Apparently, some men think if a woman wears an ankle bracelet, she is either a lesbian or a prostitute. And don't even ask them about those who carry around their stuff in a backpack instead of a purse!

These things sound unbelievable, but just take a look at the subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork and you'll discover that some guys have such wild misconceptions about females, it's like they're talking about an alien race.

I honestly don't know how they come up with such... theories. Maybe their ego couldn't handle a breakup, so they invented an explanation on why it was their partner's fault. Or maybe they're just following the wrong people on social media.

Either way, continue scrolling to check out the latest posts from r/NotHowGirlsWork and if you want more after you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier piece on the subreddit. Enjoy.

#1

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

So Apparently, Girls Can’t Wear Pants

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Nat Hedley
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing I don't give a toss about your archaic understanding of modesty.

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    #2

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    Because An Expensive Car Is Going To Make You Less Creepy

    ur-local-goblin Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, ol Patrick Bateman in his limo with his money was sooo good to those women. He sharpened his axe and laid out plastic, so thoughtful.

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    Some of the folks who end up on r/NotHowGirlsWork seem to be completely clueless about the woman's body. Which isn't really a surprise. General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda it's actually shocking how little men know about it.

    To illustrate her point, Gorfinkel highlighted a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. "The results were actually abysmal," the doctor said. "Well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

    #3

    Is There A Source For Women?

    Is There A Source For Women?

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men: [Say stupid things]. Me (also a man): Can I unsubscribe from this whole gender?

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    #4

    We're Not Dogs

    We're Not Dogs

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if their perfume is heavy enough....

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    #5

    Ideal Wife Criteria

    Ideal Wife Criteria

    ExpertAccident Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual heck? Who comes up with this?? W-o-w....

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    "There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low," Gorfinkel explained. "Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned."

    Gorfinkel thinks men have to educate themselves on women and their bodily functions for several reasons. "First on the list is, of course, sex because sexual characteristics define what genders are, and knowing more about a woman's body is the bedrock to great sex. [For example,] the vulva is on the outside and that's the part that touches clothing. The vulva actually has four parts. The mons (that's where the triangle of hair grows), the hairy outer labia and the hairless inner labia, and finally the clitoris. The vagina is simply a tube. It's a tube that connects the vulva to the opening of the uterus, the cervix, and the cervix can be felt actually when fingers are deep inside the vagina. And what is the clitoris? Its sole function is sexual pleasure. There is actually no such thing as a G spot and vaginal orgasms for the most part do not exist. The clitoris has twice the number of nerve endings that a penis does, and it is critical to the way most women will experience an orgasm."

    #6

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

    Well Done Buddy, You Just Figured Out That Human Beings Don’t Enjoy Being Insulted

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    #7

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

    Ladies, Be Warned About The Power Of Ankle Bracelets

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it keeps such guys away, I will wear one (or ten) at all times

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    #8

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

    Let’s Hope Lucifer Has A Big Party Planned For 2021

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that dude has at least the courtesy to just drop dead and don't hassle any hospital staff

    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No chance, that guy will be screaming at the top of his lungs for treatment and giving the nurses trying to help him a living hell. :(

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is a nurse. Now I understand the noises coming from the car when she goes to work. It's Lucifer rejoicing.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just take a second to appreciate the nursing degrees are one of the hardest degrees to get due to the huge wait-list in almost any college that has it. In some schools it's easier to get into med school.

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    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nurse said no to him, didn't she?

    Kate Micheals
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI Nursing School is one of the most difficult, condensed, high pressure accidemic programs you can find. This is coming from a nearly Doctorate educated Registered Nurse and Clinical Nurse Leader, as well as a former Level 2 Trauma Team Lead, US Army Soldier x8 years, and Air Traffic Controller x10 years. Get educated Fella.

    Rissie
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    4 years ago

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    Now, however wrong he is and how ever difficult you have perceived it, doesn't make your statement true. Programs for medical professionals like nurses start from mastering basic knowledge to being able to provide very specialized care and management skills. As with everything, we don't need everyone specialized in everything or as a manager. You also don't have to follow your career path to be highly offended by this asshole's statement. Everyone providing care should be. They don't even have to be people that want to "give". Just choosing to use the time you invest as a professional to take care of people who are sick and in need is just a dire need. Otherwise we would all have less time to work on what we do and would be not as efficient in taking care of common situations.

