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It is common for seasoned cooks not to follow the recipe by the book. They know how to put their twist on dishes to create something delectable and uniquely their own, turning cooking into an art form. 

There’s a method behind the madness of their freestyling techniques. They know which ingredients work well together, allowing them to substitute when necessary. 

These home chefs, however, do not appear to possess the same level of knowledge in combining flavors, yet they still choose to ignore the recipe. Their kitchen mishaps are now immortalized on the I Didn’t Have Eggs subreddit, many of which you’re about to read on this list.

#1

On A Recipe For A Pumpkin Syrup

Online comments criticizing a recipe substitution where apple cider vinegar replaced pumpkin puree.

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    #2

    Please Don’t Eat Raw Sourdough Starter

    Comments discussing foul-tasting sourdough starter and advice on not eating it raw; mentions risk of food poisoning.

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    #3

    It’s Clearly Just A Noodle Dish

    Comment thread discussing a recipe with a disappointed review and a reply pointing out it's vegan.

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    Since we’re on the topic of recipe blunders, here are other cooking mistakes people commonly make. Washing raw chicken is one of them, and it’s more than just a simple error. 

    As food safety professor Dr. Keith Schneider tells HuffPost, not only is it counterintuitive, but it also promotes the spread of bacteria like Salmonella. 

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    #4

    This Was On A Recipe For Pozole (A Mexican Soup)

    Online comments humorously discuss a recipe error involving cloves, highlighting a cooking mishap.

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    #5

    I Baked These Buns At A Lower Temperature, How Do I Cook Them At The Right Temp? 🤨

    Comment exchange on baking recipe; user baked at incorrect temperature, leading to undercooked bread.

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    #6

    Scared Of Whatever This Is

    Recipe fail with Pepsi used instead of traditional ingredients, resulting in unintended sweetness.

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    Many people also make the mistake of thawing their meat on the counter. Like washing raw chicken, this promotes the spread of bacteria, especially if it is left out for too long. 

    In the same HuffPost interview, Mitzi Baum urges thawing either in the refrigerator or under cold running water. She says thawing using a microwave is another option, but it should only be done right before cooking.

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    #7

    Pecan Pie Recipe

    Recipe comment exchange about leaving out pecans from a pecan pie due to allergies.

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    #8

    Fire Costing 2k

    Recipe mishap review with oven fire and damages comment.

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    #9

    I Didn't Know A Frosting Recipe Could Be Woke

    Online comments on a buttermilk recipe debate replacing ingredients and cooking preferences.

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    If you must substitute ingredients, it is essential to learn which ones to use. Fortunately, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln provides an entire list of basic ingredient substitutions. 

    If you need buttermilk, you can use a souring agent, such as a tablespoon of lemon juice or vinegar, and mix it into a cup of regular milk. Allow the mixture to sit for five minutes.

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    #10

    Good Thing That I Don’t Like Flavor

    Comments on a recipe fail; Bob criticizes short ribs, Rom replies harshly.

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    #11

    What Do I Do With My Corn In This Crema Recipe

    Recipe miscommunication in comments; confusion over corn and cream usage.

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    #12

    🤦

    Recipe review debate: One star given for following package instructions, followed by critical reply questioning the decision.

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    If you’ve run out of ketchup, you can mix a cup of tomato sauce with half a cup of sugar and two tablespoons of vinegar. Need unsweetened chocolate? Combine three tablespoons of cocoa with a tablespoon of butter, regular margarine, or vegetable oil. This will give you a full ounce. 

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    The article’s author, registered dietitian nutritionist Alice Henneman, MS, RDN, FAND, clarified that the final product of these ingredient mixtures “may slightly differ” from the original. However, “it will still be acceptable in flavor, texture, and appearance.”

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    #13

    Just Eat The Fruit, Then, Samantha

    Comments on a recipe gone wrong; user critiques dessert lacking sugar and texture.

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    #14

    How Dare You Not Have Metric Measurements, Also I Can't Read

    Comments about metric conversions in a recipe discussion, addressing a plant-based diet suggestion.

