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It’s no secret that getting along with management people is not always a given, but rather a gift. They often put too much pressure on the backs of already stressed employees, making it a perfectly toxic workplace environment to brew and prosper. And in some more extreme cases, it gets passive-aggressive, to say the least.

The corner of Reddit known by the name which screams sarcasm, Thanks Management, is a safe space to talk about hard things. According to the subreddit’s description, it’s a place made for “Showcasing notices from imperious middle managers, owners, landlords, school administrators, mean bosses, and overall pedants. Bonus points for misspellings, exclamation marks, threats over petty bullshit.”

And they mean it. From evil posters put up in the staff room as if nothing happened to the implementation of very questionable tools that are supposed to boost productivity at the expense of people, these are some take-notes-kids examples of how not to run your business.

#1

Landlord Cites Old Testament In Increasing Rent

Landlord Cites Old Testament In Increasing Rent

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Hans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"brucie baby"...this escalated quickly.

Draco Malfoy
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ikr, it went from we are pretty chill, to I hate you asshole lol

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Freya the Wanderer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jerks can use the Bible to justify anything. It was used to justify slavery and denying painkillers to women in labor.

Demon Child
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Lazy Panda, it does not make it seem like religious people are bad, but there are a lot like this

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Terry Smith
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking as a Christian, this makes me SO MAD. Abuse of the Bible horrible. For your own gain? Yeah, that fills me with rage. This scripture refers to the one tribe in Israel (the Levites) assigned to be the priests and leaders of worship. The tithe was to go to them for this service they provided. Her response is spot on, and MORE than appropriate. She has way more tact than I could have mustered in her shoes.

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my experience, his use of the bible sounds about right. Reason #5462 I left Christianity.

Aragorn II Elessar
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Numbers 18:21 doesn’t even make any f*****g sense in this context

Olivier Spanhove
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The landlord was joking, see the original twitterthread: https://twitter.com/racheldenav/status/1164602534335569920

Altair
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those who wonder, Numbers 18:21 is " And, behold, I have given the children of Levi all the tenth in Israel for an inheritance, for their service which they serve, even the service of the tabernacle of the congregation."

Jamma
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the landlord would be taking that tithe straight to the church if he is using that verse. It wasn't intended to set up a tithe for property managers!

Dylan Cameron
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zec 7:10 - Do not defraud the widow or the fatherless child, the foreigner or the poor; and do not scheme evil against one another in your hearts.’

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    #2

    Eye See What They Think Of Management

    Eye See What They Think Of Management

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    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, carp! Civilization as we know it is DOOMED!

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed the opportunity to put them on double O in ‘googly’..

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was this notice seen as Toxic or Greedy Management in the first place? Management shouldn't need to put a notice up at all.

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    #3

    Is Your Car Too Old? Well You're Fired Since A Responsible Person Would Own A Luxury Vehicle

    Is Your Car Too Old? Well You're Fired Since A Responsible Person Would Own A Luxury Vehicle

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    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. What if I have a 1986 VW Syncro. Pretty good condition. Management says that I might COMMIT FRAUD BECAUSE ITS AN OLD CAR. What the eff indeed.

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about, "I consider my personal financial decisions and purchases a private matter. I understand your concerns about employees with high debt burdens; rest assured that my frugality in not replacing a working vehicle is a sign that I am not financially over-extending myself or taking on unnecessary debt. If the company wants to ensure a certain vehicle standard as part of managing appearances for our customers/clients, please issue me a company car."

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Or "I love clapped out old cars, ta very much, sod off". Flipping cheek!

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely insane. If you want your employees to project a certain image then provide company cars, wth.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t! So inappropriate. I keep my cars until they die. None of their business. Also, so they think that if you have an older car or any financial distress you are going to steal or commit fraud. Correct me if I am wrong, but it looks like Wall street commits more fraud than any of the rest of us so they can pay for their brand new cars. Sick

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never heard of a company doing credit checks for their employees. What they spend their own money on is none of their damn business.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, it’s a common practice in the U.S. I’ve been turned down from a job because of my poor credit. They didn’t give two shits that it was all medical bills. How getting stuck with $375k in hospital bills my health insurance wouldn’t pay for equates to poor financial decision making is beyond me. The joys of being American.

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    Jarno Flinkers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy a monstertruck and park it ON management's vehicles.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Sirs or Madams, I am so very glad you ask. As you may gave noticed I, in fact, had more expensive car when I started working here. The problem 7s, it kept beeing burglared on the company parking lot 3-4 times a week. My need to downgrade my car, and my problematic financial situation arose from the need to frequwntly replace the windows of my car. While I am in no position to tell you how to do your job, one possible solution to this issue might be to pay your employees adequat, so sthey do not have to break into the cars of their coworkers and steal their belongings. Of course I understand how busy you are, but maybe, if you would mind your own buissness, you would not have to mind mine. Sincerely Shitty car owner Also here is my two weeks notice

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My understanding is that business owners can be liable if they don't pay for security if there is a reasonable proof of a history of persistent criminal activity on their grounds.

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    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American corporations are insane. The fact that a credit check from potential employers is common and legal is depressing but this letter is possibly even worse.

    Kno
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what universe is this acceptable? I read a lot of absurd stuff but this takes the cake.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which part of "Personal Matter" confused them so much they decided to write this whole letter?

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    Nobody is safe from mean management practices in the workplace, regardless of how much you love or hate your job. But let’s be honest, the more pressure we have put on our shoulders, the less motivated we are to add that extra bit of effort to the company we work for.

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    And although this can happen for many different reasons, mean managers can be a huge setback for us professionally and emotionally. But how you determine whether the management has indeed crossed the line? Buzzwords like toxic workplace are all over the place, but when it comes to real life, most of us are left scratching our heads.

    Rude behavior toward employees is generally defined as a display of disrespect, a breaking of social norms or expectations, a breach of etiquette, or ignoring "accepted" behavior. It can also mean that a manager is behaving inconsiderately, aggressively, or deliberately offensively.

    #4

    From Best Buy's Training

    From Best Buy's Training

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    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The test writer should join hair splitters anonymous.

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever designed that deserves a gold medal in mental gymnastics.

    lenniee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A case of Potato Potahto me thinks

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they don't want you to get the right answer, they want to tell you

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to play these sort of games, I don't want to work for you.

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never see Best Buy the same again

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb mandatory course company makes u take. Just an elaborate disclaimer on you!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, FFS! That’s just Best Buy being huge assholes.

    Morgan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporations are sticklers for the correct wording...bet you won't forget this...for the rest of your life

    Anon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Instructional Designer we usually are under so much pressure to create a certain number questions we sometimes have to resort to things like this!

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My favorite animal is a: 1) dog 2) cat 3) chinchilla 4) the alligator I feed you to if you get this wrong." of course, all answers are correct.

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    #5

    Snitch On Your Server, 25% Off Your Bill And Saliva In Your Drink

    Snitch On Your Server, 25% Off Your Bill And Saliva In Your Drink

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    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing could go wrong here. /s

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I could lie and get 25% off my bill? There is no way of verifying if I was lying or not. This is just wrong

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a car wash years ago. If I didn't smile the wash was free, out of my check. People either lied a whole lot, or just weren't paying attention while they were counting out 299 gross pennies from their ashtray.

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    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no, I ain't no snitch. They are already getting minimum, or below minimum wage why in the world would I do that? How about I tip them 25% instead?

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my service was seriously negatively impacted, I might say something, but not just to get a freaking discount!

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of cheap sociopaths out there who would jump at the opportunity to save five cents at the expense of someone else's job.

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    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid. There is absolutely no way to verify this. Restaurant is going to lose a bunch of money, while a whole bunch of employees get in trouble for something they didn't do

    judy baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't they do something similar in Nazi Germany. Neighbors snitching on other neighbors?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see two off-duty servers using this to compound whatever employee discount (probably 0%) they are already getting...

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck with that! Soon no more bartenders/servers available.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... and the 25% off won't come from the server's pocket right? "wink wink"....

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    #6

    The Battle Of Fonts

    The Battle Of Fonts

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    Thijs L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh i agree with that one

    Screeching Cryptid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you do realize that comic sans is more dyslexia friendly?

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    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everyone hate comic sans?

