45 Very Dumb Statements About Women By Men Who Have No Clue How Women Work

I love the reply to it!

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

A "like" for the female replies.

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

Please tell me there's not actually people who believe this

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

Brilliant!

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

if that were the case, there would be like...5 people on the planet

You're never too pretty to do anything

They look like such a cute family though!

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

Wait, what. Is this guy serious?

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

Isn't this basically the history of medical science

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

This is why I would never want to propose to someone in public

What BS. No one has 10 best friends.

Apparently I am severely missing out on all the sex I should be having

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

Not probably, certainly!

Does this man know movies don't equal reality?

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

What? Where my 1000 men ?!

These driving jokes are the worst!

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

But why does he want pictures of them, then? :O ;) Idiot..

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

Some people need to have their brains examined.

If a man cheats, a woman needs to step on his foot on her way out the door...

What the fuckedy f**k?!

This one actually made me feel ill

this made me f*****g vomit. Apologise to a cheater? No, I'd apologise to my fist for having to touch him after knocking him out.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO hahahahaha omg I never never heard something stupid like this!! when you would cheat on me I would spit in your face say thank you and goodybe

What the...? Yeah, right, it's her fault. But hey, at least she was good enough so he didn't assault someone. D'uh!

ok but why? if a man cheats on you, he’s obviously the problem, and his girlfriend should go find someone who cares.

This makes me so angry. Why is it the woman's fault! Perfection is unobtainable, so this is saying men are allowed to cheat because a woman can't be perfect! This is crazy!

WTF!

Why r we expected to kiss their crusty feet

when a man cheats, a woman should throw that man out of the house/window

B**ch you got me F**ked up.... you can suck my imaginary left nut that has dropped unlike yours.

what brain the person who made this obviously didn't have one

It's not her fault, betch.

Oooh, out of all of them, this one makes me the angriest.

Awww, he's sharing his fantasy of they way he wanted his last relationship to go.

Uh no we wouldn't buddy. Get your head out of your a*s.