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If aliens ever visited Earth and you wanted to show them just how unique, diverse, and bizarre humankind can get, you should take them for a ride on the subway. There’s something special about public transport that brings out the strangeness in some folks.

The Paris metro is no exception! The ‘Les Gens Dans Le Métro’ ('People in the Metro’) Instagram account documents the strangest sights that Parisians have seen on the subway. We’ve collected some of the funniest and oddest photos to share with you. Scroll down to check them out.

Bored Panda got in touch with the founder of the project, Gaëtan Lagarde, and he was kind enough to answer our questions. You'll find our interview with him as you read on.

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Chriss21
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh they look fantastic!

Jakoe
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classical elegance.

EM
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't understand why the comment 'Hope it's faux fur' has been hidden or downvoted. Is compassion being sensored now?

Zoe's Mom
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a fan of killing for luxury items, but if it is real, it's probably a vintage piece.

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Georgia Ireland
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it! I wonder if that's a mallen streak in his hair?

Judy Chandler
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Whoa! Time machine in plants

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Lagarde told us that he first started ‘Les Gens Dans Le Métro’ all the way back in 2016, nearly a decade ago.

"I had recently moved in in Paris to work," he told Bored Panda.

"And I discovered the pleasure of taking the metro every day," he said.

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just might become a pickpocket

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    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *jurassic park theme song intensifies*

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.... Well, except in this instance, very worth it....

    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering, is she/he (the blue dinosaur looking thing?) alive?

    Jodi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly not seeing as their extinct

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    Tracy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a bag just like that one. The brown one not the blue clutch.

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    Lagarde opened up to us about what inspired him to start the Instagram account in the first place. According to him, one day, he saw two men sitting underneath a poster that said 'Bêtes De Sexe' ('Sex Beasts').

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    He thought that the sight was amusing, so he took a photo, and this gave him the idea to create the account. 

    Bored Panda was curious to get Lagarde's opinion as to why so many strange things happen on the metro. According to him, "People forget they are on public transportation."

    "Taking the metro has become mere routine and some 'useful time' to do something," he said that commuters use this time to do whatever they need to do to save some time, without caring who is around them.

    "Also, people are crazy," Lagarde joked.

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else could you show off your splits if not the metro?

    Claire Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the guy's face on the right lol

    Eddie Hiott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the dudes face seated behind him says it all!!

    Dave Baxter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can doesn't mean that you should!

    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just dude to the right. It's the man behind him too, their faces are hilarious

    Norah Reilly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I'm envious. I don't think that I have ever been that limber.

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this guy looks a bit like he has a prosthetic from the knee down.

    Gabby M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Not a "bit" full on prosthetic. It's how he can accomplish this magnificent stretch

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    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the gentleman's face on the right...

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder he's so damned hard to find! The dude can just leave the pages!

    Dahungryfella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone always:"where's Waldo?" No one ever: "how's Waldo?" Poor guy!

    michael Chock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we supposed to be looking for the person wearing a face mask?

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is heading home after a long day of hiding

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    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. Didn't know they are making another enchanted movie.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like line 14, serves the "Pyramides" station, near the Louvre. There may be a ball :)

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you realized you are *really* late for Marie Antoinette's birthday...

    MrLoufoque
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually the Lyon metro. Still in France but 500 km southeast.

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, horses need some time off

    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. I'd like to make one for me, but (a) tough to find a pattern in my size and (b) I haven't been near my sewing machine since I made a couple masks at the beginning of the pandemic. And not for some years (decades?) before that.

    PSimms
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the RER C to Versailles.

    Stefaan De Clerck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pumpkin is broken so Cinderella simply takes the subway.

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    The founder of ‘Les Gens Dans Le Métro’ was kind enough to share some advice for anyone visiting Paris for the very first time.

    “My advice for first-time visitors is that if you take the metro, keep your phone close to you to catch a funny moment to DM me,” he urged everyone to participate in the community that has formed around the Instagram account.

    However, on a more serious note, Lagarde warned visitors to "please, beware of pickpockets."

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    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheeps have places to go too.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    during the "salon de l'agriculture", it happens :D

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which station has the kebab shop?We're in town to visit relatives.

    KDS
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baaad idea to count the sheep.

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not silly ewes for paying too much

    Ben Churchill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, where do those sheep normally live in Paris? LOL, I'm having a hard time remembering ever seeing a sheep farm in the city limits.

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    PinkPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must’ve told a whopper!

