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“Old People Online”: 50 Times Elderly People Decided To Use Social Media And It Resulted In These Gems (New Pics)
We often take for granted how quickly things change. Phones went from being fully stationary, then mobile, with buttons to touch-screen devices over the course of two decades. The same can be said for internet culture, where the gap between digital natives and adopters is abundantly visible.
The “Old People Facebook” page, ironically, not on Facebook, is dedicated to sharing all the times the elderly tried to engage with social media, with hilarious and adorable results. So feel free to get comfortable and scroll through. Be sure to upvote your favorites and comment your own stories about social media fails.
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#1
Speecial Anouncement!
Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
SUE SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST TO HANG OUT WITH
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Sue has checked her inventory, and she is completely out of f***s to give.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
Sue, hold down the CTRL key and roll the mouse wheel forward to zoom in. Press CTRL and 0 to return the zoom to normal
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#2
Lady Accidentally Tries To Sell Her Family
T J R 2 years ago
She probably told them all to put their hands down so the food could be seen. Just a guess.
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Jeff (He/They) 2 years ago
Why'd it blur the profile picture but not the faces of the people in photo??
Karen Krause 2 years ago
It sounds more like she's selling a dinner with her family. I'd join them.
•Prolific Panda• 2 years ago
I would let them sleep in my cupboard for the low price of £5!! Incredible offer!
mr_sarcastic 2 years ago
Oh Patricia, selling your family is for the darkweb, not FB. You silly amateur
#3
Wholesome Old People Facebook
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
This is wholesome, but I feel like Juanita might have a problem with this
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Too bad there isn’t a larger font with lower case letters for people with eyesight issues. That way they won’t look like they’re yelling all the time. Like large print book type, but for the internet.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Well, they could set either their browser or the computer they are on to bigger… everything, if they knew how to do it
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
There is a brazilian singer who does the exact same thing but she didn't know caps = yelling
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
My dad used to type letters AND handwrite in allcaps XD This was way before the internet was a thing, though. I remember one year in the early 90s when I was maybe 11; my parents had sent me away to camp. My dad faxed me a letter one morning to cheer me up, and it was in allcaps. It was pretty weird to read XD
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mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) 2 years ago
thats a screenshot from facebook…
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While these posts are whimsical and a bit unhinged, the baby boomers may be the last generation to be digitally inept. While the future elderly might not be on the cutting edge of technology, basic digital and technical literacy will be present from the first memories one has when growing up.
There are already companies working on technology to help older people stay connected, stay safe and keep in touch. Rehabilitative technology is becoming more commonplace, which comes with more skill to interact with devices, which, in turn, helps a person understand the difference between sending a DM and posting a comment. The technology that has been developed to help people recover from injuries is slowly being adapted for older people to use.
#4
My Grandma’s Savage Comment 🤣
Nano Iders 2 years ago
Every time my niece shows up with her ragged jeans I always tell her "Oh, bummer! Those mean dogs chased you again? Glad you made it". Dad jokes just come naturally to me.
David 2 years ago
I will never understand the torn jean craze. When I was a farm boy we struggled to keep the tears out of our jeans or patch over them. The only time I've seen other (non-USA) folks wearing rags was in extremely poor countries. And even then - their clothing usually looked better than the jeans pictured above. TLDR: Some first world countries have so much abundance they pay extra for torn / stained clothing. SMF
Spooderman 2 years ago
Aside from what, can someone explain to me what the hell is going on with that arm on the girl's hip? Is that photoshop or is someone's arm very skinny?
My O My 2 years ago
The whole girl is really skinny, the arm matches the girl I'd say
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Auntie Panda 2 years ago
Yes. This past week, it was 60 years since JFK was shot. Half of the people I work with didn't know who he was.
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The Radio Was On
Robert T 2 years ago
Procreate, reproduce, multiply, propagate, breed, beget offspring. :D
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Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us. Why don't we do it in the road?
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
NEWS FLASH: Two people run over by milk truck while " doing it in the road". Witnesses say they heard a curdling scream.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
For a chuckle watch the news with subtitles on. Gloucestershire Constabulary came out as glossy chicken strawberry
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
The voice texting system caught the voices of the ghosts who died in that same muddy road
RavenTheCat 2 years ago (edited)
I don't know about gods grace but seems intriguing. Yet highly disturbing
Rahb in Oz 2 years ago
These days I would be *very* happy to f**k in the muddy roads, as distinct from absolutely nothing, but frankly I would really prefer a warm and comfortable bed, even without sex.
#6
I Hate Yellow
Dazzler 2 years ago
LMAO, the color they chose to censor the reviewer's profile picture and name with.
Tamra 2 years ago
I'm always surprised at the levels of ridiculous pettiness that some people aspire to.
Justice 2 years ago
I saw a Google review of a gym that went like "I don't like gyms, I never go to them, so 1 star." And also "I don't know, why this shop was recommended to me, never been here, 1 star" It was from an older lady (on many, many places). I guess she didn't know what is the reason for those reviews 🤦🏻♀️
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
I just sign a petition to prevent yellow. Sun, we are coming for you.
