“Unsafe For Morons But Safe For Everyone Else”: 40 Examples Of Architecture And Design That Don’t Prioritize Safety
Architecture and design are fascinating topics. There’s a seemingly never-ending discussion about the right balance between function and form, and we’ve recently written about the importance of ordinary beauty, as well as the disturbing trend of design homogenization. So naturally, we believe that aesthetics and artistic expression are definitely worth protecting. Here’s the issue though: should aesthetics trump safety?
To help you ponder this question, we’re featuring some of the very best posts from the r/ArchitectureForAdults subreddit (and a select few from elsewhere). It’s a niche online community that has a very unique perspective on the world. The members share photos and videos of truly gorgeous architectural and engineering designs that flirt with the line between safe and unsafe.
Scroll down and upvote your fave pics! Let us know which of these designs wowed you the most… and which scared the bejesus outta ya! If you’re anything like me and have a not-so-subtle fear of heights and falling, then you might want to hang on to your hats, Pandas. You’re about to get a big dose of vertigo. Go on ahead, I’ll be right with you, I just need to collect myself for a bit.
Bored Panda got in touch with an urban planner and designer from Sweden to get her opinion about the r/ArchitectureForAdults subreddit. She was kind enough to share her thoughts about safety and security in public spaces, as well as why the sub's tagline might not work in real life.
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Mural On The Back Of Acme Incorporated
Almost Pulled A Michael Scott While Delivering Groceries Today
You Don‘T Need To Be Drunk Anymore
"Stairs"
Dude, i'm blind from my left eye which means i have no depth perception, which causes me vertigo, in sum, i would probably die of broken neck syndrome on these stairs....
This Staircase
Forget about walking on them while drunk, I couldn't do it if I was sober.
All These Houses Are Connected By A Pool
On the one hand, this is really cool. On the other, maintenance and changing water must be hell, and stupidly wasteful.
In The 20’s, Fiat Had A Test Track On Top Of Their Production Warehouse
Bruh
Just Don’t Swing It Side To Side Too Much
Construction Of The Hindenburg- Yes, Those Are Ladders
These Obstacles Are Almost Invisible On The Bike Lane
What Was Their First Idea, Stairs Made Made From Piles Of Rusty Nails?
Well this actually makes sence If you want to cover all your bases, off you fall down a flight of stairs you may brake your neck and die but its not a sure thing, but here it is, even if you don't die from a broken neck, sure as f**k you Will die from brain trauma, after hitting those boulders with your head...
Meteora Monasteries, Greece
The Storseisundet Bridge In Norway
This 1930s Design Let You Hang Your Baby Over The Side Of A Building In A Cage
Fresh air,.. check. Sunshine,.. check. Pigeon droppings,.. check. Lifelong acrophobia,.. check.
Step Out Of A Bathtub Down A Flight Of Stairs, Anyone?
This Architect Accidentally Built A Death Ray That Melts Cars And Fries Eggs... Again
The Cannonball Loop Waterslide, A Slide So Dangerous It Was Shutdown Almost Immediately After Opening
Yes, It’s A Door
Hope You Don’t Drop Anything
On The Floor Of Doctor's Office. If You Trip On It, You're In The Right Place
Ok, I own up. I love this but it would have to be on a part of the floor where no one walks.
A Footbridge With Knee-High Sides
Indian Stepwells | The Construction Of Stepwells Is Mainly Utilitarian, Though They May Include Embellishments Of Architectural Significance, And Be Temple Tanks
Stairwell In A Hotel I Stayed In
I will probably be gripping on to the handrail like a baby koala riding the back of a cat walking across a tightrope upside down while having fire being thrown at it while being 500.00000000000000001million metres above a pool full of dolphins and skinwalkers.
Oh No
Window That Turns Into A Balcony
I Don't Even Know Where To Begin
I actually like this a lot. I would fall and die the very first time I used the stairs, but I do like the aesthetic
Looks Too Easy To Slip And Fall
the Rakotz-Bridge was not intended to be used - stepping onto it is prohibited. It was only built to look nice as a garden architecture highlight.
Wavy Stairs To Make Going Downstairs More Fun
The way I'd step in every wrong spot and plummet down the stairs
Hammock Bathtub
My big concerne would be : how to clean under it with all of the dusty Peebles ?
This Infinity Pool
Emergency Exit Looks Like Emergency By Itself
If there's a fire or anything you just have to do some parkour! Super easy when there is impending doom! :D
I Always Wanted A Treehouse
What Kind Of Stairs Is That Even????