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah... pants on fire.... .looks like a Burger King ad.... took me a moment.... clever....

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    Ben Churchill
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marketing genius at work! I also love at the bottom, it's telling you to eat some fruit to be healthy, so...don't just eat these Pringles.

    Daniela Lavanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since it's in France, let's sing Johnny: "allumeeeeeeeer le feeeuuuuuuu"! :-)

    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 "My Legs Are On Fire"!! SINCERE APOLOGIES to Alicia Keys.

    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I think he was just really short at first-

    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right place, right pants, and right time!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier than standing by the streets flipping and twirling one of those big signs.

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    Ban-One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The current economy hits us all hard...Quick, Robin, to the Metromobile!

    Wingsofwrath
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, have you been in Paris traffic? Taking the Metro is faster most of the times...

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    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You have $ 0.00 in this account' 'Ohh Joker, you did it again!!!"

    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling Alfred to send the Bat-train

    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 "Jingle Bells, Barman Smells, Robin Laid An Egg, THE BATMOBILE HAS GOT NO WHEELS🛞🛞"

    PinkPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat mobile must be in the shop

    Stefaan De Clerck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Batman has an entrance to the Batcave somewhere in the Paris Metro? I sense a new Netflix series in the making here.

    Lucky2BAlive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bat mobile is in the shop again …

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    ‘Les Gens Dans Le Métro’ has been around for quite a while now. It was first started nearly 8 years ago. The Instagram page has grown by leaps and bounds, especially after it was picked up by the media in 2018. At the time of writing, the account boasts a very sizable following of 547k followers—and counting! Meanwhile, the project also has a jaw-dropping 307.6k followers on TikTok.

    Over the years, the page has been covered by a variety of French news outlets. Meanwhile, the team running the project has also published an activity book to keep you busy while on the Parisian subway system.

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's milking his 15 minutes of fame to get dates

    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look so angry lol

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be the most French picture ever

    Chris Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would need to be eating a baguette at the same time too.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the pub is closing and you dont want to leave the 11 euro glass of wine behind

    Stefaan De Clerck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are sitting on a terrace or in a park and it suddenly rains, causing your glass of wine to be diluted by the rainwater, the metro is apparently the solution.

    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I..... this just kinda makes me scared for some reason....

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    Jakoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. Maybe he's been thrifting!

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    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on. I think he's onto something. Uuuntil the train stops a bit too fast....

    Whoopdeedoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has to carry that with him to and from the metro, not to mention in-between trains. I've literally asked my mom to do this tho lol

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BYOC or bring your own chair.

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    The person behind the wildly popular ‘Les Gens Dans Le Métro’ Instagram account, Lagarde, is originally from Burgundy.

    He told ‘Le Parisien’ that the vast majority of the photos shared on the account are real. Some images, however, are of people doing artistic performances. 

    According to Lagarde, Parisians have a unique relationship with the metro system. They use their commute to put on makeup, do some work, exercise, and anything else you can think of.

    He also pointed out that when commuters forget that there are other people around them, they stop caring about their opinions.

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    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would too if you thought about what's on those floors.

    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't have time for the gym because of your commute.

    Dave Baxter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her right arm would be just as strong as her left... if only she spent less time on her phone...

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she is ambidextrous and alternates. Lol

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    Salty_Sasquatch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to make sure that people keep a six foot distance away.

    Stefaan De Clerck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady is training well for the Olympic Games in…Paris.

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    PinkPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say cheese! (Well, somebody had to say it)

    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be from Wisconsin because he's definitely a cheesehead!

    MissMePhoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not wrapped............

    CaptainFluffy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be meeting up with the wine guy.

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most the other pics people are ignoring the insanity standing right next to them, but in this one a number of people are eyeballing that cheese. You know they've all contemplated a quick bite right before they jump off at their stop.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the name of Terry Pritchetts Nac MacFeegals cheese that ate rats??

    Kasey Roney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok the Packer fans are gettin too serious

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    PinkPanda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody seems too fazed to be riding the subway with the grim reaper lol

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised how weird metros can get and other people just don't care

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, I didn't eat the mousse!"

    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That brings back warm fuzzy Pythonesque memories.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On his way to someone's 40th birthday.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car of collected souls. Next stop... The Twilight Zone.

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and zero fücks were given.

    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For once I think the cameraman is gonna die-

    Fraxinus excelsior
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hasn't Kanye been seen recently wearing something similar?

    Dawnlila
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that woman holding and what is in her lap?