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Geez! Then DON'T review! Doing SO much more damage then just NOT leaving a review at all!
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Did Hal Jordan write this review? (sorry, I know only like 6 fellow nerds are going to get this, lol)
In comparison to digital natives, old people in 2023 have to be categorized as digital immigrants. The technology that we use daily, which you are also using to read this, came about later in their life. Researchers note that there is an “accent” between people who were born after the widespread adoption of the internet and people who have only started to explore it relatively recently.
#7
Hmm.. That’s A Tough One
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Come on, you're talking about a generation raised on Pepsi-brand coke, Canon-brand Polaroids and Hewlett-Packard brand Xeroxes.
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
understandable but pepsi >>>>>> coca cola
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Colleen Glim 2 years ago
My mother also calls every tablet an iPad. She called a few months ago to tell me proudly that she’d bought an iPad. She bought an ereader
Oh Gosh 2 years ago
Yes! My dad is the same way. He calls them all either i-pad or pad. 🤦 Kinda drives me a bit crazy. But he's 73. Bless him. And he bought a Samsung tablet which he also calls an i-pad.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Bandaids. Kleenex. Tampax. We often use the brand name to refer to the generic product.
T J R 2 years ago
Help me out here. I've read this many times, both in my head and outloud and I don't understand the joke (it is a joke, right?).
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Binky Melnik 2 years ago
She has clearly confused iPads with tablets. I’m now surprised I’ve not seen posts like this more often, as a lotta folks seem to do this. I’ve been asked what kinda iPads folks should get, and when I tried to explain the differences between the Air, the Mini, and so on, I’ve gotten blank stares in return. Then I’m told something along the lines of “I meant should I get a Samsung iPad or a Google iPad?” Apple’s done too good a job marketing it, I think.
#8
Happy Heavenly Birthday!
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Hear me out... XD it's unhinged, but actually kind of sweet. I told my dad's ashes happy birthday on his birthday this year XD
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
I wear my dad’s ashes in a necklace. I think he brings me good luck 😊
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
This is not just a "boomer" thing. I read a couple of posts on Reddit about (gasp) younger people latching on to this as well. I know I'm clutching my pearls, lol.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
My Mom got an email from a friend letting her know she wouldn't be able to attend my Mother's 75th birthday surprise party. HER SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY.
#9
My Grandma Is My Favorite Person On The Planet
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Oh grandma, dad will never let this get forgotten (and may or may not end up watching wet between mom's leg, a hit in the porn industry)
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Same here! I’m imagining a cute li’l grandma poking frantically at the buttons on a remote, and slowly mouthing “Wet … between … Mom’s … oh, dear! What have I done?! What will Dad think?!” and I’m giggling evilly!
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While we do describe the internet, social media, and other digital technologies as recent, which they are in the grand scheme of things, they have still been around for over two decades and at this point, many people have years of experience with them. One study conducted in Canada found that the majority of the cohort between the ages of 65-74 used the internet a few times a month over the last few years.
#10
Wholesome Margaret
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
This is the same grandma that "accidentally" bought that porn, isn't it?
Jake Lewis 2 years ago
Posts like this are adorable. Apologetically diving into a culture they haven't experienced before. I want to pinch their cheeks or something.
Greenmantle 2 years ago
Hahaha my grandparents would sit by and watch the Sydney gay and lesbian Mardi Gras every year... they found all the costumes so tittelating
T J R 2 years ago
I came to the comments hoping someone said what it was. No one did, so I Googled it too.
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#11
A Very Straightforward And Helpful Review
French panda says ur worth it 2 years ago
From Ohio and very solidly democrat so SOME ppl have sense
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Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
Not the toilets themselves. The stuff that is in the toilets.
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Kevin the Manager 2 years ago
Truly inspirational! I will be adding that to my reviews from now on!
Shankshaw Redeemer 2 years ago
Is this a state-owned stop or a business? Just curious. My brother-in-law always has to stop at state-owned rest areas. He loves getting his picture taken with the "You Are Here" maps that are always at them. He's almost like a kid at them but he's almost 60.
Sue From Michigan 2 years ago
These are rest stops on the Ohio Turnpike, state owned with businesses on them.
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Ohio does have some very nice rest areas Trump lost f**k your feelings
Jake Lewis 2 years ago
I mean it does look really well done but couldn't they have added some seating Trump lost get over it
Heather Gomez 2 years ago
Well they're not wrong. It looks really nice and I think he actually did
Sue User 2 years ago
Its so spacious. Every one I have ever veen to is packed. Its like they to a walmart and crammed it in bodega. You can buy almost anything in them.
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His Profile Picture Is Him And His Wife Being Cute
Debbie 2 years ago
Is that the most beautiful face in the world? To put it politely, it looks a bit artificial / unreal (how much of it is fake: make up / photo editing / fillers etc?) So I agree with Richard.
Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago
I once was talking to an elderly lady and she said "Have you met my husband? He's that handsome man over there." 😊
mariahcareysleftnip(they/them) 2 years ago
i love d**k too😋. sorry couldn’t help myself
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Slambamblam 2 years ago
Ngl, the girl in that photo looks like every other Instagram influencer ever.