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    King Joffrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lucifer rejoices for every nurse he creates" - just imagine the dumpster fire in this guy's mind.

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shouldn't they join the police forces? easier, more unearned privilege, more firepower

    FloC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since when is it easy to get a nurse degree ??

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to talk about something easy to get that grants hella authority? Being a United States police officer. It takes like 6 months. If women really became nurses for the authority, they should have just become cops.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet he'll say male nurses are gay or feminine or something like that :D

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. the. Actual. F8ck. My mom was a nures b/c it was her vocation ---- from GOD ---- to tend the sick. She sacrificed (no, not goats) for it. And nursing degrees require more work than this tw*t thinks, so.... NO.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? My late Mom was a nurse, like I said, for 42 years. Her entire family was so proud of her! She even inspired one of my cousins to go into nursing -- and that cousin became an awesome RN with a career of over 40 years as well. Some of the most giving people on this planet, male or female, are RNs. They go through a hell of a lot of school and training, and schedule their entire lives around their careers, just so everyday people can get decent care when they are sick, having babies, recovering from surgery, whatever. Morons like this need the stupid slapped out of them, I swear.

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    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember that next time you're in the hospital, asswipe

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show this on his medical records and see how he feels. Because I'll bet that despite the insulting comments, the men and women who would be his nurses would still do their duty, because that's what they do.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTAF??? these just keep on getting crazier , these guys have never been laid for sure

    Ross Keim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it funnier that sexual prowess is the first thing everyone thinks of, because a male virgin is something to be ashamed of being right? Just as toxic

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    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k. Nursing school is highly competitive and not easy. Nursing is a very tough job that requires strength, compassion, and devotion and all that other nonsense he spewed is just laughable. Hopefully when he’s in hospice care no nurse shows up to change his diapers

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an RN. Memorizing all of the bones and muscles in the body plus their features and landmarks is not easy. It's a huge misconception that nurses control a lot. Everything is a doctors order or standing order. There's a reason I can't give you ice water, the doctor said no food or drink. It's not a sick game. I would however, suggest to the Dr. that this fu@kta%d get a CT of the head unless he has a known history of mental illness.

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parler is a treasure trove of this bullshit.

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Wow. Can't wait for him to be in ICU

    Lori Weishorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow ! I hope he only gets "male" nurses ~ (Wait ~ they won't want to tolerate him either!) What a asshole!!!!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sentence 1 = Wrong. Sentence 2 = Wrong. Sentence 3 = Oh so wrong. sentence 4 = Word salad. Sentence 5 = Seriously, do you even know what a nurse is?

    TexasPK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have several nurses in my family...male & female. While in hospitals, I have had both male & females nurses. Kudos to all the fearless nurses in this world who deal with stupidity such as this idiot spews.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucifer has lost his touch lately. Definitely off his evil. "I shall create......A NURSE! MWAHAHAHAAHA! And for my next trick, I shall create...A PUPPY!".

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy stopped breast feeding then?

    New Prometheus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what he thinks of soldiers, police, and guards?

    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I just don't understand how anyone can come to that conclusion. Being a nurse is a hard job and not just physically.

    Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are doctors, like, extra controlling?

    MrTir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bestow vast authority??? You mean I can inject you with the f* I want because I am a nurse (I am not, just for argument)? Or should you be grateful instead I take care of your sh*t being crushed under one of the hardest and most vital jobs around, while the doctors are paid way more with less labor?

    Jeri Woodrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is an RN. She knew from the time she was 15, that she wanted to be a nurse. She is a loving, giving, kind person who wants to HELP people., all people. It took her 6 years of college classes to get her pre requisites so she could APPLY to a nursing school because she also worked full time. She has been a nurse for a long time & she still loves it! I think God has created an extra special place for nurses! Especially during COVID-19, she and her colleagues work their butts off! And expose themselves to violent patients (men & women), or horrifically injured young children (abuse, car accidents,) and during the worst pandemic this world has ever seen. She mourns for the ones who don’t make it, like a gun shot victim. You work 3 consecutive 12 hour shifts, on your feet the whole time lifting patients (who aren’t petite), helping her colleagues with anything she can. She has mandatory training throughout the year, every year & goes in for those on her days off. Idiot!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with a lot of male nurses and it's true, they are barren.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nursing degrees are on the more difficult side. More women are admitted to hospitals than men (much of it being due to pregnancy and childbirth) so technically nurses have more control over women than over men. And plenty of nurses are also parents.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should come to my country where nurses are badly treated, overworked and underpaid and, since hardly anyone wants to do the job anymore, there are almost 30.000 vacancies. Sure, you better make sure you don't become a patient in a hospital, but hey, Lucifer can't rejoice.