    Rachel Arteiro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When everybody decides to avoid eye contact… just in case

    Oliver Weedon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    death of rats must be off in the tunnels taking care of the rats in the metro

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    Meanwhile, the founder of ‘Les Gens Dans Le Métro’ told ‘Actu Paris’ that the account was originally meant only to make his friends laugh. Lagarde said that, since he’s not Parisian, when he first arrived in the French capital, he was very curious and even took photos of the people he saw.

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    For Lagarde, the success of the entire project comes down to contrast. On the one hand, you’ve got the dreary atmosphere of the capital’s metro system. On the other hand, this is juxtaposed by the peculiar and mind-boggling events taking place.

    “We see in the photos that people are making faces. And even when something crazy happens, they remain indifferent,” he told ‘Actu Paris’ that the goal of his account isn’t just to be funny. It’s also to encourage people to react.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's about to be very disappointed when she learns how far any beaches are from this train's route.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she told her friends she's learning how to swim and they told her she better train a lot.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would NEVEEEEER sit naked thighs in the subway seat

    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess she couldn't fit that stuff in a bag lol

    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be fun to videotape her walking…

    Tom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all been there...

    Gypsy Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she walking backwards everywhere?

    wordsupfool
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a diver- so dangerous to walk around in fins. That is all.

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    Bogdan Chelariu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I guess that's the reason the cheese above is not wrapped... They ran out! :))

    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized he's covered in seraun wrap lmao. I was so focused on the seats

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I would be tempted to do this while traveling too

    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was pick pocketed on a train in Paris once when I nodded off. I'm definitely doing this next time before I get on!

    The hot kid over there
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro does not want them Jordan’s to get dirty or get cresed

    Lia j
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. What comfortable bowl seats.

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    Paul C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some poor bloke...."that went better in my head"

    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Batchelor" - ("I REJECT This Rose"🥀)

    Alessa Gillespie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone fell for the rose scam...

    One of the coolest things about the account is just how popular it is among the Paris metro staff. Lagarde has previously revealed that they sometimes send him messages. “They love the account and tell me they've seen incredible things on surveillance cameras. Unfortunately, they can’t share them with me…” he said.

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    Shatice Rucker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice thrift find or maybe Facebook marketplace🤔

    K Tigress
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is what you're see on the Twilight zone!

    Lynne Stankard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called a standard lamp. It’s lovely.

    Annik Perrot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Poppins forgot her tapestry bag...

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    PiAnisum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people do their style. I may not like it but I fully respect it, since I got judged way too often during school and started to feel uncomfortable in my own skin. Now I think too often about what others might think and it ruins the joy of wearing beautiful things for me. So I admire everyone with the guts to push through and enjoy their style.

    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that to myself. I'm creeping up on 60 this year and am DONE with worrying about other people's thoughts. Wore a neon pink wig to our karaoke night this Valentine's Day, my first wig for non-medical reasons, and it was so much fun just seeing everyone's reactions. Do it, PiAnisum. Wear what YOU like, fork the rest of 'em!

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    PinkPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She definitely needs more bling

    aroace mamabear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn this person looks fun to be around

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she went crazy with the Bedazzler

    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granny was a Disney-Paris Showgirl.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When women hit a certain age they become invisible. When nobody can see you they can’t judge you, so you can wear whatever you want, anywhere you want.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is she going and can I come with?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Paging Ichabod Crane! Will Ichabod Crane please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone? A rider is looking for you."

    Lia j
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn I didn't know ghosts can ride metros. Only in Paris ig

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the problem of a quick temper. You lose your head so quickly.

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His other half is sitting across from him.

    According to ‘The Paris Pass,’ the French capital’s metro is the fourth oldest and one of the most established systems in the world. It was opened back in 1900, after the Paris World Exposition. During the Second World War, members of the French Resistance used it to resist the German invaders.

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    These days, it is the second busiest metro system in Europe.

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    Rod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if his name is Louis!!!!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming or going to the opera?

    Bozo B. Clown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have to get there before Raoul does! How the heck do I even get there???"

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    Lia j
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the vampires are confused by the mapping system....

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be great movie poster.

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    Deb M.F.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fish heads, fish heads, rolly poly fish heads......

