Nyc Grinch

“That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been *about*. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your *garbage*. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice…” Dr. Seuss’ ‘The Grinch’ is a tale of the demise of values and the rise of consumerism. All quotes are from Ron Howard’s 2000 ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas’ film.

MAX. HELP ME… I’m FEELING.

The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me – I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.

Why, for year after year I’ve put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming… but how? I MEAN… in what way?

Evening, folks. Mind if I squeeze in?

The avarice never ends! “I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.” Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this *whole* Christmas season is…

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