40 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets About The Holidays

That's funny cuz I did that to my pops too!😂

Truth.

I hope one day the OP has kids so brother can seek revenge with three note instruments and 1000 piece lego sets.

I spit my hot chocolate for that one

And if there's anyone in their cupboard? Under the bed?

To this day I have not read The night before Christmas. I only know the first line from TV/movies.

The kid won’t be blackmailed.

What a perfect gift

Damn...seen this happen in the spook house I worked in. A couple comes through and I do my thing to scare them, the giant,6 foot 6 football player guys BOLT...and their date is left standing there. Once had a woman look at me and say "That mo fo just left my a$$ for you to get...you gonna have to wait cuz Im gonna kill him first". Couldnt help but laugh.

I did something similar but instead of burning them, I donated one, returned one for a refund and gifted one to a family friend.

No more coal. Santa is converting to clean energy. Now you just get wind.

Never seen anything more exciting than a spatula in my whole life!!

Lol!!!

I hear Santa is also a fan of lotto scratchers and aromatherapy candles, soooo...

Even as an atheist, I still like it when people buy me things. It's the thing that binds us all together.

He can play with my toddler, ever since they had me switch him to soymilk, he has more gas then a gas station..

Let's give something to talk about, a little mystery to figure out...

Lmao. Reminds me of the lady who was told her friends husband passed and she sent "lol" back in response. She thought it meant lots of love.

I mean, kids almost always scream when opening their presents anyway... *maniacal laughter*

Clearly, you have a little performer in the making. I hope you get him involved in theater or creative writing classes!

The struggle is real

Those things creep me out!!!

Santa has outsourced some jobs

Why not just talk to the kid and tell them honestly, openly and LOVINGLY that Mom/ Dad have not enough money, but they would help them getting the money for it instead of this passive aggressive act?

Lolololol

Which means 2023...✌

Santa has some bad*ss surveillance technology nowadays. He might start using drones too.

That logic never sat well with me also lol

I am CONSTANTLY trying to teach my son about not expecting gifts, being grateful and not to ask for something every time we go to the shops but it's bloody hard. I try to show him with our behaviours but unfortunately with his speech delays and poor memory he doesn't quite understand. Any tips lol.

I hear it might be back in stock in 2022.

A 7 yo said this? Edit: I will assume yes after reading all the comments below :)

It's probably updating.

So kids and cats are the same species?

we do it so when it does get picked up NO TOY PASRTS are picked up with it ( looking at you kids ) so we dont have to go through 2 trash bags of wrapping paper looking for Batman's cape

LMAO my mom would chew me alive if I did that

I can relate, although I don't have kids, I have a dog and my sis got us matching Christmas jumpers.

Push Santa push!

Let them grow up and realize that on their own. And when they do, tell them to pass this knowledge to their children.

Can definitely relate

Lol. A few days before Christmas I just accept my defeat and start drinking.

8 yo got priorities set correct!

Confirmed: Kids and cats are the same species.

Oh my!!! This is going to be an exciting Christmas

Thoughtful

At least you got her what she wanted!

seasonal d**k pic

Ever notice how similar Buzz is to Bif in Back to the Future?

Next year tell them that trainee elves wrapped the presents!

His kid might have believed it, but I doubt if his wife fell for this excuse to have his own radio controlled monster truck.

Every. Single. Time.

Oh the nightmare!!!

I have him on speed dial

Stock up on the after Christmas sales, put them away, and you'll be ahead for next year before this one is over!

my siblings call any amazon box that comes in December 'naked Christmas presents

i wish my son gave a fuark about such threats. i had to pack up the christmas tree since dec 15th this year.

She has my sympathy.

Hehe, ouch.

Actually it's the parents fault for not inviting the neighbor earlier to have this conversation.

For the squirrel's sake, lol

I like that!

Three.

That's why we had no tree for the first few years of our kids lives.

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie!!😂