I'm a Berlin-based artist creating 'Very Ugly Plates'. Almost every single item is inspired by a real-life story. Some are drawn from the frivolous antics of my best friend, who also happens to act as the editor-in-chief for a selection of my favorite plate captions. Others are often prompted by overheard gossip, urban observations, or simply my state of mind at the time. As it turns out, my most inspiring emotional state is that of disappointment. 

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Pudgecat
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10 months ago

Every morning my cat would sit down on my bed and stare at me until I got up to feed her.

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C
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10 months ago

probably going to buy this and bring it to work

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Rae
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10 months ago

No disco disco?

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C
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10 months ago

This is hilarious

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irenetheavocado
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10 months ago

Why wait?

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tuzdayschild
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10 months ago (edited)

This one made me laugh

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knittin' kitten
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10 months ago

If I was a plate...

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irenetheavocado
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10 months ago

Keep looking

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tuzdayschild
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10 months ago

Didn't take long to decide that Earl had to die.

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PyroKitty
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10 months ago

Every. Single. Day.

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Theory Buchannon
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10 months ago

LMAO

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tuzdayschild
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10 months ago

I'm putting this on a tee shirt

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

🎵🎵 It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To 🎵🎵

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lunar bluemoon
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10 months ago

this so my cat but hes thinking anytime is a good time to kill me

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Phil Boswell
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10 months ago

I'm told I was very cross when my little sister was born as I'd been under the impression she'd be ready to play with me straight away…in my defence I was only three myself at the time ;-)

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boredpanDaman
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10 months ago

hahahahah

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Ashley Harrold
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10 months ago

Given the picture I'm assuming this was a Rumpelstiltskin plate?

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irenetheavocado
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10 months ago

Oh boy.

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Rae
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10 months ago

Take a deep breath, flip the hair, and ..... GO!

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Theory Buchannon
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10 months ago

omg

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

Mine was a total nip-head

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Lemon Garnished Potato
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10 months ago

That you will, my Queen

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Theory Buchannon
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10 months ago

true

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C
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10 months ago

I know so many people who need this

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irenetheavocado
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10 months ago

Always!

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

The first step toward Happy Retirement! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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boredpanDaman
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10 months ago

yeah, be a nice host and offer them a shower and fresh clothes

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Full Name
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10 months ago

Yeah right. This guy has been shooting dust for years. That baby will look an awful lot like the milkman.

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Lemon Garnished Potato
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10 months ago

I need this plate in my life, so many instances it would come in handy.

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Pudgecat
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10 months ago

Makes you wonder what type of cat whoever made these cat plates had lol.

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knittin' kitten
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10 months ago

Yasss my friends and I used to say this in high school all the time or nice socks wanna f*ck or nice pants or whatever sounded funny at the time.

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Kirsty Matthews
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10 months ago

Adopted but loved, cute cat and dog

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boredpanDaman
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10 months ago

i want this

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

But lived to whine about it.

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

Make big mounds instead...

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

I hate it when that happens...

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irenetheavocado
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10 months ago

Sweet but pshychooooo a little bit psycho....

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C
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10 months ago

that is 10000% my dachshund

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

Just say NO to plasticizing your face!

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Rae
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10 months ago

Am i the only who read that like a bellow? "nuuuuuuudes"

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irenetheavocado
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10 months ago

When all else fails... :D

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Rae
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10 months ago

Is that from someone's vows?

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tuzdayschild
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10 months ago

Not with all those cinder blocks tied to him

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Cra-Z cat lady
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10 months ago

If only it were that simple...

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Pheonix
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10 months ago

no one cares if you're first

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boredpanDaman
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10 months ago

im expecting an anti-jLo movement rising... : )

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Mary Rose Kent
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10 months ago

And then back again!

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Xavier Wescott
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10 months ago

they look like cabbage patch kids.

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Teri Campisi
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10 months ago

Knock it off Carson! We really dont care who is first!

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Kirsty Matthews
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10 months ago

Still on said quest lol

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