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When you become a parent, time (in retrospect) seems to go by faster. You're doing your thing - changing diapers, pushing a stroller around, doing mounds of laundry- and BAM, it hits you...that moment of clarity and sobering reality that your life is not just yours anymore.
Well, I've been getting more and more of those moments as my son gets older... and you know what? I wouldn't trade them for anything.
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#1
He Sleeps Wherever The Hell He Wants, Including On Top Of Me
Final score:
120points
Daniel Losinger 7 years ago
Baby Suffocation Deaths From Co-Sleeping https://www.webmd.com/baby/news/20180212/baby-suffocation-deaths-from-cosleeping-rise
Jaded Queen 5 years ago
Co sleeping doesn't cause suffocation . Keeping the baby in different room causes attachment issues as they have to self soothe. Get your head together. Baby needs support atleast for the 1st 6-7 years. Anybody who does anything else is harming there baby.
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Dennis Fernandez 7 years ago
So are we going to talk about who took the photo? It's perfectly aligned.
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#2
He Unknowingly Threatens Me With A Meltdown Of Epic Proportions So He Can Do What He Wants
Final score:
119points
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
He knows exactly what he's doing haha!
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jenna 7 years ago
I love this picture, actually, it shows creativity! As long as he doesn't think his bottoms are up there :).
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
The print would surely make a nice beanie haha
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#3
He Designs But Doesn't Build His Own Train Tracks
Final score:
101points
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
haha I got a long way to go then!
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Azure Adams 7 years ago
My brother did the same thing with his train tracks. He's now 22 and in college and denies it
#4
That Time We Rode An Escalator One Thousand Times Just Because He Wanted To
Final score:
100points
Rebekah 7 years ago
I think this is every parent with a toddler at an airport. I have done more escalator and moving sidewalk "rides" than I could count.
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
Not sure what it is about them! The wonder of moving without moving I suppose??
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Gabrielle Causey 7 years ago
I would go up and down the elevators forever while my parents chatted with one another and held my hands. It was the most exciting ride!
mewmew34 7 years ago
Why does the escalator not have steps? Never seen one that was just a ramp before.
Mika N 7 years ago
I think it's not slanted, just the angle of the picture? It's hard to tell though. Might be a flat moving sidewalk like at airports.
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KT Trondsen 7 years ago
Oh yes, my son loves the escalators. WHen we go to a mall with one we do that for an hour each time lol
MBZ MetalsmithArtist 7 years ago
Yup, here in Tucson AZ it gets too hot to be outside in the summer- so you have to look for big air conditioned spaces...One of my favorite activities to do with my energetic toddler was to go escalatoring at the mall...and I was not alone! There was often 4-5 other families with the same idea. The challenge was to get out of there without being lured into unnecessary purchases
#5
Best Place To Sit
Final score:
100points
David Cahyo 7 years ago
I remember when i was a kid i like to sleep in my mother's clean laundries (especially bedsheets) and my mom would be angry lol
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
At least it's got a fresh-smelling warm cushion under him
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#6
Planks + Pushups Are Hard With A Toddler On Your Back. He Don't Give A Sh!t
Final score:
94points
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
Sad days ahead as they melt away
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He's always pleased with himself!!!
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#7
His Kitchen, His Pizza. His Way. All Day
Final score:
85points
#8
85% Of The Suitcase Space Belongs To Him
Final score:
74points
#9
He Likes My Company, Particularly After He's Done A Massive Poop
Final score:
70points
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
I'll try to keep that in mind :P
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#10
He's Not Into Shows Like Breaking Bad Or Homeland, So We Just Watch Thomas The Tank Engine Instead. On Repeat
Final score:
66points
Gabrielle Causey 7 years ago
The deadness in your eyes speaks volumes. I, too, wish that Thomas would run off a cliff.
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
hahaha. Thomas is SO creepy. I don't get how he's so popular!!
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Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
Your co-viewing choices are definitely limited when they're small, buuut it's better not to expose them to the violence of Homeland!
Jonathan Jui (Submission author) 7 years ago
TRUE. I can't wait to watch more exciting things with him!
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Luke Barricks 7 years ago
OMG I died laughing when I saw the dude sitting in the seat on the other side ;D
Azure Adams 7 years ago
Thomas the Tank Engine is the least annoying tot show out there. It was my brothers favorite and now my nephews. Keeps them quiet, has a decent plot, cute, and good songs
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Emily Rose 7 years ago
I love that you have the actual pictures too.. you look like an amazing family! Thanks for sharing!
Ntosh 7 years ago
From these you seem like an awesome dad who is involved and active in his son's life. Your son is very lucky to have you. There are so many absent fathers nowadays, some are absent even though they live with their kids, it is sad. I respect and commend you sir. I hope your boy turns out to be like you or even more
SanchaTheSeeker 7 years ago
When eating watermelon, my brother would eat the rind instead. This was when he was 3 so basically a toddler
Omar Fayyad 7 years ago
Woww what an amazing family,by the way best illustrations I've ever seen
Emily Rose 7 years ago
I love that you have the actual pictures too.. you look like an amazing family! Thanks for sharing!
Ntosh 7 years ago
From these you seem like an awesome dad who is involved and active in his son's life. Your son is very lucky to have you. There are so many absent fathers nowadays, some are absent even though they live with their kids, it is sad. I respect and commend you sir. I hope your boy turns out to be like you or even more
SanchaTheSeeker 7 years ago
When eating watermelon, my brother would eat the rind instead. This was when he was 3 so basically a toddler
Omar Fayyad 7 years ago
Woww what an amazing family,by the way best illustrations I've ever seen
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