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Oxford Languages defines a sign as “an object, quality, or event whose presence or occurrence indicates the probable presence or occurrence of something else.” Signs are informational and usually short and precise. 

However, from time to time people may take some creative liberty at creating signs or they don’t really know what they are doing, so these signs become even more interesting. A group on Facebook is filled with signs that make no sense, have grammatical errors or include funny imagery, so Bored Panda collected some of the funniest that were shared there. 

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Will Cable
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understand why people move to villages and rural areas and complain about church bells or roosters etc. The same sort live near airports them moan about the sound of aircraft. It is a wonder they don't complain if they go swimming because the water is wet.

Hugh Cookson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonderful ; I'll tell the story of a Londoner who decided to buy a rural property next to mine then proceeded to p**s off all of her neighbours - including the farmer 3 doors away - about the smell of the country. She lasted a year, the final straw being that the local farmer spread some really, really well rotted chickenshit on the field behind her property ; eyewateringly smelly stuff. She really didn't understand why no one liked her - idiot.

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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, where else do the baby cows come from?

tuzdayschild
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live near Oceana Naval Air Base in Virginia Beach. I am always amazed at the people who move near this air base and complain about jet noise. The base has been there since 1943.

We Were On A Break!
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can imagine the Karen next door protesting about the animals sex and that her children should not be witnessing such behaviors in their neighborhood

Blackstone
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand the excessive sheltering. I'd rather my kid learn about the birds and the bees from the birds and bees, let it open age appropriate discussions of it early and destigmatize asking questions about it, than to leave her completely unprepared and scared to discuss it with me when she's older.

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funkybluegirl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny (yet, sad that it is necessary), but it, totally, makes sense.

Fester Sixonesixonethree
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Chicago, a building right next to one of the hottest dance clubs in Boys Town went condo... and buyers complained about the music blaring from the dance club. [Shrug]

PolymathNecromancer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I moved next to a farm so I *could* have outdoor sex

PolymathNecromancer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being able to make funny sounds and smell bad is just a bonus

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Vicko Fidelis
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems like living near the farm is good

Gg
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Signed a petition in my town for a nursery (garden center) that had been around for a hundred years that was told to cease operations due to the new neighbors complaining of fertilizer smell. It was the silliest thing I ever heard.

Christian Miller Dunbar
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because some people aren't satisfied unless they can whiiiiiiiiiine

The other-other David Wong
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My new neighbors built a house where it shouldn’t be and called the police on our other neighbors for having a fire in their own fire pit. Makes no sense

Vicki Perizzolo
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have roosters around - they have no idea what time it is... I wouldn't care except at 3 a.m even they should be asleep... someone needs to put curtains on their coops!

Bobby
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Common Karens, "Oh kids making too much noise." "Ma'am it's park, Children play here. Children make noises.' Karen, But.....

Wolf127
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true and rant to all the Karens who buy a property in the farmlands and b***h forever about everything that she should,have expected.

DJR
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People move next to outdoor shooting ranges then complain about the noise... while continuing to vote for politicians that make noise suppressors as hard to get as a machine gun.

Bryn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of when people moved next to a bar and complained about the drunk people.

Limey
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Near me, some people with little kids built a house on a county route with a speed limit of 50 mph and immediately put up printed signs “slow down, children playing!”

Shelby Minchew
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, you'd think that goes without saying... but who knows nowadays...

Asterisk
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a story behind that sign.

Epona
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I copy/pasted the text from the sign into Word® to try to fix the spacing but when I went to add the picture to my comment it showed the link as red text and didn't show up. How do I add the picture without that happening? It's a PNG. Is that the problem?

Epona
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3 years ago

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The Facebook group is simply called Signs and currently has 1,200 members. It was created in 2016 and everyone can join it to enjoy its content, which is “Signs: weird, strange, funny and unusual signs found around the country,” as it is specified in the group’s description.

Bored Panda got in touch with one of the administrators of the group, Alan Littlefield, and we found out that the page is based in Cape Town in South Africa. That is where it originated as well.

