. Wish I was a fly on the wall at that dinner get together.
...uhhhhh, that does not sound legit, but thank you for digging it up
Load More Replies...Wow. I wouldn’t get anywhere near any of those people. That’s so trashy.
Update (pretty sure it's fake, still funny) https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/k1rexd/some_men_just_want_to_watch_the_world_burn/gdqantp/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Why feel sorry for a man who is having an affair with a married woman? Probably knowing she's married. The one I feel sorry for most is the poor husband.
Load More Replies...Madladd
The letter he mentioned is not the most used letter to begin with, to be honest. Try forming sentences without the letter e.
Load More Replies...This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. Try to do so without any aid.
I think I know what you did in this paragraph. Congratulations, Doggo! You win a tasty snack!
Load More Replies...i don't get it. Seriously i don't know why you dit something so difficult for nothing. nobody would notice it for sure.
A French writer, Georges Perek, wrote in 1963 a book of more than 300 pages without a "a" (except in the title "la disparition")
Tbh Would Pick Steve Irwin
Yeah definitely, if he had found out about the cancer sooner, somebody could have done something about it, he was such a good actor.
Load More Replies...You are extremely cultured my friend saving Stan lee and having ochaco as pfp
Load More Replies...I’m not too into most celebs but maybe Robin Williams? He died really tragically and shocked many fans. Would be nice for him to have a second chance. I like him but I’m not exactly a “fan” fan.
Robin williams was depressed his whole life. Then he got diagnosed with parkinson's and didn't want to live with it. He chose to die. Wouldn't be fair to bring him back.
Load More Replies...Don’t get me wrong it is sad that Steve Irwin is dead but I can think of far more better people to prevent the death of. I actually found Steve Irwin extremely annoying. I would pick Princess Diana.
Thank you! He was soooo annoying. But now he is dead so he´s a saint.
Load More Replies...Nine Year Old Ref Goes Off
Karens and Kyles are always the ones to freak out during their kids game.
Load More Replies...This is the way every soccer mom should be handled when she gets out of control. "Now go sit in your car! You're in Time Out!!"
This Little Mad Lad's On A Mission
May we all be blessed with a child like this for a nieces or nephew
Meanwhile, moderator u/steveofftheinternet pointed out that the subreddit was "completely ruined" when PewDiePie, aka Felix Kjellberg, uploaded a video about it. "We got flooded with his meme-spewing preteen fan army who are incapable of understanding that 'madlad' is ironic." Mod u/N8theGr8 explained that "mad-laddery is when you do something incredibly mundane, such as making spaghetti, sweeping the hallway, or being a Bored Panda writer, and then acting like it's the craziest thing ever."
Moderator N8theGr8 said that the subreddit was started in response to an image of "a guy putting a pan or something on his head and everyone else being like whaaaaaaaaat." In their opinion, the world has enough mad lads as it is. "I don't know if I want to encourage too many madlads, since the last time we got too popular some impressionable kid put sugar on their already Frosted Flakes, and it was chaos. They sell this thing called Liquid Confidence at a lot of stores though, I recommend taking a shot every time Elon Musk embarrasses himself Twitter."
Not Sure If This Counts But Madlad Strikes At His Mom?
If this is messy then I dread to think about what you think of my dad's. Icons try to overlap because there is not enough space.
Load More Replies...yeah its such a weird thing i have---my apt can get messy as f@@k but my desktop is immaculate
SAME! If I could, I'd delete even the wastebin.
Load More Replies...Grounding Your Parents
Bad news: To enforce this grounding, you'd have to start living with your dad again.
This would never happen with my parents even in my house when they are over there. They are boss
Mad Mike Check
I have seen some cool YouTube vids of school talent shows and I wish it was something we did. Looks like fun.
Madlad With His Harmless Prank
I have actually called my daughter, on my phone, to ask her to call my phone, that I am using to call her, because I cannot find my phone. That is in my hand. Pressed gently to my ear.
Load More Replies...All worth it for the few moments it takes their brain to catch up with the facts
Goddamn this is cruel xD I once tried to find my cap (WHICH WAS ON MY HEAD)
OH YEAH! I am SO doing this at the next friends or family BBQ (Easter 2021)
Madlad Kevin!
This is nothing. A guy in Serbia joined the Flat Earth Society Facebook group, got them to make him an admin and changed their name to Round Earth Society.
I once made a flat earth page on Facebook and got it up to 1000+ members and switched it to the Round Earth Society. When everyone asked about it I said science has proven multiple times that the Earth is round. Needless to say almost everyone left and I was blocked by a lot of people
Meanwhile, when prodded about where the line between what's 'mad-laddish' and not lies, they decided to jokingly misinterpret the question. "Contrary to popular belief, it's not an actual physical line like the International Date Line or that line you dance on when line dancing. It's also not a picket line, as those individuals are fighting the bourgeois against the exploitation of labor under a system of capital are not to be dismissed as mere mad lads, but compatriots in the fight against our chains of oppression. It's also not rickrolling, since that joke is like 30 years old," they said, alluding to one of the main demands of the subreddit to not mention Rick Roll.