    Ang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO, This guy is just looking for attention by spewing this bologna. At least I hope so...

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vast power but still has to listen to every doctor who barks orders at her all day.

    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what??? Then why are men nurses? This person has a screw loose.

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet Jesus! Is this guy even allowed out unsupervised??

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That souless wonder better pray he never ends up in my hospital while I am carrying an ice cold enema with his name on it.

    Liz Mary
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what does that say about male nurses?

    GoofyGoober
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh do you know how much respect someone with a degree deserves???

    Adele Xie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And men becoming critics takes no degrees at all! HAHAHHAHA-Lucifer

    Ivana Bogdan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? Nursing and health related occupations should be considered more like "angelic" than that. Once it means you have good heart (esp. if you helped wounded warriors). Since when it started to be frowned down?

    Mayrene Chester
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd better pray they have many male nurses when you need them

    Lawrence Cuddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wowoooo! Where did that come from.

    Michael Naretto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah those 16 hour days, seven days a week reek of control over people.

    Janet C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for "I"m an incel."

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are male nurses too, ya know. I bet you want the nurse who handles your prostate to have worked hard to acquires his or her nursing degree, right?

    MIA J RODRIGUEZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 years of college to be one of the least qualified nurses @-@. I barely made it through one year.

    enby from hell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FALSE a woman becomes a nurse bc she fuckign wants to

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barren, eh? My grandma had 6 kids & worked full time as a nurse her whole adult life until she retired in her 60s. By then her kids had made her a grandma of 14 grandkids. Soooo barren!

    KS Chin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to tell my daughter this

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is an assh*le who does not know the hard work every nurse does, not just their degree but the daily job. Nurses are in general the kindest and most empathetic people you will meet.

    Morgan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously?! Your head is screwed on backwards. Maybe a R.N. can help you.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a fool! F I were working and he came in, I’d determine he was constipated, and give him a huge, and I mean huge dose of laxatives that would keep him awake and shitting himself for 48 hours!

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope if he's ever in the position to need a catheter, he gets a nurse whose read this trash.

    Michelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of words for no one will f**k me

    Karen Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are even sicker than I first thought. Have the feeling this ignoramus could be dangerous.

    Lisa Larson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's EXACTLY why I became a Nurse.....Does the same apply to MALE Nurses?

    Monkeywrench Productions
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as i recall, the last two nurses ive had to deal with (one for surgery and one for vaccines) were both guys... your move

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow I didn't know the devil was into long term health care. Way to go buddy \m/

    Erika Haynes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never wanted to be a nurse until I saw this guy's post

    Erika Haynes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never wanted to be a nurse until I saw this dude's post

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that, though mythical, Lucifer is a male.

    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone has a projection problem,

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t wait for him and his attitude to end up in a nursing home.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go to the hospital when you're sick then, you don't want nurses around you.

    Karen Lyon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every once in awhile I get on a thread on a particular site, and have made references to my late Mom, who was a nurse for 42 years. Without fail, some douchebag rants like this in response -- doesn't say anything about the post or my comment, just does spews this kind of "triggered" BS about nurses. It's a really special level of stupid.

    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the man who is the oldest virgin in the world! Hope he continues to write more s**t like this for the rest of us to enjoy others utter stupity 😂😂😂

    Lisa Casserly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you could say that... until you are sick and need one of those organized women to help save your life or heal you. Lord have mercy.

    Triv
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where does that leave male nurses?

    Peter Spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope this guy gets psychological help for his obvious mental health problem.

    Pam Wilson-Hallinan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurses save lives! That nurse will see somethings wrong long before the doctor will. She's the one that calls/tells the doctor.

    Jennifer Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nursing degrees are SO not easy to acquire.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What level of insecure do you have to be?

    Veronica Vatter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really thinks nursing degrees are easy?

    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything in that little rant is just...wrong! On so many levels of wrongness.....

