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In every millennial's life, there is that one day and that one time that you say something to yourself or out loud and then stop for a second in awe. Whatever the sentence was, you couldn’t have imagined saying it unless, well, you’re middle-aged. Be it “I am looking forward to going to bed” or “Why is the music so loud in here?!” and then all of a sudden, the moment of realization hits and the lightbulb switches on: I am definitely ageing. And before you change your mind from getting takeout to actually going home and cooking the chicken that’s been sitting in your fridge for a few days now, take a look at the list below of the best things people have caught themselves saying that made them realize they’re slowly knocking at the middle-aged people's door.

The online community r/AskReddit, labelling themselves as “the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions,” was a perfect platform for the user naxxfish to fire it out to the millennials: “What was the most middle-aged thing you caught yourself saying recently?” And, well, the answers were ranging from hilarious to hysterical to "I can actually totally relate." Vote for your favorite ones and let us know yours!

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#1

Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group That's a nice box, keep it.

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just a hamilfan (hufflepuff)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've done this my whole life. (i used them to store markers and pens and other random crap i kept in my room)

Ms.GB
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband made me get rid of my gift bag collection...next time we needed a gift bag he got real quiet.

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Full of Giggles
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s the gateway drug to hoarding. *stares at the stack of Amazon boxes in the corner*

Mer☕️🧭☕️
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally. I have Amazon/Walmart delivery boxes by the dozen. There are boxes filled with collapsed boxes, boxes waiting to be collapsed, and then there are the good boxes that just kind of hang out with all the other boxes.

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Samantha Lomb
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You never know when you will need a nice box for presents or markers or something. Also have a bag of bags, but I have been told that all Russians do that and certainly most Americans do so maybe it is a cultural norm not an age thing

Mama Panda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh That is a nice box!!! (not a millennial either )

Gabunya Matata
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YEEESSS Ommgggg my apartment is full of small boxes i put random things in so my boyfriend doesn't throw them out ! XD

GaeFrog
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me a 12 yrd: *collects all boxes*

Cryo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me too! in fact i still do today

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    #2

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Not something I said but I just stood out on my porch this morning drinking my coffee and someone drove by pretty fast and I thought “that’s way too fast”

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    June
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are aware of people walking, kids, animals.... yeah, that's way too fast. Nothing to do with middle-age or so.

    SupaCab
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Cape Town, so it needs an upvote... Also, that's a very Capetonian thing to say once you reach 30

    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was doing this at 11 or 12 years old. Drivers come barreling down the street and there are always kids playing out there. Even worse, one of the kids is deaf. He can’t hear the cars coming.

    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised on cars and F&F movies(thx dad) and when this happens, i think, "maybe they should slow down, also, I wonder if that's an LS3?"(me also thinking about the awesome VW Golf in the image.)

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    LeeAnne B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cape Town streets... NO one should be driving fast.

    Christine Temple
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you start yelling "slow down", there's no help for you.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised to think that by age 10. B/c you go too fast, you die. (The short version of "Driver Safety" from my mom.)

    Mark Kelly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always speed yet when I see someone else do it I call them a maniac.

    devi L.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that me me yesterday say that

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    #3

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I am looking forward to going to bed.

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    Up All Night
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stage 1: looking forward to going to bed. Stage 2: considering it the best part of the day - those 3 minutes when you feel content as you're slipping into unconsciousness. Stage 3: you don't want to wake up. Stage 4: wondering if this is how death will feel like. Stage 5: you don't mind if you won't wake up.

    Bad Mole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you're older when you talk about sleep like you used to talk about sex.

    Linda Cowley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cos you talk about what you don't get enough of

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    Kris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY night. And I take a nap.. every day after work.. I don't even have kids. How do people have kids??

    Xan Maranya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insist that they have a naptime, even if they don't sleep.

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am looking forward to putting on my pjs

    Toni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats my everyday dream since i wake up

    Toast Of Saint Louis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always looked forward to going to bed.

    Mollie Mills
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this as soon as I get out of bed in the morning

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here here, look forward to it when I wake up

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    #4

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I tried listening to the iTunes top 100 yesterday for a change of pace and it all sounded like hot garbage, “WHAT ARE KIDS EVEN LISTENING TO THESE DAYS?!”

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    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're listening to whatever their parents won't. Same as last generation. And the one before that.

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I listen to the same music as my parents. And I love it. Especially Lorde and Passenger... oh, and The Pogues!

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    OCDRobot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it's not your preference doesn't make it garbage. Y'all can get weird about new music.

    Leah Dickerson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're listening to what they like, why are people so critical about music? My parents didn't like mine, I don't like my kids music but who cares, unless you're a control freak; live and let live

    Nevits Yibble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, a lot of it IS garbage. It's no longer required to work hard at being be a good musician to create "music". Just push buttons on a machine like a monkey. It's no longer required to have talent to sing. Just fix your terrible off-key voice with technology.

