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Middle children often get to be the butt of the joke. Overlooked, underappreciated, and forgotten. But did you know that more than half of U.S. presidents were middle children? Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and John F. Kennedy were all middleborns. Got to get that attention somehow...

Wondering what it’s like being a middle child? We’ve got just the compilation for you! Here’s a list of the funniest posts and tweets about the fate of the middle child. As a middle child myself, I can say that I relate to most of them. And I agree that Kevin from Home Alone should’ve been a middle child. No one has ever forgotten the youngest one in my family; that honor was always bestowed upon me!

To know whether 'middle child syndrome' is true, Bored Panda reached out to Pediatric Neuropsychologist Dr. Rita Eichenstein. She's the author of Not What I Expected: Help and Hope for Parents of Atypical Children, and she kindly agreed to talk to us about the life of middle children. Read her expert insights below!

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Karina
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2 years ago

... we have a day?

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    Perfect analogy. Boomers still deem us too young and inexperienced to be in charge instead of them. Millenials see us as technologically outdated and suspiciously conservative. Both generations are loud, demanding, and constantly fighting each other, ignoring us.

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    tarryn norwich
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    2 years ago

    This is why my ma gets surprised at my hobbies and interests.. I'm 34.

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    J C
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    2 years ago

    Yeah I'm number 3/4 and I was left at places accidentally more than once. I can't imagine not looking to make sure I have everyone before taking off and driving away

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    That close?

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    Rory August
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    2 years ago

    Im #3 of 4... It's a special kind of ignored.

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    Subaru645
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My man is summoning all of his energy to get him through life

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Uno!

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    Frunkadunk
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    2 years ago

    This should be WAY higher on the list. 😂

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    No! I am also a middle child and I would notice if you never finished your sente

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    Bewarethere@gmail.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    C 4 me it wasn't the same. I was ALWAYS in trouble because of what my sister's did. But I was also invisible so I guess it's a win win. ☹️

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    Magazine
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I'm an eldest daughter and nobody considers me either

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The number of times I've been forgotten and so lost that I'm surpised I was never kidnapped (which coulda actually turned out better for me, dàmnit) are incredible. I'll start with the first time at 5yo, left alone to walk along a random beach in Los friggin' Angeles.

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    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sooooo...that's a maybe then? You might make it to Mel's concert?

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    JJ
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    2 years ago

    This is just sad

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I grew up in literal land... and decided to make a "fire" truck. Thank gawd I didn't burn the house down. My crime was revealed by the suspiciously repositioned rug to cover the singed wood flooring. Oopsy!

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    BTDubs
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    2 years ago

    That's literally me :/

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    Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Don't forget your parents. You can blame a lot on your parents.

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    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    All scents are invisible.

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    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What?

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I dont think my two middle child is true middles then. They have all had extremely induvudual taste and their own wardrobe. Lots of hand me downs, but not their siblings, we have a lot of clothes swap places they can take their pick at.

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    ITalkToChickens
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hades is the best of the three main gods. He only has one women, he actually does his job, and he does not get in a ton of fights with the other gods. Modern media has completely changed Hades from the most moral of the brothers into the villain.

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    M HOmero
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    2 years ago

    In the olden days, I, the middle boy of three, was the remote!

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    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

    Ouch! This one hurts!

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    Kalikima
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    2 years ago

    Why was a 5 yr old up at 11pm?!

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    Alessa Gillespie
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    2 years ago

    Damn. Not why I got my neck tattooed, but accurate.

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    Ria C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Matilda!

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    sho-haru here
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    i just realized speaking logically i am the middle child even though i am the oldest {my mom grew up raising her siblings and had a miscarriage before me}

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    Mila Sliacka
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    2 years ago

    Is there a stereotype about middle children being more dependent? I thought with all the overlooking it would be the other way around.

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    Hphizzle
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    2 years ago

    You forgot about the dog’s name.

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I would even get called by the dog's name before they come remember mine. My name is Weasel...it's not fukcing hard to remember, come on!

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    Amber Danner
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    2 years ago

    Definetly fear of missing out I’m a transplant so went from first born to middle and never gave up the first born status kept up with my oldest brothers but honestly it could have been the fomo

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    HA!

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    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago

    Little bother is right. But he's a lot better now. I'm 75, older bother is 77, younger bother is 71.

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    I need a nap.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Boredpanda, can y’all do your thing and tell me where to buy the gold trash bag? I think this would be hilarious to put in my parents house on April fools day. Regarding that they notice anything I do since I am, in fact, the middle child.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My granny made up for it. I was her favourite (out of 25+ grandkids) and she had at least ten framed photos of me in every single room of the house. The other grandkids barely got 10 photos combined.

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    2 years ago (edited)

    The thing I noticed the most, being a middle child, was being blamed for everything. I mean EVERYTHING. Now, in adulthood/almost a pensioner, I'm the only one, out of the 3 of us, that they're proud of. A BIT late, mum & dad!!!