    Maryse Faucher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic Sans ms was made for dislexic and disortographia I have both and this font seriously helped me

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was designed to look like handwriting. It helps with dyslexia by happenstance.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the problem with Comic Sans. People are obviously using it because they like the way it looks. IMO it's the same as asking people asking people not dye their hair.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shouldn't the second one be in some fancy paper with the company's logo and a proper graphic design? I mean, they are a fortune 500 company

    Raabh Aquino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic Sans is helpful for people with dyslexia. What's wrong with its design anyway? I never understood the hate towards CS.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to argue with this one

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh. Comic Sans is much maligned by a modest number of very loud people who hate it. And frequently used by equally loud people who absolutely love it. Personally, I hate it, but use it when I really want to irritate the hell out of my coworkers. sometimes, its fun watching an entire office go up into flames over an email announcing that so-and-so had another baby.

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    Justin G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about don’t use Arial you hypocrite :)

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    Rudeness can manifest in many forms, from passive-aggressive behavior, micromanaging, anger management problems, to favoritism towards one person, bullying, and many more. The mean behavior can also be used as a way to display one’s power and show superiority over others, and in this case, as well as others, you'd better run far away from it.

    In such cases, setting boundaries is key. Everyone should learn to distance themselves from a manager who’s mean to them and, at some point, stop taking in all the negativity. In other cases, if you are sure that your boss is incompetent, it’s just reasonable to become a leader on your own.

    Management will notice your initiative eventually, and you will likely earn some extra points just by keeping the mean person out of the loop.

    #7

    This Is Just Sad

    This Is Just Sad

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    Screeching Cryptid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please dont diss vampires by comparing them to employers

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    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. I've seen it posted several times in comedy clubs and themed restaurants.

    Jona Thiessen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for sharing that- My faith in humanity was misplaced during the 2016 election. I don't need another reason to hate the world

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually coupled with "Firings will continue until morale improves"

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t cry at vork? Then vat are you vorking vor?

    Capelli rosa e patate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I read this as sarcastic humor. Is this not meant to be funny?

    Olly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this supposed to be a joke?

    Dawn Adams
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    4 years ago

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    #8

    Gym Management. Have Fun With This One

    Gym Management. Have Fun With This One

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the wording, it's mainly addressed to people who are too lazy to clean up after them.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is designed to shame men who leave them lying around by taking a shot at their masculinity. Pretty effective when dealing with the meathead types

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    M M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. No excuse not to tidy after yourself.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I like! It's addressing jerk customers instead of employees.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this. People who leave weights lying all over the gym are lazy and inconsiderate. The "girls" part is a bit sexist though.

    Tanya Palik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Im a female bodybuilder. I don't think this is funny but probably effective.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it...the guy that pushes 100kg an scream like a power lifter but can pull those weights where they belong, because they are heavy...shame the bastards!!

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont be stupid, none of you have gone to the gym and seen guys grunting overly loud and dropping their weights after every dead lift to let everyone know what theyre doing and than leaving the weights on the bar and not cleaned either (before covid).

    Ashley Fernandes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I approve of this becasue it's shaming the manly men into cleaning up after themselves by with the implication that they are weaker than the check in girl. I approve. I approve.

    James Pointer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You approve of being compared to people who refuse to clean up after themselves? Having your sex referred to as a negative? And that women aren't strong? ... Okay

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    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok this one was actually funny though

    René Studer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, relax. It was supposed to be a joke.

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    #9

    Op Was Fired For Not Showing Up To Work On 5 Hours Of Notice At 3:30am

    Op Was Fired For Not Showing Up To Work On 5 Hours Of Notice At 3:30am

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting fired from such a company doesn't sound that bad.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's a vacation from the pay they need to survive until the next week. Very helpful.

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    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh! you texted your boss exactly 12 hours later! cool.

    Norah Reilly
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k them - get a lawyer!

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson learned: keep your phone next to the bed in case your boss needs to communicate with in the middle of the night. /s

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, that begs the question: why 3 am? Did the boss forget to ask the day before and suddenly remembered at 3 am? Did someone call the boss at 2:55 am to say, "I can't come in"? Did a client in Australia need something for their next day?

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    Tantalum_Radium
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst bit is explaining to your new job! Having to pretend everything was positive! I’d love to tell the truth and for my next employer so just say if they are the same bitchy, backstabbing, favour over merit workplace valuing vile monsters too.

    devi L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please tell me what OP stands for? I feel so old lol is it original post? Please and thank you kindly :)

    A Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means Original Poster. No worries though. :)

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    MikeMaxis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a person was in an "On Call" status this would be fine. Otherwise not.

    Domonkos Kiss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought as well. It will could be that he/she was an airline worker with paid "stand-by" role and then it is a perfectly sound reason for firing. Obviously, if this was just a regular job, then it is just unacceptable.

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    Renate Stargardt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 years ago, I was working in a tanning salon. My supervisor called me at 1:30 am at Sunday night and told me ... obviously drunk ... I had to do her next shift (10 am to 5 pm), because she felt "sick". I told her to take an aspirin and drink plenty of water before bed ... then her hangover might not be that bad. Then I muted my phone and slept until noon ... she had called 23 times ( ! ) and then left a really rude message, basically saying, she was going get me fired. I let my boss hear what kind message she left me, while she was really drunk. I was not fired ... and she received a written warning.

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    Whatever happens, make yourself a top priority. It’s just not fair to allow yourself to be treated badly and purposefully disrespected day by day by someone who has no reason to do so. In some extreme cases, even the best reasoning is not an excuse for anyone to shout or offend you, whether it’s a co-worker, a manager, or a boss.

    #10

    Gentle Reminder From Management

    Gentle Reminder From Management

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    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, doing cocaine takes a lot less than 20 seconds.

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta rack up perfect lines, that's gonna add to the 20 seconds.

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    sylvantic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here. wash your hands.

    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya see, you have the rolled up paper already in your pocket. And it already has the coke in it, so you line it up! Simple! Nopleasedontdothisibegofyoupleaseno

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    #11

    Anti-Picnic Picnic Benches

    Anti-Picnic Picnic Benches

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You misunderstand, only 2 of the 3 sides have this sign --- there's only one picnic side.

    turtledove
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold on are you being sarcastic or not?? cuz it makes sense but it sounds like a joke..?

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    Aurelia!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you supposed to do there then?

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be the signs are temporary and relate to COVID safety - not gathering together.

    Shoddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's in a pubs garden and they don't want you sitting there taking up a table with your picnic.

    Renate Stargardt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda get that one. Unfortunately, many people leave their trash behind, when they had a picnic. So, if it's just an area, where you supposed to sit and relax ... and the "owners" don't want to spend extra money on someone, that keeps the place clean, than that sign is understandable.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are NOT picnicking, we are: having an outing, dining alfresco, lunching, grazing, nibbling, noshing, partaking of afternoon tea.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's missing a comma. "No, picnics" The 'no' was for whatever you were doing that wasn't a picnic, lol.

    Irene Atencio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be explained as social distancing.

    Gary French
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These may be a businesses garden and so they don't want people having their own food there.

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    #12

    Feel The Love

    Feel The Love

    jimbochimbo Report

    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a comical sign that you can purchase from amazon, walmart and varoitus other places https://www.walmart.com/ip/Employees-Company-Policies-Funny-Sign-Great-Break-Room-Decor-If-you-business-manage-employees-gotta-funny-company-policy-sign-it-By-TreasureGurus-LLC/224890702

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    Chris B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon. This must be some fun sign. Something you just can buy on amazon for mocking your colleagues.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like satire, and I truly hope it is satire.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a joke poster.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a joke sign

    Linus Nilsson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many in the comments seems to not realize this

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was meant to be a joke. I'm positive (finger crossed) that this isn't happening anywhere.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is copied from a joke post on the internets.

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know here in Scotland we are legally allowed to be off work for 7 days without a sick note. Has been a godsend for me as I struggle with my depression sometimes. Seeing this is the workplace would have me running for the hills.

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    #13

    Got Ya!

    Got Ya!

    reddit.com Report

    Natalia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only take this as a joke from both sides!

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, harsh reaction, but how heavy must the rain be? I have never seen rain able to prevent me from going to work. Perhaps flooding?

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been prevented by flooding. Swimming wouldn't help either - if my car can't get to the other side it I'm not going to get very far on foot! It would take me over 10 hours to walk to the office. Though only 2 hours to the nearest train station but I'd be rather wet and probably not feeling my most dedicated.