It’s worth noting that among “digital natives,” internet use is not uniform at all. Millennials will use the internet more as a resource, for information, study, and professional purposes, while one study of Hong Kong youths found that, in contrast to the millennials, Gen Z prefers to socialize and consume content online, but has fewer “practical” uses for the internet. Unfortunately, the internet habits of Baby Boomers need more research.
#13
My Mom Emailed Me A Photo Of An Emoji...
Auntriarch 2 years ago
A friend's mother thought she wearing a black and white polka dot scarf. The dots were skulls. She was going to a funeral
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
Why does it feel like she absolutely knew what she was doing?
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
But wouldn’t telling someone they’re “the s**t” be a compliment? If the word “the” wasn’t there, then it would be an insult.
weatherwitch 2 years ago
What on earth does "You're the s**t" mean? Calling someone "A s**t" is an insult, calling them "the s**t"? 🤷🏻♀️ A double s**t?? I'm really confused 😕
Caline Lee 2 years ago
I mean, being THE shlt and being A shlt makes a lot of difference. This one's ok.
#14
Grandma And Grandpa Doing What They Do
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago
And even if it doesn't kill you, it will make you look like a total douche.
Pink Princess 2 years ago
And trick innocent people into thinking there's yummy food nearby!
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Oh, God, I'm a grandma without being an actual grandma. I text my adult sons to warn them when I read things like this. This week I texted them in Austin to make sure they're drinking lots of water because of the ungodly heat.*sigh*
okpkpkp 2 years ago
Buy from a reputable dispensary if your state has legalized weed. My state does.
tee-lena 2 years ago
Yup! A week in the hospital with half my lungs fried cuz I bought from a c**p dispensary. Not fun
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Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago
My grandmother used to watch Donahue and call us panicked that we would become lesbian nuns.
#15
Carol Has Spotted A Thief
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
I live by a Sainsbury's in Bristol, and I definitely saw him. Obviously he wasn't dressed like that - he had a much smaller flag.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I’ll bet he waves a small “flag”. Typical. All meat and no potatoes.
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CyanideCircus 2 years ago
I want an update on this one. I am interested in knowing if it was him or not.
Ben 2 years ago
Never heard of somebody calling themselves an International real estate agent.
Despite technology uses varying across cohorts and locations, most places do recognize that digital tech is here to stay. So the posts here may end up as a sort of relic of a bygone era, as educational institutions and workplaces worldwide see technology as absolutely necessary to work and study. As such, children are accessing the internet at a younger age and being taught how to use it and navigate in a digital world.
#16
Not Facebook, But I Found An Old Screenshot From The First Time My Grandma Messaged Me. I Love Her
David Paterson 2 years ago
Ever try texting on a phone with only the buttons 0 to 9? Without autocorrect. It's hell, I tell you.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
The very first text I got from my mom when she finally figured out how to do it looked like this: (I was house sitting for her) Hihoneyhowareyoutheweatherisgoodherebutitshotpleasedontforgettowatermyplanstohandtheresacantoloupeonthecountercanyoucheckifithasgonebad? :)
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
Seeing these makes me wish both my grandmas were alive to go through the learning computers stage, sadly they died in 97 and 99, so before computers and phones were a big thing.
#17
Not A Care In The World
Cathy Roberts 2 years ago
It does but now I'm looking....no way they made that, it's sitting on a deli sub wrapper with pickles.
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
That's the best you can do, sometimes. My mom was 89 when she died and boy could she take you on a hike!
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Wait. So what happened to the puppy? Hope they’re OK. Damn, I really hate stories without closure. (Yeah yeah I know.)
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Brisket is the name of the meat... the gramps is just eating it as a sandwich
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#18
Chad
Hairy Platypus 2 years ago
Am I the only one wondering why this is a CNN post? Why does a baby's name need to be a twitter post?
#19
I Think This Old Man Thought He Was Using Google
AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
Nude women is one thing,naked girls pictures makes me feel uncomfortable
k sand 2 years ago
He didn't get any results from 'nude women' so he thought to try a more specific search term(?)
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Jake Lewis 2 years ago
He sat there for 3 minutes thinking "Where are the women?" before trying again
#20
How Do You Turn Down The Volume?!
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Right? I love the replies that take the questions seriously instead of telling the person “you’re so dumb can’t believe you didn’t know that lol”
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Sue User 2 years ago
Almost did myself. To be fair, i understand her mistake. I would kike to understand how this happens: you are watching youtube in bed, quietly. You pick another video and blam. You are scrambling to turn down the volumn while the cat is giving you the evil eye for waking her up.
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Odd1Out 2 years ago
I think this might be under the wrong post. If it’s not, what do you mean?
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My Relative Is Very Flattered By Her Own Post From Four Years Ago
#22
Why Do They Think They Have To Answer These Questions?
C L 2 years ago
I have never been able to understand why they would answer the question by saying "I don't know" like they are in a face to face conversation. What prompts them to answer the question at all is a mystery.
