Gone are the days of "Yo mama" jokes... People are not only thinking outside the box when it comes to insults but they're burning the box altogether. Creativity, sass and sharp wit are the name of the game. Nowadays, the roast is served, and with some very specific, spicy ingredients.
Amateur comedians have been heating up the internet with their oddly on-point burns. Imagine "the child of Ellen DeGeneres and Elon Musk dressed like Johnny Cash," "the bartender from Shrek," or someone who looks like they're "cosplaying every single Scooby Doo character simultaneously."
Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most unique, hilarious and bizarrely accurate insults from around the internet. Many take personal attacks to a whole new level, and might even have yo mama in stitches.
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Seriously Tho Christmas Cake And Cheese Yes/No?
Musk Insults Are Always Funny
Holding Up The Past
Insulting others has become one of society's new favorite sports. We laugh at ordinary people being put down, and pay good money to see celebrities being roasted. It's all in the name of fun. Or at least, it's supposed to be.
Jeff Ross is one of the world's top insult comedians, or roasters. “You really are the ugliest man in America," he once fired at hip-hop icon and reality star Flavor Flav. "I mean, how do you roast charcoal?”
“Man, you have really let yourself boldly go. If Scotty tried to beam you up now you’d break the f*n’ transporter,” he said to William Shatner.
According to Ross, who is known as the Roastmaster General, we only roast the ones we love...
Time For A Career Change
10/10 For The Burn
A Rare Insult Underneath A Rare Insult
The comedian says he grew up in New Jersey and was "kind of a scrawny kid." Working in his father's catering hall kitchen taught him to literally dish it out and take it. Ross believes that everyone needs a thick skin in order to survive.
"Life is tough. I've been on my own, you know - my parents passed away when I was a teenager, so I had to learn different survival techniques, I think, in comedy," he told WYSO radio. "You know, using comedy as a pressure release, as a release valve in life really kept my sanity."
For Ross, roasting is never about hurting feelings, but rather, making people laugh. And wanting everyone to leave in a good mood.
Zoinks
R
Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla
Izzy Kalman, a Certified School Psychologist and expert on how to deal with bullying agrees that roasting is not meant to do harm.
"Engaging in roasts, whether as insulter or target, is not evil or subversive. It is healthy and fun," he says. "The purpose is not to hurt people but to promote resilience and sense of humor."
Comcast Needs To Get It Together [to be honest]
Grandma I Trusted You
There Is A Very High Chance 2020 Justin Bieber Is One Of Roger's Many Personas
I Could Find 50 Men More Handsome In A Pub In A Waterford Village. Did All The Handsome Men Renounce Their Citizenship To Act In America?
Oof
Where Is The Lie
I Can’t Unsee This
I Can't Unseen This
Sorry If It's Been Posted B4
Jeff
When Genetics Forget To Cooperate
Blowing Air Out Of Your Nose Instead Of Laughing
They Would Whistle
Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music
I Wonder How Reputable This Quote Is
Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay
Not So Textbook Insult
Not So Rare Insult?
The Meme Guy Got It Right
LOL Love Brittany Broski
Thanks Obama
D J Khalid
Found On R/Roastme
Stumbled Upon This
I'm In Awe Of This Insult
On Katy Perry's Recent Tour Choreography
[laugh out loud]
Truth Or Dare
Found This Myself
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