84 Creative Insults That Hit So Precisely That They Feel More Like A Work Of Art Than A Simple Burn

Truth hurts

We don't even have gun fire drills.

i've seen this one many many times and it's still funny :)

I laughed so loud my cat jumped.

Needs to go to the burn unit.

Hah! I now feel that way about the health care system in the US.

LOL! Touche!

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There will be a Mjolnir shaped hole in Bats...

It is estimated that my native language is spoken by about 15 million people, hence I'm in the top 0.2% who can speak my native language fluently.

That's the only proper response to a statement like that

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He is very cute.

Can't unsee it now.

I was about to say something but then I remembered that I am German and we stop at traffic lights even in the d**d of night when there is no other car for miles

Oh snap

It is why we can't have nice things.

That's actually a pretty common insult in Antwerp. There's also "If you'd put his/her brain in a mouse it would make its nest in a litterbox"

Long winded way of saying you’ve finally got a gf.

Snort

looks like those poisonous caterpillars superglued themselves to here eyelids

Almost certainly completely apocryphal. It's such a modern phrasing, too.

As a lax player, I can't disagree

With Trex arms

that took a while... I think it's "hast du sonst keine Hobbies?"/"don't you have any other hobbies?"

Awww, grandmas…

More like tweaker

There's a hint of Paul Rudd in there too.

wait a minute...

Love JJ.

I can think of another person this description fits lol

It's the eyebrows

Just let 'em puzzle it out.

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Andrew Tate is human garbage juice.

Ooh, that’s funny as hėll, cruel, but funny! 🤣

XD He!! naw! He really does.

She looks about 12 years old.

It’s all the fault of the pelvis.

he's even got the sweating, the grey coloration, and the shifty look in his eyes!

She looks like she's convincing him.

truth

When you're right, you're right

i think i'll hide from whatever maniac took a lawnmower to this guy's hair

based on his expression, i think the comment is accurate

I cannot unsee it now. Thanks djhew

why are brains still a thing? didn't AI render them irrelevant?

Face down with that smiley face on it and next to it says something like "you did you're best ","or great job!!" Or " almost there" ....s

No they would not, they look like the members of antwoord.

let me do cpr and gimme a first aid kit, i'll get this thing breathing again in 20 minutes

She cut off his ears and glued them to her eyelids.

That scene could have improved any Spider-Man movie.

A gross man

the look you give when the teacher asks if youre eating in their class

Not seeing the down side

My mom said she wished to have lived like this when we visited Vienna. I told her that I prefer women's rights instead. She was not amused.

Asmongold lives in a sublet to his cockroaches... so yeah

Clever.

Probably not the sort of rehab OP had in mind, but I could absolutely see this as a still from a "But I'm a Cheerleader" sequel. Which sounds like a grand idea, as long as Bieber doesn't actually appear in it.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

lol

I always need to call attention to the fact that the FBI made this comment. That is somehow the best part.

I like this chunk of baked flesh!

What the...?