Nupraptor 2 years ago (edited)
Amazon prompts you. They often send you an e-mail asking if you can answer [xyz] question. She was just responding.
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timhood 2 years ago
Old people thinking every question is directed specifically toward them. 💀
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Okay but we all know someone who does this in person, and if you don't then it's you
SuperDarkStudios 2 years ago
I saw one today for a skylanders starter pack that was Q : what's in the box? " A : I don't know. I bought this for my grandson
#23
Meatloaf
A girl 2 years ago
I've been married to my love since 2019. First anniversary, remembered a month later. Set a calendar reminder for year 2. Year three, forgot for 3 weeks. Google calendar has a recurring now. Neither of us got mad because both of us can't remember. Remember May 12, 2012 - the day we met, every year.
Joshua David 2 years ago
Do 2 Aquarius get along? I honestly don't know and I'm too lazy to look
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
Whether two people get along depends on their characters and personalities, not on their birthdays.
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This Is Exactly What You Want To See From Your Parents. They’re Only 62 And 58...
nikhil gaidhani 2 years ago
I am on screen 3. Screen 1 was ok. Screen 2 started out great but spiraled down real quick. Current Screen 3 is the best so far
April Armstrong 2 years ago
Life is like toilet paper, the closer to the end, the faster it goes.
#25
Dtf - "Down Town Familiar"
Glass Ghost 2 years ago
"Down to f**k" Usually people use it in hook up culture of course. Seems less common these days.
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Susan Robinson 2 years ago
I worked with someone who had the initials DTF. This was pre-internet, if you can believe that!
Jay Cee 1 year ago
I worked at one place with a guy called Rodney Thomas Frank Morgan initials RTFM - honesty. Roll forward a few years and we get to work together again at the same engineering company but computers and computer jargon is more commonplace. He now signs his work RTM.
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Wise Turtle 2 years ago (edited)
Is there a version of “sweet summer child” for grandparents? Edit: all these are great
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I had to look it up. Tbh it’s not the worst phrase I’ve seen, so at least there’s that
Leesa DeAndrea 2 years ago
I'm not sure what it means, I'm old person, but knowing what people are, guessing Down To F*ck.
#26
Cheryl Seems To Be Having A Confusing Day
Laughing otter 2 years ago
"Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground"
Electric Mayhem 2 years ago
I was about to post the same thing but you beat me to it, you cheeky otter
Load More Replies... Take me to dinner first 2 years ago (edited)
You'd think they would know it by now, but, sigh, it all started when your mom and your dad...
Tim Nicebutdim 2 years ago
Phil Daniels needs to get off the Internet! He also needs to cut down on his pork life.
Cassie 2 years ago
I don't know if it's still like it had been, but FB had changed things years ago and I was trying to organize my friend's list and, instead, I created a daggum group without intending to. Luckily, I was trying to organize friends together who were all friends elsewhere and the group ended up being useful. They still chat and I guess I'm still the mod, I just don't use FB anymore.
#27
On An Ad For Doordash.
Adam Belaire 2 years ago
That's one way to guarantee a good tip else it will be a two for one special.
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Janis Wise 2 years ago
I love one-stop shopping. You can have your husband offed AND Mickey Dees for one service fee? America!
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago (edited)
I always refuse those orders. Takes too long to kill someone and then cover it up. Better to take smaller food deliveries. You'll make more per hour.
#28
Amendment 4
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
Someone needs their meds though. It'll probably be hard to make them do it. Particularly with everything I've just learned about *checks notes* amendment 4. Amendment 4 is pretty clear on this, as I understand it.
Binky Melnik 2 years ago
You made me laugh, Penguin. I’ll bet getting emails and texts from you is a blast! 💐 🍺 💋
Load More Replies... Jason 2 years ago
I have many a pictures of me grilling in the snow. Can't let anything keep you from your dreams, or tasty meat
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Actually more pleasant to grill outside when it’s cool/cold than when it’s f*****g equator hot and humid.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
The 4A is a protection against unreasonable search and seizure by the government. It has nothing to do with vaccines, which can legally be required by any state. (Jacobson v Massachusetts, SCOTUS decision, 1905)
Joshua David 2 years ago
This is why I don't have social media at all. The unhingedness like this makes me shudder lol.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
..... posted on a social media site. Makes me laugh every time. 🤣
Load More Replies... Persephone 2 years ago
I live in ohio. Cold isn't an issue often, but rain or high wind is a nope. I grill when I want!!!
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
Amendment 4 of the US Constitution requires a warrant to search your house. WTF does that have to do with vaccines anyway?
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
If my neighbors are grilling in January I'm headed over with an empty plate
Beff Jezos 2 years ago
Grilling and the vaccine have EVERYTHING to do with each other like…uhhh….the GOVERNMENT….and…the uhm..the Bible? ~this is a joke~
#29
Reviews From A Local Chuck E Cheese
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I'll go there say I never went to Chuck E. Cheese, I hope I'll be helpful
Monday 2 years ago
There is no Chuck E. Cheese in my country. I should go review them.