    Noctua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of old music is also garbage, you're just only remembering the highlights. You can have a music preference without being a prick

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    Sarah Schmidt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, there are a lot of good artists rn that are not in the charts. Did you only listen to the charts? No? Me neither.

    ScarlettofHydraIsland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a Rammstein album to cleanse your ears.

    soni w
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played Tool and Pantera and Slayer the other day to my 12 year old granddaughter in my car. She got home and said to her mum that "Nan is THAT person you don't pick up on the side of the road, is she a serial killer? You should hear her music mum, it's NOTHING like tiktok!" My daughter laughed and told her the stuff she listens to is more corrosive than what Nan tunes out to!

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    Fact Perils
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I've never thought this of old or new music. I guess some people are just more judgmental...

    Virgil Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and i'm sure your parents said that when you were a kid. and i'm sure the young kids of today will say things like this when they grow up. lol it's a never ending cycle

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    #5

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Scrolling through my Spotify and constantly asking who the hell are these people?

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    A U T O P H O B I A
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but seriously who the hell are they? Like i've never listened to them why tf do they keep showing up

    Ms.GB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt really old this year when I watched the music awards and knew like 2 people.

    Cecilia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms. GB, you knew 2 people!? Lucky you

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    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My other thought is “they call this music?”

    Shelley DuVal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have people on my mobile phone that I have no clue who they are, or why they are there. I get a text from 'Snoopy' every year wishing me a merry Christmas, which I dutifully text back a thank you and send greetings, I have no clue who Snoopy is.

    C B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me when I read buzzfeed articles about celebrities. I've never heard of half of them

    hydrostatic joints
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too and I'm gen-z. I barely know any of the popular musicians, actors, or social media people.

    Jeri Woodrow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The music from the 1950’s to the 2000’s was REAL music. You could actually hear the lyrics, the musicians could play several instruments and wrote their own songs, always. Nowadays, I have no idea who the singers are & ALL the songs sound the same, especially pop. And no one is interested in the history of music or explores any other genres. Today’s music sucks!

    LegendYak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey same... but I'm a teenager so... embarrassing...

    Kamelion
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest though, most of modern music and artists are complete trash.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have some music awards in my country that i really don't know ANY of the artists that get awarded!! I think nobody over 15-18 recognizes them

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    #6

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slept wrong and haven’t been able to turn my head for three days.

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    Asy EnderDragon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did this and i am gen-z.................it hurt so bad ;-; I was in total pain and i lied in bed for days

    A Head
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, the number of times I've done this. It only increases as you get older.

    Kennedy Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this is what everybody said when they slept wrong. Not the last part, but the first part.

    James016
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to sleep on my right hand side. If I end of sleeping on my left hand side, I end up crushing my own shoulder and will be in immense pain for a couple of days.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wake up and think "What's today's ailment?"

    Nigel Rodgers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly, this only happened to me as a kid.

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    #7

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Calling a 21 year-old guy a “kid”.

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    June
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 21yo "kid" calling you "mister" or "ma'am". Ouch.

    Shelley DuVal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets worse as you get older, wait until you walk into a store, look around to see which direction you need to go and some helpful 20 yo will practically run up to you to lead you to where you need to go, because now it looks like your feeble self isn't capable of finding things any more.

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    Martz Migraña
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember when I was a kid and looked at 20ish people and thought they were full adults with adult and stable lives, haha! Oh my! Now I'm 28 and I've realized how far from truth I was!

    June
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha x) Best joke ever, when you reach your own 20's x')

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you realize that 21 year-old kid could very well be your son or daughter since they're actually half your age.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well when 21 year old guys stop acting like kids they can be something else.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a call center and cam see the date of birth of customers. Basically anyone born after 95 I call a kid 😂

    Laura Osborne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in McDonalds and we have a lot of school/college/university students - boy they make me feel old! (one of the guy's mum was in my class at school too, definitely feeling old) but I hope I encourage them to work hard at their education so they get more opportunities then me...

    Jo87
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently interviewed someone who was born in 2002. For a degree place, they'd live alone, be able to drink alcohol and everything. It was a very depressing experience 😂

    Trisha Lynn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I always laugh when a 20 or 21 year-old says "Back in the day...."

    Holly Freeman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called a co-worker kid the other day... they’re 26... I’m 29... everyone a day younger than myself is a fetus now

    Jo87
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. I started getting the odd grey hair a few years ago, but now, two strands are growing next to each other, simultaneously. I am reserving my spot at the cemetery.

