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Mom Gets Kicked Out For Not Taking The Hint That Her Son And DIL Want Alone Time
The great Argentine writer Jorge Luis Borges once said that all world literature can fit into four main plots: the siege of a city, the search, the passing away of God, and the homecoming. Well, we’re not sure what the great writer would say about today’s tale, but it certainly begins with a homecoming.
Just judge for yourself: the husband of the user u/Fun_Self_5904, who told us this story, returned home after two months of absence for work, and his wife, who had been so impatiently awaiting his return for many understandable reasons, suddenly encountered an unexpected obstacle to much-coveted intimacy in the form of… well, of course, his mom!
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The author of the post has a husband who once left for another state for 2 months with his work
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But when the guy returned home, he was met not only by his wife, but by his mom too
Image credits: u/Fun_Self_590
The MIL spent 9 days at the spouses’ house, not giving them a single minute for intimacy
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Image credits: u/Fun_Self_590
The woman finally lost her temper and said to MIL’s face that she wanted to have intimacy with her spouse and wanted her to leave as soon as possible
Image credits: Andrea Piacquadio (not the actual photo)
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Dread Pirate Roberts 1 year ago
Makes sense that MIL called them hosts cuz she's a freakin parasite.
Ge Po 1 year ago
Need to deal with it now, especially if they should consider having children.
Mike F 1 year ago
It ain't gonna happen. The dude needs to grow a pair and deal with his mother but it won't happen unless something drastic happens to change his outlook, or gives the situation some urgency. As long as his wife will run interference there's no reason for him to become the bad guy in the scenario. I've been there, right down to the prying, prowling, always underfoot, etc. It's not a life you want to live.
Load More Replies... Manny 1 year ago
I just don't get that she lives only an hour away why the need to stay nine days? An hour is not that far. Most people do that every day for their daily commute.
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
And not seeing him for two months meant she needed to stay for nine days? He hadn’t left for two years. Staying for a weekend would have been enough. But not asking if you can stay but just inviting yourself is crazy to me. MIL is clearly obsessed with her son if she can’t stand a small time apart.
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Dread Pirate Roberts 1 year ago
Makes sense that MIL called them hosts cuz she's a freakin parasite.
Ge Po 1 year ago
Need to deal with it now, especially if they should consider having children.
Mike F 1 year ago
It ain't gonna happen. The dude needs to grow a pair and deal with his mother but it won't happen unless something drastic happens to change his outlook, or gives the situation some urgency. As long as his wife will run interference there's no reason for him to become the bad guy in the scenario. I've been there, right down to the prying, prowling, always underfoot, etc. It's not a life you want to live.
Load More Replies... Manny 1 year ago
I just don't get that she lives only an hour away why the need to stay nine days? An hour is not that far. Most people do that every day for their daily commute.
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
And not seeing him for two months meant she needed to stay for nine days? He hadn’t left for two years. Staying for a weekend would have been enough. But not asking if you can stay but just inviting yourself is crazy to me. MIL is clearly obsessed with her son if she can’t stand a small time apart.
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