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LGBTQ history dates back to the first recorded instances of same-sex love and sexuality in ancient civilizations. Ancient Egyptian royal servants Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum, who lived c. 2400 BCE, are believed to be the first recorded same-sex couple in history, so you get the perspective.

But many oblivious people refuse to believe that being homosexual, bisexual, queer, and transgender are as old as history itself. In fact, some delusional people would go as far as to think they've spotted actual mistakes in movies, books, and media that speak of LGBTQ existence in the past.

And thanks to the wonderfully colorful corner of reddit “Sappho And Her Friend,” “a sub dedicated to historical and other LGBTQ erasure from academia and other spaces,” we have the cringiest collection of such delusional examples.

The subreddit that, according to its description, is “Mostly humorous but open to serious discussion as well,” was created a year ago and has since gained a 266k-solid fanbase who waste no time to cut the crap.

#1

That Dad’s Name? Harold

That Dad’s Name? Harold

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5 years ago

'That's why she sleeps in the bed

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    #2

    Saw This On Facebook Today

    Saw This On Facebook Today

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    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Up vote for the "HORUS, THEY'RE LESBIANS"!

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    #3

    Yes, Very Heterosexual Indeed.

    Yes, Very Heterosexual Indeed.

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    Kines Tezja
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yeah, as a Pole I can assure you that you can tell the difference even in XIXth century letters.

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    #4

    They Are Lesbians Goddammit

    They Are Lesbians Goddammit

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    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Leave them alone Harold

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    #5

    Just A Fan

    Just A Fan

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    Quite the greeting. I believe this is when Kelley came out as lesbian.

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    #6

    They Were Housemates

    They Were Housemates

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's great.

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    #7

    "But Hey That's Just A Theory"

    "But Hey That's Just A Theory"

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    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm not convinced lol 🤣

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    #8

    An Interesting Title

    An Interesting Title

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    QueenMiri
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sunnie is an idiot. Congrats to the beautiful couple.

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    #9

    Two Bro-Ets, Chillin In An Apartment

    Two Bro-Ets, Chillin In An Apartment

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Best anecdote ever! :D

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    #10

    Medical Classmates

    Medical Classmates

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    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How sad. One had to live 25 more years without the other...

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    #11

    His Roommate Is So Nice

    His Roommate Is So Nice

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    Giulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this was posted as a joke, look at the name of the fb group :)

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    #12

    Just A Friendly Reminder, The History Books Accidentaly Forgot A Few Pages From Anne's Diary

    Just A Friendly Reminder, The History Books Accidentaly Forgot A Few Pages From Anne's Diary

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    5 years ago

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    Conservatives LOL

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    #13

    Gay Irl

    Gay Irl

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Phyllis???

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    #14

    Just Guys Being Dudes

    Just Guys Being Dudes

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    Víctor Alfonso García Olmo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No way man!!! The ancient greeks were bisexuals. No shame, until the Christianity said it was a capital fault.

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    #15

    Two Very Good Friends

    Two Very Good Friends

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    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ok, this is not actually gay! This is an advertisement for wives. Things were very different in the past. Not everything that looks gay to our modern sensibilities actually is. This was a very common thing to have a pic taken with friends and post to the newspaper in rural areas. It was expensive for one man to do, so he might pose with a brother or friends.

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    #16

    Two Bros Sharing Storage Space

    Two Bros Sharing Storage Space

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    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Two bros chilling in a storage room, six feet - wait.

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    #17

    We Must Be Careful Not To Jump To Conclusions

    We Must Be Careful Not To Jump To Conclusions

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    Theo C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I'm pretty sure this one is sarcasm

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    #18

    But How Certain Is She?

    But How Certain Is She?

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    • Lemønchu •
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The Sun: "Are you sure about that?"

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    #19

    Greece Wasn't Gay

    Greece Wasn't Gay

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    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    People believe what they want to believe

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    #20

    Such A Wholesome Friendship. But Where Are Their Wives?

    Such A Wholesome Friendship. But Where Are Their Wives?

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They make a lovely couple

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    #21

    Just A Couple Of Cowboys

    Just A Couple Of Cowboys

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    too good to be true

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    #22

    No, We're Sisters

    No, We're Sisters

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Mix a bit of incest in there? Go girl!

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    #23

    Hmm, But Who’s Getting Married?

    Hmm, But Who’s Getting Married?

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Congratulations gentlemen. Long and happy life to you.

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    #24

    Oh My God They Were Strangers

    Oh My God They Were Strangers

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    There is too much in that picture for a conservative brain to proceed correctly. Two colored women of two different cultural styles cannot also be lesbians.

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    #25

    Two “Comrades” Naked On The Beach

    Two “Comrades” Naked On The Beach

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    Theo C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    r/unexpectedcommunism

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    #26

    I Think This Counts (Xena And Gabrielle)

    I Think This Counts (Xena And Gabrielle)

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    Debi Blackshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Love Lucy Lawless :-)

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    #27

    Did I Find One?

    Did I Find One?

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    In such a romantic setting, too

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    #28

    "Her Alter Ego"

    "Her Alter Ego"

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    Theo C
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yeah no he's trans idiot

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    #29

    Lol They’re Married

    Lol They’re Married

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    CLG
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That rent savings is too hard to let go of!