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    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh. I'm pretty sure this is a joke

    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that this one is a joke. Or at least I hope it is.

    Nolan Schekel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yes well my car never got lessons soooooo”

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of relationship I have with my staff. When they are running late because 'the bus hasn't come', I argue that there is no way they can prove that they didn't over sleep and miss the bus, one of them sent a picture of themselves at the bus stop holding the previous days newspaper saying, 'I've been waiting this long'!

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing to much context.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You dont text, you call in

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not if your manager never asnwers his damn phone, and his voicemail is so backed up that it refuses to let you leave a message. then, the first time you text and find out he's an idiot who only selectively reads texts... the second time. I swear, when that guy left, it halved my workload, because I wasn't taking care of his crap too.

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the city flood?? You cant walk in puddles? get to work. I am in Northern Canada and was a Mover in -50 celcius with the wind chill

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    #14

    Damn No More Group Crying And Screaming

    Damn No More Group Crying And Screaming

    Specter-N7 Report

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least it wasn't an outright ban!

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Guys I really need some time alone." "You will have to wait in line like the rest of us."

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My problem is my sense of humor is so warped, I can't tell if others are crazy or funny. To me, posting this is funny as hell!

    Cori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I established a screaming closet at my old job working with autistic preschoolers. I loved my job but it could be incredibly frustrating. It isn't productive or ethical to express this frustration in front of the kids, but we're still human. So I designated a closet in an empty classroom as the place to go when staff became overwhelmed. 'Hang on, I need to run to the closet real quick' was code for 'come take over for me. I just need a minute.'

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this has to be a joke

    Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least management is acknowledging that that's exactly what happens in restaurants. You can't, well, shouldn't I guess, hell, shouldn't have to period, do it in front of the customer's, and the walk-in's muffle your voice pretty well so it's a good place. Honestly I kinda miss being able to step out and let it out before going back to the grind.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, there was an option of group screaming & crying before?

    Lisa Monzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is tongue in cheek.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok why would you need group crying? As a matter of fact why would you need a sign that talks about any crying? What's up with the job?

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    #15

    Old But Gold

    Old But Gold

    switchum Report

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet it grew mold... Wish I coulda watched it unfold! The employees likely didn't do as they were told.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd block my supervisor or manager so that everytime they try call me, I'll say "phones should be switched off"

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    none of them have a reason to be calling personal phones

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about air? Am I allowed to use your precious air?

    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, sorry, you must purchase an oxygen tank and breathing mask! Not sorry!

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    I Drink Lava Lamps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, my daughters school is supposed to call HQ (I'm a paramedic for the fire department), asks to speak to me, gets routed through whatever channels in HQ to figure out who my captain is for the day, then try getting in touch with my captain who then tries to get in touch with me, but I'm not at the station, and am on a call and could be for hours. Let's assume this is an asthma attack they she already tried to manage before going to the school nurse, who tried to manage it before calling me or calling 911. When all that needed to be done was to call my phone, leave a message (if needed), and as soon as I stop to get water/refill air, I can check it and respond appropriately. That particular employer can pound sand. My phone stays on and near me.

    Tanya Palik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tape a dollar bill and tell them to keep the change.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hand them $1 and tell them it's for the next year's worth of phone charging.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not how power consumption works

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    RiverStyxJix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase 'theft of electricity' sounds like some sort of bad-ass movie/book title, not a sentence used in a sign on the wall of a store with shitty management.

    JL Phillipsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, we'd all better stop flushing the toilets. I'll tell everyone.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its true, but supposed to be for anyone just coming in off the street to charge their phone.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Theft of electricity”, huh? Well, what about that five to ten, sometimes fifteen, minutes of overtime every day that you won’t pay me for, because you decided to put the time clock online, and I have to have my computer up and running so I can clock in by the start of my shift, which means I have to get to the office early because it takes forever to log on and get the program running so I can sign in and not be docked for every minute I’m late, yet you won’t pay for better, faster equipment—-which will burn less electricity to run so you won’t have to be such an asshole about the fraction it takes to charge my cellphone? What about that? (Actually had an employer make that switch to an online time clock, but the work computers took two f*****g forevers to start up so we could sign in. They didn’t pay us for coming in early every day just so we could clock in on time. That’s time theft.)

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    #16

    Tilted Bathroom Break

    Tilted Bathroom Break

    DaveVescio Report

    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the "Why deal with a problem by speaking directly with those involved when you can make everyone miserable?" school of management.

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as, "We got new toilets but gave the wrong specs, so we're selling it as a 'time-saver.'

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    Erin C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They underestimate a woman's ability to stay in unbearable positions for more than 5 minutes.

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the gratitude felt by those with short legs!

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue legal action from an employee who suffers from IBS....

    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have IBS and I can say that this would not work for me at ALL

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hostile architecture is an expression of hostility.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I always go to work, clock on, and then sleep an hour or two on the John ... doesn't everybody do this? Hm, well - this is just effed up. Sometimes, people HAVE to sit there longer, because they have some kind of health issue, or just have eaten something wrong they didn't take that well - and then, on top, it also is intentfully uncomfortable and stressing and stuff? Fug Dub, that is! Totally Fug Dub.

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, people at my work will spend a half hour, maybe an hour sitting in there watching movies on their phones, make phone calls, etc. If you need to actually use the toilet, sometimes it's difficult to find a stall that isn't being used as a lounge.

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    Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit backwards and there's a resting place for your phone

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am in a country where more and more employers are giving employees a day off every week without loss of pay with only one condition. They have to spend that day for themselves. So no housework or anything. Just stuff that's good for your (mental) health.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's pay thousand of dollard to install new toilet instead of giving decent break to our employees

    Debi Blackshaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have short legs so I'd be fine 😁

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time!

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    #17

    We’re All Finally Saved

    We’re All Finally Saved

    FiftyOne151 Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only sell the natural alternatives to vaping.

    Lilian Della Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, vapes contain a lot more nicotine and toxic materials than cigarettes, though cigarettes are still bad of course

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    Laura Craig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh Marlboro, even after all these years I still miss your sweet, stinky embrace!!!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because it's easier to ban them all together rather than creating restriction laws etc.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it’s because vape cartridges killed some people in summer / fall 2019. Nobody remembers because covid came right after.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lobbying working overtime

    Derwith Kennedy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working overtime in this comments section with the "Killed a bunch or people in 2019" junk.

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    htbq
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAFES is a military store and I don't think they have a government approved vendor for vapes. especially vape liquids can contain THC and hemp products, which are strictly prohibited for active duty members.

    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ciggarettes are actually better for you than vaping.

    Susanne Müller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but they kill you much more slowly whereas the vape cartridges killed quite a few teenagers and young adults in 2019.

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    Gary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big tobacco money talks

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    #18

    Old Mate Number 11 Saving Me From Having To S*** On Op's Desk

    Old Mate Number 11 Saving Me From Having To S*** On Op's Desk

    Franklet Report

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of that doesn't requires talent, but does requires appropriate salary - making an effort, doing a little extra, etc.

    Glory The Rainwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being High Energy. Yeah, I totally don't have to drink goddamn English tea just to stay awake while i'm literally typing this

    Tim Haight
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if being coachable means being micromanaged and constantly criticized it takes talent to not tell the asshole boss to take this job and shove it

    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the title of this one

    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does using good body language even mean?

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blech. Who wants to work for this person?

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Numbers 2, 3, 5, 8, and 10 require good pay. Number 6 requires body language skills, i.e. talent. Number 3 requires you to be non-disabled. Number 9 requires good training from the workplace.

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am officially the most talented person ever.

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    #19

    A Basic Human Need Is Not Allowed For Cashiers

    A Basic Human Need Is Not Allowed For Cashiers

    Juno_Girl Report

    Beth L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a food service place, that's kind of a health code issue. A restaurant near my office keeps getting dinged for personal beverages in the food prep areas.

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't even considered that, but in this case it says "up front at the registers" so likely not a food prep area.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sara can shove that BS where the sun don't shine. Personal items I understand but water, seriously. Either Sara is dehydrated and can't think straight or she is an idiot.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Joann Fabrics. You couldn't have liquids at the cash register. Their reasoning was it was basically a computer, and they didn't want liquids spilled on it. However, that could never happen, since it was raised up on a pedestal type of thing. They just wanted to be asshats.

