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We don’t really notice how fast time goes by. But this time, we are taking you on a trip to the past that shows how our households have changed beyond recognition since the '70s.

And trust me, in most cases, it’s for the better. Take a chip pan, for example—these crazy fire agents that produced the best chips on the planet your mom can probably still taste in her mouth would keep homes on the brink of tragedy, and yet people adored them.

Thanks to the Memorial Device Twitter page that shared this illuminating guide, we now have the full list of the 40 greatest '70s household dangers all posted in order. Both nostalgic and utterly terrifying, they make you wonder whether people back then had less of a sense of health and safety. Or if it’s us who live in an overly protective mindset. Anyhow, I prefer the latter one.

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Andrew Gibb
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum set the kitchen on fire using one of these- we first saw the flames through the serving hatch into the dining room. Luckily the local Fire Chief and his son, a fireman lived next door to us.

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    Nannychachi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making the opening smaller results in a quicker draw on the coals which gives a quicker hot fire.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the explanation. I thought drawing as in making a drawing/picture and was wondering wth I'm lookink at LOL

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    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fireplace. If the paper catches (hint: it doesn't) you put it in the fireplace with the rest of the fire.

    Maddie Star ⭐
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 40 and used to do this when I had an open fire, best way to get it going. when you could hear the roar of the fire and the middle of the newspaper caught light you let go of the edges and the fire sucks in the paper, just make sure you have a poker to hand to push it right in.

    H Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still do this haha. I've only set the paper on fire a few times :)

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago

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    And what's the damage so far? $0.00 in newspapers? This entry is stupid.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this. Really gets the coal burning well.

    Forrest McCanless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do this every single time - never an issue. We have an actual dozen fireplaces (house was a boarding-house 1886-1950); small old shallow tall fireboxes - works great. If the newspaper catches fire; just let it go - draft sucks it right in.

    Eric Lafleur
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just open a window a little to let cold air in. It will push warmer air in the fireplace. Works perfectly at home and at the cabin.

    Scott Rackley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, once the fire caught hold, let it go up the chimney, not as dangerous as it looks

    Antony Aston
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite chore as a young child!

    Tee Witt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few people had coal fires in the UK during the 70's

    Debbie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've an open fire , we use it in the colder weather and still do this to draw the fire , my mum and granny did it also , one of the first jobs I remember granny teaching me was how to light a fire in the fireplace to get a room warm

    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this all the time. Once or twice the paper caught fire but just throw it in the fireplace and all good.

    MarsFKA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this when I was a child. Never burned the house down, not even once.

    Jonathan English
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any one ever have the paper catch fire and pulled up the chimney........

    Lyone Fein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a photo taken in the 1950s.

    JJM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this as a child.

    Jim Wyatt-Lees
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum would prop the coal shovel across the opening of the fire place to prevent the newspaper being drawn into the flame. Seemed so obvious at the time I was amazed other households didn't do the same when getting the fire to draw with a sheet of newspaper.

    Roger Hill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The paper catching fire, burning your hands and face and the flying up the chimney in a ball of fire was all part of the fun. People are such wimps these days.

    Jenny Pugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it frequently as a child - just chucked the paper on the fire if it caught light.

    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother did this too. How she never caught fire I will never know.

    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this from the 70's as the house we lived in didn't have central heating, both the front room and living room had open fires. The front room one even had a gas tap, that was far more dangerous then using a newspaper to draw the fire.

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    Laura Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and people always had mirrors above fires my aunties dress caught fire as she was doing her hair in the mirror and my mum quickly took her to the floor and rolled her in the hearth rug saving her severe burns

    COCO puff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never heard of that, its an american thing?

    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the idea is to channel more oxygen to the fire by creating a draft. By blocking the upper part of the opening, the hot air from the fire rises into the chimney,and all the fresh air that in response is pulled into the fireplace has to pass the coals, fueling them with new oxygen. The built-in fireplaces I've seen (Europe) achieve this by having a smaller opening, a door, and a sort of small duct at the bottom to allow for the directed inflow of air.

