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I’m Shawn, a computer programmer who really likes coffee and moonlights as an artist who’s absolutely obsessed with it.

In 2017, I started a little web comic/art brand in an effort to carve out some time in my busy schedule to be creative on a daily basis. Coffee time was the best time to get a drawing session in, so why not make the whole thing about coffee? Coffee had also been a significant part of my professional life, from one of my first jobs as a barista to later developing websites for famous espresso machine brands and beyond.

I eventually branded my caffeinated creativity "Coffee Hotline", and while it is unfortunately not a phone number that you can call to instantly find hot coffees near you, I like to think it represents the connections coffee makes in all of our lives through creativity and community. I've had the joy of connecting with so many amazing people through this project: artists, baristas, coffee entrepreneurs, comic fans, and more.

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A Suspicious Coffee Cup

A Suspicious Coffee Cup

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Garthus Andicus
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2 years ago

Lol I get it, "Dishonesty."

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    A Meme About Waking Up

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    Katy Klessig
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Soooo, no coffee needed?

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    #3

    Is A Latte Proud Of Its Art?

    Is A Latte Proud Of Its Art?

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    Trish Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This killed me

    #4

    Cool Coffee Facts!

    Cool Coffee Facts!

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    Jay Quiñones
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This is cool..😆

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    Magic poodle
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    2 years ago

    Yes

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    #6

    Breakfast Incognito

    Breakfast Incognito

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    Garthus Andicus
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I usually just pour my milk in the box and eat it that way.

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    #7

    It's Okay To Condensate

    It's Okay To Condensate

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    Lev Borovoi
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So God's cousin is a triple-soy latte blah blah blah?

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    #9

    Power Up With Coffee!

    Power Up With Coffee!

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    Karen Timmons
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oops

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    Non-Compostable Disposable Cups Are Trash!

    Non-Compostable Disposable Cups Are Trash!

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago

    See you again after I'm recycled, though you may not recognize my new persona.

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    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Eddie Izzard: "I like my coffee like I like my women... in a plastic cup."

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    13

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    the more i see it, the more i think it was in purpose... :)

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago

    Some would make fun of people who insist on filling them with elaborate, nitpicky combinations of ingredients with the specificity of a chemist handling toxins and think that makes them chic.

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    Aggressively Generous Roommate

    Aggressively Generous Roommate

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yes, I do want a piece of you, with a cup of your friend to wash you down. That sentence didn't sound quite so weird in my head.

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    Karnevil4
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    2 years ago

    Ranger Rick🦝

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    When I was about five, I was allowed to have "coffee" whenever we went camping. Basically, a mug of milk with a teaspoon of (liquid, not beans) coffee mixed in. By the time I was ten or eleven, I would drink sweetened coffee with milk occasionally. In high school one Saturday morning, helping to assemble the band's fundraising pizzas, I found the only drink provided was black coffee. I've been drinking it black ever since, although sometimes I'll add cream and sugar for a dessert coffee.

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    #17

    What Kinds Of Books Would Coffee Read?

    What Kinds Of Books Would Coffee Read?

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago

    Don't know what coffee mugs would read, but juice glasses probably prefer pulp fiction.

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    #18

    Monday's Are Extra

    Monday's Are Extra

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    ... go back to bed, you lunatics ...

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    #19

    My Best Dad Joke

    My Best Dad Joke

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    Lexekon
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    2 years ago

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    I dunno, the sympathy for the barista kinda vanishes if they really did it wrong, to the point that customer no longer enjoys it. First the wrong order, now an inaccessible one. Feels like the customer was being trolled.

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    Magic poodle
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Right......

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nope, it speaks truth, that's dead coffee stew, not fit to imbibe

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    It may well be more sugar than honey in the bear jar

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    don't listen, if you love it, do it !

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    #24

    I've Only Had One Cup Of Coffee Today (3 Times)

    I've Only Had One Cup Of Coffee Today (3 Times)

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    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My one cup is just big enough for 3 normal sized cups

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Kidneys. Eventually.

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    i love to do it, cup should be more flat :D

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    #27

    When You Misread The Name On The Coffee Cup

    When You Misread The Name On The Coffee Cup

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    Donteatme666
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Nooooo!!!

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    Coffee's Mantra

    Coffee's Mantra

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    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    That's right, coffee, and many of them stay out of JAIL thanks to you!

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    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    A) Big feet. B) Also thinking of Pink Floyd. 🤷‍♂️

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    #30

    Avocado + Toast 4 Ever

    Avocado + Toast 4 Ever

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    Julie Epp
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You're going to get a lot of criticism from disgruntled Boomers.

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