These stairs are great. Instead of each tread using up the width of the staircase, you can fit in two steps. This is wonderful for confined spaces. It takes up about the same space as a ladder, but it's steps instead of rungs. The photograph has been taken from the top of the stairs, looking down. The steps are flat triangles. Start of with your right foot, then left on the next step down, continue until the bottom of the stairs.
Train To Machu Picchu With A Balcony
Skyslide At OUE Skyspace In Los Angeles, CA | An Outdoor Glass Slide That’s Attached To The Exterior Of The U.S. Bank Tower. The Skyslide Is 45 Feet Long, About Four Feet Wide And Made Entirely With 1.25-Inch Glass. Visitors Glide From The 70th To The 69th Floor. Now Permanently Closed
Internal Staircase For People Who Like Every Trip To Be An Adventure, And No Longer Have Children
Who needs kids when you can have... ✨Fancy stairs!✨ Now with even less railing!
These Urinals Where You Can Look Out To The Street. Windows Aren’t Tinted At All So You Can Also See In. Even Has A Sink On Top Of Each One
The Statue Of Liberty’s Torch, New York, NY
The torch has been closed since the "Black Tom" explosion of July 30, 1916, which was one of the largest acts of sabotage to our nation prior to the event of pearl harbor on December 7, 1941
It was closed because shrapnel from the explosion struck the statue, and caused damage to the arm. Visitors were putting undue stress on that part of the statue anyway, and the decision was made to close it off. You can visit the original torch (replaced in 1986) in the museum.
Adult Transportation
The Hanging Temple In China, And It’s Thigh High Guard Rails
Going up there would definitely make me suddenly feel the need to get religion.
Couldn’t Get A Good Seat? Risk Your Life Trying To Watch The Game!
Montagne De Bueren Staircase In Liège, Belgium | In 2013, It Was Ranked As #1 On The Huffington Post's List Of Most Extreme Staircases
God Forbid You Have A Baby Or A Little Dog
I Can See Many Kids Falling
Ohh there was a park by my house with one of those... Scared the c**p out of my 8yo self lol
Imagine Going Down On These Stairs
Hudson Yards Vessel, In New York City, NY | Often Debated On Its Construction For Being Too Easy For Imbeciles To Jump/Fall Off
Accident Prone
Somebody Told Me To Post This Here
They Put A Trampoline In The Sky
This ones actually not that bad, they built the largest trampoline in the world and if you look at a video in which they use the trampoline the rails are actually pretty high. (it's Drew Dirkson's trampoline btw if u want to look it up)
Paternoster Lifts At Prague City Hall
Ponte Dei Salti A Bridge With Knee-High Sides In Ticino (Southern Switzerland)
People really are afraid in this post with all the "knee high" bridge photos. You go your whole life without giant walls around you. It's this weird thing called walking
This House Near Goose Creek, Alaska
That is pretty cool. It looks like you could take an old mine cart from top to bottom!
Let Me Show You Around The House.. Wait Don’t Go There!
Is it a house or a business? Way back it was pretty common to unload goods to a second-floor warehouse above a store. They would already be on a wagon or truck 1/4 of the way up and it was easier than hefting them down to ground level and then back up stairs.
Zen Yikes
Not as bad as some of the stairs on here. At least you have poles to hold onto.. And it looks so beautiful and neat.
It’s Fine, Nothing To Worry About
Looks like my 3 year old's Lego towers that cause him angst when falling over immediately after construction.
1880 Switchback Railway At The Hotel Arcadia, Santa Monica
Massive Retractable Windows On This Train In Switzerland
Night At The Drive In
Just Hop On And Off The Back As The Bus Slows Down
Guardrails? We Don't Need No Stinking Guardrails
Autobahn, Germany's Highways, Have No Speed Limits
Skylight For Adults
What‘s so bad about this? Are you all really so scared? Don‘t you have common sense anymore?
Spiral Staircase In The Middle Of The House
I think this should be architecture created BY morons and unsafe for reasonable, logical people
Architects trying to be original and clever but just big fails.
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Load More Replies...yeah I got tingles just looking at some of the pix.
Load More Replies...I think this should be architecture created BY morons and unsafe for reasonable, logical people
Architects trying to be original and clever but just big fails.
Load More Replies...As is the case with so many boredpanda threads - regurgitation of previous posts.
Load More Replies...yeah I got tingles just looking at some of the pix.
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