When asked to answer a few questions about their community and what it stands for, one of the r/madlads moderators, RalphiesBoogers (great name and The Simpsons reference, tbh) proved that banter is supreme and that you can’t switch it off before launching into how a lot of folks misinterpret the term ‘mad lad’ in the first place.
Madcouple
This was my parents wedding, they got married on Halloween. No joke! (And I thought for the longest time my mom was Morticia Adams :D)
Load More Replies...Absolute Madlad Outsmarting His Way Through Life
I was expecting something more inappropriate so I was relieved when I read the last sentence.
Grandad Glass Blowing Madlad
Yes, Boomers used bongs too, back in the day. They bought them in what were known then as “head shops”. Buying the paraphernalia was totally legal, but all the stuff the paraphernalia was used for wasn’t (this was true even before “under an ounce” was legalized). Hookahs go even further back, and other “recreational drugs” do too. So, this guy’s grandson’s generation didn’t invent any of this—-though, like every generation, they think they did. And older people actually do have not only a clue about it, but also direct experience with it. They’ll learn, just like we all did, as soon as they become the older generation themselves.
I recently went to a place that has glass blowing and working lessons. They also rent shop space to independent glass artists. I don't make it up that 80% of the work they were doing there was bongs. The owner said that if *anyone* said anything about drugs, smoking,, or illegal anything, they were kicked out immediately just in case the cops were setting up the studio. These people were just making decorative, aesthetically pleasing, artistic items. Grandpa knew long before the grandson did.
It's a water pipe used to smoke various substances
Load More Replies...I Should Do It Myself As Well
Textbook Bait And Switch
... unless you are "blue-lighting" i.e. an emergency vehicle with blue lights ON indicating it is on an emergency call.
The amount of times I've seen a police car flip on the lights to just run a red is bothersome. (USA)
Load More Replies...The mod, practically beaming with banter energy, agreed to talk to us on the condition that we keep mentioning that they’re the greatest moderator Reddit has ever known. Have we said that u/RalphiesBoogers is the greatest moderator Reddit has ever known? Well, they are!
“For the most part, we just try to manipulate the price of GME,” u/RalphiesBoogers, probably the best mod that Reddit has seen in its entire existence, jokingly told Bored Panda, referring to the GameStop stock rise (and fall). “The main point of this subreddit really is to manipulate the NYSE and various other currency markets. The majority of our posts are code for market movements. We decisively curate and control the information here in order to send clear market signals that our followers use as predictors. I understand your skepticism, but that's how it works.”
I Can’t Speak Chinese
The best I saw was 性病 on a guy's arm at a bar in San Diego. It literally means sexually transmitted disease. He was a US navy guy who had got it while passing through Okinawa. In Japanese they use the same characters as Chinese, and it meant the same in both languages. He'd had it in bold thick black on his muscular shoulder that he was showing off by wearing a tank top. Apparently, he'd had it there for like 3 months before I told him the real meaning. He couldn't believe it. He said he had asked for a 'sexual power' tattoo. That would have been 性的力. This was back in like '01, so it would have been difficult to verify beforehand, so there's no way he could have known. And I imagine he walked into the tattoo parlor drunk, and acting like an ass. So he got what he probably had it coming. If the artist had been a a real jerk, he'd have used a dirty needle to give the real meaning to the words
I heard of one about a guy who walked in to a Japanese tattoo shop and asked for an inking. He was told they were fully booked, but being drunk and rather entitled he ranted at them until they agreed to a small kanji. He returned home and proudly showed off his "warrior king" inking. Only to find out years later it actually means "rude foreigner".
Yeah but then you will ask someone who actually speaks Chinese and will look like a fool.
Standard Mandarin Cantonese Portuguese English Mongolian Haix Bayingolin Bortala KoreanTibetan Uyghur Zhuang Kazakh Yi
My new favorite person is the dude on the top named "The_WereArcticFox"
Madlad Kid
This is just one moment that shows kids aren’t born prejudice, they are taught. This 6 y/o obviously took a moment to absorb the information and then didn’t seem to bat an eye lid asking about a hubby.
.......and that kids are absolutely savage with the truth.
Load More Replies...My son did exactly the same to one of my friends, when he was 6 or 7 years old. I was so proud ... although it was kind of awkward too. 🏳🌈😏 My friend had just been left by his partner, after almost 5 years.
Madlad
Hello internet and welcome to game theory, ruining your childhood since 2011.
Load More Replies...I take it as: “Millennials are so entrepreneurial that we’ll turn something as incoherent as ‘Adulting’ into a business.”
When I went to school we were on computers for an hour, once a week learning how to type something and even that was only towards the end. These days many, probably most younger people know how to code. The world has changed and education had to change too.