    Jarno Flinkers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Sara, I'd like to take you to the court clerk so we can legally change your name to Karen.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a cashier pass out from dehydration in front of me once. I was FURIOUS. The manager was all, "It's policy", and I'm thinking, "She needs an ambulance now, you -------------".

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A policy is not something written in the stars. A manager who enforces this kind of s**t is an asshole, even if s/he didn't create the rule him/herself. These people should be taken to court, but the mother**** know that minimum salary workers don't have the time, the energy or the money to defend their rights.

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    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget water, this sign is enough to drive you to a bottle of liquor

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do it anyway. If nobody obeys, then it isn’t a rule.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes right along with Amazon’s policy of no bathroom use unless your lawyer can prove you have a sphincter & bladder.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third will be "f**k you. I quit."

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    #20

    Osha Is On The Phone What Should I Tell Them

    Osha Is On The Phone What Should I Tell Them

    kakapoopoopeepeeshir Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when I'm in this lift on my own, I'm screwed. Pretty hard to jump when you're in a wheelchair...

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it motorized? If so, crank that baby up to high power and ram backwards into a wall. That should do the trick. For safety concerns, please do not forget to wear a helmet... 😉

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    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it will move. Plummeting down.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, elevator does not move, landlord f*****g pays to have it fixed. One hard jump too many on an upper floor that breaks that cable and landlord will have a bad—-and so easily avoidable—-situation, plus media coverage, on landlord’s hands. Or landlord will be reported to the housing authorities and my lawyer and I will see landlord in court. After which, landlord will not only pay to fox the elevator, but also fines to the court and housing authorities, plus damages to all the tenants in that building.

    B00ts 2.0
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend in a wheelchair: *looks at stairs and puts on helmet and goggles* so you wanna do this the hard way eh? its f*****g on biss

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah , I'm getting the fck out of it

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did move. Very, very fast, all the way down to the skyscraper's new basement.

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    #21

    A Greedy Boss Makes The Worst Sign

    A Greedy Boss Makes The Worst Sign

    Moss_Piglet_ Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope this is a joke because this is pure sh!t

    John Edgar Werner Philips
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these are fine, like "The customer just called...the job was perfect!" Or "We are way ahead of schedule!" But good god, nearly all the other ones are just no.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "Why don't you go home early..." I've had a boss who we told that maybe 2 times a month due to her back pains, and she was as nice as you can wish.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bosses don't understand. you're the boss so many this company it's yours... so you have a reason to work late, because it's your reason to lives. but your employees are employees they don't have a share in your entreprise!

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much time did this entitled prick spend making this attempted atrocitation? Fuggim! I guess getting fired is the only thing you might receive from this workplace that could at least cause partial happiness...

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you summarize all those, it says, "Yes, you can go home, boss, because we live to make you money and will stay late and come in early because you're such a terrific person and deserve to go have fun while we pick up the slack and work extra hard for no extra pay." Jesus, this person is a delusional narcissist.

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was at a interview and I saw this sign, I'd tell them I changed my mind specifically because of the sign.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right...I was wrong! - Never gonna hear me say that. I'm coming in early tomorrow! - Why would I...so nope. I just love your meetings! - Buddy...no. Given the chance to keep working here I would gladly accept a cut in pay - It's a no from me. Can we make Fridays "dress-up" days? - How sweet but no. I really don't need a raise...my review alone was more than enough - Said no one ever. Profits are up...costs are down - did you fire more hard working employees? Of course i don't mind working late - I've got shiz to do so no. The suggestion box is empty - maybe because you don't fix anything. We are way ahead of schedule - not with your leadership. We love this place - are you talking about my home? Then yes. I'm sorry that problem was all my fault - yes I did spill coffee over your desk but I'm not sorry though. We decided to work this weekend to get ahead - Ahead of what, dude...no. I've run out of word space for this comment...damn.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the owner wants more money, and more personal time.... but wants employees to be happy with less money, and less personal time. Entitled much?

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    #22

    Stolen From Twitter

    Stolen From Twitter

    RQD2- Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is going to measure this?

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if you DID measure it, what do you do if your poop is bigger than permitted? Fish the sucker out the toilet and take it home in a doggy bag?

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    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, it's too big. Put it back!

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell would you even know in advance what size and shape your poops will be? Or are they expecting you to shape them as they come out?

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a corporate-supplied Poop Knife™ in case the turd is not in compliance?

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol not like we can measure before it comes out

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people really expect me to measure my shits? I think I wouldn't give two of them.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey boss can I borrow your ruler real quick?

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gonna be awkward when you're asking your coworker to measure and he/she ends up having to push it back in.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they find out who didn't follow the rules when the bathroom floods.

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    #23

    Smell Check?

    Smell Check?

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    Tarryn Penny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spare a thought for the poor bugger that gets paid to do the smell check!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure only higher management can perform this delicate task, not the intern.

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    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're reading that sign at work, someone has a worse job than you.

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im bringing fart spray and sitting on my phone for the next 2 hours

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge accepted...extra eggs and beans on my tuna sandwich.... and don't you dare skipping the smell test. Rules are rules...

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *buys fart spray* I'll be sure to eat something gross. Smell away, asswipe!

    B Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to use poopouri for a more pleasant movement. So much for that. The next person will just have to suffer

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such a waste of time. So, they are concerned about someone being on the phone but not concerned that someone apparently has the time to check the bathroom after it has been used.

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepiest thing I've read all year.

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasting more company time monitoring the toilet than employees would waste having a phone break

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General Manager Odor Services in the house!

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My s**t don't stink so I'd be in trouble every time

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy fart spray. Somebody in that office should buy fart spray and pray the chair and office of whoever made that rule.

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    #24

    When Management Turns A Nice Gesture Into An Insult

    When Management Turns A Nice Gesture Into An Insult

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the problem here. Employers are not responsible for supplying snacks so this is a nice thing. Unless I am missing something.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it either. Give something non-vegan and 20% complain. Give something processed and 50% complain. Give something fresh and the internet complains? What else, give $.75 and tell them to choose?!

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For non-Americans, 11/27/2020 was the U.S. Thanksgiving. It’s a major national holiday so most of us have the day off work and school. .

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked a place or two that served a decent meal for working on Thanksgiving since we had to be away from family. I think the problem with the sign is that they bothered to put up a sign for a banana.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best. snack. ever. Fits up your ass quite well, boss

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not evil per ce but a bit dickish in tone.

    Gwen Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, they broke the bank on THAT one...

    DogPerson7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh man, I can't wait for my banana break that my wonderful manager supplied me with!!" -No one ever

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upgrade it to come with a juice box. Then I’ll be more impressed. Not.

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    #25

    Candy Is Not Jerkin’ Around

    Candy Is Not Jerkin’ Around

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, guess females are exempt?

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any females seen with a penis out will be reported to the police.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, during coffee breaks you can whip out your penis?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, but you're not allowed to speak to it, only touch. Speaking would make it weird I suppose.

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    Kelly Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is penis capitalized? And why are they only asking employees to go home after flashing a penis, instead of getting straight fired??

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an insult to the Penis Appreciation Society.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I can play with it in the breakroom twice a day?

    Lainey's World
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait....What!?! Why would Candy need to say that about a penis?!? So confused! Have they had trouble with people flipping them out at work?! Geez!

    JL Phillipsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candy sure seems concerned with all the guys penises.

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OK Penis, show me the weather forecast for tomorrow"

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boys have penises, girls have China. Didn't you watch Kindergarten Cop?

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    #26

    Thanks Debbie...

    Thanks Debbie...

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I understand because it can be a OHS issue especially being around machinery and in hospitality.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poorly worded though it is... not "management being jerks".

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    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor wording, but probably for safety.

    Minna Vittinki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long haired guys don't need to tie their hair?

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, we don't know the place of work - if this is a lab, tying up hair would be standard safety procedure.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this has bad wording ... but, rotating machine parts and the like are a bad match for long hair that's roaming around the head in freedom, because they often accidentate themselves into something that might result in peeled of scalps and the like - so, without knowing if this - or hygiene issues - is the reason, we cannot possibly say this identifies bad management.

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not evil, just poorly written (which is maybe a red flag about this work place).

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is for safety reasons. Imagine if your hair get stuck in a moving belt that you can't stop.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or food safety. nobody wants a hair in their soup.