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Jeff Sveiven 2 years ago
Chuck E Cheese scared the hell out of me as a child too. I liked going there but I would avoid that giant rat like it carried the plague.
Impasta (she/they) 2 years ago
I watched the virthday girls grandpa die in chucky cheese when I was 4
#30
Found In A Work Related Group I’m In On Facebook
Christophe Beunens 2 years ago
Not everybody is fluent in English. Most likely this is a french speaker (Il a passé l'examen)
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago
I'm native English, and I thought it meant an exam board as well. That's the problem with euphemisms. Just say 'sadly died' or something.
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#31
Catch Nancy At Your Local With The $15 Surf N Turf Tuesday Deal
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
That's 'Miss Steak,' thankyouverymuch.
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#32
My Grandma Keeps Adding New Frames To Her Profile Picture. She’s Up To Eight Frames Stacked On Top Of Each Other
#33
My Granny Died A Year And A Half Ago. I’m So Happy She Had A Facebook So I Can Look Back Fondly At Her Photo Albums. Here’s My Favorite
Janis Wise 2 years ago
Hey, I’m a grandmother and I resemble that remark. Only mine are hot guys in lingerie. Don’t judge. At this age, if someone finds the pictures, I can just claim lose of memory.
#34
Kenny
#35
I Got An Ad For A Box Of Chocolates And Decided To Open The Comments
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
Life is like the comments section on a box of chocolates: you never know what horrible news you're going to get.
#36
Happy Birthday To Yo.. Wait, Oh.
Tim 2 years ago
Yes, you can pick a theme when you post. It uses your bitmoji and some background like this.
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#37
Grandma Sue Has Advice For Kim
Josephine Blogs 2 years ago
A lot of people are like that on BP though. "Oh wow I'm sorry you went through this" or "Tell me more OP". Yeah, they're never going to see that comment because the picture was stolen from somewhere else.
Zophra 2 years ago
I was just thinking that too! BP people give nice sentiments but the post was from Reddit several years ago...
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Susan Robinson 2 years ago
As a Susan of the world, and also as a person who is technologically challenged, I could totally see myself doing this! I try to make comments when I am watching documentaries on Netflix 😕
#38
Power Bottom
VonBlade 2 years ago
It means you're dominant, but take it. (Top and bottom being references to the horizontal tango)
Load More Replies... tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
@VonBlade has it right. It's a consensual s****l thing between 2 adults.
#39
Does She Have 4 Different Pensions?
Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
And not from different employers. 4 pensions from the same employer
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She Keeps Setting Her Profile Picture To “Temporary” And Just Resets It Every Day
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago (edited)
That's because she wants all her personalities to get the chance to update their profile
#41
I Mean, She's Not Wrong...
•Prolific Panda• 2 years ago
If its peach iced tea, I’ll join that party!
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Dawn Marie 2 years ago
I don't understand golf. You have a ball. You hit it and then you have to go find it. And what do you do once you find it? You hit the d**n ball again.
VonBlade 2 years ago
The point of golf is to play the least amount possible. Which is a strange idea for a sport.
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I know this isn't the point of this, but 3, 5, 8 gives you a hell of a score.
#42
An Extreme Reaction
Actively Lazy Cat 2 years ago
I find it extremely difficult to like you...straight to the point lol
#43
My Grandmother Is A Hoot.
#44
Nancy Pelosi Hacked My Phone With Communism
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
Haven't been to North Korea lately, have you? But then again, that's also have U2 worked on i-phones.
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Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
Thanks for letting us know. Is there anything else we need to worry about?
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
Preheat oven to 350. Bring 3 quarts of water to a rolling boil, drop in phone and boil for 10 minutes. Drain well, and put phone in oven on an ungreased cookie sheet for 20 minutes. Carefully remove from oven and allow to cool. You will never receive another text from Pelosi!
#45
I Have Never Been
th-th-th-thea 2 years ago
Yeah Mount Everest has some weird reviews on Google, someone asked if there was a del taco at the top and if it was good for skinny dipping... I'm rather confused
#46
I’m Risking A Lawsuit By Posting This
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Tell me you don't know how the internet works without telling me.....
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
Think she'd be shocked if she actually read Fb's t&c's! Like those people on Reddit who post "this post cannot by used by anyone else" don't realise that that means nothing and anyone still can use their post for other social media/ media outlets.
Mimi777 2 years ago
Right? How do they think they’re going to prevent that??
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My Great-Aunt Had A Question For Me Today On An Old Picture Of My Daughter...
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I’ll bite. How DO you consytfucth and xddnf and emmak? I’ll wait for the punchline (but I won’t hold my breath, plus I’ll forget about it and move on.)
JB 2 years ago
Pity, because Mis Stake has the best answer in reply to InsertNameHere 😂
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My Mom's Cousin Was Doing Some Late-Night Searching
Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
That went from 0-100 quickly. What an embarrassing time he's going to have when the family let him know that wasn't google!
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Did he find a website? I just want to know so I can block the website. That's the only reason.
Tim 2 years ago
Just go to Facebook and type Margot Robbie naked in the "what's on your mind" box and you'll get there.