    Ahimsa Soul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One flew over the cuckoo's nest" just got the strangest, far-fetched review ever!🤪

    Rustyn Birch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaand we can all thank religion for a good deal of this mindset. The way he mentions Lucifer is pretty bizarro.

    TrashPandaSociety
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    Mamita
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man does not become a military because he wished to serve. He becomes one because he wishes to control. Military jobs are one of the easiest to acquire, yet bestow vast authority- and unearned priviledge - on the militant. Most importantly, they bestow power over human without the hassle of spreading love or building connections. It is a profession for barren, vicious control freaks, and Jennifer rejoices in every new militant she creates.

    Chris Hutchinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurses are the backbone of our NHS. I'll not hear a word said against them.

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucifer sounds like a swell guy!

    Anthony Picco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF this was true, I wouldn't blame women for that attitude... but it sure ain't true

    Unaffected
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 years of training and years of nursing.With this attitude I hope you'll never need us!

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most demented things I have ever read.

    Betsy Gee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did he come up with such an absurd view? Yikes

    InfectedVoice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha come on this satire, clearly.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a bitter, bad doctor who was called out by a nurse write this?

    Geoff Rogers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to see a mental health practioner. This is way beyond normal thought. Assuming it isn't a sad lonely worthless troll.

    i0ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...awwweee ,man,why dont you take your meds???!! -_-

    ravn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...wait until they find out that a high school diploma and 6 months academy training is all it takes to become a police officer.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whilst this IS completely wrong I must say that there ARE numerous examples of people choosing to work in the medical profession because they enjoy having control over others..

    Imma Letchoofinish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Nursing degrees are one of the easiest to acquire..' You sir, are an idiot.

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? And you know all this because you’re a nurse, or are you just an asswipe?? Next time you need medical care, go see a Veterinarian.

    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the same reason men become president?

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet you don't need a single day of college to be a police officer. Can we address that before calling all nurses vicious control freaks please?

    Lisa Mcateer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this person ever needs a nurse. I really hope one is not available

    Rowan Rychel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi my mums a nurse I am 11 freaking years old and I ament this dumb please do the world a favour and die

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you don't have to go to the hospital or the doctor. You might just run into one. Asshole.

    pebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?????? Is this a joke?

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us normal people all know that nurses are awesome. And never paid enough for the amazing work they do.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get thee out of my sight, O Minion of Satan!" "No painkillers, then? Are you sure? You're keeping the other patients from sleeping."

    Deep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the person takes an oath to neve ever use the services of those spawns of Lucifer whom people call nurses by mistake!! "Barren, vicious control freaks". Aww looks like a female nurse showed you the mirror and you couldn't believe the PoS you saw in the mirror.

    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY CAN'T WE SEE THEIR NAMES AND FACES? WHY ARE THESE CU*TS BEING PROTECTED?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if he wrote this because a nurse has been very nasty with him, but I bet after that any nurse will be tempted to be.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most thing you'll read here are said by young males. This, on the other hand, but be from a career politician.

    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the best women I've met in my life are nurses and they are so kind, generous, and submissive.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you wrote this? Or was Lucifer holding a gun to your head? (Blink once for yes, twice for yeah)

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    jean collier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a retired nurse I wwould like to suggest that this person is brain dead. Especially during the pandemic nurses are the ones who are there night & day. I don't know why I am writing thissince this pooster is without any human attributes & needs a good psychiatrist!!!

    Glenn Zoontjens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that nursing is one profession where women outnumber men, I hope he never needs the help of one of those angels. All of the nurses I know are empathetic, caring and frequently give of themselves far more than they are ever asked. This guy should crawl back under whatever rock he was hiding and then let it crush him.

    cheryl strickland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought nurses kept doctors from killing us. So where does lucifer stand on male nurses?

    Penelope Mays
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, NURSING DEGREES ARE NOT EASY TO GET!!!!!!!!!

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    Gorfinkel said that another reason to know a woman's body is for a man to better understand his own risks of sexually transmitted infections. For instance, the doctor offered to look at the most common STI, the human papillomavirus or HPV. "Most sexually active women will actually contract this at some point in their lifetime, and nearly all of them are not going to have symptoms from it. But men can get this HPV and it can cause men to develop cancer, including cancers of the penis, cancers of the anus and rectum, mouth, tongue, lips, esophageal and laryngeal cancer. Basically anywhere where there's a mucosa, a wet surface, it can result in HPV."