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    #15

    LOL

    Image of a social media exchange about substitutes for eggnog recipe ingredients.

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    How about you, dear readers? Have you ever substituted ingredients while cooking? Did they turn out well? Or were they something you would rather forget? Share your experiences in the comments below!

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    #16

    I Didn’t Have Marriage

    Recipe comments on Pinch of Yum, including a humorous exchange about cooking and commitment, with a one-star rating.

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    #17

    Condensed Milk In Soup??

    Comments discussing a recipe mishap with potatoes and condensed milk, highlighting unintended results.

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    #18

    I Tried Making This By Guessing The Amounts

    Recipe fail review with a two-star rating due to missing ingredient measurements, leading to inedible results.

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    #19

    Left The Salt On The Counter

    Recipe review highlights the importance of adding salt, with comments on following instructions and rating mistakes.

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    #20

    “I Followed The Recipe To The Letter…”

    Dry and cracked brownies with walnuts, missing sugar, a result of not following the recipe correctly.

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    #21

    Thanks For Your Input On The Chicken Wing Recipe George

    Recipe mistake: George confused baking soda for baking powder; Lauren corrects with advice on the right ingredient.

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    #22

    At Least They Didn’t Rate It Poorly?

    Comments on soup freezing instructions and labeling tips.

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    #23

    How Dare You Use Peanut Butter. Hoisin Sauce Recipe

    Two user comments discussing recipe modifications with peanut butter and allergies.

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    #24

    Bill Asking What We’re All Thinking

    Comments about a recipe mix-up, questioning the use of pasta.

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    #25

    I Wish I Had This Guy’s Level Of Free Time

    Comment about substituting ingredients with pizza call, results in delicious fried rice; humorous take on recipe decisions.

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    #26

    Amanda Has Run Out Of Patience

    User comments about not following a recipe for brownies and the unexpected result.

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    #27

    I Decided To Use Your Recipe But My Mom’s Instruction. Why Didn’t It Work!?

    User review of a recipe gone wrong, with advice to follow it accurately next time.

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    #28

    At Least It Has Full Stars?

    User comments on recipe critique, one suggesting xylitol as a sugar replacement, another highlighting syrup’s sugar content.

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    #29

    Reading Is Hard

    Recipe mishap; user misinterprets baking instructions and gets unexpected results.

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    #30

    I Wasn’t Supposed To Put Beef In The Trifle!

    Chat exchange about misunderstanding a ginger honey loaf recipe, mixing spices with ground beef instead.

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    #31

    They Added Left Over Borscht To The Recipie?!

    Recipe mishap review: Overuse of parsley and oregano, salty pork, improvised soup to chowder with mixed results.

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    #32

    I Am Allergic To Strawberries So I Reviewed This Strawberry Ice Cream

    EatingWell member review on recipes, highlighting lack of fruit alternatives for strawberry allergy.

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    #33

    American Can’t Use Grams

    Online comment exchange discussing recipe measurements in grams versus American units.

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    #34

    Ellen Didn't Have Almond Flour For The Almond Flour Crumble

    Review of a failed recipe attempt with oatmeal crust instead of almond meal, rating 2 out of 5 stars.

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    #35

    Imagine Being So Hateful That You Miss The "Jump To Recipe" Button At The Top Of The Page

    Humorous recipe comment exchange highlighting frustrations over lengthy recipe introductions.

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    #36

    Who Would’ve Thought You Couldn’t Boil Sugar In A Plastic Tupperware?

    Recipe fail review featuring one-star rating, describing a melted Tupperware bowl incident in the microwave.

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    #37

    Giraffecubed Telling It As It Is

    Chat screenshot discussing the lack of an air fryer and its consequences.

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    #38

    /Ididnthavetime

    User review about missing cornstarch in bourbon chicken recipe with staff reply highlighting its importance.

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    #39

    "You Absolute Spoon"

    User comments about vegan biscuits in a recipe discussion.