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#49
I Am A Grown Man With No Interest In This Troll Foolishness. 1 Star
Gwen LeMay 2 years ago
I am a cranky retired old woman and I dont give a fugg about one gawd damn thing
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
There are too many of these idiots skewing product ratings for others. Between these cranks and the bots, reviews aren't really reviews.
#50
2021 Is Going To Be
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
My husband passed in 2021. Can confirm it is SH*T.
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
2021 is going to be a bit late today but I don't have a picture of a stegosaurus
Mashmelo 2 years ago
2021 S going to be the first thing that pops into your mind is that the person you want is going through the process and they will not give up and you are not gonna get the chance to be with him anymore so they are not gonna give you a reason for why they won’t won’t give up and they won’t be there to give up and then you won’t get a job because they don’t have a chance and you will not get the opportunity. Hope you enjoyed I just spammed. Reminds me of Rick roll
#51
Are We Going To Golden Corral
#52
My Dad Couldn't Figure Out How To Take A Photo Of His Dog.
#53
Very
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago
I immediately went "vasectomy". I literally do not know where that came from! :D
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I was worried that I was the only one that saw the answer in the question.
Load More Replies... Ryan Edwards 2 years ago
Vdid you hear uncle chuckie was found dead in his apartmentY? Probably from VasodilatorY shock
#55
Not Quite The Gif She Meant
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
They'll never suspect he's been replaced by three racoons in a jacket.
#56
My Grandma Honest And Straight To The Point
Debbie 2 years ago
The rose leaves on the floor are there because the flowers are not in a vase.. also getting in the bath without burning yourself... well,.. there's water to cool your burns... A for effort though. I'd feel like a b***h to say: "Thank you honey but....(but how else can I really let him know how i would like it? Flowers cut and in a vase, no loose leaves, no candles (I don't want to burn my hairs - yes, plural).
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
And what if you actually need to use the toilet? Lol. No thank you. Thought if my husband did something like this, I would think I'm dieing.
HelloKitty1015 2 years ago
The only part I like is the can of whipped cream. Husband can clean the mess up, leave the can, close the door, and walk away.
#57
They Think It’s Real
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago (edited)
Wait. Isn’t there already someone, who is the embodiment of evil, in Christianity?
#58
Dont Wsaste My Time
#59
Cute Misunderstanding
#60
Ladies And Gentlemen- My Nan.
* * * Being_Cori * * * 2 years ago
at least you had something to laugh about while moving house
#61
Sent This To My Dad A Couple Of Years Ago. Still Makes Me Laugh
Dana Ondráčková 2 years ago
"Ill Come tomorroe by 9 if its not a problem" Dad"no" Dad dont like to read or write on Phone, he is a straight to the case guy🤣👍
Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)
Is that, no it's not a problem, or, no don't come?
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I Dont Like Miata’s
#63
She's Been Hacked.
#64
Fireworks
Monday 2 years ago
Ah c**p! I thought they were saying fire works to combat baldness...
Load More Replies... Cathy Roberts 2 years ago
So good they'll blow your bangs off! (Fringe for the rest of you ;) )
#66
That's..... Not Quite How That Works
Lesley Zed 2 years ago
Hehehehehehe……you have to go to the mirror image parallel universe and take another photo from the other side and then email it back to yourself over here and it will be fine.🤔Easy peasy. 👍🏻👍🏻😉
#67
Very Insightful Post From My Step Grandmother A Few Moments Ago
Beff Jezos 2 years ago
IN A WORLD WHERE THINGS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE EXIST AND GO PLACES AND EAT FOOD
David Paterson 2 years ago
Not "stuff", "things", as in "too many things are happening right now for me to answer fully". Ya gotta understand grandma speak.
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#68
Potato Salad
#69
Visiting Grandma, This Is How She "Gets To Hulu"... On Netflix
Lauren Caswell 2 years ago
I feel her pain. Im helping my mum figure how to operate the chromecast I got her. Her tv is semi-smart, only gas netflix but I got her all the streaming options. Because her phone is Apple and it's a chromecast it's problematic, they often play up slightly, and from her perspective I can see how confusing it is (sometimes it tricks me too!): So she generally just sticks to Netflix as the TV is set up for it. Long story short I should get her a proper smart TV and end this nonsense 😅
Sue User 2 years ago
I have a semi smart tv. Preinstalled apps with now way to exspand. Never thought of getting a chromecast for it. Great idea. If you do go full smart tv, get one with voice control so they dont have to search for stuff. I couldnt explain to mom that searching on netflix is different than searching on pluto. She wanted all the apps to work the same.
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#70
I Will Sue This Company
M O'Connell 2 years ago
If you purchased a product from Amazon, you may occasionally be forwarded a question asked by someone else. For some reason old people have a tendency to regard this as a direct person-to-person request and feel the need to respond with something utterly unhelpful rather than simply ignoring it.
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#71
My Sister Sent A Picture Of Her Nursing License After Passing The Exam A Few Weeks Ago. Mom Is In Her 60s And Still Struggles With Snapchat
#73
Who's Coming?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
This is strangely wholesome XD I'm now picturing a band called Xbox Live. What do you think they look like?
