I heavily online dated in my early 20s, and THE platform to use at the time was Plenty of Fish. My friends said I should have written a book about all of the creepy, cute, outrageous and wonderful messages I received, but I thought I’d share it with my Pandas instead. Enjoy a few of the screenshots that I took and look back on for a giggle!

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    She’s passed away, but we can try reach her through a medium, if you would like?

    Not when I have my own comfy bed at home, ta.

    I will buy my own shoes and boots, thank you!

    Should have lead with the lottery winnings

    Looking around for the kids that we supposedly have….

    Is this some new fetish that I’m not aware of?

    Ah, right, ‘a dare!’

    Can anybody make out what he is on about?

    Really?! Such a charmer!

    I think he has Mummy or Daddy issues….

    Not very original, but he shot his shot

    You can tell how old this is by mentioning Skype!

    Pass me a bucket….

    He tried!

    Very poetic. Also very confused.

    I’d rather head to B&Q, ta….

    Oh, dear.

    I actually don’t know what to say!

    Don’t ever underestimate a crazy cat lady!

    No, I’d like you to put even more clothes on, please.

    Cheese and rice….