30 Funny And Bizarre Pics From The “Musical Instruments With Chaotic Auras” Twitter Page

It looks like a library

"Stop, Hammer time!"

Rumour has it that people have gone missing when they did it

Dayummmmmmm

When you don’t have much room in the house and even less of a musical ear.

I want to wear this in public

when the piano gets folded in two

He could be a small man? We need a banana for scale.

Not very sharp, it’s too flat

Carnival in the SM Club

Damm, Patrick

Camping: the classical musical

Bill Bailey. Comedian.

When you walk into the wrong classroom and everyone sees your mistake

I guess that's one way to blow yourself....

It reminds me of those binary codes idk why

Looks as if the cat is trying to summon a demon by playing a mysterious tune

How would those even sound?

Let’s fight! *epic piano riff plays*

It looks like a small intestine

…In how many states is this legal? 🤔

that is literally a plant

Kind of rare, although not chaotic. It is a "Theorbe", a kind of renaissance lute used for renaissance and early baroque basso continuo music. The drone strings on the long neck are not fingered, but are for resonance and empty string bass tones, while those on the shorter portion of the fretboard are played similar to a lute.

A truck outside honked its horn as I scrolled down to this. 😂

Time for a cheesy drum solo.

If you stood up your leg would rip off

So the bard multiclassed?

NOOOO THE KITTIES

YASSSS GO MR ELECTRIC

i swear when i scrolled down i saw a butt

Wangcaster......SMH

Im summoning a classical music conductor

*blows harder* *can explodes*

Tooting your horn from both ends huh? When the back one barfed would it be a liquid s**t? If he yelled and barfed would it be a shart

The music video for this is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

She's summoning a man with a big instrument.

Grimace on bass?

Need to unclog your tuba sink? Just blow it

I’ll be wearing the earlier one in public, anyone wanna wear this to meet up? If there’s more than one of yall, we can run round town and yell IT’S THE ATTACK OF THE BRASS

Imagine someone played it and all the pee sprayed out. If someone pooped or sat on it, would they fall on their crotch to the button

Numbers! Let’s count to 4! *toot, toot toot toot!”

oh my goodness

*blows harder* where…. is…..sound….

This guy can join my army of bass

Looks like something from Dr. Seuss

Anyways what would you like? Anything…… louder to mask the sound or some motivation? I’ll do both. *eye of the tiger plays*

When your band interferes with mascot duty

I actually submitted this one after seeing a couple of weird looking violins and violas. I’m not a violinist/violist by any means, but from what I understand the shape helps it play certain notes that would otherwise be very difficult to play if this was a viola scaled up to a very large size. Also, it would make it more comfortable to play and less likely to cause injury.

Smith and Wesson 500 note collector

I thought that this was floating before I realized

I can only imagine what some internet creeps would do with this…

ITS A PAINTING!!!!!!!

Imagine if it was used. Wait is this what happens to the toilet seats used in Troom troom and 5 minute crafts?

This was a guitar Rob Scallon made from scratch, not really a serious instrument. He’s worth watching, his skills with musical instruments are immense. https://youtu.be/6AeSY81MtG0

Pat Metheny

Life of the party here!

Piano shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

pls stop

Imagine some kid shits in it and someone unknowingly blows on it

Devil went Down to Georgia vibes

this isnt hydrodynamic at all, yet i love it

Don't. Move. If they turn on, you're done for.

Hey, it's a Fender Pizza!

It looks like a dorito

That's Rumpelstiltskins goldpiano

“Yay a new drum” these were the last words of Timmy, before he continued with his habit of bashing his head against drums. This was sent to him by an unknown source, and police are now investigating this . Timmy was a rather idiotic boy, from his parents, proved that he didn’t see the knives on the drum. To you, Chinmayee.