AnkleByter 2 years ago
A bit square-but probably multi-talented, until they get a lil warm when they all but stop functioning.
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#74
Sign Up For Lasagna
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I’ll tell you how, but first you have to pay me with a 3 bedroom house for rent at a reasonable price.
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
I've had my weekly lasagna subscription for years now and I can only recommend it!
#75
Spotted In A Frog Group. I Just Want Dumplin To Take A Dump..
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
No poo unless in winter in Florida. I have this same problem. It's quite confounding. I have not poo since it was winter in Florida.
#76
Her Name Is Sharon
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Aww, no pensioner should be considered "too old" to adopt a kitty as long as a support system is in place, and a plan for the kitty if the elderly person passes away (sad, but needs to be a consideration!)
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I'M PERSONALLY ROOTING FOR GAYLEEN AND HOPING SHE GOT THE KITTY, HER NAME IS GAYLEEN
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Rotorua is supposedly a really cool place. I'd love to visit some day! (Although I hear it smells like farts) :)
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
Apparently, Sharon took all punctuation with her when she left. Virtually impossible to read this.
#77
Order TV
#78
So Close
Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago (edited)
Nobody's gonna get this so I'll edit it in two days Aeilnnotv
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JB 2 years ago
HI DILNAD! IM NOT SHOUTING I SUPERGLUED MY FINGER TO THE SHIFT KEY BY ANSWERING THE PHONE DURING CRAFT HOUR.
#79
Not Competent Bartender. Paul Was Told This.
#80
It’s Better Than Three
#81
The Aliens Beamed Her Up Before She Could Finish 😭
#82
Found One!
Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
I wish they'd implemented that local area thing better on Facebook. Couldn't persuade anyone to use it, so waded through endless "look out for this missing dog" posts for dogs thousands of miles away across an ocean. Ah yes, I believe I've seen your dog missing from Leicester, it's running through the streets of Melbourne
#84
What Does It Mean?!
Wintermute 2 years ago
With any luck he'll be our first open a*s gay president. He's an impressive dude that actually seems to have integrity. But that's a pipe dream, this is still the USA.
RedMarbles 2 years ago
He is a delight to listen to. Very articulate, reasonable, intelligent and empathetic. And, yeah, I don't hold out much hope for his time to come any time soon, and maybe it never will, but there's still a chance. He's young yet.
Load More Replies... Nosirrow 2 years ago
His surname is so weird. It's sounds and looks odd, I wonder if it even has any meaning or is it just a bunch of letters pretending to be a real word.
JammaCoast2Coast 2 years ago
Let's Google: Buttigieg (Maltese: Buttiġieġ [bʊtːɪd͡ʒɪːt͡ʃ is a Maltese surname, derived from Sicilian Arabic أبو الدجاج Abu-d-dajāj(i), meaning 'chicken owner, poulterer' (literally 'father of chickens').
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#86
Posted On My Sister's Wall- I'm The One With The Dog.
#87
My Aunt's Response To A Photo Of My Husband And Me Where I Jokongly Said We Are "Ready To Take On The Apocolypse"
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
"Dammit, Linda! We all know you're waiting for the rapture! Can we have one GD Thanksgiving dinner without talking about the rapture?!?"
#89
😂😂😂
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I imagine Red thought that those were crying emoji, since they do technically have tears :x
#90
My Father-In-Law Texts Me Pictures Of Facebook Memes On His Laptop, That He Took With His Cellphone
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
My mother takes photos of stuff (like products and medicines) that she sees commercials for on TV that she wants me to look up for her XD so I get random photos of her TV paused on a commercial for migraine medication or something. Sometimes she will take a video of the TV with her phone and send me that. She's 79 XD
#91
No Comment Sorry
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
Wrote this post and clicked post. Didn't mean to. Sorry for wasting your time.
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
I didn't mean to reply to your post, oops I upvoted you too. Hate when that happens..
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Wholesome
Dazzler 2 years ago
Pretty sure the song is 745 sticky by 100 gecs (https://youtu.be/UEI7VxVD028)
Insono 2 years ago
Thanks, I hate it, but I love her loving her grandson <3
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Sorry If This Is Too Political
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
And for the hipsters in the crowd, craft beer.
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#94
I Want To Be Deleted From This Site
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Of course, just send me your email address, password, social security number and pictures of both sides of your credit card 😊
#95
Capital Numbers
#96
Minivan For Sale
#97
Lesbian Alert
#98
No Greens For Me
#99
“Love This Stuff” 1 Star
Sarra R 2 years ago
Cat food. It's healthy, not filled with bad stuff (Disease, as they put it lol), and there's enough in the bag that all 3 of her mews get to eat and the bag lasts for a couple months. user is quite pleased with the product :)
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
It was pine pellet cat litter XD which is terrible for cat litter. Pine oil is toxic to cats and pine pellets are super dusty.
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85+ Relative To My Missus Posted This Gem To His Story Today... Twice.
#101
I Wonder If She Ever Answered?
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
I didn't hear anything, hmm weird, did anyone else?