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    #8

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group You want to go out for dinner? Oh no, I can’t; I have chicken in the fridge that I have to cook before it goes bad

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    Theater Kid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also be a young person thing because a lot of young people are broke.

    Cynthia McDonald
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 50 and make plenty of money, but I'm not about to let perfectly good chicken go bad in the fridge :)

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    June
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just freeze it. Or cook it, then freeze it.

    June
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can I get down voted on common sense omg x')

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    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so ... common sense is now "middle aged" ... got it ...

    Kris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember in the olden days when you could go out for dinner. Good times

    Pangolin Pal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking a chicken you already have in the fridge is always a good option. If you don't want chicken for dinner tonight, make a Whole Chicken Soup - just saute some chopped onion, cut up some celery and carrots, mix them all up and pour in 8 cups/1000 ml of water. Add a couple of bay leaves, some thyme, parsley and some dill. Then take your chicken, salt and pepper very thoroughly inside and out, and plop it on top of the veggies. Cook on medium-low heat until the chicken is falling off the bones. Remove chicken to a plate and when it cools, pick the meat off into a bowl. Add the meat back to the soup, and garnish with fresh dill and parsley. You can also cook noodles or rice on the side, and add them to the soup. Delicious, and you can eat it for a week!

    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the recipe. I'm gonna try that!

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    Ms.GB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me pushing salad on my family before the veggies go bad. Some days I feel like a server pushing the special.

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No amount of wasting money stops me when I want to eat out; I'm ashamed

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be anyone (broke or not) who doesn't want to waste food.

    Vasana Phong
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they don’t have an option like before, financial instability will make you think wiser

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    #9

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Oh no thank, you. I can't have caffeine this late in the day or I'll never get to sleep tonight." My spouse was offering me the last soda from the fridge. It was 1pm.

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee after 11AM is usually a problem for me.

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly I can drink it then go straight to bed?

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    marianne eliza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3pm is my cut off for caffeine. I found myself taking pills to go to sleep and caffeine to wake up, every day, so I made a cut off. Some people can drink caffeine all day and then sleep, and feel fine, and proud of it. All that means is they take so much caffeine that their body has become accustomed to high levels. But boy howdy. I bet they have hideous caffeine headaches and irritability if they don't keep the caffeine levels up all day. It's an addiction to a drug and the most used drug in the world.

    Uchman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not true. I hardly drink coffee, maybe once or twice a week but I can drink it at night and sleep without any problems. Back when I was still in school, I've tried to use it to stay awake to study but it never worked for me 🤷🏿‍♂️

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    Jasmine Centeno
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, an intellectual: *chuckles in having ADHD, which makes it so that caffeine knocks me out like melatonin*

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is another big clue I've heard recently re adhd: coffee can make me sleepy too, or have no impact on my sleep. I also always used to think oh but I must not have adhd coz I can focus on something, so long as I'm interested. In fact, sometimes i can't stop. Then I also heard this is a trait?

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    Chenandoa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, the benifits of ADHD...coffee makes me sleepy and focus better (no joke, that's why they take stimulants as meds)

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said it above, things are finally making sense this caffeine making me stable and sleepy thing is one of several adhd things I've recently learned about that I have. I've always been given the diagnosis of generalised anxiety disorder (anxiety without cause)....this is making me wonder if that is perhaps not all that is going on, if caffeine doesn't affect me, I have to constantly fight the desire to tic, and I get so hyper focused on the wrong things or unimportant things I can't make myself stop. I sit down and before I know it I'm up again and back at it

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't relate with that! Can drink coffee anytime and can sleep anywhere

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s weird. Is this an old thing? A soda does nothing for me.

    Kyle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7pmis my deadline. There’s usually a spike in chocolate consumption at 6:55

    Richard Jordan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm lucky. I can drink coffee, coke anything moments before going to bed. It doesn't bother me! When it's time for bed, it's time for bed.

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    #10

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I was venting to a coworker about these noisy bastards living next to me. I actually said the words, “goddamn teenagers and their Bluetooth machines”. I stand by my admonition but man it was my greatest age leap forward since I embraced the sensible Toyota.

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    Chris Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bluetooth machines" HAHAHHAHA I feel ya.

    Mr. Derpy Dino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel bad now. when im home alone, lets just say i um- *turns volume maximum, turns subwoofer bass maximum* yeah, i get a little crazy with my music.

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    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bluetooth machine, surely that's the latest diagnostic gadget at the dentist's, LOL.

    Allan Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Volvos had that effect on my generation in the 70s, The safest and most sensible car imaginable.

    Linda Cowley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic Saab 900, safe like a Volvo, but stylish

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portable speakers are fine...Unless you're around a ton of strangers. Like on public transportation, a busy pedestrian street, a mall, etc. No one wants to hear your music. This is what headphones are for.