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    Natalia A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to use this all the time in my parents' shop when I wasn't even a teenager yet. I feel the need to defend it because it would take a lot of stupid to injure yourself with it!

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    Bored Panda reached out to the authors behind the Memorial Device Twitter page who shared this viral thread which listed 40 dangerous things that were casually used in ’70s households. Introducing themselves as “a band from Airdrie,” a town in Scotland, the creators said that their account was inspired “100% by the book ‘This is Memorial Device’ by the genius Scottish author, David Keenan.” They added that “You will have to read the book to really understand the account.”

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    Here's the bizarre video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQcGIZioqQE&t=4s&ab_channel=FunFinder

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma had a manual mangle (wringer). Before the advent of washing machines with a decent spin cycle, my mum had a spinner, which was basically a small washing machine drum mounted vertically and it did a better spin to get more water out.

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    When asked how they came up with an idea to create the guide to all the miscellaneous stuff from the past, the creators said that it’s just one of many countdown lists on the “Memorial Device” account. “But it’s the one that most people seem to identify with,” they said and added that it may be because it’s “Proper working-class history.”

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nicked the red bulbs out of our and used then in my bedroom light fitting. The whole street thought my parents had started a brothel.

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used one of these in 2014, 2015 in Berlin, because I couldn't afford a decent place to be ... so I lived in the basement of a guy who was too old (>90) to take out the trashy and broken furniture.

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    We also asked if they can imagine anyone living with some of these crazy household objects these days, the authors said that they in fact experienced “the bathroom ceiling heater in Whitby last week. Switched it on—nothing happened. Came back later and it was glowing hotter than the sun. And it was fitted above the bath.”

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    The band added that they’re “Big fans of the coal effect fire and the immersion heater, along with the working-class shower,” and found “drawing the fire as total madness.” “As is buying a full-size crossbow from the Kays catalogue on HP,” the Memorial Device concluded.

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    Laura Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they gave out fantastic heat but the gas bottles when full were so heavy and it gradually went up in price to a ridiculous level

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    Andi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could i just add that we all carried knives and no one got stabbed

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    Natalia A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are so overly cautious. Unless you put your fingers in there (and you'd have to be stupid to do that), what would go wrong?!

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    Alex K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can it get caught in your ribcage? would it run amok around your organs? wtf :D

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    Natalia A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was awesome!! Never used it as a weapon though!

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    Redfox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had these. Whacked myself in the nose so hard I thought my nose had gone to the other side of my head. I obviously did not learn co-ordination nor skill.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 'shower' in most British households back in the 80's

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nicely mixed into a tune by the Prodigy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTBFZ-To2E

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't really frowned upon until the nineties. All my friends' parents, mine, and basically every adult we knew smoked in his house, his car, everywhere. Children's rooms ... not that often, but sometimes, too.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still done. In some countries, people do this to make extra money.

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    Rain WhiteBuffalo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I miss these shoes. I want a pair right now!! I remember having a pair in every color they offered (tan, white, navy and black). I loved these!!!

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    Tài Trần
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Viet Nam we have "shop gun" too. It's a brand name of condom. xD

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apart from amusing whilst going down stairs these were a rubbish toy

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    Dhukath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s & early 80's when appliances didn't come with a plug fitted!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it ripped out the hair by the roots their claim wasn't fake.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your younger brother's urine at best. A brown submarine discovered at worst.

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    Dhukath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst when your foot can off and the whole thing sprang up and smacked you under the chin!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in dysfunctional families would these be used a lethal weapon. The rest of the world used them to throw them at dartboards.

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    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the door handle trick worked...at giving children dental PTSD

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    Natalia A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do this in Cyprus for new year's. You clean the coin, wrap it in foil and drop it in the cake batter. Everyone knows it's there so they're careful:)

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving a battery on an unregulated charger is something a moron would do. 1970s or otherwise.

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