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    #30

    We're Both Girls

    We're Both Girls

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    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Flag out front should have told you

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    #31

    Couldn’t Possibly Speculate What They’re Up To

    Couldn’t Possibly Speculate What They’re Up To

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Guys, people back then shared beds all the time. There was barely any privacy and servants would often sleep in the same room as their employers and their employers children. A mistress and servant sleeping in the same bed doesn't automatically mean they were a couple. The fact that they embrace is the real clue imo.

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    #32

    I Checked The Comments; And Yeah, She Was Serious

    I Checked The Comments; And Yeah, She Was Serious

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    So sad the two grooms never showed up though.

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    #33

    Travelling Buds

    Travelling Buds

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Is it just me or is it difficult to know how to react in these situations? If you assume someone is gay you could be called out on it and if you don't assume that then you end up on here. I am genuinely confused as to how to act, somebody please help!

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    #34

    A Likely Story

    A Likely Story

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    kath morgan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    All we can say is that they were close enough that their loved ones thought they’d like to be laid to rest together. I think that’s lovely

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    #35

    Because They're Bi, Harold. Get Over It

    Because They're Bi, Harold. Get Over It

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    Lyn Arnold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    'Youngsters" lol

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    #36

    This Piece Is Called "Brotherhood Of The Nations" Lmao

    This Piece Is Called "Brotherhood Of The Nations" Lmao

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "Brotherhood", ha ! This is good friendship, dude.

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    #37

    I Can't Titles

    I Can't Titles

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    5 years ago

    Shhhhh No one tell him.

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    #38

    My Friends Got Engaged This Weekend, A Distant Cousin Chimed In

    My Friends Got Engaged This Weekend, A Distant Cousin Chimed In

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    she/they and probably gay
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    5 years ago

    that's such a pretty photoshoot

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    #39

    Like Mother And Daughter

    Like Mother And Daughter

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    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol, who kisses their mother like that ??

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    #40

    May Have Come Out After Tweeting I Am Non-Binary

    May Have Come Out After Tweeting I Am Non-Binary

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Enough of this hinting, are you or aren't you?

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    #41

    Lmao There Are Pride Flags In The Background

    Lmao There Are Pride Flags In The Background

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    If I could I would live under water
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "attack on straight People"... Are we getting attacked again, like our whole lives, being judged, discriminated and hated? 🙄🙄

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    #42

    That’s How Long Y’all Been Married Or?

    That’s How Long Y’all Been Married Or?

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    Asy EnderDragon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    aww, I'm guessing that's him transitioning. great glow-up if it is.

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    #43

    This Is A Whole Other Level Of Denial

    This Is A Whole Other Level Of Denial

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Did Eric Trump say this?

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    #44

    Behold, One Of My Favourite Posts On The Internet Ever

    Behold, One Of My Favourite Posts On The Internet Ever

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    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Is it me, or could this be a picture of a bunch of women? I mean there's no clues about sexuality here or am I missing something?

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    #45

    It's Their Nature!

    It's Their Nature!

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    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's all about not denying the way you were born Kelly...

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    #46

    My Mom Was Watching A Preview Ad Thingy Of Say Yes To The Dress With This Couple And She Said Its About A Double Wedding

    My Mom Was Watching A Preview Ad Thingy Of Say Yes To The Dress With This Couple And She Said Its About A Double Wedding

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    MauKini
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They are both stnning but i love the huge smile of the woman in the background.

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    #47

    Now That’s Friendship!

    Now That’s Friendship!

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    • Lemønchu •
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *girlfriendship

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    #48

    Aww, Such Gal Pals! Absolutely Nothing Gay Here, No Sir!

    Aww, Such Gal Pals! Absolutely Nothing Gay Here, No Sir!

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    CLG
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I feel like "gal pal" is tabloid shorthand for "girlfriend" when the paper isn't sure if the two are actually in a relationship or not.

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    #49

    Guys, Is He Gay... Or Gay?

    Guys, Is He Gay... Or Gay?

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    Ray Martin
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    5 years ago

    Whatever his preference, he was a deeply vile person.

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    #50

    Did We Watch The Same Film?

    Did We Watch The Same Film?

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That movie is awesome indeed but I wonder how they find it "fascinating" while completely missing the point of it being such an obvious lesbian love story. The filmmaker and actresses must have mixed feelings about that kind of compliment.

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    #51

    Literally Misgendered Them In The Article About Their Gender - How??

    Literally Misgendered Them In The Article About Their Gender - How??

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    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A reminder to us all: respect pronouns. it's the nice and polite thing to do.

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    #52

    Gee, That's A Real Mystery

    Gee, That's A Real Mystery

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Our ancient Greeks just were not such prudes as many people nowadays.

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    #53

    Which One Of You Is The Man?

    Which One Of You Is The Man?

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    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Notice only men get suffixes.

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    #54

    The GF And I Went To A Cemetery Today And Saw This. Translation: Serge And Kevin - Friendship Never Dies

    The GF And I Went To A Cemetery Today And Saw This. Translation: Serge And Kevin - Friendship Never Dies

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    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    How lovely.

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    #55

    Can One Send This Item To This Man? Wears Always A Skirt.

    Can One Send This Item To This Man? Wears Always A Skirt.

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    FloridaMan
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    5 years ago

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