    Yuh Uh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live next to people who stay up all night, so I get it, but, Bluetooth MACHINES?

    Amanda Riordan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God. We bought a Honda because of the resale. 😐

    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up driving Hondas so I slipped blissfully into middle age continuing to drive Hondas and there was no jarring moment when I switched. :D

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    Tim Pillinger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep planning to get a really loud car system and drive around with the 1812 Overture on.

    Felicor Bongolan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly forty but we also have our bluetooth machines.

    Elio X
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar when I was 19 and lived in the dorms, although I don't think Bluetooth was a thing yet. Even when I was a kid I so did not want to have to listen to randos blasting their annoying music with the stupid base.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean that "m not allowed to have a souped up Audi and playing good old rock music frecking loud while I'm cruising down the neighborhood at age 66?

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    #11

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Had a riveting conversation with some friends about the best office chairs for lumbar support.

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    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I personally think everything needs lumbar support. I'm 15 and I don't know what a lumbar is but I do know they need support!

    Gabi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless you kiddo, you just gave me back my faith in humanity.

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    Ana Fuentes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the answer because I need a new chair for the office? ( older millennial here)

    Chaotic_pansexual
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I talk to my friends about these sort of things all the time. We see how older people have their bodies damaged and we try to keep ourselves from getting that way

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The major utility I worked for in my early 20s (30 years ago) had a mandatory. half-day, paid meeting on the subject of ergonomic AND comfortable seating in the office environment. Definitely appropriately addressed at an early age to avoid issues at a later age.

    elfin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have ever had a ruptured disc, then it lumbar support can indeed by a riveting conversation. It beats having to crawl for a month.

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Pop seldom sat down at work, he could, but liked to stand. His back was fine all his life, I'm the one with arthritis!

    Linda Cowley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've recently got a desktop riser, so that I can work standing up for alternate half hours. It's wonderful

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    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a sensible conversation to have

    Ray Michaels
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when cell phones first came out id hear people talking and think the were talking to me.or some doofus screaming and yelling,,some nut is about to kill me

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought my first ergonomic chair last year! Gone are the days of spending all night hunched over a laptop: now it's up early, at the ergonomic workstation

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    #12

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Wanted to buy a snack and then thought, "no, I have food at home"

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    Your Average Pooh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you walk up to the sad reality of "no food at home"

    Ms.GB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condiments, a jar of 4 year old pickles and 3 bags of bread with only end pieces.

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    Jenifer Riggs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the same! But then I go home and look in the fridge and don't see anything that looks like an easy ready-made meal and decide I don't have anything to eat and then keep opening the fridge one or two times every 15 minutes before concluding I'll have to order take out.

    Kamelion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but do you have SNACKS at home?

    luke sky mario
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this just reminds me of the food at home meme

    debra watts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be food at home, but probably not what you want to eat! Happens to me all the time and I'm a Boomer!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to cook it first.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what's at home isn't yummy "snack food."

    Linda Cowley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was, you would have eaten it already anyway

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    Gabunya Matata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cuz our moms always kept on saying they won't buy us goodies cuz "we have goodies at home!!" , when the goodies at home meant actual food and you just wanted a snack XD now we're too responsible as adults and it feels weird! XD

    Winx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, we do this because we are poor, not because we are getting older

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    #13

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Some kids ran through my lawn the other day. I'm still recovering.

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    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breath in and out of a brown paper bag

    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't step on it if it is flaming

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thorny hedging plants will stop that. I recommend a nice pyrocantha or barberry

    TheWickedOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine if they ran through your lawn, into your house and touched your thermostat.... OH HELLLLLL NAAAAAH

    Katie Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouted at mine/neighbour kids playing football, "Watch the cars! And my plants!!" I think I aged another ten years just saying that sentence.

    Pamela Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a neighbors Grandson doing this. Bad thing was he was driving through another neighbors yard as her family was returning from the hospital right after she passed away. First thing they see as they came up the hill was the guys Grandkids doing donuts all over her yard that she had always push mowed herself.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fine with kids/ dogs on my lawn... BUT there is nothing more aggravating to me than to see foot prints in my new snow!

    Yuh Uh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mid-life crises would be and understatement....

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more annoyed from the noise... maybe cause i don't have lawn and cannot relate😅😅

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am that "Get off my lawn" person.

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    #14

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group When my wife asked if there was anything she need to pick up at the store, and I responded: "I think we're out of asparagus." Not sure what foul demon possessed me to to say those words.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always out of asparagus! And broccoli and cauliflower!

