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Asian cuisine is so different from what we are used to - starting with such unusual ingredients as sea cucumbers and ant eggs and ending with unpronounceable names; it often leaves us, westerners, quite baffled. Now, not many of us speak Chinese or Taiwanese, so when visiting, we seek the comfort of English menus to explain to us what we are about to eat. If luck is in, and you've found one in your mother tongue, your struggles to order are probably not over, as translating the food names is whole another art, with which we'd like to acquaint you.

Often, restaurant owners try to Google Translate the ingredients and names of their funny foods in the menus and if their mission fails they shamelessly declare, that they couldn't find the appropriate name. Other times, proofreading was skipped entirely, or maybe the owner just didn't care enough or couldn't understand the translation himself. Either way, the results are absolutely hilarious, and who in their right mind would skip trying the 'Mr. Oyster' or 'Mermaid in Deep Sea,' whatever that might mean.

So, if funny food names are what you live for or have a tendency to try and eat anything and everything weird, this totally lost in translation list is like hitting the jackpot. Now, scroll down to check these food puns, and funny fails for yourself!

#1

An Interesting Chinese Menu

Menu featuring translation fails: "I can't find on google but it's delicious" and "Mermaid in Deep sea."

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    #2

    One Order Of Whatever Please

    Menu translation fails with "Kumquat with Lemon" and "Whatever" as drink options.

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    #3

    Stir-Fried Wikipedia

    Menu translation fails with "Stir-fried wikipedia" and "Steam eggs with wikipedia" listed as dishes.

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    #4

    Roasted Husband

    A dish titled "Sixi roasted husband" humorously mistranslated on a menu page.

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    #5

    Chicken Vs. Real Chicken

    Menu translation fail with "Chicken" and "Real Chicken" listed separately under fried rice options.

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    #6

    You And Your Family

    Menu translation fail with dish listed as "You and your family" priced at $14.80, humorous mistake highlighted by a finger.

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    #7

    My Friend Saw This On A Menu In China. He Didn't Know What To Order

    Menu translation fail showing "Various and Confused Pizzas" with a cheesy slice image.

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    #8

    The Sushi Restaurant That I Went To Accidentally Put A Picture Of USB Sushi On Their Menu

    Sushi menu with translation fail: "Cucamben" instead of cucumber roll, illustrating funny menu errors.

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    #9

    Chinglish Menu: Cat Ear And Rotten Child

    Funny menu translation fails: "Meat fried cat ear/the plate" and "Fries pulls out the rotten child."

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    #10

    My Local Thai Food Joint Has A Very Unique Interpretation Of Kid's Menu

    Funny menu translation fail on kid's menu with "Deep fried baby" listed.

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    #11

    From A Menu In Shanghai

    Menu translation fail: dish labeled "Meat muscle stupid bean sprouts" next to a photo of bean sprouts on a plate.

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    #12

    Not Sure If This Was A Typo On My Menu

    Menu translation fails: humorous translation of "hummus" and "hummus with meat" on a restaurant menu.

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    #13

    Acid Beans

    Funny menu translation fail with dish labeled "Acid beans meat respiratory droplets" alongside bean dish image.

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    #14

    Husband And Wife Lung Slice

    Funny menu translation fail showing dish named "Husband and wife lung slice" with sliced meat and garnishes.

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    #15

    Ordering At A Restaurant, When Suddenly

    Menu translation fail with "Brokeback Burger" and humorous description under $5.

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    #16

    Many Bandits

    Funny menu translation fail with dish labeled "Many bandits" next to a meat and vegetable dish priced at ¥26.

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    #17

    Another Stupid Chinese Menu In Shenzhen, China

    Funniest menu translation fail with a dish labeled "the concept of head" next to a fish head in sauce.

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    #18

    Recently Moved To Shanghai And Found This At A Local Restaurant

    Funny menu translation fail with dish named "Old dopted mother money belly" featuring assorted ingredients.