    "There are other STDs, such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes simplex, HIV, syphilis, hepatitis, and it's important for a person to see a doctor for regular checkups because so many of the diseases have no symptoms, at least half the time."

    And the third reason why men should know more about a woman's body is reproduction. But I sincerely hope this one is self-explanatory.

    #9

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    I’m No Expert But I Think It’s Because It Hurts????

    blackada Report

    #10

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    Wow, And I Never Even Knew

    brosley77 Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's for the dildo collection

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    #11

    No Chili For You

    No Chili For You

    1251isthetimethati Report

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no Pink Tax! That's...progress, right?

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    Then there are the typical incels or nice guys. Counsellor & Psychotherapist Tati Silva told Bored Panda in an interview for an earlier piece that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

    “According to Dr. Glover, a nice guy has a sinister side. In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend, for him that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

    Silva said that misogyny occurs unconsciously, connecting with hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure they trusted. Of course, there are exceptions. “This doesn't apply to everyone, there are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be ok to be put in the friend-zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back.”

    I'm just sorry women have to deal with these men both in real life and online.

    #12

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    Hear That, Extroverted Girls? You Lost Your Soul

    ExpertAccident Report

    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the person, wo wrote this lost his soul.

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    #13

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    Pollution Is Everywhere Nowadays

    YaBoiRexTillerson Report

    #14

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    Lmao This Man Has Truly Ascended

    ArcherBTW Report

    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah....ummmm..... anybody of any pronoun will can say and will say how a persons is acting...a hole ....b hole...d hole... all people can and will react. And if they don't they are thinking it. Cause I've learned in some countries women aren't aloud to speak ill about a man but I know they thinking it if they can't express it

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    #15

    This Raises So Many Questions

    This Raises So Many Questions

    reddit.com Report

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever came up with this has to be an incel

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    #16

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    That’s Not How Any Of This Works

    freyday18 Report

    #17

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    Yes Because I Actually Want A Completely Dependent Creature At A Time Where I Can't Even Afford My Own Food, That's Why I Have A Cat

    MugBugBabe Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm a dude then with my highly trained 140lb Presa Canario.... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ wtf

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    #18

    Yikes

    Yikes

    unroja Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was vaguely amusing until I got to the "common uses" part. That part is straight b.s. and whoever wrote that now deserves a throat punch and a chair to the head.

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    #19

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    Found On A Girls vs. Boys Meme. I Guess All Women Share All The Same Musical Taste And Political Beliefs?

    atlascactus Report

    lunar eclipse
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never listened to rap or hiphop. I’ve always loved slow, melancholic or soothing piano and violin.

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    #20

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    Someone Please Explain To Me Why Men Are So Insistent On Making Claims And Assumptions About Spaces They've Never Been In?!

    kitkatkidders Report

    #21

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    Guess I’m Brainwashed

    ExpertAccident Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, washing our brains clean of nonsense and toxicity

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    #22

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    Are You Talking About Magpies Or Women?

    genius23sarcasm Report

    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i‘m sure it‘s got to be magpies. though i admit a like sparkly things as well. it doesn‘t distract me from doing my work though.

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    #23

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Good Thing We Always Smell Nice Because We're Totally Insufferable

    Meshuggah_and_Spice Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men like this are offal. Really really offal.

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    #24

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    Something Tells Me This Person Has Never Had A Girlfriend

    I_am_catcus Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! I should have offered my lotion? Not pee on his leg????? Dammit

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    #25

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    Btw This Guy Still Believes That Arranged Marriages Are The Way To Go

    ExpertAccident Report

    #26

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Yeah Sure Buddy, 15 Guys

    Tiiiiinaaa Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to check his basement . . .

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    #27

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    "Women Are Children You Can Have Legal Sex With"

    eternalFountain Report

    #28

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    You’ve Heard It Here Folks... I Guess Lesbian Sex Don’t Exist

    CinnamonBomb Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just semantics though. In many languages sex was short for sexual intercourse and specifically meant penetration of the vagina by a penis. Now that we are more open about genders, sexual preferences and 'the deed' itself, sex is usually seen as more than just penis/vagina action.

