35 Times People Overheard Conversations That Were Too Good To Keep Private, So They Shared Them On Twitter

Stop stereotyping kids toys! My three adult kids chose what toys they wanted, whether a doll for the boys or nerf guns for my girl. Let kids be and stop pushing your gender agenda on them.

That's really sweet. ❤

This should be higher!

Go Janet

Shitty shoe box. Nice lol

Those words would strike fear into the heart of Genghis Khan.

Relatable nerd.

"but daaaaaadddddd"

That's the spirit!

True that, you can’t change your life until you change yourself

I like that.

Best getaway costume ever. Commit crime in the nude. Put on clothing. Become invisible to cops.

valid point

BAD 👏🏻 B*TCH 👏🏻 ENRGY👏🏻

While the presence of a library in a town might appear like something mundane, the absence of it would be somewhat concerning. So yes.

Ahh, grandmas are the best with answers

NA NA NA NA NA BAR-MAN!

Yikes... in his shoes I think I'd be tempted. Sorry if no-one agrees with me but how long can you keep harking on back to something before driving the other person round the twist?

curiously intriguing and disturbing

Haahaha. Perfect. Mum "oh look, young people are waving, how friendly". :D

I wish I could do that.

Yes you do!! Treat yourself

Yeah those hard-to-reach spots

#yeaaaah ! :D

😂

Oh no! They need to explain to him what rickrolling is! Like yesterday! It's the most wholesome thing! <3

I hate when males always think you want them, and all you're doing is being a decent human being

ah, it appears that WB has infiltrated disneyland

The point of texting is you don’t have to reply right away. That’s what phone calls are for

facepalm

She was being a total piece of sourdough!

houses ? vegetable peeler ? toes ? trees ? too much possiblities, The suspense is killing me !

🤣I’m gonna tell my friend, I love to see her grumbling for 20 minutes all by herself, wiggling her arms around

My first thought when I wake up in the morning is, “I can’t wait to go to bed tonight.”

Double standards aren't really funny.

bro watching out for bro, good things happen

Overheard in Oxford (UK) once - two academics in full regalia on their way to some function or other, one talking animatedly to the other says " and eighthly, I suggest that Plato was the foremost of the Greek democracy to abandon hagiocracy as a form of governance ... only in Oxford ..... once had two elderly Dons discussing the benefits of a fish based diet along with all of the medical ailments that could be staved off whilst following it, whilst having a fish supper in the restaurant I was running at the time .... happy days.

yeah, white people have the weirdest s**t

lol better in the bathroom than a restaurant while eating around others

What a young gentleman. Bet his mum was proud.

Good news everyone!

i feel it too ! a (more or less :p) clean home and the brain is a little lighter

Probably the house of a Dentist or Dental technician.

That's true. Her name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

I don't get this :/

...why not both? :D

We'd love to be over it in the US, too. Instead, we've had two staff suicides, huge quits/requests for a new assignment within hospital/ and i'm a freakin' unpaid person with an MD having to step in, so yeah, *over it* is not an option till humanity gets over being selfish and stupid. Whoops, sorry. Shift starts in two hours and I am feeling unMerry to say the least.

What does b/w mean?

That's nice.

That made me laugh

The best part is her dad’s name is Rooster.

Murder lawyer

Sounds like fun?!

what is aalalakakanbajaju ?

Let's talk next year huh

You see parents, dragging exhausted kids around like it's the Bataan Death March... or Trail of Tears.

Priceless!!

That's what I say about my drawings. I don't show them to anyone. My kids will find them when I'm gone.

Speaking as a mostly casual Kpop fan (except for Dreamcatcher, I do love them xP) my f*****g god some Kpop fans are cringe and scary... o.O

And this is why the pandemic will go on

Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of the lying, cheating, swindling bastard Robert Maxwell who left thousands of his ex employees and pensioners penniless because he plundered their pension funds in order to keep his businesses afloat ( a fact that a certain bitch called Thatcher knew about, but did nothing) ; after he died by falling off his yacht, a certain 'Murky' Murdoch, took over the reins of his dodgy empire and kept princess Ghislaine under his wing - The dead, cold hand of Murdoch is all over this ... if only he was dead, here's hoping.

Why?!!

I mean, yes, it is just like the flu shot. You raise your sleeve, they put the needle in your arm and press on the syringe to inject the serum. Isn't it how the flu shot is done?