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    The Chosen One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be a safety issue though. I've almost always had long hair and had to have it tied up in certain circumstances

    MiaOokami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a girl with long hair: Haha... I'm in danger.

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    #27

    At A Middle School I Recently Visited

    At A Middle School I Recently Visited

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just mean and unnecessary.

    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. This is horrible and awful. Lets make a Custodian Appreciation week to protest.

    Tracy Leonard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a custodian probably put this up to make a point {I work as one at a high school }.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why bosses are mean for no reason? bosses in america loves the powertrip

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically bullying from someone at a higher pay scale.

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    evil. now all custodians quit, and see how YOU do

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    #28

    I Guess They Had One Too Many?

    I Guess They Had One Too Many?

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times did it happen for them to decide on a sign?

    Pamda Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a McDonald's in downtown Seattle with a bathroom bouncer. I'm gonna go with "this happens a lot" in some places... :(

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, there's no way management put up that sign. If they're having that problem they wouldn't want to advertise it.

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    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most fast food places here have special blue lights in the toilets so that addicts can't see their veins and inject heroin.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where will i OD now ? they expect me to OD in an ally ??

    Dizzy Falcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come to my basement. it is quiet and there is a place to hide your body with the re- I mean with your belongings

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    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's more charitable than any place I've ever worked at.

    kitsune foxworth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overdose on what? burgers? fries? sick of your employs going into food comas? like the hell?

    Jackie Wacky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overdosing customers is NOT a recommendation in the good restaurant guide.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks goodness for the black circle, otherwise how would we know what to read??

    Amber Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... that seems pretty fare.

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    #29

    “Get Your [things] Together, Abby!”

    “Get Your [things] Together, Abby!”

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    the warner sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Abby is the one putting up the sign as a joke.

    Linda Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A restaurant where my daughter worked put this up with her name after hurricane Katrina.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign on the diner across the street read, "No I don't, I've got a new job."

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    #30

    I Hope It's Not Pointed At The 'Right' Direction

    I Hope It's Not Pointed At The 'Right' Direction

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    Flowers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be bashful, step right up and use the toilet, nevermind the camera.

    Terry Reauxper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, this is not real. When the movie Fight Club was released, the studio put out a promotion package that was based on "Project Mayhem" (the project in the movie) and had things like fake airline safety cards like the ones in the seat pocket on all planes, except with crazy fake instructions and images. They also had a one-sheet of small stickers with assured "notices," and this was one of them.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a joke sticker put by whoever, irrelevant.

    J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet hammer is for damaging toilet camera only.

    Gabriela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly are you 'researching'?

    Hans Brandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do a lot of research by whacking my dong!

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'd sit and git from there!

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    #31

    You Have Exceeded The Maximum Number Of Eye Movements Student. Teacher Is A Control Freak On Students Taking Test At Home

    You Have Exceeded The Maximum Number Of Eye Movements Student. Teacher Is A Control Freak On Students Taking Test At Home

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    Nugget
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they really sat and counted the eye movement?

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's done by tracking software to detect cheating by students being tested online without a proctor (like while distance learning). Apparently the school doesn't want to spring for a lockdown browser, so the students can open their lesson in one window and their exam in another, but are expected not to.

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, yarmulka are not head coverings as they onky cover the very back of the head! I'd like to see what happens when this teacher gets reported for telling students to remove religious headwear lol

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this teacher meant beanies, not yarmulka.

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proctorio and such are basically just spyware that students are forced to install.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye Movement???? Seriously?

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. My daughter's software tracks their eye movements. I don't remember the exact number, but if they take their eyes off the screen for a certain amount of time, it pings the teacher than they're cheating.

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    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apparently the teacher thinks humans can read like a robot scanner, not moving the eyes/head and an invisible laser just shoots out of the eye's pupil and scans the screen while information is being fed to the brain. The teacher needs to have the tracking software tested on them, see if they do any better...SMH

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God the amount of text in caps she used hurts my eyes.

    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is to make sure students don't cheat on virtual exams, but it's still pretty extreme.

    real._.izuku
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about people with anxiety and Tourettes? We move all the f-ing time

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    #32

    Ahhh Yes. Thank You For Helping The Community

    Ahhh Yes. Thank You For Helping The Community

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    Jupittance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We want to make sure we get that check, no excuses about not having a stamp."

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still pay rent by mail?

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah thats why they gave4 you it , they care sooooooo much

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an utter bastard.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG! 🤣🤣🤣 property management in Washington state.. yassss! Stamp: .55¢. Envelope:: about .80¢. RECESSION OVER! Thank god! I couldn’t have made my $1,800 rent for the crappy studio apartment without that extra $1.35! ... wait. People still use checks? :::cursing:: I paid online! Damn it!

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F* you, slumlord, and the starved and beaten horse you rode in on.

    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you expect from Seattle?

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    #33

    Sincerely, Disappointed

    Sincerely, Disappointed

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest you go somewhere else.

    Rae Reyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go in there with your mask and when they ask you to remove it, go full Karen. Scream about personal choice and freedom and America, throw s**t and knock over displays. Have fun with it.

    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially since people like this shop owner ARE taking away the public’s freedom. Not only does bullshit like this put people’s lives at risk, it keeps covid in the community for longer, which means restrictions are needed for longer. If it weren’t for the fact that we have a finite number of managed isolation rooms at the border and a huge number of people who need to get home, I’d totally go over there and do this.

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    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illinois jerk for sure. But I don't understand how not wearing a mask is for employee safety. Explain it to me, please ...

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity anyone who works for this dingbat.

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I happily will go somewhere else, thank you.

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I don't care if I have to drive half an hour to get there.

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would call the health department and get this place shut down if they insist on endangering the public.

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... most states are walking a tight rope here. it's so heavily politicized. I don't think there's been a single case of people getting fined or whatever-ed for violations here. And I'm in a state that's not republican controlled.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, when all their smart customers go elsewhere and their stupid customers are dead, how do they plan on making a living?

    Martine Remmelzwaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Our employees safety" what?? If they dont believe in covid or dont believe in facemasks ok.. But how on earth would wearing a facemask threaten their employees health? Things have gone from no common sense to no sense at all..

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No masks allowed. OK, I'm outta there anyway.... No need to go on about it!

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably illegal where I live.l

    Ralph Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that shop is out of business !

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    #34

    2 Hour Minimum Parking

    2 Hour Minimum Parking

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    Kateryna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the lowest fee is for 2 hours? So you can stay less but still pay for 2 hours

    Eric Rossman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's poorly worded. This sort of thing usually shows up at pay parking and it means that you will be charged for a minimum of 2 hours.

    Peter Cooley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love to see how they enforce this one.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I drive off, in under two hours, they'll never catch me

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they put a minimum charge instead. dumb

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you leave before two hours are up then how are they going to tow you away? In absentia?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very standard in my country... when it says minimum two hours it means minimum fee of course! Sure you can take the car earlier but you still pay for 2 hours! I don't get the problem I see that all the time!

    moeless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A typo is when your fingers go to the wrong spot. This sign is what is called stupidity.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $ sign but weird phone number...this must be Australia or New Zealand

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    #35

    Cook The Landlord Instead

    Cook The Landlord Instead

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Worm the food"?!!!

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you don't want to LEAVE the worms in your food do ya? I say props to them for providing de-worming facilities.

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the guy is a landlord, why is he referencing "at your home"? Sounds more like a break room with a stove/oven

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it’s definitely the landlord of a business site / office of some type. And therefore I think it’s reasonable to not try and cook a full meal at work.

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    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a sign from a break room mislabeled as from a landlord. It makes no sense ("as you use it at your home").

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The landlord of the location of the business. It makes sense. Whoever owns the office / location.

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    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sounds sensible in a working enviroment

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes sense for a breakroom at work. i don,t bring my pans for making omelette or fries fish at work

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't trust people who allow worms in the kitchen.

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, sorry, but this makes complete sense

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hhhmmmmmm WORM FOOD

    AroAcePanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wow wee i sure do love worming the food!

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    #36

    Jesus=germs (Be Afraid)

    Jesus=germs (Be Afraid)

    toastmousefish Report

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus and Germs is the name of my indie band. We have big plans!

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to be in a financial situation which requires me to tolerate a job that pushes religion on me. Imagine the outrage if the sign said "Praise Allah!"

