What If Renaissance Sculptures “Behaved” In A Modern Way

It took me a while to spot it... you, sculptor, are a genius!

Leaving aside the artistic/contemporary commentary, this sculptor is EXTRAORDINARY!!

These are so well done

pale people problems.

That would so happen, too!

This is really hilarious. A Roman lady wearing a thong under the long skirt.

Yeah, but hey: have you ever tried carving pubic hair?

I would bet you many coins I feel a stirring in my loins.

"Oh, yes, very thought-provoking...er, who did you say the model was again...?"

They didn't wear undies back then.

Love this one

woah the way you got the cheek to genuinely look like she is eating a lollipop without making it stiff or weird is impressive

my fave

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"smoke weed everyday"

And we come to our next piece, titled, "I Was Like, Whatever"

she looks like the worcester high school girl from shrek 3

i love it

thank you for calling excalibur carriage insurance how may i help you?

She's giving a Ted Talk.

Ha lol love it!!!!

No, Luke, I am your sister.

oOF I feel like I look like this with braces *wiNCe*

Hold on I'm having a flashback!!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

Hhh this looks like my cousin

Next on our tour is "Girl About to Slapped into Next Week by Mother"

Poor Margarette, she never got far in her sign-language classes.

What a cunning linguist.

Tat on a tit.

do people actually ever get DOTD skull tattoos on their boob?

I think I saw exactly this at a Renaissance Faire.

Ah, the great William Shakespeare: "To Bee, or NOT to Bee..."

In the words of famed philosopher Eddie Izzard: "I'm covered in BEES!!!"

... and now we know he was just a bee student.

Oh gosh, I cant look at that hive around his neck! No no no no

Hahaha!

I highly doubt that picking your nose is "modern".

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but if you pick your friend's nose you gotta eat it. Them's the rules.