There should be a class titled "maintenance" that should be required for high school graduation. I used to manage a rental property and the number of tenants I had to teach how to properly clean things, identify when something is not working properly, or inform that they actually had to vacuum the bathroom fan vent occasionally was staggering. If your parents never taught you.... you don't know.
Load More Replies...Even The Police Are Madlads
May I interest you in the internet or cable TV? Perhaps a dark tan?
Load More Replies...You know, most of the best parties I've ever been to have had fewer than 10 people...
Genius Madlad
I once made one called "Guest" so I could freeload off my parents' account a little longer.
Another idea is to use the same plus sign icon and name it "Add Profile"
My daughter and wife are actively engaged in an avatar war ... I don't even like popcorn ...
Now just wait until she is on the final episode of a dramatic thriller and lock her account out...LOL
Just another piece of proof that you need to have a good sense of humor at all times, never take things written on the internet without a grain of salt, and that tongue-in-cheek sarcasm really can translate well through text, not just speech.
“The other mods will say what they're paid to say. Just to be clear though, everything I said is true,” they quipped.
Moderator RalphiesBoogers said that a lot of people have misconceptions about the term ‘mad lad.’ “It's about people who take something very mild and comment on social media as though it is not. However, most of the users here are like 12 so they think it's all about being actually wacky or being a first-world anarchist or something,” they explained that not everyone can sense the irony in some posts that are shared online.
Honestly I Would Do That
not so much good as using religion to manipulate people to do what you want.... which despite some people having good intentions is often how it is used.
Load More Replies...I am actually a Christian but genuinely considering using this lmaoo. Bonus points for me since the concert in question is for Girl in Red, so obviously I need to go spread the gospel to those poor misled gays lol
Maddad
It looks like a costume from The Nightmare Before Christmas
Load More Replies...Suck It, Tim
Give This Guy A Medal
Or...you know, admit you wanted to impress her and giver the great moment of letting her teach you...? It'll probably be great fun.
Maybe she didn’t want to have to teach someone and wanted to be able to play on her own level.
Load More Replies...This was actually done by a couple aboard the Titanic, as a con. The con challenged 2 chess masters to a game, put a partition between both games. She was black on one board and white on the other. She would play the moves that each chess master would play against them. She won both games.
I learned chess when I was about three. I love it but I'm not that good at it.
Why does she need to use white? He can also mirror her moves if she uses black.
That should be in another reddit, for fantastically terrible advice. Each of those sites will flag them up as cheaters, making GM moves with a noob rating.
Mad Lads
There is a real company called TWATS in York. My former neighbour drove a van with TWATS emblazoned on the side.
Should have said "TWITS" because "twit" is an actual insult, whereas I don't know about twats.
Twat is definitely more of an insult, especially in the uk or Ireland. Plenty of definitions online.
Load More Replies...“Truly, this misconception plagues the subreddit in ways that have cost the dow several hundred points this past week. r/madlads isn't about being mad. It's about taking way too much excitement in mildness or mundane things, and also driving Dogecoin to the moon,” the best, brightest, and most brilliant that Reddit has ever known and will ever see added, hyperbolizing just a tad.
Damn She's Unstoppable
John Fury Understands His Limits
Behold The Founder Of Netflix
A whole workforce gone and the economy survived. Seems like we should keep this in mind.
I'm with you! It's amazing what antiquated industries we cling to out of some sense of false nostalgia. In 2004 Blockbuster Video employed 58,500 people in the US (84,300 worldwide), while the US coal industry employed 53,714 people (in 2019). Why are some people screaming about the loss of dangerous environmentally threatening jobs, but let Blockbuster slip silently into the night?
Load More Replies...Actually, tracing the fault the whole way down, the one truly to blame is the other undertaker, who used his wife’s job to steal business. He’s the one who destroyed a whole workforce, which included his wife, by cheating the other guy to the point where he inspired the other guy to invent something to thwart him. So don’t blame the inventor. Don’t even blame the competitor’s wife. Blame the underhanded, unethical, cheating competitor undertaker.
In 1998, the Swedish police officer Robert Blåljus was tired of stopping people drive to fast. So he talked the Swedish Transport Agency into stop doing road maintenance. So now it's impossible to drive to fast. Actually not true. But our roads are rubbish with maintenance being underfunded for at least the last 30 years.
I laughed maniacally at this...apparently I love revenge stories with happy endings
What A Madman
Michael Meyer's mask is actually a William Shatner Star Trek mask.
Load More Replies...Why does he even have an electronic Elvis? Why purpose does it serve other than haunting my nightmares?
Why does the mask in the right look like it's really the dude's face?????
I knooowww...didn't notice anything amiss until reading the caption...wtf
Load More Replies...It's... Amazing!
If you were to upvote the 1st post, you would be upvoting a meme. By upvoting the 2nd, you would be upvoting a joke.