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AW, on their first date and he's playing it Koi

    Peppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes to get trout and about

    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, could you please scale back the carping…

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy from Innsmouth went to Paris

    Judy Chandler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not giving her much space

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure didn’t expect that ending to the story! It left him speechless…

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    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people keep their skeletons in the closet

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because whenever they escape, they disclose family secrets to anyone who will listen.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't say that this is another bizarre story of a woman married to something obscure, like a skeleton.....

    Step Twirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldnt just take that secret to the grave huh

    wordsupfool
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...

    Allen Beloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been dying to tell you a secret..

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly that is her emotional support skeleton

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    It’s not just the Paris metro that is so bizarre. There’s something particular about public transportation that increases the likelihood of you seeing strange things. During a previous interview, Bored Panda spoke to Rick McGuire, the creator of the ‘Subway Creatures’ social media project, focusing on subway weirdness in New York City.

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    According to McGuire, there are many “unique, talented, and crazy people who use the subway system on a daily basis.”

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    Dave Baxter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! Here in Cornwall, UK, it's usually arrogant BMW drivers who get their cars stuck on our beaches. Great to see their stupidity extends across the channel, too.

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's Test The Suspension & Shocks".

    Stefaan De Clerck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens more often. In Antwerp there is an entrance to the metro right next to the entrance to an underground car park of a hotel and sometimes a hurried guest of that hotel takes the metro instead of entering the underground car park.

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French Beemer drivers are as crazy and entirled as American Beemer drivers.

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prepare for a bumpy ride…

    aubergine10003
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not surprised that it's a BMW...

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Americans wonder how Europeans can always tell where they're from

    Bella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has been up with America shaming lately? I’ve been reading comments so much more frequently than usual on here, in regards to bashing. I can’t help where i was born. But I can tell you, that I don’t care where people are from, and I would never ever say a comment like this about another country. This needs to stop please

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    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you! Those are Canadians! No! We don't all look alike!!

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were wearing life vests.

    Ben Churchill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they've been at this Pokémon game a little too long!

    Florence O'Grady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one of them gets lost and the police ask what were they wearing, they can say what I'm wearing.

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great how else do you find your partner in a crowd if you two get separated.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my parents tend wear beige or grey, nightmare to find them

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    Fussy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were on 'The Amazing Race!

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scuse me, miss. Would you mind turning so my face won't be in your crotch if I sit down?

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That train stops short and she's gonna go flying.

    wuchi51
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cirque de soleil is back in town I see

    elfin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could go really bad if train hits a hard bump. Those feet would have to go somewhere.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all would if we could.

    Joseph Stillman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been to new york, those seats will break your back, that's one way to prevent thatish

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about how she would have to dismount if you sat there...take all the time you need.

    Lisa Catlin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen anyone read a book so HARD!

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    There’s always something new to see, even if you’re a public transportation veteran. “New Yorkers can relate to it, and everyone else can’t believe what they are seeing. Just when you think you've seen it all, something new happens,” McGuire told us earlier.

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    “People can be easily intimidated by the NYC subway system, but, in general, it isn’t that hard to navigate. Some sage advice would be to stay away from the edge of the platforms, and if you see an empty train car, just remember—there’s probably a reason it’s empty in NYC.”

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Premium seat, wherever you go

    elfin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And really strong arm muscles.

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    Stefaan De Clerck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a recent customer from the local Ikea store.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well be comfortable waiting for the train.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Submarine operator on leave

    Cosmologistinterntobe (human)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, how can u not do that. i would 100% do that, if I had a few more inches...

    Stefaan De Clerck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then one is surprised that the ceiling is damaged.

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry that I said you were ugly. I was just teasing. I didn’t really mean it!

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The macaroni head guy from Cloudy with a chance of meat balls.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want o make a comment on this but can't think of anything to say.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elephants can suffer from anorexia, too. Give generously to Pounds for Pachyderms.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the elephant from the coldplay music video :And dreamed of para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise, Para-para-paradise, Every time she closed her eyes.

    Stefaan De Clerck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babar the Elephant (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babar_the_Elephant)

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really curious if the folded taped cardboard tucked beside the seat is a sign they'll be waving when they get off the train.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst case of elephantitis ever!

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    Which of the photos did you find the weirdest, dear Pandas? What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on public transport? Have you ever taken the Paris metro before? If so, did you witness anything particularly odd? Scroll down to the comment section to share your thoughts and experiences.

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    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he moving a mattress or living there?

    Lia j
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just looks like it was taken after a crash lmao

    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least his feet aren't on the seat in front.

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the boots with the fur

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left the 'Reeboks with the straps' at home.

