You did your grocery shopping, meal-prepped and managed to plan out your work lunches for the week. You're winning at life. Then Wednesday rolls around, you grab your bento box, packed with last night's pasta, fresh fruit and a whole lot of goodness. Into the office fridge it goes, as wait longingly to dig in... Lunchtime finally arrives. Your box is gone.
Far too many people can relate. That's because the world today is filled with food thieves. They think nothing of taking what's not theirs, and devouring it while your hungry stomach grumbles. A few even leave apology notes behind, or some spare change for you to buy a snack at the vending machine. The sheer audacity!
Bored Panda has put together an infuriating list of posts that prove food thievery should be considered a crime against humanity. Some might have you wanting to lock away tomorrow's lunch in a safe.
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I'll never understand how people can eat food they did not bring themselves.
Food thieves are getting more and more brazen by the day. While you weep over your panini that got snatched from the office fridge, a bunch of thugs might be carrying out a massive heist that's costing someone, somewhere millions.
Not too long ago, approximately 12 tonnes of KitKat chocolate bars vanished. They were not your ordinary KitKats, though. These were 410,000 special edition Formula 1 car-shaped chocolate bars. They were en route from central Italy to Poland.
Until they weren't.
Many may have thought it was a joke when the story started making headlines. But manufacturer Nestlé did not find it funny. The company appealed to the public and warned that the products can be traced via unique barcodes.
“While we may appreciate the criminals’ exceptional taste, this does not change the fact that cargo theft is an increasing challenge for companies of all sizes,” announced Nestlé.
It later emerged that the truck was hijacked by thieves posing as law enforcement. Forbes has called it one of the most unusual cargo thefts in Europe's recent history.
One colleague did this during a get-together. Ate all the chicken pieces from fried rice and noodles. And he shamelessly laughed about it. He was never invited again
"It sounds like the plot for a reinterpretation of 1969’s original flick The Italian Job, in which [a group of Brits] steal gold bullion in Italy and gets away in three Minis," reported Forbes. "Only this is not the plot for a fictional movie—it’s the real deal. This chocolate heist did happen."
And it's not the first time criminals have carried out food heists that could easily be turned into bizarre blockbuster movies.
I'm horrified by these stories, people stealing each other's stuff. Surely that's illegal? I'd be bringing a non-fridge lunch and keeping it at my desk under lock and key. Can these thieves not be named and shamed?
People have gone to great lengths to get their hands of food that's not theirs.
Back in 1948, a miniature submarine was discovered in Lake Lugano, Switzerland. Upon closer inspection, it emerged that that 9-foot long vessel had been specifically designed to smuggle salami and cheese across the Swiss–Italian border.
"Powered by pedals connected to a propeller, it was capable of transporting up to 450 kilograms of goods," reports Falstaff magazine.
Students at the uni I work at do this. If it isn't locked up, they take it: dish soap, cream & milk, coffee pods, paper towels, etc.
One of the biggest food heists ever took place in Québec, Canada between 2011 and 2012 when nearly 3,000 tons of maple syrup valued at C$18.7 million went missing from a storage facility. The massive theft went unnoticed for months.
The food thieves had posed as warehouse renters, and used hoses to extract the maple syrup from barrels. They replaced the syrup with water to cover their tracks. Around two-thirds of the syrup was recovered; the remainder never was. The ringleader was sentenced to eight years behind bars.
Security guy at work has his lunch nicked. Oh my goodness he went off like a rocket and complained about the theft for months. Fast forward about 3 years and the office was moving to another site. The lockers were moved and lo and behold there was L's 'stolen' lunch. How everyone laughed.
I once lived with roommates, one of whom would eat my food from the fridge/pantry, even though it was labeled, lie about it when directly confronted, and then go buy more of the same brand of stuff I had bought, but in different flavors that she liked, but I didn't like, and put them in her spot in the fridge. Like, you were RIGHT THERE buying those yogurts, why not also replace the ones you stole from me? I would have stolen them back but she got coffee and cherry flavored yogurts and I hate those flavors. She took other stuff too, but that was the most blatant example of A-holery.
I once brought a homemade strawberry cheesecake into the office for my birthay. It was delicate, so I just removed the edges of the cake tin and left the bottom under the cake. And my genius coworkers threw out the bottom!! Who throws out the bottom of a cake tin?!! Of course the entire tin got unusable without the bottom and my sister nearly k****d me (it was her favorite tin).
And if you're still pining for your ramen noodles that got kidnapped from the office fridge that one fateful day, spare a thought for a driver who had almost $100,000 worth of noodles stolen, along with his trailer. The 53-foot tractor trailor had been parked at a Chevron gas station in Fayetteville, Georgia when the thieves struck.
That happened in my old office all of the time. People would even steal the ground coffee. We ended up cancelling the coffee club, buying a Keurig, and telling people to bring their own beverage supplies to keep at their desks.
In April 2013, sweet-toothed thieves stole five tonnes of Nutella from a truck container in Niederaula, Germany. The chocolate spread was worth approximately €15,000 (more than $17,000).
"While thousands of jars were taken, authorities recovered more than 2,000 during raids in eastern Hesse. Four suspects were arrested," reports Falstaff adding that it's not the first time the location was targeted. "Trucks carrying energy drinks previously looted at the same site."
Whether it's a massive food heist or a simple lunch taken from the office fridge, these crimes hurt just the same. And lunch theft is more common than some might realize (or admit to).
According to one survey 47% of employees have experienced food theft at the hands of colleagues, while 33% of workers confess to taking food from their coworkers.
"A surprising 6% admit to taking food directly from a coworker’s lunchbox," revealed the survey.
If you weren't there, who'd they ask? The answer is "no", until and unless, you get a "yes" from the rightful owner ffs
Well, I did understand the story, but it sounds like you kept those 2 slices in the fridge for 6 years. 🤮
In case anyone is unaware, "ham" in this case does not mean the food ham, but is an acronym for "hard as a m**********r."
Well, I'm not surprised, nor should OP. Work fridges quickly get disgusting, once a week cleaning is pretty normal, if you leave your c**p in the fridge, regardless if food or containers, it gets pitched. Adults not knowing how to adult.
When I first started working days at a family practice clinic, frozen meals and tv dinners would often go missing from the communal break room fridge. Turned out that the evening staff that consisted of several resident physicians presumed that these were meals provided by the clinic as a courtesy gesture for the residents.
At my old job, a coworker ate another coworker's sandwich. When she went to the fridge and found out that her meal was not there she immediately started asking everyone if they took it. One person said "yeah it was me, next time put some tomato in it" 👀
This is why a thermal bag and frozen blocks took care of lunch in my desk drawer for twenty five years.
When I first started working days at a family practice clinic, frozen meals and tv dinners would often go missing from the communal break room fridge. Turned out that the evening staff that consisted of several resident physicians presumed that these were meals provided by the clinic as a courtesy gesture for the residents.
At my old job, a coworker ate another coworker's sandwich. When she went to the fridge and found out that her meal was not there she immediately started asking everyone if they took it. One person said "yeah it was me, next time put some tomato in it" 👀
This is why a thermal bag and frozen blocks took care of lunch in my desk drawer for twenty five years.