Oh, I feel this sooo much! I'm in a private group on fb & there's two members, one in particular, who ALWAYS repost something I've posted, usually within an hour or less. And it's not 'sharing' *my* post, they go back to the origin & share from there. I try to take it as a compliment but sometimes it just ticks me off to have them riding on my wave.
Please, please... consider at least TRYING to use English grammar. *says *gets (I'll let the ur slip because it can mean both here. Well played, nike)
We were curious to find out how some people, who are shy, lack confidence, and are afraid to stand out from the crowd could develop (unironic) mad lad energy and the courage to do things that are out of the ordinary.
However, RalphiesBoogers, the best mod Reddit has ever known, thinks that it’s all the opposite and that the modern world is more skewed towards people yearning for attention.
Just Mad I Tell You
My bike was stolen last week and yesterday I saw it for sale on Craigslist. So I messaged the seller, met him at McDonald's and when I noticed it was 100% my bike I dumbly asked to take it for a ride. He said "Yeah just don't ride off." Which is exactly what I did. I stole my bike back.
Gotta Use The Backdoor
I think the no pre marital sex rule is stupid. Whilst sex is not the most important thing in a relationship, it still plays a vital role. You could marry someone and they could be terrible in bed. They could be selfish, rough, demanding, you could have different sexual preferences/fantasies etc but you are now stuck coz divorce is against the bible.
That raises an additional biblical-loophole question... Is it technically adultery if everyone involved is in the same room at the same time?
“If you even look at a woman lust fully you have committed adultery with her in your heart” - not sure why having more gals to goggle at makes it any better 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I’m a Christian and I think that would be hilarious
Load More Replies...Furry Priorities
He could have petted cats anytime he wants, though.
Load More Replies...The urge is strong in some. Including myself. That’s why my husband and I now have four cats. And one dog—-an anomaly I know, but as neglected-looking as he was, I just couldn’t just leave him on the side of the road in a heatwave, after someone had dumped him out of their car (according to some kids playing nearby).
They were in his tail, but he took a paws, and they caught him by a whisker..🐈
Cue The Music Bois
To the downvoters... She is theoretically correct. The broadcast of the opening ceremony for the 1936 Berlin Olympics (including a speech by 'that guy') was one of the first broadcasts at sufficient power and in the right frequency range to break through the earth's ionosphere (barely). Though the radio waves will travel forever, due to the inverse-square law it is extremely unlikely that they will ever be received by anyone out there.
Load More Replies...Send them the movie How To Train Your Dragon. They would have no clue that it's a cartoon and will probably run thinking 'holy s**t those things can train savage beasts that want to eat them, get the f**k outta here boys'. But Rick Roll is better xD
Send them the Tiger King documentary. They'd take one look at that and fly home.
Mad Lass Advances Her Career
Why stop there, though? Should have done some ambiguous self promoting with examples of positive things you've seen the janitor doing.
I had two youtube accounts, one whith my full name and othe with my nickname. I work in a tv station and make promos. Made one I was proud of and uploaded to my main channel (the one with my full name). Hours later opened my second account and gave a positive review to my own video. Days later my boss called me to her office and congratulated me for my video and pointed out the good review. My own review. I told her and had a laugth.
“I see everyone, everywhere, screaming for attention and trying to stand out all the time endlessly, and careers being constantly pursued to become the next wacky social media star,” they said.
The best mod on Reddit, u/RalphiesBoogers, said that the term ‘mad lad’ was intended to be used ironically, but “subtlety is lost on the internet, like the value I lost in GME.”
Madlad In Lecture
I will try this at mah next zoom meeting-saving this so I don’t forget
Tattoo Artist
If you're the Asian tattoo artist and someone asks for that tokenizing bullshit, I think that slight edit is perfectly acceptable. = D
I dont agree with that. Permanently disfiguring someones body with that, and then making them pay for it is not acceptable. Your job as a tattoo artist is to tattoo what your costumer wants and what your costumer will PAY for. I understand your point of view, but its their choice and they have a right to get it how they want it. If the tattoo artist didn't like it, they should have simply refuse the costumer. Any tattoo artist that opts for permanently disfiguring someones body rather than refusing the costumer should seriously consider another profession. Period.
Load More Replies...The best I saw was 性病 on a guy's arm at a bar in San Diego. It literally means sexually transmitted disease. He was a US navy guy who had got it while passing through Okinawa. In Japanese they use the same characters as Chinese, and it meant the same in both languages. He'd had it in bold thick black on his muscular shoulder that he was showing off by wearing a tank top. Apparently, he'd had it there for like 3 months before I told him the real meaning. He couldn't believe it. He said he had asked for a 'sexual power' tattoo. That would have been 性的力. This was back in like '01, so it would have been difficult to verify beforehand.Judging by his behavior at the bar, I also imagine he walked into the tattoo parlor drunk and acting like a loud mouthed ass. So he probably had it coming. If the artist had been a a real jerk, he'd have used a dirty needle as well, to give real meaning to the words
And this, fallen humans, is why I will never get a tattoo in a foreign language without being ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN what it means.