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    Strings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local Harley shop has several old bikes on a sky track, displaying about 25 feet in the air. There's also a pig with wings on that track ("you can buy a Harley when pigs fly")

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    Alan told us a bit more about how the page started: “After my wife passed away I decided to travel and see my own beautiful country. So I became a coddiwompler. During my travels I saw weird and strange signs, including traffic signs that never made sense, all over the place. I decided to take photos of them for a collection I started. After a year or so I decided to share some of the idiocy behind the signs I saw along the road. Hence, I started the Signs Facebook page.”

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or in many cities, "Drive and have your wheels and suspension broken by potholes and the underside of your car mangled by speedhumps"

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    At first Alan was the only one posting photos and only his close friends were in the group because he was only experimenting with the page, but now it’s grown to a community where the creator doesn’t have to contribute as much because it keeps on going on itself.

    The page activity section shows that in the last week, 25 new members joined the group and in the last month there were 36 new posts shared.

    The moderators of the page don't allow marketing or advertising because the page is just for fun. “Mostly the page puts a smile and some humor in people's lives. Included in this is the stupidity of officialdom.”

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    Glen Knox Report

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grrr bark woof-woof. i wanna be a good boy

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    Maria DeStefano Report

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest it was only a little horse :(

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    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They deserve that spot! Its not easy going down the freeway on a wheelchair.

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    Some of the signs in this list are quite absurd as some of them include road signs, which are there to make sure traffic is smooth and safe. However, unusual road signs can be dangerous as they are distracting.

    Some of the signs are actually meant to be funny and if they ended up on the Facebook page, they reached their goal. In other cases, it seems that the creators of these signs weren’t really thinking about how their message would be perceived or they make you wonder what prompted certain signs to be put up.

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many Karens would try to enforce this. 🤔

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    Glen Knox Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to run faster than the bull. You have to run faster than the person you're with.

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously how did you not know you never seen red squirrel drag racing

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    Bored Panda has even more articles containing weird and funny signs. When you’re done with this list, you might be interested in funny church signs or a list of the most confusing signs that you would like to hear the origin story of.  

    When you’re done with this list, also leave us your thoughts, share any crazy signs that you have seen and show us which ones you found the most amusing by upvoting them.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same sign in my room. You can buy it on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/CVNDKN-UNIONA-Fashion-Trespassing-Hiding/dp/B07SH423Y4/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1ITRBZJG052EF&keywords=no+trespassing+we%27re+tired+of+hiding+the+bodies+metal+sign&qid=1669995859&sprefix=no+trespassing+sign+we%27re+%2Caps%2C569&sr=8-3)

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    Barry Laing Report

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    Ashley Overton Report

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    Eric Nagel Report

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    Planet Beer Report

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so its gerry on satrday sadie you take sundays father larry you take mondays after you services

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    Bruce Beyer Report

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this even more because 'git' is British slang for 'jerk'

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    Glen Knox Report

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    Good Things Guy Report

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    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many accidents are caused by drivers checking the time??

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    English Whirled Wide Report

    Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shi- SOMEONE HELP ME I ACCIDENTLY FLUSHED MY HOPES AND DREAMS

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    Glen Knox Report

    Lazy PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the l. Notice there is no “P” or “Poo” in it. Let’s keep it that way!

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    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang it i guess i cant bring my machine gun

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    Africa, this is why I live here Report

    Fabian Bernard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not beyond the sign, so technically he's right

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    Decade Rs Cholkha Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is a translation error. It should read "eating on rug strictly prohibited". Because many people in India just sit down on the floors in their homes to eat, ie: without table and chairs. So the airport wants to make sure noone does it there.

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never leave my drink unattended. Either drink it up or order another one when you come back.

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    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on Barbra it’s a sport! I should be allowed to do it!

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lucid dreaming is just not advanced enough for this

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    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do those bottom ones possibly mean?!?!?! /s

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Dear ; this sort of sums up vast swathes of the USA and also explains the popularity of #45 amongst others .... So sad for this once wonderful country and its people (or ignorant backwater - you decide)

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us shorties get blamed for freaking everything.

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    Catlady6000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...is that the name of the beer or the bar?

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    Glen Knox Report

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellow children, we are ALWAYS eating breakfast.

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    Kelli Mitchell-Digges Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they got tired of cleaning behind the toilets in the men's room.

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lifelong aversion to violence.. a mistrust of authority and a determination not to become my parents.

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