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure washing your hands doesn’t prevent the Jesus disease from spreading.

    Blue of the yams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yikes, comparing Jesus to germs...? Not a cute look, eh Bible thumper?

    Noelle Penny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this that bad? Its just a poster reominding you to wash your hands... The jesus part might just be saying tjat jesus watches ppl

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Los Angeles Metro ad: "Viruses don't discriminate. Neither should we." I get the point, but did you have to use viruses as your example?

    Mangle the Fox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has that same sign in our bathroom

    Hans Brandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im loving the font - its Chianti btw

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    #37

    Petulant Landlord

    Petulant Landlord

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    If you're paying rent then you should be able to do whatever you want behind closed doors as long as it doesn't bother anyone else.

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See you say that but the smell will linger in the carpet and it will stain the ceiling and walls... So it bothers the landlord. People shouldn't run meth labs in rented properties either haha

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t a work sign. And while the sentiment is valid, who talks like that to their tenants?

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The (tired, old, clichéd) sentiment is most certainly *not* valid. Weed leads to harder drugs about as much as vaccines lead to autism. Alcohol kills more people and alters them much more negatively than weed does. And your average middle class, employed citizen is much more likely to be a weed smoker than a homeless person is. Ok that's my lil lecture, thanks for reading ☺️

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who photoshops a homeless person's sign?! What a d**k

    it's me again
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting exploitation of the homeless

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s medicinal marijuana, and you can prove it is, landlords can’t do s**t to you.

    Bearmonfrere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who used to be homeless,these type of things actually hurt my heart.People can be so cruel.Not every homeless person is on drugs and the ones that are,are guaranteed to be blocking out some form of painful emotion.None of us wanted to be homeless and it's humiliating enough without having to be called names,and things a lot lot worse.Is it not enough that all these people are suffering?Whose the real a55h**** , landlord?

    JL Phillipsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'll have to go to your mom's house to smoke pot. Again.

    Dieonika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if he smoked he wouldn't be so high strung!

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there are fire regulations and the landlord could be fined a hefty sum for breaking them, AND the guy has already been warned a few times before, I wouldn't blame him.

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    #38

    Being An Asshole To People Trying To Get Out Of The Cold

    Being An Asshole To People Trying To Get Out Of The Cold

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sums up the uncaring world we find ourselves in today , so sad , but so very true

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want people who are not customers loitering inside my business.

    Steve in Denver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the policy, but the second part is ugly and snide.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shows that they have had alot of paying customers complain. That they don't feel safe

    danielw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. or people are just filling up the tables or whatever, so paying customers don't have a place to stand. either way, they're running a business. and it's for profit.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have done without the last 3 lines and it wouldn’t have seemed that bad

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure they can't afford the car either dumba$$

    Sandy Feuerbacher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that a question - makes about as much sense as the notice - STUPID!!!!!!

    Irene Atencio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a cold, cold, cruel world.

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    #39

    Standing Is Not An Option

    Standing Is Not An Option

    SureCoating Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a problem? Many males have aim and dribble issues

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even more males don't. Though plenty of us sit because we're lazy.

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women pi$$ on the seat and under it too. They just pretend that they don't. 2g1eun-605...db2d6c.jpg 2g1eun-6051da4db2d6c.jpg

    Aroace tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tho. I'm not insulting you but I'm confused to how a woman would do it.

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    David Muench
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a better sign would be "If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat."

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably specific to that office. There always someone—-only it’s damned hard to figure out who they are—-whose habits ruin it for everyone else. I worked in one place that had what we called a “Phantom Crapper” who never flushed after filling the bowl (what the f**k were they eating?). Thing is, it happened in both the men’s and women’s bathrooms. One day, after the company cut the size of one overstuffed department, it suddenly stopped. Process of elimination (pun intended), we guessed it was one—-or a pair?—-of the departed salespeople. Still never nailed down exactly which one. Too many viable suspects.

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your floor is totally getting peed on now.

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is going to be policed how, exactly?

    Lisa Shelton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably got tired of having to clean the floor around it constantly.

    moeless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. ALL males miss. When they clean the bathroom themselves, things change.

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    #40

    Thanks, Management!

    Thanks, Management!

    bishurang Report

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if someone starts crying at work? Are they allowed to leave then?

    TV Junkie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so sad that there are now two different versions of this sign here. What terrible jobs some people must have!

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are employees crying in the first place? Is work that bad or are they being beaten with a stick

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The job is for a children's party clown, after all.

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying outlawed? Sobbing okay? Quiet sniffling too?

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many employees crying at work?

    Michael Capriola Jr.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please, Mr Scrooge -- may I have just one more piece of coal?"

    Jackie Wacky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s unbelievable that this sign is even available.

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    #41

    Do Not Play Ac/Dc. Found On Fb And Thought It Belonged Here

    Do Not Play Ac/Dc. Found On Fb And Thought It Belonged Here

    oshp0803 Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then remove the song selections? This Aaron is pretty entitled

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are in the hospitality business its all about the customers having a good time and spending money

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't like overplayed music, he should consider not having a jukebox.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Those About to Rock, F**K YOU AARON

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust people who dislike AC/DC

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..but...but...can I play AC|DC? Once I was subjected to Coldplay for 30 minutes while getting a medical procddure done. So I get it.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a jerk, but he's a jerk with standards!

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's not wrong about Nickelback.

    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually very much agree with this sign

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AC/DC is fantastic. Aaron needs to banned from his own establishment. Obviously not fit to be in public

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    #42

    When Some Else Is So Stupid You Just Can’t Help But Outdo Them

    When Some Else Is So Stupid You Just Can’t Help But Outdo Them

    MNJosh Report

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is encouraging employees to not be part of a union. A union is a group of employees who stand up to management if they are treating workers unfairly. The second one is a threat to the management who made the first one, reminding them of the French Revolution; when the working class basically cut all the rich people's heads off and overthrew the government.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Union dues = collective bargaining rights, and rules, and someone breathing down *management's* neck sometimes. So, not really so much $700 but PRICELESS.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want labor unions or do you want Bolsheviks? Pick one.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    The only stupid I see here, it the title.

    #43

    The Legendary Bandit

    The Legendary Bandit

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filming in the restroom... is this legal? But I do get the problem, had a similar experience a few times at work.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am the legendary Piss-Bandit!" can be the only response here.

    J. Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 times in one year isnt THAT bad

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my last work place there was someone(s) who flushed paper towel down the toilets resulting in several expensive plumbing calls per year. Plus water damage when the toilets overflow.

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    J. Zingler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never ever seen a man "wiping" himself after using the urinal. Never ever.

    Sentinel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we had the similar notice put in place at work too after one too many times we saw urine soaking wet toilet seats. Noone caught yet. Lol

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my work, and on a daily basis, they leave their piss soaked drippy d**k paper towels all over the urinals, crammed in behind the handle, on the floor, in the urinal. In all my years of using public restrooms, I have never seen guys that needed to wipe after they pee, until I started working here. It's truly disgusting.

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    #44

    Keep Doing It

    Keep Doing It

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    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, then stop quoting Marx and change to Friedrich Engels and rule is obeyed :D

    JESSE REED
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough". -Marx

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management can't even spell properly.

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe management could, I dunno... stop exploiting them? It' a thought, anyway.

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce. --Karl Marx

    CORLEONE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BULLITEN -Whoever is sticking papers on the doors should learn how to write in English first.

    infinite upvote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, "the management," spell check was built in to the program you used to make this sign

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    #45

    Thanks For The Annual £0.14 Bonus!

    Thanks For The Annual £0.14 Bonus!

    emil_ Report

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with all the banana rewards?!

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas are very cheap. So are management.

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with the free banana snack. Maybe the employees are all chimps.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the associates are monkeys, they're probably pretty psyched. Good luck with the take one thing tho

    Mowgli808
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Associate” is just a way to make an employee fee like they’re part of a world-changing valuable team. It’s demeaning to call an employee a team member or associate. This happens in retail and in minimum wage jobs. So, the initial statement implies what follows.

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    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the whole case home and sell it

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 banana or 1 banana box?

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's part of the government potassium awareness campaign.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas go out of date quickly....