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    allthatandaduck888
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR!

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more distracted by what's on their lap

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I owned a pair of these ski booties a long time ago, they are cute but heavy.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude got a style... Not sure what it is, so we'll call it a style.

    Dane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait....where are his apple-bottom jeans?

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chewy, why did you shave the rest of your body?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same pew. Different churches.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of The Highway to Hell, they chose the train. OR “I swear if one more person wants to confess”

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know, I'd expect the train to heaven to not go undergro-wait a minute

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    Stefaan De Clerck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the title of the book says, he lives in reverse.

    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrassed to be cut reading that book…

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrity trying really hard to avoid paparazzi, but you took his picture anyway.

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    D Wall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you going to frame that picture you got from the dentist?

    Beachlife88
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a few $ spent on root canals in that mouth lol

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor chameleon. Judging by everyone's jackets, it's way too cold for it.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sure. A rat does it and he's funny...

    Dee Rutherford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sure looks like a real lizard. Maybe it’s taunting the guy with the frown.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best way to avoid being trampled.

    Eddie Hiott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geico car insurance advertising at its finest!!

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't blame me! This place only has restrooms 🚻 for men and women, therefore discriminating against all other species. J'accuse!

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What came first? The chicken or the train?

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to release a couple dozen chickens in the subway tunnels now.

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you want to concentrate

    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate. I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate.

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist. It's not a style. Stood too close to a puddle when a truck passed!

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Oh you can’t miss us, I let him pick out my clothes”

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrassed that mom still makes them dress alike.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when alone, fourplay can be part of the experience.

    Dave Baxter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When an attention-seeking t****r is just begging to get mugged.

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    Will Schnipke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have a broken hand but it’s your drinking hand

    aashi chaudhari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like those made in china monkey drum things that just go up and down by the joint

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    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for drinking - won't bend. It's for change.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sissy version of edward 40hands

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    #43

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    Lia j
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Remy wanted to take transit:

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told me this thing has a dining car and they're hiring. I gotta get some new friends.

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    #44

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    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He told her to split, but it got lost in translation…

    Dave Baxter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi! Get your feet off the seats!

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurts just watching it 😵

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One member of the Van Damme family?

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking of that. Not quite the most epic of splits.

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    Phil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... taking up two seats AND the aisle.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't split while you're on your phone.

    Lia j
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am, please let me through before I listen to my intrusive thoughts-

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First day back in the office after working from home for 2 years during the COVID lockdowns

    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just doesn’t give a shirt

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Pierre is going to have a hard time chewing his morning croissant.

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am less concerned with the chair. It’s the hair.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His seat doesn't match his backpack.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your bangs are too long and you're headed for the hairdresser.

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    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally legit Aesigner Aandbag

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upskirt fetishists always alert for photos to post on their sites catering to the full spectrum of kinks.

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    #51

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s grandma? You were supposed to pick her up.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For his recently departed side piece.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your last wish is to see Paris (et mourir, déjà fait)

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The economy hit the N. pole hard this past Christmas.

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    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little splash of water on the crotch and one departs.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tie his shoelace to the hand-hold. And wait.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he wakes up he’s gonna be sore

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They told me my destination was just a short hop away..."

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderella on her way home

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relax people...she's a foot model keeping her foot cool and smooth for the upcoming shoot.

    Will Schnipke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my shoes too stepping in the subway door it got caught and me and my gf tried to get it out but no luck. She’s a true one or he or they

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh and she got beautiful white socks. My white socks usually don't stay THAT white very long.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same guy who's in the other pic with a table?

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it’s not even the most disrespectful I’ve seen

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this guy meeting up with #58?

    Will Schnipke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s probably playing brawl stars or watching Netflix

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    Will Schnipke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Weird brand name for Americans but it’s French

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird in french as well (exactly for the same reason that it's weird in english). Looks like a bad "Supreme" knock off.

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    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well THATS an unfortunate last name.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd worry about what people might deposit in the hood.

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    Lia j
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put those dogs away sir.

    JinxBox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. Took of shoe. No big deal.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people find feet so unbareable?

    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just no….Nobody wants to see (or smell) your bare feet on any form of public transit

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more fun if you hunt them down yourself.

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    JinxBox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we finding this guy interesting? Did I miss something?

    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess because using his mouse on the black box.

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    PinkPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this weird?? It’s just a woman reading a book while holding a tennis racquet

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's the man spread police. A little tap on the 'nads will sort things out.