As permanent as they are, tattoos should actually mean something to the person whose skin they’re drawn on. You should never get one just to look fake badass, or indulge in some fly by night fad—-and definitely NOT as some kind of cultural appropriation. Now, if a particular culture does mean something to you, then you would know enough about it to know if a tattoo artist is taking unfair liberties (in other words, if Chinese or Japanese culture is really meaningful to you, then you would’ve studied it, and its language, enough to be able to write down and show the tattoo artist exactly what you wanted instead of leaving it up to them).
I don't completely agree. I think it is totally fine to get a tattoo because you like it or as a means to memorise a particular event. I don't think all tattoos have to have meaning... you'd like a cute avocado picture on your skin? Sure, go for it. Why not?! It is an artform after all
Load More Replies...Madlad Granddad
This again...I thought we all agreed it's fairly sad he feels obligated to go to church when he's clearly not enjoying it.
yeah if you go and just think : this is boring, i hate being here... what's the point of going then?
Load More Replies...I'm amused how "not going to church" isn't an option for some people, apparently
What if they want to go to church? Crazy, I know. It might be where all their friends are hanging out and they want to hang out with their friends. And just in case the days sermon is boring or repetitive they have something else to do without causing drama.
Evil Incarnate
Yep. Skittles. Sours the BEST. Chewy lil sugar bombs🤤
Load More Replies...What A Legend
In the mood for something similar, but an entirely different flavor of mad lads? Check out Bored Panda’s post about the ‘Humans Are Metal’ subreddit and people who are mega cool and, well, metal seems to say it all, doesn’t it?
Anonymous Lad, Still Mad. Dude Really Doing This In Minnesota
It's cold outside and he's wearing shorts, he doesn't want the reporter to know his name because if his mom saw it she would be mad at him for wearing shorts out in the cold.
Load More Replies...We lived in the snowy hills of Central Washington State for over 10 years. In all that time, never once did my husband, originally from the sandy beaches of Virginia, wear any long pants. It was shorts everywhere, no matter how cold, no matter how much snow. Some guys just don't like long pants.
I'm a Texan, anything below 60 degrees is freezing. Walking in Minneapolis, Minnesota one sunny April afternoon, two girls in shorts passed me saying "Don't you love this balmy spring weather?" It was 28 degrees........
I’m in Minnesota. -24 with windchill yesterday, ran two miles in shorts and a light jacket.
Load More Replies...Madlad Not Using The Letter "F" For At Least One Month
I'm going to assume the letter "F" is broken on their keyboard. Still, that's some super creative writing to completely avoid it for a month.
Just For Thise Who Don't Know, This Piece Is Very Tense
I never knew the name of this piece. Look it up if you don’t recognize it because you’ve definitely heard it.
I searched this up nd realized I've heard it, just didn't know the name
It's weird. The classical music of the 1800s is so much better than the average pop song today..
That piece gives me the shivers even without the visuals usually associated with it!
This Student Of Mine Turned In His Homework Like This, (3rd Grade)
That actually made me put down my phone so I couldn't drop it while I laughed.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the cyclist who rode onto the bridge while I was crossing it and I had to run backwards five steps to avoid getting close to him. This was early in the pandemic with not a lot of cases in my area but I'm not big on unnecessary risks. He said, "Thanks, but I'm fine," as he passed. Polite, but a self-centered idiot. Of course I did not do it for him.
Dad With The Long Con
You can be sure that he'll file this away for much later and catch you with long con lol
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World’s Grate-Est Madlad
What A Legend
Power Move
My grandad would do the same, he only turned them back on for the news generally.
my deaf boyfriend would just turn his back so he couldn't read my lips, cheater.
Mad(Old)lad(Y)
Must Have Been An Interesting Premier
Just to give some background, that guy is a humorist. He was active on Pornhub, posting funny non-por.n videos such as "I ride in a taxi and don't have sex with the driver" (in which he would exactly do that). Google him if you want to have a bit of fun. He was invited at the 2019 awards to give the "best male" award.
I know a dad (who has a prestigious job, is religious, very respected in our community, etc.) who attended his daughter's topless dance show. She had been accepted into a Vegas troupe. He was a single dad and had attended all of her dance shows after her mother died -- just because this one was topless didn't mean he wouldn't be there to support his (now grown) kid.
Was it a raunchy show or just topless? That’s weird if it was raunchy. I’ve been a nude dancer and I can’t imagine it being appropriate for a father to watch his own child perform a sexy strip tease. Vegas isn’t a very sexy kind of place though so most of those dancers are legitimately dancing and performing more than just something for someone to jerk off to.
Load More Replies...I love this guy! He posts non-sexual videos on pornhub which use the most cliched settings used in porn, like 'A boss enjoys a healthy relationship with his secretary' or 'I'm a pool guy who cleans your pool'.