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    #46

    "We Named Our Community After A Native Tribe That Was Forced Off Their Lands And Sent To Live In Oklahoma, Please Respect Our Property And Our Occupation Of This Land"

    "We Named Our Community After A Native Tribe That Was Forced Off Their Lands And Sent To Live In Oklahoma, Please Respect Our Property And Our Occupation Of This Land"

    TerraTorment Report

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems very American.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very elitist. OUR greenspace is not YOUR greenspace. I have seen this wherever there are pretentious prats. So, y'know... Humanity.

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    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda schizophrenic if you ask me. But then, no one asked me or did I ask myself?

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that WE have it, YOU can't use it!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I’m sure those people who pay to live there aren’t paying likely sky high rates just to have it overrun with non residents. Every private beach in the world is like this. Same applies to green areas too.

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in Norway. The coast line is supposed to be open to public access, private or not.

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    #47

    Alright Karen

    Alright Karen

    plotdavis Report

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, they've got some secret enchantment spell!

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is from a "leaning academy" apparently. Everyone there is trying to learn how to spell lol

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    Matthew d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    learning Academy? Car will be Toad?

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, "The learning Academy" doesn't know the difference between your and you're or that it should be spelled towed. Not much learning...

    brukernavn340
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was written by someone still learning.

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    MERMONKEY34
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its worse because they are a learning acadamy😆

    Morgan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a good time to find a new daycare

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a kiss from a princess will magically bring your car back.

    Binxyminxem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is supposed to be a learning academy?!? They should learn some grammar and spelling before writing this note!

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, I always wanted to sit on the back of a massive crawling toad like a faerie king.

    Beverly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This illiterate works at a "learning academy"?!

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    #48

    Nobody Is Allowed To Celebrate Labor Day

    Nobody Is Allowed To Celebrate Labor Day

    Credit-Limit Report

    Mark Schilling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is a restaurant and as much as that sucks, most are open because of the holiday crowds.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Labor Day weekend is busy for restaurants

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks but makes sense if that’s their big weekend.

    Levi Mittman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lucky bastard Antonio is

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that say "Only Antonio" under it?

    No one
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is there a 20 just hanging there

    #49

    Our Ortho Practice

    Our Ortho Practice

    Sethurz Report

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really good! Walking around after hours in scrubs is disgusting. Scrubs are worn so that you don't contaminate your real clothes with pee, poop, snot, vomit, or other body fluids/contagious filth. Don't bring that s**t into the grocery store, to the bar, restaurants, etc!

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I think adults are quite capable to get their own scrubs off. No need to involve all of the staff, I should say.

    #50

    Won't Sell Guns To Terrorists Or Democrats

    Won't Sell Guns To Terrorists Or Democrats

    TerraTorment Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet it's the republicans killing people at concerts and cinemas

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah... most hardcore nutsjob are the rightwing people.

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, guess we know his political leanings.

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone have such an astounding lack of awareness?

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they arent the ones you need to worry about apparently....

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm..... why are democratic people associated with evil people like osama bin laden? Why

    cup1d1ty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly I have no idea, it's really sick and wrong the way people compare others to stuff like that.

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    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, only domestic terrorists welcome here. Merica!

    just a donut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha this made me laugh out loud :D

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you tell? Do I LOOK like a democrat? What's your metric for determining my political posture?

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    #51

    It's Almost Like We Live A System That Incentivizes A Never Ending Rat Race That Requires You To Abandon All Connection To Our Humanity

    It's Almost Like We Live A System That Incentivizes A Never Ending Rat Race That Requires You To Abandon All Connection To Our Humanity

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Don't have kids. Problem solved.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Slowly fades away from existence because you've convinced my parents to do this*

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    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just one example of the many items of invalid thinking that comes from CNBC.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else ever see the old movie "Metropolis"? (1927) Yeah. Stilllllll relevant. Scary, ain't it?

    Angie Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, I never had kids so that this is not an issue, but I am still not sacrificing everything else I am doing for the company line.

    JLH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case that was true, but not bad. I gave up a better career to have a family. Best decision I ever made.

    Sista of the moon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just untrue. What are the reasons????”you’ll get too attached” lol this is bs

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is doing the work while you are away?

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    #52

    Glad I Got My Face

    Glad I Got My Face

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    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you are walking around without a face, you probably need medical assistance.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the ADA would have a problem with this

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen outside a local mattress store: "Masks mandatory. Pants optional."

    #53

    I’d Prefer We Didn’t, Actually

    I’d Prefer We Didn’t, Actually

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    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you insist, but I'd rather not.

    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn't know how to spell tongs....this is OZ Woolworths bakeries in a supermarket...

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean sure, but I don't exactly have a prehensile tongue like a giraffe.

    LIAM THE GOD ∞ KITTY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was a mistake, they meant tongs. go to the little sign saying baker hygeine. that one properly spelled "tongs" said they were provided

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    #54

    Big Lots Union Busting Propaganda

    Big Lots Union Busting Propaganda

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    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's absolutely nothing wrong with this.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isnt being a jerk, this is campaigning. If you know how unionization works, you need half the employees to sign they want Union elections, that doesnt mean they all want to unionize, just they want elections. There then is a period where managment tried to convince people why they should not unionize and the union tries to convince people they should. Then comes a secret ballot vote and in the end we see which side one. This is just electioneering with one side giving their argument.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unions were a stopgap measure at a time society was the aristocrats and the peasants. These are still around because the human resource or labor ministries that is in every government, are being funded by corporations. That makes it no different from the aristocrat vs peasant scenario.

    NaruTheCollective
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unions are shitty tbh and most places don't ask if you want to join, they make you join and automatically take money out of your paycheck. I friggin hate unions.

    ButterScot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone surprised? Do people think Big Lots is a decent place to work? That's a no.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like asking a anti-vaxx what i should do before getting vaccinated

    Matthew d
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for them. Unions are outdated and cause more harm now than good.

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    #55

    Are You Dreaming?

    Are You Dreaming?

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    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a recurring issue?

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a British version of the film Inception?

    Sharrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a lucid dreaming technique - developing a habit to check if you are dreaming while awake improves your chances to realize you are dreaming when you are actually dreaming.

    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke - and a pretty good one.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, this happens to me every second.

    Maciej Zajaczkowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick your finger through your palm - if you are dreaming, it will go through!

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    errrrrr pretty sure it'll say a different time if you're not dreaming , it's how time works , it stops for nothing

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    #56

    I Was On A Road Trip Today And Stopped At A Restaurant To Use The Bathroom. Chaos Ensued

    I Was On A Road Trip Today And Stopped At A Restaurant To Use The Bathroom. Chaos Ensued

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They mean no toilet paper and no sanitary pads or tampons.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard of decorative towels, but decorative toilets are a new thing.

    #57

    When The Training Program Is A Red Flag On The Company's Competence

    When The Training Program Is A Red Flag On The Company's Competence

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    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have less than a year of web development experience and I could make something better in about 5 minutes.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind the lame design, what about the obvious illiteracy of the people creating the "training"? That's the real red flag, to me.

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    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but management approved it.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time spent - 1hr 55mins. How many questions could there be?

    #58

    More Of My Boss Taking Hours Off Paychecks

    More Of My Boss Taking Hours Off Paychecks

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    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly certain that's illegal?

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, but the boss can get away with it if it's not reported.

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    #59

    Thanks

    Thanks

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    Tom Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is open 24 hours, just not 7 days a week

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been saying this all along, I'm wondering if the image is being widely misinterpreted.

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandemic hours? Many retail business reduced their opening hours so that they'd have time for cleaning and disinfecting.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunday trading hours law. This is the closest any shop here can get to 24/7.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just monday to saturday straight without closing until the law forces them.

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    Amy S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because of Sunday traiding laws, they are limited on how many hours they can open.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never said they were open 24 hours CONSECUTIVELY. BTW, during Covid, local Walmarts all have big signs for "curb-side pickup" on their curbs. But curbside pickup is in the store, in the very back.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are - Monday to Saturday without closing until the law forces them to.This is nothing to do with covid, just as 24h as any shop here can get.

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    Patricio2223
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does covid have to do with being open 24 hours? Open less means people will be more concentrated during the times you're open.

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rip the sign off where it stands

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7-11s in my town typically open between 9 and 11 and close in the am, it makes no sense.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the law in the UK, even 24H places have to adhere to this time frame. The supermarket can't control the Sunday opening hour laws.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they need to stop advertising that they are 24 hour places. That's blatantly misleading and false.

