50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This “Weird Flex But Ok” Online Group

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Best to not waste your breath trying to explain it people like her. Its like trying to teach a pig to whistle. Wastes your time and annoys the pig.

But... we do drink water for free at restaurants in Europe...

That's not a weird flex, that's a beautiful and humorous flex :)

I like it!

Seems like he doesn't have a good relationship with food, which is worrying :(

Ah yes, to avoid the microwave beeping! Love that game.

Grandpa is about to drop the Flagpole Press on some unsuspecting jabroni XP

I want to do this now

I missed the part in Harry Potter where they gave themselves Alien blood...

Well you asked

This one is hilarious

Ah, good ol' parent gatekeepers. Never fail to show up.

Dissolve any mouse or just an average size mouse in 30 days?

I'm definitely never going to Kansas City.

That's just messed up and sad.

I love a smart a**e

Ok I think he has a pretty legit reason to flex.

(Frozen) banana for scale

Oh the spacing on the second line is so weird. I genuinely thought it was a long word in German for a fraction of a second.

Oh I love this! Proud parents!

A 2-hour flight and no toilet, painful.

you cant see your brain therefore it aint real

Pfft. Just wait for menopause, you’ll get that large rectangular body, no problemo.

I really don't see the fuss about airpods. They look like something I would lose within an hour.

Amateur hour - Hotblack Desiato spent a year dead for tax purposes (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference for people who aren't familiar with that book)

For it's time, it was a neat visual flex. Some people just didn't understand all that memory, bytes stuff.

Today I learned a new word.

This was in the beginning of the lockdowns. Hey, if you've trained for a marathon, got nothing but free time on your hands, might as well make it worth it.

Congrats. You've finally passed Pre-K. Actually, I think that's a Pre-K enrollment requirement now.

2.8 years. Has the device never been turned off or restarted or been updated or anything in that time?

Tuesday rocks!

Does anyone else want to see Martin's bee cello?

Let's hope he took a bath...

Milk helping your bones be stronger is a myth. Calcium is found in many other food, such as beans, meat, fish, nuts, fortified cereals, as well as cheese and yogurt.

Tru dat

"My mom f****d Bill Nye" would sound better if you go for a flex.

Is that why there’s never any parking spots available there?

10k what? $? £? Iranian Rials? IOUs?

Grounds for divorce.

Poor horse!

Her logic is 1 uterus, expecting quadruplets, 4 x 9 months gestation = 36 months = 3 years : simple really /s

Why tho

You know they are getting a call about someone’s new toilet not working. You just know it

"loser do their best..winners goes home and f*ck the prom queen" (read with scottish accent)

Let me guess, if they can’t take handle you at your worst, they sure as hell don’t deserve you at your best? 🙄

I read "my body was burned at home". I need new glasses.

The whole world knows why.

Oh God, that brings back unpleasant memories, our eldest daughter absolutely refused to go to the toilet at Primary school. You did not want to be in her way when she arrived home of an afternoon & headed for our toilet

LOL I'm pretty sure that was just for shits and giggles.

This just freaks me out. Even virtual clutter gives me the creeps.

All the time. Fish are too full of themselves

I mean they've got a point though

Raising my kid to be just like me!

??? He was camping in cinema or something? Waiting for premiere? I don't understand.

not to flex, but I use my milk expiry date as a calender too.

Tbf, it does sorta look like salsa lol.

It was a response to the internet factoid that a big mac just dries out without going moldy. Subsequent testing on other sandwiches (fast food and not) showed that they all do that under the right conditions.

If you have BP problems you get this

Banana for scale?

and a twat

What about sucking on the queen's nipples, what would that show?

Then someone tells him there's no such thing..... That was the urinal...

Poor drunk University of Lausanne.

Better to know before than during I suppose

On the back it says 'I could have bought the eggs but I bought this shirt instead.'