"Can't Park There, Mate!": 50 Pics To Show You How Not To Park

Sometimes, the funniest jokes are the ones that don’t even try.

That’s exactly the vibe of the subreddit Can’t Park There, Mate. Its members share photos of cars and other vehicles that have somehow wound up in places they definitely shouldn’t be—wedged, stuck, tipped, or just plain out of bounds. With a wink and a nudge, the community points out the obvious: this is not a parking spot.

It’s a simple idea, but the results are endlessly entertaining. Scroll down for some of the most hilarious posts—bonus points if you can figure out how these rides even got there.

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F**k You, Tesla Owner

Social media post showing parking fail with a black Tesla being towed and the owner enjoying an ice cream cone nearby.

Final score:

132points

117 Times People Found Cars In The Weirdest Spots And Had To Mock Them On ‘Can’t Park There, Mate’

F**k You, Tesla Owner

Lest We Forget 🫡

Revenge Of The Scaffolding

Attitude And Ignorance!!

Can't Park There Plod

LOL

Can’t Park Your Cybertruck Anywhere In New York These Days

Uber

Another Reason For Europeans Not To Buy An American Car

I Hear The Driver Toddled Away Before The Authorities Arrived

Guys At Work Have Been Told Repeatedly Not To Park In Loading Zones, So The Site Manager Got Fed Up And Did This This Morning

Good Job Man!!😂

LOL🤣

Can’t Park There!

Just A Quick Ciggie Break

So,who Do I Rely On ??

"All In All It's Just Another, Porsche Through A Wall.”

Can't Turn There, Mate

Sweet Parking Spot

A Wild Porsche Having A Drink

“You Can’t Park There Ma’am”

Can't Park There Mate!

Can't Park There Mate!

Can’t Park There, Mate

Don't Forget To Roll Up Windows

Can't Land There Mate

Google Street View Car Itself Got Into Wrong Way

Coming Out On Top

Now We Know Their Purpose. 😂

No Truck Cab In Sight. Just Left In The Middle Of The Intersection

🤣

Two Questions:

You Can't Park There Mate!

Nope

Hard To Miss A Big Yellow Vehicle

Little Bit Tight, But Okay!!😀

The Irony Of Caution

Not Even Between The Metal Lines!

Can't Park There Mate!

Beautiful Shot Of Orion This Time Of Year

Can't Park Your Tram In The Apple Store Like That Mate

How Does This Happen

Orange You Glad You Found A Spot, Mate?

Not Sure If They Were Parking Or Trying To Summon A Sea God

Someone Parked Military Tank Outside The House

Can't Swim There, Mate

Would I Get A Ticket For Parking Here?

Can't Park There, Lil Mate

Hmm

That's A Lada Damage

Special Parking

I'm Cyberstuck In A Swimming Pool, Mate

Sorry Mate, You Missed

Well...thats One Way To Keep Your Car Dry

Oh Owww 🤦🏽‍♀️

Definitely Can't Park There, Officers

How Many Carts Is Acceptable To Use To Block A Bad Driver?

....but I Wasn't Speeding

Boat On A House

Can't Park There Mate

Can't Play With LEGO There, Mate

Can't Park There Mate!

Excellent Strapping Skills, Driving Skills Not So Good!

What An Absolute P***k

Perpendicular Parking Not Allowed

Honest To God What Is Going On Here

You Cant Park There Hans

NY Gets Lots Of Snow. Today The Roads Were Clear

Legend

Foreshadowing

That's Not How You Use A Petrol Pump Mate

Danger Poo

It's A Prius Thing

All Too Often Beach Parking

Why Don’t Historic Bridges Accommodate Monster Trucks?

Definitely Can’t Park There

No Parking Under The Bridge, Sir

Battery Died. Owner Took The Tags So They Wouldn’t Be Stolen. Came Back The Next Day To This. 🥴

Definitely Can't Park In My Dining Room, Sir