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    #29

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    "This Tweet Is From 1834"

    Limscat , twitter.com Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only need to look at the countries with female leaders during covid , heres a hint , they're doing better than male run countries

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    #30

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    I Don't Think This Guy Has Ever Had A Girlfriend

    mi11haus Report

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, when women want a guy to look at their boobs, they take their shirt off. It sounds like maybe this has never happened to you, because no woman has ever wanted you to look at her boobs.

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    #31

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    Protect Her From Overthinking...?

    ExpertAccident Report

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my second husband tried this crap on me. I've been happily divorced for 6 years.

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    #32

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Because All Girls Spend All The Money

    Kittyamaze1 Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm salty because women only spend time with me, when it's paid for."

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    #33

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    A Clip Of A Hunting Shark Somehow Turned It Into This

    IAmSoStupid05 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front bumper several months back, and the cctv, and the young guy who got convicted (or at least the judge who heard the case lol) would beg to differ

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    #34

    Uh, No We Aren't

    Uh, No We Aren't

    ExpertAccident Report

    #35

    Not How Lesbians Work

    Not How Lesbians Work

    RabbitEatsCarrots Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a douche , pull your head out your azz

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    #36

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    Women Who Own Horses Aren't "Wife Material"

    complexpigeons Report

    #37

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    This Showed Up On My Facebook Memories So I Can’t Recall What Book It’s From, But I Know It’s From An 11th C. Text

    kilotangoalpha Report

    Cheri Aline Sydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great.... Now we're looking to the 11th century for understanding, advice and unequivocal knowledge about women... "HELLO ! ".. We're in the 21st century...The past is fine for understaning the continuum, but keeping your eyes only on the rear-view mirror will just cause you to run into and over everything in front of you... I'm opting to take the knowledge we've gathered over the last 10 centuries to form a more informed and well-rounded view ...of both women and men !

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    #38

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

    How About Let Her Be Her Own Person?

    ExpertAccident Report

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    #39

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    Oh, So That's The Reason Why I'm Bad At Math! I'm A Woman. Obviously

    StarknightTheBest Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they use "family Court" as the basis for the observations.... Aka divorce/custody court. Im guessing the "model citizen man" is getting divorced.

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    #40

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    Had To Repost, But Girls Just *love* Being Stalked

    RokeEvoker Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't dumb, this is dangerous.

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    #41

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    A Lady Was Play Metallica On A Guitar And I Found This Gem In The Comments

    Skullkiddtheslav69 Report

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure....metal in the shape of a knife burried in your knee....back to listening to Rammstein.

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    #42

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    Save Women From Our Inability To Social Distance!

    grumpymom247 Report

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm perfectly happy being in self quarantine and socially distant. I hate everyone, so this has been a godsend. I dread going back to the office. Ugh, just thinking about having to make smalltalk and I can feel my BP going up.

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    #43

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    Or, Maybe We Don’t Want To Be Baby Incubators, Crazy I Know

    ExpertAccident Report

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just maybe, most men and women are happy now as they are, and aren't 'brainwashed' OR 'emasculated' and the poster is angry his bros aren't as miserable as he is?

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    #44

    Nothowlesbianswork

    Nothowlesbianswork

    sadmusicianhours Report

    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy needs a strap on rammed up his ärse.

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    #45

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Men Getting Triggered Over Women. Pretty Sure A Lot Of Women Talked To Him About Their Hobbies Or Interests, Or Anything At All

    Elisa-Allin-666 Report

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right - those girls the poster has been following online don't do "gym, Instagram and makeup" as their hobbies. They do it professionally and the most successful of them are literally millionaires.

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    #46

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    Does He Think Women Would Just Strut Around Butt Naked Without Men?

    InvisibleBookend Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean I might strut around butt naked in my house... So.... Idk.... Hahaha

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    #47

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Dude On Yt Doesn't Understand Female Attraction

    Luna_17134 Report

    Stephanie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious since I know plenty of women who gag over the thought of men lol

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    #48

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    Today I Found Out I Can’t Work More Than 8 Hours

    dorkjaden Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to have a demonstration. He could come over after work and show his stamina by doing the dishes, go grocery shopping, take out the garbage, mop the floors and scrub the toilet.

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    #49

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    You’re Single, A Woman, And Use The Internet? Freakin Wh*re

    ExpertAccident Report

    #50

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    On A Post About A Woman Police Officer Being Attacked Whilst At Work. This Person Claimed That Women Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Do “Male Only” Jobs And Should Be At Home Looking After Their Kids

    TheWarmestHugz Report

    #51

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    Do They Think Our Cars Run On Espresso?