    Gabunya Matata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my favorite snack to eat when on the laptop (or watching something) is just fresh cauliflower from the fridge, i don't cook it in any way i just wash it real good and eat it while it's cold :3 the crunch is amazing and i don't feel guilty for eating something without being hungry haha

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    idraax poission
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marinate it in spice and grill it and it tastes really good

    Kamelion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asparagus is actually a great source of nutrients and helps with digestion! Oh... oh god...

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asparagus is delicious

    CATMONSTER2018
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think it was Devil Spawn... But now, 6 years later, its... Tolerable?

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    Virgil Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    call an exorcist to get rid of the demon lol

    Sans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with asparagus? its yummy

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asparagus is firmly one of my favorite vegetables. Although I even liked it as a kid, so take it as you will.

    BlahBlahBlackSheepah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'O better get a bag! I'm out of shredded coconut' was the bougiest moment of my life so fer

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    #15

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why is the music so loud in here?!

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    Wonder Woman 848
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say this and I'm not a millennial. :|

    Up All Night
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at any age when I hear music I don't like

    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't just a middle-aged thing, a lot of people (including me) are sensitive to loud sounds and it can get overwhelming and I'm gen z

    Joanna Thorpe Hoskins
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait 20 years, and you'll be asking why the music is so soft in here.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you turn the car music down so you can pay attention while driving.

    real._.izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i go to concerts and listen to my parents arguing frequently so loud music is my escape mechanism

    HooowlAtTheMoon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the complete opposite. Always, "TURN UP THE MUSIC WHY IS IT SO QUIET" even if it's at full volume. Music is my favorite thing.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband still blasts his music....because he's made himself deaf by going to too many punk shows in his youth.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have permanent damage from being at the front of a Cult concert, right beside the speakers. If only we'd had ear plugs then.

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    #16

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My housemate: you want a drink? Me: Nah, man. I haven't had a drink in... six months maybe? More? My housemate: You stopped drinking? Me: I'm not SOBER or anything, it's just that alcohol makes me sleepy.

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    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez... am I millenial-ing wrong? *sips on 3rd beer of the evening while home, alone, reading boredpanda*

    Iron Eddy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice =D you are not doing it wrong at all, imo :)

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol is a planned event for me now...When I was in my 20's I could drink a lot more, stay up a lot later, and be fine the next day. Now, I need the day after a night of drinking off to recover (mentally and physically).

    NoWayNoWay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely agree, 3 days i have to have after a drink. Its not worth it. Its all types of drinks now instead of just a select few like it used to be.. I hate growing old.

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    Hiruya Sasariiel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always did to me so I never really liked alcohol

    Iffydust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I am alway have and always do go sleep instead of being intresting as a drunk.

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    Carrie7ann77
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sux when I'm half way through my first drink and the hangover starts BEFORE I fall asleep ...

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol makes me so sleepy too! This is definitely an age thing. One of the few “yikes I’m getting old” things on here. Can’t do it the same as in your 20s

    NgatiDreadz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the hangover for me in my twenties I could drink like a fish wake up fresher than a daisy and drink again now when I drink I honestly re think my life choices the night before and vow never to make the same mistake again at the same time trying not to die it takes like a full week to recover plus the house is a mess my diet is out the window and life in general sucks lol f**k hangovers

    TheReader19
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a reason to drink?

    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. alcohol doesn't actually help you sleep. just, makes you drowsy. The sleep quality is way worse, though.

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    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! One beer after dinner and I'll be asleep in 30 minutes while my body tries to process everything.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My excuse is I hate the taste of alcohol

    Louloubelle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 29 yo daughter also hates it. Never drinks. Nothing wrong with that.

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    #17

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Why do I get up every day and crack like a glow stick with out the glow it’s so disappointing.

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    Nikki Hilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then walk gingerly to the bathroom.

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like sprint to the bathroom and try to contain one's bowels.

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    Nicklas Samuelson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Every morning I wonder who put a bag of chips on the floor, then I look down and realise its just my feet.

    Bad Mole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snap, crackle & pop in my morning used to be my breakfast cereal slogan, now it's just me getting out of bed.

    Ghost
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah i do that too and i'm 13- idk i may just be messed up... its usually my knees and my hips tho- goddammit i sound old-

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aging happens to all of us, unfortunately, so does arthritis in some of us.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you’re 50+! 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, brace yourself, it gets worse. -- An old person

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that; stretch *crack* and suddenly you're yellow

    Robert Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am using a night-light again. It is so nice.

    Kamelion
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed, and then I cried. So relatable...

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    #18

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "They just don't make them like they used to" them being good wood dressers

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    Spiritbird 8960
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Verena Gitterle Yeh, the old ones had Narnia, these cheap junkie ones, I never!

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    Ivana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thrift stores will sell you a better dresser than IKEA could ever dream of.

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is built to last these days.

