84 Creative Insults That Hit So Precisely That They Feel More Like A Work Of Art Than A Simple Burn

Truth hurts

We don't even have gun fire drills.

I laughed so loud my cat jumped.

i've seen this one many many times and it's still funny :)

Needs to go to the burn unit.

Hah! I now feel that way about the health care system in the US.

LOL! Touche!

🤣

That's the only proper response to a statement like that

There will be a Mjolnir shaped hole in Bats...

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He is very cute.

It is estimated that my native language is spoken by about 15 million people, hence I'm in the top 0.2% who can speak my native language fluently.

Can't unsee it now.

It is why we can't have nice things.

Oh snap

I was about to say something but then I remembered that I am German and we stop at traffic lights even in the d**d of night when there is no other car for miles

Long winded way of saying you’ve finally got a gf.

Snort

Almost certainly completely apocryphal. It's such a modern phrasing, too.

looks like those poisonous caterpillars superglued themselves to here eyelids

That's actually a pretty common insult in Antwerp. There's also "If you'd put his/her brain in a mouse it would make its nest in a litterbox"

Awww, grandmas…

As a lax player, I can't disagree

With Trex arms

that took a while... I think it's "hast du sonst keine Hobbies?"/"don't you have any other hobbies?"

More like tweaker

Ooh, that’s funny as hėll, cruel, but funny! 🤣

There's a hint of Paul Rudd in there too.

wait a minute...

Just let 'em puzzle it out.

Love JJ.

XD He!! naw! He really does.

I can think of another person this description fits lol

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Andrew Tate is human garbage juice.

It's the eyebrows

It’s all the fault of the pelvis.

She looks like she's convincing him.

She looks about 12 years old.

When you're right, you're right

he's even got the sweating, the grey coloration, and the shifty look in his eyes!

i think i'll hide from whatever maniac took a lawnmower to this guy's hair

truth

Face down with that smiley face on it and next to it says something like "you did you're best ","or great job!!" Or " almost there" ....s

I cannot unsee it now. Thanks djhew

why are brains still a thing? didn't AI render them irrelevant?

No they would not, they look like the members of antwoord.

based on his expression, i think the comment is accurate

A gross man

let me do cpr and gimme a first aid kit, i'll get this thing breathing again in 20 minutes

Not seeing the down side

That scene could have improved any Spider-Man movie.

the look you give when the teacher asks if youre eating in their class

She cut off his ears and glued them to her eyelids.

Asmongold lives in a sublet to his cockroaches... so yeah

My mom said she wished to have lived like this when we visited Vienna. I told her that I prefer women's rights instead. She was not amused.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

Clever.

I always need to call attention to the fact that the FBI made this comment. That is somehow the best part.

Probably not the sort of rehab OP had in mind, but I could absolutely see this as a still from a "But I'm a Cheerleader" sequel. Which sounds like a grand idea, as long as Bieber doesn't actually appear in it.

I like this chunk of baked flesh!

What the...?

Bro......