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Rip Sherry
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
Pretty sure someone’s trolling here. Too may bad news with party themes to be genuine mistakes.
#103
Who’s Joe?
#104
My Mother, Everyone!
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
huh ? i just walked in. did someone say Tex-Mex ? Thanks that sounds good for dinner… but not Taco Bell ok? *back to old persons nap*
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My Mum's Use Of Emojis
Alyssa Brown 2 years ago
I'm assuming Tramp is another pet that passed away
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Don't Think My Uncle Has Quite Figured It Out Yet
Upstaged75 2 years ago
That's the first thing I noticed! I really want to go wherever this is!
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#108
It's Free
#109
Stamach Mass
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Watch out. It might just burst it’s way out of your stomach, and we’ll have to call Ripley out of retirement to get rid of it.
#110
At Least It Makes The Shopping Easier I Guess?
#111
I Wouldn't Count On It
#112
A Family Member's Profile Picture
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
The snowman probing her nose with his mittens really is the icing on the cake :D
#113
I Know Who Has Done This
#114
I’m Sorry What Now
Manasvi Tupe 2 years ago
These people really be using templates wrong, gives out a different vibe sigh..
#115
Sandra Does Not Care For These Feathered Fools
#116
Sprote Bag
#118
Flats, Drums, Or Funerals?
#119
Harry Potter And The Creepy Grandpa
#121
I’m
#122
An Amazon Review
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Let me guess. It was delivered in its own box, not packed in another plain box that didn’t advertise what’s inside, and the person it was supposed to be a Christmas gift for saw it. I have had that happen before too.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
Before you submit your purchase, it will advise you if the item is SIOC (shipped in own container). If you prefer it not to be, you can have it packaged to not show what's inside.
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I Love Ringo
#124
What A Celebration (?)
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
Pretty sure someone’s trolling here. Too may bad news with party themes to be genuine mistakes.
#127
Yikes
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
thoughts are with your family at this difficult time.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Eating the bite size blue squishy things on the shelf above the washing machine.
#129
Something To Celebrate
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
Pretty sure someone’s trolling here. Too may bad news with party themes to be genuine mistakes.
ShellsBells 2 years ago (edited)
Idk, the second time I got my social security number suspended, I was pretty happy too. No taxes for me! Edit: taxes, not taxed.
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#131
The Post. The Comment From Grandma
Settled for Infamy 2 years ago
Allow me, "Where are your clothes young lady? Seriously dig the slippers if you remove heels" 🤪
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HardieBoysMama 2 years ago
If you follow the link, what it actually says is, "Hope the two of you had a nice Valentine's Day mine was pretty nice my birthday wasGood except grandpa's brother-in-law died this afternoon he was from cancer. Grandpa was there He said it was pretty hard to watch him die."
Joshua Moore 2 years ago
I'm not a grandma but my comment would be "When were you able to afford a hooker? You "borrowed" $1500 from me two years ago and I need my medicine and grapenut ice cream". 😁🤣
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
These made me laugh so much. I'll be right there with them in about 15 years.
John G 2 years ago
T-shirt I just saw: It's weird being the same age as old people.
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Emotional Support Velociraptor 2 years ago
I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm sure she went straight to heaven though, if you believe in that sort of thing. You two clearly loved each other very much, and I bet she's so proud of you. Stay strong, we're thinking of you!
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shawn mckinney 2 years ago
These were funny. But don't laugh too hard. We will be in their shoes soon...having inappropriate conversations with robots and accidentally broadcasting our nude holograms across the globe.
H M 2 years ago
Haha. Who invented the PC? Steve Wozniack, how old is he now? 73. Also internet: BOB KAHN (1938–) AND VINT CERF (1943–) Introduced in the 1970s, SQL offered two main advantages over older read–write APIs, Donald D. Chamberlin born 1944 and Raymond F. Boyce B 1946.. And on the list goes. Every old person is not your nana
Emie N. 2 years ago
And Ada Lovelace is over two hundred. No excuse for papa's and nanas.
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
These made me laugh so much. I'll be right there with them in about 15 years.
John G 2 years ago
T-shirt I just saw: It's weird being the same age as old people.
Load More Replies... Emotional Support Velociraptor 2 years ago
I'm so sorry to hear that. I'm sure she went straight to heaven though, if you believe in that sort of thing. You two clearly loved each other very much, and I bet she's so proud of you. Stay strong, we're thinking of you!
Load More Replies... shawn mckinney 2 years ago
These were funny. But don't laugh too hard. We will be in their shoes soon...having inappropriate conversations with robots and accidentally broadcasting our nude holograms across the globe.
H M 2 years ago
Haha. Who invented the PC? Steve Wozniack, how old is he now? 73. Also internet: BOB KAHN (1938–) AND VINT CERF (1943–) Introduced in the 1970s, SQL offered two main advantages over older read–write APIs, Donald D. Chamberlin born 1944 and Raymond F. Boyce B 1946.. And on the list goes. Every old person is not your nana
Emie N. 2 years ago
And Ada Lovelace is over two hundred. No excuse for papa's and nanas.
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