I'm all for supporting but not sure if I'd want to see the clip that got my son (or daughter) to win
What a great mom! You're not doing anything illegal, you're not harming anyone, nothing wrong with working in the porn industry!
He doesn't! He posts non-porn videos on pornhub. And he leaves nice comments to others. He is funny
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Straw Lovers: I speak from a place of solidarity. Glass straws are both superior and eco friendly. Plastic interacts with fizzy drinks and makes them go flat. Plastic hurts animals and the ocean. Glass is cheap and way way superior. Get glass straws and a straw cleaning brush. Glass straws interact better with the temp of drinks as well. Ditch plastic, not straws.
wait did the turtle man not just litter and make the straw reach the ocean
Or maybe just don't dump your garbage into the ocean, you know, as civilized countries do it.
Natgeo Wasnt Ready For This Madlad's Theory
Remember Kings: Never Ever Give Up On Your Dreams
Pretty sure the Waitrose nearest us has coin trollies so no need for the trolley guy. Shame.
All this "a degree is important no matter what it is" is a scam perpetuated by universities to trick impressionable young people into taking these courses, putting themselves in endless dept. What could be done is government funding of courses, but only those that are important and provide to the economy, like medicine and STEM.
Load More Replies...This To Me Is Just Evil
I tried to eat soap with like 4 years. Sister joined, too ... then we were asked about bitemarks ... of course, we had no idea, although matching jaws...
Hahaha, Aunts version of Santa’s coal. Oh ohhh, someone’s been naughty.
That'll Get 'Em
I want to watch a French movie, my mom said it's fine for me to watch and even better I don't need subtitles
Mad Lad Teacher
Absolute Madlad
My son used to call Minecraft, mine craft as in it is his craft. When he would talk about my daughter and the game, he would call it her craft.
Lmao as in like Mein Kraft? Is your kid part German?
Load More Replies...You have no idea how much you're pissing her off thinking the real name is Mindcraft
There actually is a texture pack that makes everything Lego in Minecraft
Besides, isn't it called Minecraft...? Thus proving your point twice! :D
James Needs To Be Stopped
XD thta sounds like something james would do! (and i dont blame him either)
Madwife
One The Best I've Seen
but the thing is, people on panda do this to people, (it happened to me) and it sucks
There should be a button so you can see the old unedited version.
Load More Replies...*sees comment* "I edited this comment so you don't know why it has 1k likes" Fʊck you. Honestly, go fʊck yourself. I hate your guts.
Madlad Waits 11 Years To Get Revenge For His Wall
Either they are very strong... or the walls in that area are made of cardboard
Drywall is very thin and easy to break I’m pretty sure if a baby tried hard enough it could break drywall
Load More Replies...Don't try this with my concrete walls. You can't even get a nail hammered in... :-D
The Epitome Of Creativity
May You Rest In Peace, Tammy
I love the guy that does this. Those aren't the corporations answering, it's all him. I can't remember his name this early lol.
I think you mean the guy with the account name 'customer service' but I don't think it's him.
Load More Replies...hahaha who cares if its someone or someone that works for the company it's true. You think they care if some Karen or Chad stop shopping there? They never begged me to come back when I stopped shopping there years ago lol.
Madlad Will Turn Their Entire Life A Quote
That would be funny if it was true, actually no it is still funny. It would just have been funnier if it was.
Last Will
Look for "Irish Man Pre-Recorded Himself to Make His Family Laugh Rather Than Cry at the Funeral"" on youtube. Despite his efforts, made me cry
Traumatized For Life
I was disappointed when I had my first pillow fight. I expected feathers to fly everywhere like they do in the movies. Mind you it didn’t help that my pillows weren’t feather pillows lol. Come on, I was a kid.
You really don't want feathers everywhere. Think of the clean-up job that will be required!
Load More Replies...High Stakes For The Mad
Hello. My name is elder price. And I'd like to share with you the most amazing book.
A Genius Mad Lad
The guy sent a ridiculous request to Guinness. #1 Pi to 2 decimal points is 3.14, not 3.11 #2 Since 2015 the record is 67,890 places, not 2.
Load More Replies...Um I know like a lot of decimal places of pi. it's 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406 And I swear I did not search it up that's from memory
Madlad
Nobody Ruins His Favourite Pizza Place
drake's for my family. we got a gift card so we went. we had to get lettuce burgers, my mom's had a hole poked through one. my brother got sick. we're never going there again.
The Madlad Crossover We Need
*Of. And the answer is "no." EDIT: I read somewhere on the internet that says the shield is indestructible or something like that.
Load More Replies...Madpope
I"m not even Christian (I'm Muslim), and I think the pope is such a badass. You rock, dude!
Madlads At Tesla
This is what you can do when you write software in-house instead of farming it out to some other company.
