Chemistry jokes, physics jokes, biology jokes, and science jokes we posted earlier might have provided you with a sufficient dose of top-tier entertainment. However, I believe you've been eagerly waiting for a post dedicated to the mother of all sciences - math. And you know what? The internet is full of funny science jokes, and there are just as many good puns about math that would be sinful not to share.
While division by 0 is still impossible, you know what isn't? The likelihood to impress the person you've been talking to using funny math puns. The chances might be low, but never zero. *smirking face* Pardon my awful sense of humor. Math jokes might not be everyone's cup of tea. But hey, some math pick up lines are pretty darn cute! However, if funny math jokes feed your inner Carl Gauss or shouting out a random math pun is your secret party trick, you do you, you little brainiac. P.S. I'd definitely invite you to a party.
Although we're all for entertainment and finding ways to kill boredom here at Bored Panda, we also love a good educational moment. Even if that educational moment is in the form of a joke, pun, or even a silly pick-up line. Psst, let me reveal to you a little secret. Only a big brain can handle jokes as sophisticated as the ones we have prepared for you below. Scroll below for some witty math puns, and let us know if there's a math joke on the list that made you giggle or... cringe!
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Why was the math book so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What's the warmest part of a room?
The corners — they're always 90 degrees.
Not in my house. There isn't a true 90 degree angle anywhere. There all somewhere between 85 and 95
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
Well it’s possible it might end in like 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000… digits but we consider that irrational since it goes on for a really long time.
Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?
Because they’re probably plotting something.
Are monsters good at math?
No, unless you Count Dracula.
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
3.14.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?
It was three feet deep, on average.
Why did Pi and the imaginary number get divorced?
Because Pi wouldn't be rational, and the imaginary number refused to get real.
There was a reason why the other numbers stayed away from Pi. Once Pi starts to talk it will go on and on forever!
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra.
What math problems do German students have trouble answering?
Do you know what the square root of 81 is?
9! (nein)
Why are algebra's friends tired of talking to him?
Because he's always asking them to find his x. (We don't know y.)
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school. But I reached my limit with Calculus.
A mathematician once walked into a restaurant. The waitress went over to his table and asked him what he wanted. He replied, "1.57"! The waitress was very confused but it turns out that he wanted to have half of a pi!
My mother was making pumpkin pie as a way to celebrate Pi day! I strictly told her each and every member of the house should get no more than 3.14 slices!
Seeing everybody join social media, Pi was once inspired to join Twitter. However, it was majorly disappointed because a tweet only had 280 characters and that would never be enough to express itself!
What did the student say about the equation she couldn’t solve?
“This is derive-ing me crazy!”
Why did the mathematician return his pie to the bakery?
They made it wrong — πr², not round!
How did the detective figure out that the algebra teacher was a spy?
She was always plotting something.
There was a murder in the maths department. When the police and the other detectives couldn't solve this murder, they brought in a special investigator. His name was MAGNUM P.I.!
I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomials.
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his friend the dime?
Because it had more cents.
What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Moon pi.
What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Pi in the sky.
I was in this maritime history class and the professor revealed some very interesting facts. He said that of the sailors in the 22/7 percent of them were pi-rates!
I was very keen to know what my nephew was doing in the garden. He was looking at the sun and making calculations. Upon further inspection, I understood that he was trying to divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter to get an end result of a Pi in the sky!
After years and years of rumors, Pi finally announced that it was going to write a book about its own life. This was going to its auto-pi-ography!
Last weekend, Pi again got into a driving accident. He was going way over the acceptable speed limit and was not slowing down and soon got into a crash! The police had to revoke the driving license because Pi never knows when to stop!
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.
It’s always a good idea to bring a mathematician camping. They come prepared with a pair of axis.
Why won't the student finish his coordinate geometry assignment after doing the rest of his math homework?
Because graphing is where he draws the line
Why did the mathematician insist on a wood-burning fireplace?
Because he preferred natural logs.
The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but graphing is where I draw the line.
Researchers were astonished when they discovered something new in Alaska. They found out that the value of pi decreases every day over there. They later realized that everything shrinks in the cold!
I, once, went with a friend to buy some pie for Halloween. As I asked what the volume of the pumpkin pie was, my mathematician friend interjected by saying pi-r square! The baker looked shocked and said that pies aren't squares, they are round!