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    #19

    Menu At A Restaurant In Shanghai

    Translation fail in menu with the dish labeled "Potatoes kelp of burning flesh."

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    #20

    Birds Beast

    Funny menu translation fail showing "Birds Beast" and humorous English text description.

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    #21

    Characteristics Of Mouth-watering

    Funny menu translation fail, dish labeled as "Characteristics of mouth-watering," topped with green onions and peanuts.

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    #22

    Boiled Farmers Anyone?

    Menu translation fails with items like "Fight milk fritters" and "Boiled cabbage farmers."

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    #23

    Explodes Fries Pig

    A menu with a translation fail: "Explodes fries pig large intestine w/shanxia", priced at 79 yuan.

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    #24

    Bottle Of Bears

    Funny menu translation fail offering a "bottle of bears" with meal purchase.

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    #25

    Pig's Organ Soup

    Funny menu translation fail showing "Pig's Organ Soup" with various dishes in a brightly lit food stall.

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    #26

    Round-cut Aborigine

    Menu translation fail with "Dhai Baigon" described as "Round cut aborigine marinated shallow fried with greek yogurt."

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    #27

    From Selçuk, Turkey - I Chose A Safer Option.

    Funny menu translation fail: "Çöp Şiş" as "Needle Disposal" highlighted on a Turkish menu section.

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    #28

    Sensitive Meatball - Menu From A Turkish Restaurant

    Funny menu translation fail showing "İçli Köfte" as "Sensitive Meatball."

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    #29

    Alexander Will Return With Yogurt! - From Menu Of A Turkish Restaurant

    Menu with funny translation fails: "Types of Rotary" and dishes like "Returns with Yogurt" priced in Turkish Lira.

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    #30

    Saw This Sentence On A Menu In China, Made Me So Confused!

    Funny menu translation fail: "Roast sirloin" as "Roast sirloin" and "Italian beef paste surface" listed.

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    #31

    Simmer Chicken Cloud Ear

    Dish labeled "Simmer chicken cloud ear" priced at ¥42, showcasing a funny menu translation fail.

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    #32

    Oh My, Alexander Is Confused! - Menu From A Turkish Restaurant

    Menu translation fail with "Karışık İskender" translated as "Alexander Confused" in a restaurant listing.

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    #33

    Tonic Water Becomes ...

    Menu translation fail with "Ginger-Ale/Toxic Water" listed under cold beverages.

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    #34

    Winter Is Coming

    Funny menu translation fail: "Bread with cold" sign at Comfort Saint Peter.

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    #35

    Squid Meters Flowers

    Funny menu translation fails include "Squid Meters Flowers" and "Baken Sleeve-fish" with Chinese text and popcorn image.

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    #36

    God Fillet

    Menu translation fail with "God* fillet" highlighted, offering vegetables in pepper sauce.

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    #37

    Fancy Some Mice For Dinner?

    Funny menu translation fail: "Roasted Lamb with mouse Thin, on a bed of lentils."

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    #38

    Horrible Way To Die

    Menu translation fail with "Baby Cuttlefish died in its own juice with garlic".

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    #39

    I'll Have The Letture, But I Don't Want To Eat My French Friend!

    Menu with funny translation fails: "letture" and "bread french friend" instead of lettuce and French fries.

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    #40

    I'll Have The Letture, But I Don't Want To Eat My French Friend!

    Menu translation fails with items like "letture" and "bread french friend" listed.

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    #41

    You Will Feel Relaxed.

    Sign with translation fail: "Harmonious number automatic ticket office."

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    #42

    Handmade Knife Cut Noodles With Chicken ( Just As Bad In French )

    Funny menu translation fail: "Handmade knife-cut noodles with chickens" on a bright sign.

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    #43

    Sonic Must Have Enlisted Tom Haverford In Naming Their New Menu Items

    Three Lil' Chickies sandwiches labeled BBQ, Buffalo, and Classic with funny menu translation.

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