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    #40

    Saw This Comment Under A Recipe For Vegan "Cheese" Made Specifically With Potatoes And Carrots

    Comment thread discussing alternative ingredients for a recipe without potatoes and carrots.

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    #41

    On A Recipe For Christmas Dessert Lasagna, Layered Pudding And Cake With Xmas Toppings

    Text exchange about a dessert lasagna being called a confection, showing reactions to recipe deviations.

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    #42

    I'm Not Going To Make This, I'm Just Going To Leave A Review About How Other People Leave Reviews. 1 Star

    BillyBob Smith's review criticizing altered recipes, rated two stars, emphasizing the importance of following the recipe.

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    #43

    Sarah Didn't Have Eggs For This Three Ingredient Cookie Recipe

    User review of failed recipe attempt, substituting ingredients led to poor cookie results, 1-star rating given.

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    #44

    A Sugar/Fat Comma?

    One-star review of a cookie recipe questioning the use of butter and sugar, expressing disbelief.

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    #45

    I Don't Believe In Refrigeration!

    Phoebe's humorous review on Yorkshire pudding recipe failure, expressing disappointment and family traditions.

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    #46

    What's In A Name?

    Negative recipe review with comments, highlighting recipe-following impacts.

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    #47

    Why Did You Make Me Buy Provolone?

    Online recipe comment discussing confusion over provolone cheese not being listed.

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    #48

    Instructions Unclear, Need Glove Size

    Comment about glove size for basil measurement in recipe discussion.

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    #49

    You, Nancy. You Were The One

    Recipe fail reviews with negative ratings and comments on substitutions.

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    #50

    No Grain, No Brain

    Review highlighting recipe issues due to flour, rated 1 star by user prioritizing low-carb eating.

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    #51

    Found On A Recipe… For Banana Bread

    Recipe reviews with diverse opinions on banana bread, highlighting user experiences and modifications.

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    #52

    Biblically Unclean

    Review by TXGaeilgesinger showing a 4-star rating, discussing a meat substitution due to Biblical reasons and liking the spices.

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    #53

    I Didn't Have Mixer Or Time

    Baking mishap review with a hand mixer problem, resulting in an unfinished recipe and a disappointed child.

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    #54

    On A Custard Cake Recipe

    Humorous exchange about a baking recipe with too much sugar, highlighting not following the recipe.

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    #55

    This Comment On A Fish Stew Recipe Is Haunting Me

    Comment on using condensed milk in chowder; suggests crème fraîche or heavy cream instead for better results.

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    #56

    On A Review Of Japanese Chicken Katsu

    Review criticizing chicken katsu for lacking authentic Hawaiian flavor and katsu sauce.

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    #57

    Were You Trying To Rate Sunny's Review, Shannon?

    Comment exchange about pierogi casserole recipe ratings.

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    #58

    But I Don't Wanna Use A Thermometer

    Tara Connor review on failing recipe, criticizes candy thermometer in cook class, 1-star rating.

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    #59

    What Do You Mean You Substituted Greek Yogurt For Milk You Are Breading Onion Rings

    Recipe substitution review with star rating: Greek yogurt instead of milk, no salt added.

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    #60

    I Know How To Read

    Review of recipe app with three-star rating, mentioning difficult-to-follow directions and obstructive photos.

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    #61

    Nostalgic

    Review of creative recipe substitutions, using white bread, mashed peanuts, and strawberry compote.

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    #62

    There Was No Flour In The Recipe

    Disappointed cook comments on failed recipe attempt, noting too much flour and plans to try a different recipe.

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    #63

    Too Much Work, Make Something That Isn't Lemonade Instead

    A one-star review criticizing a complex recipe, suggesting a simpler method with lemon and water.

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    #64

    Erika Has Eggs And Wants To Make A Vegan Choux Recipe With Them

    Erika and Nora discuss egg substitutes in a recipe, sharing their thoughts on using eggs in vegan custard.

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    #65

    I Didn't Try It ⭐⭐⭐

    Review of a meatloaf recipe with a three-star rating, commenting on typical appearance and lack of uniqueness.

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