When you become a parent, time (in retrospect) seems to go by faster. You're doing your thing - changing diapers, pushing a stroller around, doing mounds of laundry- and BAM, it hits you...that moment of clarity and sobering reality that your life is not just yours anymore.


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Well, I've been getting more and more of those moments as my son gets older... and you know what? I wouldn't trade them for anything.

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#1 He Sleeps Wherever The Hell He Wants, Including On Top Of Me

He Sleeps Wherever The Hell He Wants, Including On Top Of Me

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Rainbow_Gal05 6 months ago

aww

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#2 He Unknowingly Threatens Me With A Meltdown Of Epic Proportions So He Can Do What He Wants

He Unknowingly Threatens Me With A Meltdown Of Epic Proportions So He Can Do What He Wants

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Me 6 months ago

He has to learn... And it's pretty stylish

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#3 He Designs But Doesn't Build His Own Train Tracks

He Designs But Doesn't Build His Own Train Tracks

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Sarah Kim 6 months ago

The exact same with my brother! (He's 9 now)

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#4 That Time We Rode An Escalator One Thousand Times Just Because He Wanted To

That Time We Rode An Escalator One Thousand Times Just Because He Wanted To

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Rebekah 6 months ago

I think this is every parent with a toddler at an airport. I have done more escalator and moving sidewalk "rides" than I could count.

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#5 Best Place To Sit

Best Place To Sit

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Rebekah 6 months ago

What a doll.

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#6 Planks + Pushups Are Hard With A Toddler On Your Back. He Don't Give A Sh!t

Planks + Pushups Are Hard With A Toddler On Your Back. He Don't Give A Sh!t

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Rebekah 6 months ago

I love toddler chubby legs. Too cute.

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#7 His Kitchen, His Pizza. His Way. All Day

His Kitchen, His Pizza. His Way. All Day

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Ana 6 months ago

that's a weird looking pizza but congrats

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#8 85% Of The Suitcase Space Belongs To Him

85% Of The Suitcase Space Belongs To Him

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PyroarRanger 6 months ago

Must bring turtle ;)

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#9 He Likes My Company, Particularly After He's Done A Massive Poop

He Likes My Company, Particularly After He's Done A Massive Poop

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Darliea 6 months ago

I love the crossed eyes on Cartoon Dad.

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#10 He's Not Into Shows Like Breaking Bad Or Homeland, So We Just Watch Thomas The Tank Engine Instead. On Repeat

He's Not Into Shows Like Breaking Bad Or Homeland, So We Just Watch Thomas The Tank Engine Instead. On Repeat

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Gabrielle Causey 6 months ago

The deadness in your eyes speaks volumes. I, too, wish that Thomas would run off a cliff.

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