The Return Of The King
This reminds me of how LoverFella once banned someone from his server for a really long time because they put lava on the big christmas tree
have you seen his video where hes trying to become the richest one on his server
Load More Replies...People On Reddit Giving Out Wearing Is Caring Awards And Trophies To Anti-Maskers
I like Reddit Digest. It's Reddit content, but curated.
Load More Replies...Cong Loves A Good Joke
I legit thought "nail guy" was code for f*** buddy. And now I'm sad that it's not.
Legendary Comment
I was going to stop reading, I decided to read one more. I regret it.
Just curious, if it is okay for women to eat the placenta than why wouldn’t it be okay for a guy to eat his own amputated foot. It’s not like he is gonna need it anymore just like the placenta. Either way I think both are super gross so I don’t know why that question popped in my head.
Wouldn't his leg have been given back to him in some kind of liquid stuff that would have been toxic to eat? Or is that just s**t you see in movies? I have never had a body part amputated so I dont know, lol
That Guilty Feeling After You’re Too Extreme
I've been to laser quest, once for my friend's birthday and once for mine
Madlad Wanted A Good Meal, Got It
Tried a couple of times. Have no idea how ppl actually like it (not made with real cheese usually).
Load More Replies...i'm confused by what you're saying? what do you mean by, "I'm not american"
Load More Replies...I would never feed that much fat to a kid. That's just child abuse!
Of course you are going to get a lot of food when the total cost of what is on your plate is $0.05.
But there is no meat. If you had chosen a meat there would be less mac and fries.
Wedding Madladd
maybe your sister's boyfriend thinks you have a big head, i.e. you're an egotistical jerk.
Now this is something I can get behind. Absolutely no reason for it at all.
Absolute Madness
I think it's called Being An International Criminal
Load More Replies...A buffet or theme park! Longer they take the longer of a full nap or fun for you!
where would you guys hide? i would go to the sam's club near here with my family and hide there.
That’s Actually Pretty Smart
At least you have Hulu, I am hoping they release it in Aus coz I love a sappy hallmark movie.
I've been trying to convince Youtube ads for years that I don't consume alcohol, but they still haven't figured that out. I flag every single one as "irrelevant" but they still show them.
Load More Replies...Change your ip to anoer country and see what fn things Russians or Japanese peeps are doing!
Don't Take Yourself Too Seriously
I've never heard of that. That's a pretty big deal- essentially changing something from one to another. That's cool as hell.
The acronym is P̲roton-E̲nhanced N̲uclear I̲nduction S̲pectroscopy," which is "P.E.N.I.S."
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Viral TV
Not so mad, actually. TV Pink has a similar show and, at the start of the pandemic, did introduce new contestants without telling the people already in there that there is a pandemic outside.
The pandemic began partway through big brother Canada. They sat everyone down and told them. Also had to send them home because the production crew was not essential staff. Everyone had to say their good byes, called out one by one over the next day or two when their transportation was ready. They donated the prize money to Covid Charities.
Are they all in the same hot tub?? Please don't downvote, I have no idea what this show is about.
Then try Google, since you are already sat in front of the Internet. I'm not sure why you are asking if they are all in the same hot tub, when your question is literally proving that you can clearly see that they are.
Load More Replies...Madlass With The 200 Iq Plays
100% would do the same. Also had a teacher that was in a preferencial line at the bank and an old guy behind her kept being rude and saying she should not be in the preferencial line (those are for elderly, disabled, preggos and breastfeeding mothers - no need to have the baby with you, the point is so you can go back fast to your baby). So she eventually got mad, took off the milk-gun and squirted on him while ranting about him being rude
Did this to a friend. He was kidding me about breastfeeding (in my home) so I squirted at him. Didn't mean to, but it went across the room and hit him in the face. LOL! He got SO red-faced!
A Madlad Avoids Copyright
Madlad Husband
To be fair. I assume you're pobably not bursting with joy and excitement, wagging your ass every single time he comes home.
Yeah... could have been me with the kisses. I'd totally take the dog if there was ever a "me or the dog"-situation.
Madlad Makes A Humorous Age Verification Filter
Spongebob Madlad
Madlad Ex-Student
This Madlad’s Just Asking For It
I've never seen a motivational poster I didn't want to rip off the wall. We don't need this crap on tampon wrappers
Same, except for the "hang in there!" kitten. I love that lil' bastard
Load More Replies...This Guy’s Goin Places
Wear a green shirt with a stick in the middle, so it looks like your head is on a stick.
Load More Replies...He Paid Tho
It's still breaking&entering. At least not theft, so he might get off with nearly nothing.
Load More Replies...How Do You Even Find The Same Person On 5 Different Phones?
I first though the guy has 'shopped himself into the picture a few times.
Load More Replies...Innovative Madlad
Gucci Smart Toilet
Also one girl sent a tweet from her smart fridge, but people had their doubts.
The Absolute Madlad Actually Said It!!!
