It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This October (40 Pics)

Love this

I need a friend like Caleb

So sweet

And that's why freddy is only bothering teenagers ever since

Good luck with that

Mom! My savior, my hero! What? NOooooooooOOoOOOOo

Practical. Actually brilliant!!

My daughter locked me out of the house once while I was putting the washing up. Went to the window "open the door darling...". Up until I saw her face I thought it was an accident but she seemed way too pleased with herself. I had to break into my own house!

Shape shifters, unauthorized clones could be out there. Your daughter will do great in the future

Make your coffee, go sit in your car and phone their cell to wake your kid, space for self preservation in the morning is in the manual

I get these messages from banks usually when i draw 20 Euros! The fit apps is weird that they don't ask me "are you dead"?

Cannot unsee it now

Been there. Done that. It's really hard to lose at Candyland as it really is a game of chance. I started cheating with the preschooler and drawing multiple cards.

Give them glitter, still finding it in your coffin.

Then your wife must have a very small mouth. Hmmm…

lol i dont know how or why they always like that language

S**t, that movie gave ME nightmares and I was mid 30 when I saw it!!!!!!

Been there and it is startling! My other favorite is the scampering around the bed but all you can see is the very top of their head.

Well, there seems to be a jem called Urban Dictionary..I think they'd appreciate your addition!

He’s rocking the hair clips

Burn.

Good stuff, cherish it

Yes! And I'd want you, uh, her, to be my new friend.

Kindergarten mafia

What if i don't have kids and wear different shoes in my feet cause mornings?

Ouch, I have that too

I'm okay with this up to a point -- there's nearly as much difference between 13 and 24 months as the same in years. Tell me he's 61 months and I'll fight you.

Keep doing that for another 20 years, she will find it endearing one day

The best “staycation” for exhausted parents.

Or the end?

This one feels more like bullying and less like funny parenting moments.

My grandson had a major meltdown because I gave him gummy bears. He wanted gummy worms. Literally the same thing just in a different shape. Learned my lesson real quick!

Remove outfit, apply icepack 😂

Perfect😅😅

Practice makes us better

Will plug you back when she needs something don't worry

GOALS!!!

My husband is the same way.

Home is where the fridge is.

Maybe you should teach your kids about bullying.

Ahh.leftovers!

this is perfect

Can grown-ups have a designated cookie tummy too? And can it have a faster metabolism than our usual tummy?

Wut?

😹

And without asking: are we there yet?

i love how his account is @thedad

I love end pieces

Bhahahaha!

My sister and I got along (by that I mean actually talking to each other, not yelling, not getting into a physical fight) for a total of about 6 months in the almost 50 years we've been alive. Luckily it's the complete opposite with my brother.

Prepare some duct tape too

When I was a preschooler, I had several speech impediments. I called dumptrucks "dumb f***s." My grandmother was horrified.

Friday, 2019.

To Lauren and Demi, on more serious note, check bruxism. I did that but not in my sleep and thought it was just me being me, but apparently it's a thing

Must be locked then, or it wouldn’t be closed, and you’d be holding court from “the throne” with kids and animals all present and accounted for.

I should write a book about excuses not to write.

And then expecting your child to be honest with and not lie to you. Instead of saying "no" we prefer to lie to our children. What does that teach them? 1. Lying is fine (yes, they can tell when you lie to them most of the time, which can lead to trust issues) 2. There is never a "no" for me in this world = entitlement. Now I am not judging parents who do this, I totally understand that desperate situations sometimes lead to unwise decisions and how hard it may be to say "no" to those cute people. But it is necessary for them. And for you.

little smarty mommy's love is right

I just tested and I can type like 72 words a minute.

Must've been a hell of a blockage.

He didnt say what minute 🤪

Reminds me of that time I made hot dog gravy. Yummy.

LOL, I was like that before I had kids!

More mum than ever

And it starts no earlier than 10am!