    Cynthia Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have 2 vintage dressers from the 1940's, made from solid wood and heavy as rocks. They don't match, but so what? And no one talked about little kids pulling these over back in the day.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really don't and i hope that changes by law to protect the planet from unnecessary waste! Europe is trying to have a law like that, hope it works!!

    LadyDelynn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An antique store is what you want then. I love antique furniture made by craftsmen.

    Persp Gold
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    part of hitting middle age is realizing good furniture your parents had is actually really hard to find

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they absolutely don't. That is a mighty fine-lookin' one in that photo. Probably a replacement top, but still--gotta love the round mirror.

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the garbage they sell! It's fake wood! They cut down millions of trees, grind them into little bits, glue them back together in the shape of lumber. What is wrong with just sawing the trees into lumber?? This fake stuff is awful! I still keep a girls vanity and bedroom chests around because they are made out of real wood!

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make them to break quickly

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    #19

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "When you leave a room, turn the light OFF!" I've become my dad.....

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    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so tired of saying this, I've installed motion sensing switches throughout my house: basement, kitchen, hallway. It's actually pretty handy when you come into the room with your hands full, should have done it sooner.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work for us. Cats. Highly agile ninja-parkour-nutjob cats. Lights were flashing all over the place like in a cartoon!

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually paying your own bills will do that to you. No shame in it.

    Audrey Conrad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents started punishing me whenever I didn't turn the light off; they'd (meaning my dad) would take the light out of the thing. I didn't have a light for about a month.

    elfin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes sense for everybody who cares about the environment. And/or utility bills.

    Evil Little Thing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just follow my girlfriend around the house turning off the lights.

    Gabunya Matata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my boyfriend has a little song about how i always keep all the lights on in the apartment lol i can't see in dull light at all so i keep everything on in order to see anything XD my mother growing up was always also " who is this lamp on for?!" :D

    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it as well to my wife and utterly hated when my dad used to do that to me.

    Meami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    parents always said that because they are tired of paying so much for electricy. When you start paying your own power bills this stuff gets real.

    Treessimontrees
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just always had it drilled into me. Close a day behind you that was already closed. Turn the light off if there's nobody in the room. Oh and take your shoes off before walking on someone's carpet. It's not rocket science.

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    #20

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "Can the kids (in the park outside) shut up" I am the grumpy old lady now.

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    Cynner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Me too! And in de store, when a kid screams unnecessarily multiple times i can't help to blurt out 'why?!' Most of the time at least one person is smiling at me in understanding.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized I was really "Grandma age" when I set my own stuff down, put on my most stern "I mean business" face, purposely went to the 5 year old carelessly throwing things off of the convenience store shelves, AFTER he had yelled and kicked at his own caregiver (appeared to be his defeated grandmother), grabbed his arm, got down to his level and firmly stated "This is going to stop NOW!!" followed by words about respecting others and their property, not hitting/kicking etc. while he stared at me with eyes like saucers. I then stepped away, looked up to see his grandmother smiling and nodding her head to me, picked my purchases up from the counter and went to my car. Where I continued to observe the now angelic child assist his grandmother in completing their transaction. Palpable gratitude. NEVER would have I imagined doing this to/for complete strangers. And honestly, don't know if it would ever happen again.

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    lunar eclipse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 17 and I say this. I really hate noise. Specially the demonic screeching from kids.

    Lara Verne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't make you old. No one likes kids screeching.

    MoodyBlue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been the grumpy old lady all my life. I hated other kids screeching already in the kindergarten. Did not like my little brother crying either. The screams hurt my ears and head, and still do. Been tested; I am sensitive to loud, high noises.

    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or god forbid your apt is next to the complex's pool - I will never live in such a place again, and I even avoid hotel rooms near hotel pools. Too much shrieking!

    Al Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer Me: "Can everyone (everywhere) shut up?"

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt like that since I was like 15. Kids are garbage.

    Virgil Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude im gen z and feel like this most of the time lol

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm the grumpy old lady since I was 20!

    Csaba Horvath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Who expects silence in a city, where cars and lorries rumble all day? :D

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    #21

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I can't fix one thing in my house without at least 15 minutes of complaining about the previous owners handiwork.

    FistedTate , Unsplash Report

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the nincompoop previous owner who installed fluorescent undercabinet lighting in 1993 using screws which were too long and penetrated through the bottom shelf of the cabinet and then just left them like that for 25 years.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the dumbass who installed the towel rod into the drywall with no mounting screws so now it hangs there half screwed into the wall because your kid decided to yank the towel off the bar at full force one day.

