Did you know that hippos attract mates by peeing, elephants only sleep two hours a night, and male bees are locked out of the hive during winter?

I’m a writer and illustrator living in the Netherlands, and I draw sad animal facts. I’ve spent the last three years researching and illustrating sad facts about adorable animals and sharing them online.

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Aaron Kara 10 months ago

...That sounds amazing

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Andrius 10 months ago

If I was a mouse, my friends would be hella depressed

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Hope Floats 10 months ago

People need to feed grey squirrels more often... 🌳🌳🌳🌳

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Andrius 10 months ago

Looks like I'm a bird

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David Toh 10 months ago

lol the caption

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Aunt Messy 10 months ago

Not true. Cats have definite preferences for various people, and I know for a fact that one of ours likes men because of their deeper voices. Plus, mine come running when I talk to them.

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pomme 10 months ago

Same haha

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

Love Bites!

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Daria B 10 months ago

Me too, bambee... Me too.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

I learned that years from Tom and Jerry cartoon!

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Alia G. 10 months ago

They’re really cute...

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 10 months ago

Which is why they breed like.... they breed a lot.

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

Question is - why sleeping birds cry, nightmares may be eh?

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Neeraj Jha 10 months ago

Cut throat competition... quite literally.

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Teish 10 months ago

So can humans

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Bored Bear 10 months ago

I'm a strong independent female cheeta!

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Miklós Nagy 10 months ago

Erm, thats true for every rodent. And you should've learn it in elementary school.

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LittleGrayMouse 10 months ago

But they have learned what tones we can hear, so when they trust us and want to communicate with us, they actually use those tones! Elephants are incredibly smart animals (and very very interesting)

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 10 months ago

That's my plan.

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Heidrance 10 months ago

"fine. you can walk home, beaches!"

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CelSlade 10 months ago

What we did to that species....

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Pamela24 10 months ago

That's more than I can...

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 10 months ago

Join the club, my simian friend.

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Alusair Alustriel 10 months ago

Creepers :x

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Madalina Stanciu 10 months ago

he should work out more

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

Hedgehogs are one of cutest animals I have ever sheltered.

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jenna 10 months ago

That is called "solidarity". Wished humans had more of it.

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Danish Dynomummy 10 months ago

Me too

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HeatherJ 10 months ago

And we all know this from watching April last year.

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Tyler Duffy 10 months ago

Like a boss

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KamiSlayer 10 months ago

Just think about it: these male birds can puke on a female and the female will STILL mate with them. Meanwhile, you're single and scrolling through sad animal facts on bored panda.

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Neeraj Jha 10 months ago

For me it's: "Tikkas before Chicas"

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Robert 10 months ago

A "cry" not the act of "crying"

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Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago

So essentially, they found a floating and living cucumber!

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MJ 10 months ago

Politicians do that year-round...

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LittleGrayMouse 10 months ago

So do most fish

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Johanna Zamora 10 months ago

Some species do this. Some flee. Some kick your proverbial butt

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hawkeyefan95IA 10 months ago

He wants all the attention 🤷🏻

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jenna 10 months ago

Nijntje! You are a true Dutchman :).

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rihana r 10 months ago

As opposed to popular baboons?who cleans them?

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GlassOfWater 10 months ago

That is the best drawing of a leopard I have ever seen XD

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Suzi Gauthier 10 months ago

Well, have you seen their crowded living quarters? I'd want some alone time too!

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