    CurrentlyARaccoon Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? I don't even know what that means. The world over the roads are blocked by cars that have run out of petrol with women inside happily sipping a cappucino?

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    #52

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    This Guy's Answer To Who His Perfect Companion Would Be

    Mirinora Report

    #53

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Apparently, Women Don't Have Hobbies Unless They Are Copying Men

    Chocolate_Donuts Report

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my hobby of doing elaborate acrylic finger nails I got from a man?

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    #54

    Women Are Chickens

    Women Are Chickens

    --penis-- Report

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what chickens actually do, but okay...

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    #55

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    I Guess We’re All Government Agents?

    ecstaticegg Report

    Ceredwyn Ealanta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I have approached American men, but I live in a tourist town down a confusing road, and they are usually standing there with a map looking lost and I like to help...

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    #56

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    I Think These Fellas Missed One Of The Major Themes In Mad Men

    BigFuturology Report

    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had both female and male managers. I cannot for the life of me see a common thread in their behaviours as managers. I've a psycho female manager and a psycho male manager. I've had a good comprehensive female manager and a good comprehensive male manager. I've see both sexes go completely berserk over a tiny problem to the point of raising their voices, while making wild gestures with their arms or leaving a meeting abruptly and slamming the door. I would love for good or bad managers to be easily distinguishable by genre, but alas it does nto work like that in my experience.

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    #57

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    These Words Of Wisdom From A Real Casanova

    bookluvr83 Report

    Aroha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who is the insecure one in this scenario... Hmmmmmm?

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    #58

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    Apparently, Women Can't Have A Big Group Of Friends

    SulitzerCircle Report

    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put me with ten other men and I'm sure I'll think at least a couple of them are morons. It's just statistics.

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    #59

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    This Is A Legit Sign My Dad Has On The Side Of His Gun Safe

    toasterchan1 Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you're elderly and incapacitated by a stroke will your gun work itself to the bone day and night looking after you for love?

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    #60

    The Irony In The Last Point

    The Irony In The Last Point

    alexjames45 Report

    Commander OwO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of people that agreed with this makes me lose more faith in humanity

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    #61

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    Because We Go To The Gyno To Get Off, I Guess

    miniwhiz Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole wrist? Dude, just... NO!

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    #62

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    Just Thought You'd All Like To Know We Are Insecure

    lepkep Report

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The need for you to believe that claiming equality between women and men is just feminine propaganda shows how insecure you are.

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    #63

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    What, You Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor? How Boring!

    Myamoxomis Report

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I fully support this - OP is self-identifying as a jerk early in the relationship, saving everyone's time.

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    #64

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    I've Never Met A Single Woman Who's Done This Save Actual Children

    Nana_knows Report

    #65

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    Women Don’t Blame Them Self For Anything By Nature

    SnooRegrets7064 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell I've been doing it all wrong, sorry pandas! Wait...but I just did it...am I male? I can't possibly be female and human, that's nonsense

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    #66

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    Uh, No, No To All Of This

    aliengames666 Report

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally no one gives a crap how tall a woman's partner is, except for superficial assholes.

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    #67

    Naturally Manipulative

    Naturally Manipulative

    ExpertAccident Report

    Pedro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *things an ünfuckable douche canoe might say.

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    #68

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    Did You Know We All Secretly Hate Each Other?

    globewithwords Report

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an unfortunate element of truth to this. Generally, because positions for women are so limited, it's greater competition. These women are hostile because they've learned that's the only way to make progress in a male-dominated environment (or worse - the old boys club attitude).

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    #69

    Imagine

    Imagine

    Elvishgirl Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that women are meant to stay at home and raise babies was created during the industrial revolution. Before that, women worked like men (mostly agriculture) and children were cared for by the extended family as a group.

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    #70

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    This Is Why I Don’t Go On Fb Anymore

    Friendsafari914 Report

    Ellen Ranks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don not even understand what is written here.

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    #71

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

    Apparently Self-Deprecation Is A Soly Male Trait

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    #72

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

    Only Insecure Woman Want Guys Who Are Funny

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

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    #73

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

    Says The Guy Constantly Bitching Online

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    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he misspelt 'women can share their problems with one another and therefore have a stronger support network, rather than telling each other to' man up' and 'get over it' '

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