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    Forty-Two
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy that built my house just left a live wire sticking thru the carpet

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh guys, I do this constantly because I bought a foreclosure. Worst one so far, we had sprung a leak and I was like, "Dang it, let me just bust open every wall in this storage closet to see what the heck is leaking now." Find it, drain pipe from the kitchen with a 3 inch by 1 inch gash...that someone had already found and put duct tape over. They tore a hole in the wall, saw the leak, then duct taped it and put the dry wall back up! It took me all of 5 minutes to cut out the old pipe and put in a new pipe. Total cost is about 25 cents worth of pipe and 10 cents of glue. Those incredibly lazy, worthless, so and sos!

    Miłka Chromińska
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently duct tape doesn't fix everything XD

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    Lisa Shelton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw man, we had to have an electrician come in because the last guy here used wiring from a frigging lamp cord instead of the proper house wiring when he was remodeling the downstairs and we nearly had a fire when the wiring overloaded.

    Callia Donoven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had to open up the wall for something and found rusty pipes waiting to blow next to live wires and elbows every where. "Well that's special"

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to cook a meal for the first time in our new home, I discovered that the stovetop on the kitchen island had been installed backwards. In order not to hit your head on the overhead vent hood/cabinet, you have to stand on the opposite side and reach across the hot burners to reach the switches.

    Roxie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I bought our first home when i was 27 and he was 33 (technically millennials) which was supposed to be "move in ready". 7 months later we had to redo the entire house because the previous owners had cut through the wall beams to install piping, outlets, etc. Most of the walls have been basically "hanging in the air". So darn right I will be complaining about previous owners handiwork 😂

    Rosie Bannister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope you sued your surveyor for not picking up on it

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    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the job had been done correctly in the first place, you wouldn't have to sort it out, would you? You'd be getting on with the thing you really wanted to do today, or else sat down with a cuppa or a glass of something decent.

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never found out what the previous owner of my mom's house used to glue the disgusting, booger-green tiles to the walls of the downstairs bathroom. Presumably it was the same adhesive used for the thermal protection tiles of the Space Shuttle, because I spent all afternoon chipping them off the wall in postal stamp-sized bits, before my stepdad had enough of it and used the percussion drill

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    #22

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I slapped a crate I had strapped onto the back of my car and said "This isn't going anywhere"

    jeezyjames , Unsplash Report

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with being prudent

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're missing the point, it's not about securing a load.

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    JLH
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not age, that's just physics. If you don't say it then it's just go flying off on the freeway.

    Luthor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more than once.

    Jessica Otto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or saying things like "NOW we're cooking with gas!"

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a primal call to the gods of transport

    Jim Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fragile is Italian, isn't it?

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have watched The Christmas Story! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ewXbqRUdjU

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    #23

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group Quit touching the god damn thermostat, you’re driving the bill up.

    trippedwire , Unsplash Report

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't an age or generation thing, this happens when you start paying the bill. Welcome to the real world.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I keep saying that smart meters don’t help you reduce your utility bills. Being responsible for paying them does.

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    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. That's a picture of a thermostat? Where are we, Star Trek? old-thermo...fa9f70.jpg old-thermostat-6084354fa9f70.jpg

    Robert Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another symptom of being married... 1 degree difference is divorce evidence...

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby calls it the millionaire switch.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even before I had to pay the bill, I would usually hand visitors jumpers or a throw rug. I grew up without much heating (attic rooms in parents' house) and am used to cooler homes

    Carrie7ann77
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thermostat...windows...lights...microwave doors....water faucets....

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm now beyond this stage and I feel 'cold' all the time. Thermostat is turned AAAALL the way up lol!

    m squared
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close the front door, are you trying to cool off the entire neighborhood?

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    #24

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group That classic “dad groan” when standing up

    bobanders420 , Unsplash Report

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should hear me screaming when I'm stretching

    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you re not saying "upsie daisy" yet , you re not there

    Josh Coker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when your bones are cracking more and more (need to pop my back...neck.....etc)

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I had to invest in a backstrap

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually standing up is good for me (60yr old)

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    #25

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group In a conversation with a friend "I managed to find a really good knife block recently..."

    naxxfish , Unsplash Report

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still looking, but what I like I'm not prepared to pay for

    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the magnetic strip style knife holders you hang on the wall.

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    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you're an adult when you have a favorite spatula.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yey, I'm young still! Though I've been side-eyeing one of them.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you are an adult when you go shopping and get excited with the vacuums the dishwashers and the kitchen supplies!!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why a picture of a chopping board though? And more importantly, why isn't it an end-grain board --- or am I showing my age there?

    Jessica Otto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is "Oh wow this is an AMAZING vacuum, dude you have no idea!" *roommate commandeers said vacuum and takes it to the basement* "Oh holy crap, you're RIGHT!"

    Elizabeth Wilkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter made me one for Mothers day 2 years ago. It is still my favorite thing and I tell her randomly. It's cool looking but also a really good one.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth bragging about. I am jealous.

