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What do a horse and an internet geek have in common? If you guessed that they’re business partners, you’re correct!
Thanks to the online Shitexpress service, you can now anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message. Nobody will ever discover your terrible deed because the service promises 100% anonymity – it works through Bitcoin cryptocurrency payments. Who’s it gonna be, huh? Your boss, teacher, or your ex-wife? You’d better be nice to everyone around you too, or you might find yourself with a smelly package on your doorstep!
More info: shitexpress.com
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They’ll ship the poop anywhere in the world for free!
I RECEIVED A HORSE SHIT. WHAT NOW?
AT FIRST, THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.
SOMEONE SENT IT TO YOU PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU HURT OR INSULTED A PERSON CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
YOU SHOULD JUST TRY TO BE A BETTER PERSON FROM NOW ON.
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GlynisLailann 11 years ago
Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
AngelicaNazario 11 years ago
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
satia lynch 9 years ago
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
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Annie 10 years ago
This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close
Annie 10 years ago
I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.
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DarrenMorrell 11 years ago
They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting
GlynisLailann 11 years ago
Look on the bright side - it's organic and good for the garden. Think of all the beautiful flowers that you can grow.
AngelicaNazario 11 years ago
Somebody please give me Kim Kardashian address I would like to mail her some!
satia lynch 9 years ago
U have to put all of that except the send het lots lol :)
Load More Replies... Annie 10 years ago
This isn't exactly the perfect way of communicating. Sending poop to people you don't specifically like won't sort it out-or even come close
Annie 10 years ago
I get that it can be funny in a way but it's uncivilised. No matter how much you hate them.
Load More Replies... DarrenMorrell 11 years ago
They say "say it with flowers" so can I send some of this and a bunch of pansies to old Trafford, Manchester England please....cash waiting
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