My Mans Played It Cool
The joke is that the turtle was really a cocaine smuggler and only used being entangled as an excuse.
Load More Replies...Now That's How You Do It
Mad Dad
Dading is a competition. All other dads are rivals. Some attempt to gain dominance through punny jokes, superior lawn maintenance, mastery of open-fire cooking, or through acute expression of tool-acquisition syndrome.
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When told about the new cell phone technology, my first question was, "But aren't people going to get distracted when using the phone book." In the 1970's phone books were huge. I imagined someone driving with phonebook on their lap. Also, first big test of portable phones; a couple hundred were given to professionals who worked out their cars like realtor and sales people. When the test was over, they refused to give the phones back -- it changed how they did business. Test successful. The first time my father was driven home in a car with a phone, my mother asked him to call after they left so dinner could be ready. He called from the driveway. This may have lead to the moment she was holding a globe, one finger on home, the other on where my father was traveling on business, "We are on opposite ends of the earth." she said with a smile. My father worked at Bell Labs and knew people working on mobile phones. Dinner table discussion
In 1973 Motorola was high on their game. What good is having the balls of a bull moose if you can't swing 'em around now and then.
Fear Is Not In His/Her Vocabulary
Mad Lass
Bonkers
The one on the left is a winner. I did the same thing when I found a scarf my GF had been missing for years. 20191218_1...786efd.jpg
He Finally Did It After 4 Years
Loud Madlad
Sarcastic Madlad, Wait-
How To Assert Dominance
once my mom walked in my class for no reason and i remember running to hug her and then awkwardly walking back to my seat... :P
This Guy Is Going Places
Madlad Waits A Year To Deliver A Punchline
This comment hides a fellow wooshed individual. Don't waste your time, they'll only bother you
Bole sweetie they replied to the r/3amjokes, that's why it's underneath it T_T
This Guy Posted A 1 Hour And 47 Minute Movie To Reddit In One Video...
It's So Broken...
He's Gonna Be A Madman
Happy Mother’s Day
Savage 1000
The Reddit Team Must Think They’re Slick
Absolute Madlad Defies Science Itself
O O F
Madlads Collide
Madlad
Everyone's IQ measurement would go down because 100 is always to be the average (gotta have a baseline)
These Two Champs, They Knew What They Were Doing
What A Response
That Guys Post But Twice As Good
Does This Fit Here?
wait what is a reddit cake? (I know i live in a hole but i dont get it)
I Can't Believe This Isn't Photoshopped
Man Really Travelled 150 Miles
My Original Post Was Removed Because It Wasn’t On Social Media, But Now It’s On Reddit So....
That is basically the best thing you can receive in a white elephant. Usually you just end up with some useless crap, while this is actual money. He could not be further opposite from a twat
Load More Replies...You know something Walter? You get a follow.
Load More Replies...Whats with all the madlad comments but the women being awesome aren't being called madlasses?
I once went on holiday with a friend-we had to catch a connecting flight back in to Auckland and then down to Chch. When we landed on the first flight we were late and the airline was paging us. I was ahead of him on the steps and (helpfully) explained how he was deaf and disabled (he isn't) but didn't like people to know. The airline sent two hot stewardess down and helped him up the steps, more or less carried him to his seat, and kept asking loudly "Are YOU ALL RIGHT" . He sat down next to me and said "Wow they are friendly here aren't they". I creid with laughter, and told him-but joke was on me as they upgraded him to business and left me in economy. He let me know for years...
my school district makes us do these essays with stupid, corny prompts ("what does x mean to you?") and this year, it was "What does being brave mean to you?" and my english teacher, the only chill, likable english teacher I've ever had, said that we had to put at least 1 sentence on it, because they would be reading them, but they weren't a grade. I wrote "Bravery to me means writing one sentence on a writing exam." and that's as rebellious as I'm getting for a while.
You know something Walter? You get a follow.
Load More Replies...Whats with all the madlad comments but the women being awesome aren't being called madlasses?
I once went on holiday with a friend-we had to catch a connecting flight back in to Auckland and then down to Chch. When we landed on the first flight we were late and the airline was paging us. I was ahead of him on the steps and (helpfully) explained how he was deaf and disabled (he isn't) but didn't like people to know. The airline sent two hot stewardess down and helped him up the steps, more or less carried him to his seat, and kept asking loudly "Are YOU ALL RIGHT" . He sat down next to me and said "Wow they are friendly here aren't they". I creid with laughter, and told him-but joke was on me as they upgraded him to business and left me in economy. He let me know for years...
my school district makes us do these essays with stupid, corny prompts ("what does x mean to you?") and this year, it was "What does being brave mean to you?" and my english teacher, the only chill, likable english teacher I've ever had, said that we had to put at least 1 sentence on it, because they would be reading them, but they weren't a grade. I wrote "Bravery to me means writing one sentence on a writing exam." and that's as rebellious as I'm getting for a while.