    Alethia Nyx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or getting super excited over a nice knife.

    Luis Varela
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the excitement of getting a new washing machine or tumbler dryer or any house appliance

    Robert Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4 foot by 3 foot by 8 inches thick Boos professional chopping block only cost $1,000.00... It's the island in my kitchen, and worth every penny...

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    #26

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group I had my bachelor party in Vegas recently. I went to bed because I was tired, not because I was sloppy drunk like every other time I went to Vegas. Fml I’m old now

    Kerriganszergheels , Unsplash Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm too old to have a Vegas wedding anyway

    #27

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group “No, I’m okay. It just takes my back a little while to loosen up in the morning.”

    tenpiecelips , Unsplash Report

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me paying my savings to the chiropractor, cause my backs broken

    somnomania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    big mood, i just have stuff slip out of place constantly, and new york state medicaid doesn't cover chiropractic

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    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can still "Get Down!" It is just harder to get up again.

    Josh Coker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish my body would wake up faster!

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heat pad and a percussion massager. You can pretend to the neighbours that the buzzing, groans, whimpers and occasional profanity are just you having fun (not trying to persuade your body to let you move)

    Robert Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spa with special fire-hose strength jet has been a massaging 20min life-saver... I'm 77 and use it to help get to sleep, and get going in the morning...

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant even get from the bed to the kitchen w/o doing a few squats and a fencers stretch now

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    #28

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group My knees hurt.

    nefariosinsomniac , Unsplash Report

    Mr. Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im 13 and mine hurt all the time. my dad said it's mostly because the way we all ride bikes now days(knees bent, seat low) because being like that, messes your legs up.atkleast one kid on my street listened to me, the other fat one says: "i DoNt CaRe!"

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My EVERYTHING hurts! Tell me I'm not alone please😭😭😭

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sat on my knees when i was young and DONT DO IT my knees hurt everyday. Please. It’s bad for your knees. I actually denied that it would happen but my knees hurt ALL THE DANG TIME NOW

    Zena Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My knees hurt, and my hands, it's called arthritis.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine don't hurt but they make ALOT of crunching sounds when i use the stairs O.o

    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My knees are fine...It's my right shoulder and sometimes my neck that acts up now.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knees, hip, back and neck..

    Alethia Nyx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the younger side of millennial and I can't believe my knees are f****d already. I honestly always thought it would be my hips to go first (I used to do a lot of ballet), and I never thought it would happen this early.

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    #29

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I can't have curry after 6 or I'll have heartburn all night."

    oikorapunk , Unsplash Report

    Ray Michaels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id get gass that smeels so bad it would set off the carbon monoxide detectors

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate so much! Too many things bother me if i eat them too late at night, when i used to eat anything! Probably paying the price for that now😭😭

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh sure. relatable. pizza, curry, half a dozen other things.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband. For me, pesto.

    Mr. Derpy Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is anything with onion/spicy stuff. there goes my dreams of staying up late on the couch with my friends watching tv ;-;

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    Pungent Sauce
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omeprazole every day for a decade now...

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    #30

    Millennials Are Slowly Turning Middle-Aged And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Things They Caught Themselves Saying Or Doing, As Shared In This Online Group "I will never financially recover from this" Said after turning off yet another light left on in my home

    cplank92 , Unsplash Report

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was talking with a friend living in Utah and he showed me his $124 power bill. I pay a third in BRL (Brazilian Reais) but I consume a tenth of his. AC is something I would never afford, and it's pretty much needed. IN HERE electricity is not cheap

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    WhatEvenIsLife
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just electricity. I find myself saying "when did ____ get so expensive??" way too often. Like chicken. Chicken used to be the "cheap" meat. What happened?

    Kristin Hall
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my "Joe Exotic" Tiger King's voice....

    Allan Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money doesn't grow on trees. We're not heating the great outdoors (on a cold day in Winnipeg when someone is standing with the door open. You've got every light in the house on.

    Timothy Bartlett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honistly whats with the lights... modern lights a house full of them may run you 20 bucks a year. it's your hot watter heater electric stove and electric heating that are the big draw items... ok and dryers if you dont have gas and do alot of laundry. stop complaning about the lights get a on demand hot watter heater and set timers on it to keep it off during the midday when no one should be using it .. withoverides for sertint things ... and leave tyhe godam lights ON.

    Robert Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day the doctors told me that my cancer was about to metastacise, I went out and bought a $100,000.00 car that is supposed to drive itself... I call it "Drunken Driving Baby" after Ally McBeal's hallucinogenic dancing baby. Also, I have a water well, spa, Sauna, AC, horses, orchards, rose garden, vegetable garden, and my electric bill is $500+...

    FloridaMan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "with great power comes great electricity bill" -pakulo papito

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