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Hey, I'm Keith! A lot of the time, people don't see the faces I see in inanimate objects. So, I decided to illustrate them in a cartoonish way and write little stories about them to bring them to life. You can follow me on Instagram where I post more of my art.

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I Have Pareidolia, And I Create Characters Out Of The Faces I See.

Grab my beak if it’s laundry you seek.
You barely see me, maybe once a week.
How can I not have this disappointed look?
I dry your clothes as you read a book.
I’m dryer duck, and for a buck, I dry the shirts you tuck.
Handle my bill if you will, tweak left for your garments.
I’ll see you next week, but please, no more vomit.

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#2

I Have Pareidolia, And I Create Characters Out Of The Faces I See.

GAHAYUCK! Hi there!
I have some stuff to share! It’s ice and water, and I suggest in that order. If it’s the latter first, by all means quench your thirst!
But let it be known, YAHUH! You’re in the splash zone.
My uneven teeth dispense your desires, push my eyes is what I require!

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#3

I Have Pareidolia, And I Create Characters Out Of The Faces I See.

I’m ripe.
Teeth rotten.
My other half, forgotten.
This crescent face is only recent.
But not to panic, by botanic rules my seeds will sprout.
More tomatoes to creep you out.
Though there will be none like me, I’m one of a kind, you won’t find me in a bottle of Heinz.

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#4

I Have Pareidolia, And I Create Characters Out Of The Faces I See.

Yeah, I’m Frankie the furnace, who’s askin’?
Short arms with anger fueled by fire, a bowler hat is my only attire.
Burning wood is what I do.
For cookin’ stew or warming you.
But don’t feed me too much I’m warning you.
I’m an earnest furnce, and frankly,
I couldn’t care less about burning you.

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#5

I Have Pareidolia, And I Create Characters Out Of The Faces I See.

Not everyone knows what my nose holds.
My eyes stay forward minding my own business as you conduct yours.
I am a conductor myself being metal and all, you lock the door as your pants fall.
I hold your jacket, or whatever you pack, yet I get no recognition as you carry out your mission.
You flush and rush as if you have somewhere to be.
Next time we meet, please stare back at me.

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#6

I Have Pareidolia, And I Create Characters Out Of The Faces I See.

Hi there! I’m Sharron, the stall wall door. I hope the soap on my face stalls you from leaving this place.
My look of surprise caused by the amount of hands not using my cleaning supplies.
So, come hither and let me sanitize your mitts, then dry your hands after you rinse.

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#7

I Have Pareidolia, And I Create Characters Out Of The Faces I See.

You’re in the bathroom at the urinal urine spilling.
A sloth in transit with its oxygen filling.
Arms resting in place, smile on its face, slowly but surely, it’s no race.
Happy you’re there, the sloth happily stares.
As you finish and flush, to the cosmos, no rush.

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Daniel Losinger
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I Have Pareidolia” Pareidolia is a common phenomenon, it is not a condition. The title is fake.

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Casandra Nițescu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhm you can't say that you "have" Pareidolia. It's not a diagnosis. It's just the name of a a psychological phenomenon that literally any person can experience.

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Stella Rothe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's very cool! But no one "has" pareidolia, it's just a word for the human tendency to see faces everywhere. ;) Keep up the art

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Nyree Huh
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not something you "have" It's how the human brain has evolved. We all "have it"

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Steven Daniels
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is great! I'm always seeing faces in thigs too. I wish I had the talent to draw them but I can't draw for toffee.

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Steven Daniels
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is great!. I'm always seeing faces in things as well and have thought about drawing them down. I wish I had the talent but I can't draw for toffee.

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Kris Sorensen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that's what it is called. I always thought it was neat to have the ability to see images within images everywhere I went. Sitting in a waiting room, I could occupy myself for minutes on end finding faces in the tacky wallpaper. A stucco wall, a popcorn ceiling, or even shadows in the leaves of a tree would bring out a whole cast of characters. I actually got some good story ideas from what my imagination would find in places other people just ignored. It is so cool to see where other artists find their inspiration.

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bpanther
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poetry so apt... to accompany the wonderfully conceived cartoons !!! You are great at it Keith. Loved them all.

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Elvy Tan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such an artist! Beautiful writing and imagination you've got.

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Camilla Koutsos
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a sloth. I see more sloths than any other critter in inanimate objects. They're everywhere :)

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TJ Henry
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this to the tune of "The distance" by cake. Was not disappointed :)

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Idea Afshar
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that sometimes! it's inspiring to an artist! I like your work.

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Wickey Muis
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To everyone saying it isn't a condition: it can become a sub of OCD when you're too sensitive to - in this case face-like - patterns. Beware of generalising.

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