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    #60

    We Work At The Most Dangerous Liquor Store Downtown, And Majority Of The Staff Is Female Under 25. Management Was Getting Upset With Us For Not Taking Deliveries Out When There Were Only Two People Scheduled So They Wrote This Out Today

    We Work At The Most Dangerous Liquor Store Downtown, And Majority Of The Staff Is Female Under 25. Management Was Getting Upset With Us For Not Taking Deliveries Out When There Were Only Two People Scheduled So They Wrote This Out Today

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many did? Hopefully, all of them.

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a wee lad, Counterstrike were just starting to be a thing. There were LAN gaming cafes mushrooming everywhere. A mate worked at one. We all get free games to be there late at night but need to keep it a secret. Only much later we found out, the owner allowed it as part of a security plan getting more guys in the shop. We don't look like proper blokes so it's less likely they would be robbed he said. Sneaky old bugger.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a different job would be their best bet for several reasons.

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    #61

    Sell Those Cookies Or Else!!!

    Sell Those Cookies Or Else!!!

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure corporated forces management to do that.... i'd like to see post about manager whine against corporate too

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just an add on sale. Every store has them.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard employees sound like they're reading a cue cards and trying to sell more. I hear "What else can I get for you?" Vs "anything else?" oooh, getting psychological on us.

    Winx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a customer this is SO ANNOYING. I told you what I want, and I know you sell cookies. If I wanted one, I'd ask for one.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend to whom "make cookie" meant "have sex." Don't ask. She was weird. But I suppose that's how you ask about cookies suggestively.

    #62

    Good For Them, Bad For My Taco Bell Craving

    Good For Them, Bad For My Taco Bell Craving

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    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you treat employees like cattle...

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are responsible for themselves too. This may not necessarily be a reflection of leadership.

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    #63

    At The Optometrist’s Office....

    At The Optometrist’s Office....

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd act like i don't know that is a phone and say i have never seen a phone with buttons

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does look a lot more like a walkie-talkie style of handheld transceiver.

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    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "no phones!" "Text LASIK to..." yeah shut up

    #64

    Why Your Cashier Can't Just Take No For An Answer

    Why Your Cashier Can't Just Take No For An Answer

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    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customers - remember, before getting huffy when cashiers get pushy about rewards programs and/or cards, they'd rather not. They are being forced to do so. Just answer politely and let them get on with the spiel they HAVE to do, per management, and, if you have a problem with it, take it up the line and leave them alone. They aren't hassling you of their own volition.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customers have every right to be angry, but the anger should not be directed at the cashiers.

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I like self checkouts.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd just stop shopping there if they keep badgering me like this. I wouldn't get snappy with the cashier, but I just wouldn't come back.

    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great guide to getting a lot of annoyed customers.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how they're not concerned at all with pissing off the people who are already on that rewards program.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always ask "Is it necessary?" For your info.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I simply walk away after the 2nd time

    Winx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a customer I usually say "I am not a rewards member and I am not interested in learning about it" so they don't have to finish the spiel. Also, as an employee this is really frustrating because most people are already enrolled if they're a frequent customer or they are not interested and there's nothing you can do about that.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at Office Depot. Can confirm. We had to ask for rewards and pushed to enroll everyone.

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    #65

    Management Fucked Up The Memorial Day Schedule So We Were Understaffed That Day Resulting In No One Being Allowed To Request Days Off

    Management Fucked Up The Memorial Day Schedule So We Were Understaffed That Day Resulting In No One Being Allowed To Request Days Off

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    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada, that's illegal.

    Mark Schell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are US Labour laws so draconian? So many of these examples would be illegal in most of Europe.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last 2 places had a "Only X amount of staff off a day" policy. We could NOT legally have less staff. It comes with the territory.

    Soggy Crumpet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually don’t see anything wrong with this. This is the definition of a self-organizing team. If you want days off, communicate with your teammates.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It floors me how little management cares if they're able to retain any good employees, or the fact that this kind of mismanagement will result in them only being able to hire people who can't work anywhere else because they steal or are addicts or just are horrible employees. Inevitably productivity drops and shrinkage goes through the roof. But none of it, of course, is the fault of incompetent management.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they'll whine endlessly about how "It's so hard to find good people! Nobody wants to work these days." Total lack of self awareness.

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    #66

    Per Corporate Policy

    Per Corporate Policy

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    Peko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that drug dealers respond to polite signs.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...it's Taco Bell. They're literally the drug-friendly fast food. Evident by their food choices, their late late night foods, etc.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see this as being a jerk, I see it as desperation.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dairy Queen is pretty addictive...

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast food joints - ESPECIALLY McDonald's - are home for drug dealers everywhere. They can spend two bucks on food and sit there dealing all day. Staff is either paid off or threatened if they don't allow this to happen. ...///... I don't eat that crap, but I can't think of a better way to lose weight than to stay far, far away from all fast food joints.

    #67

    Please Help Us Fight Climate Change By Turning Off The Gd Lights M’kay?

    Please Help Us Fight Climate Change By Turning Off The Gd Lights M’kay?

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they know they weren't off before the custodian? Don't bring the professor into it

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought she was woke, but she is REALLY WOKE now

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And missing the forest for the trees

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    #68

    Yeah

    Yeah

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a doctor's office, poopy diapers are considered a biohazard and must be disposed of properly. A trash can that normally only consists of paper waste is not the place for a diaper

    J-Yogi-Temp-Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah we do this. We grab wearing gloves, put in baggie and walk to the diaper pale by the back door. I don't want to spend my whole day in a room with a dirty diaper in the trash.

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow... For a sec, I thought this was a weirdly perverted message... Yep, I def lost my innocence a while ago :,)

    #69

    Congrats On The Sign - Strong Effort!!!

    Congrats On The Sign - Strong Effort!!!

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    the warner sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Due to some uncertain reasons" What are they? I must know!

    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they’re uncertain of the uncertain reasons

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    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the some uncertain reasons?

    Melanie King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool so go in, then get 3 packs, leave, then go in again. If they say you were just in there, have a friend or someone else get them for you, theres pretty easy ways to get around this

    #70

    Why Not!

    Why Not!

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anybody actually tried to turn earth off then on again? It might work, works for my phone!

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have done that in 2020 , then plugged it back in again , might have fixed it

    BonnieBlueButler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planet Earth is doing this on its own.

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should have tried to turn it off and on again in 2020.

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake Plissken already did that.....

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    #71

    No Soda For You!

    No Soda For You!

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    AnnaB
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are correctly spelled words. They're just the wrong words. Spell check wouldn't help.

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    Buhhhhhh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal to stay open if you don't have running water.

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably English isn't their first language.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly written by Foghorn Leghorn

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven? Having? And, ugh SELL. DUE. JUST SODA. F**k, how does management get to management spelling like 3 year olds?

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who read that with a Tennessee accent?

    just a donut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about them using the wrong words than the lack of soda...

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    ????? DUE TO NOT HAVING WATER WE CAN'T SELL ANY SODA DRINKS ..........says a lot about American education

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says nothing about American education. It’s likely that English isn’t their first language. Due to your desire to insult America you made the irrational assumption that a single person represented an entire country’s education system.

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    #72

    Selfish

    Selfish

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about running a tally of 'no cup' sales?

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you must use this silly system, just keep a pile of unused cups separate from the others, then "reuse" them or donate them.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pissed off at Starbucks - for hygeine reasons (pre-covid) they will put your drink in their cup and then pour it into your reusable. Not a reusable cup, either. They toss it. What is the point of that? This happened every time at different stores. I asked about it. Forget bringing your own and trying to help save the earth.

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably sanitary reasons. They can't trust that your have properly washed/sanitized your cup and don't want to on their workstations.

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    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll proudly shove my Tervis cup up their asses. I’m sure others will use their Swell bottles which will make for a better entry.

    #73

    Tables Are Apparently A Priviledge

    Tables Are Apparently A Priviledge

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No depending on how many hours you work, meals are a right.

    N G
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meals are a right, tables are a privilege!

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    Winx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok speaking as someone who used to be in charge of the kitchen at a former job, I can say it gets really frustrating when people vandalize/break/steal things. We used to have real silverware/plates/cups and a dishwasher but people kept taking it or not cleaning up after themselves. It forced us to remove the dishwasher and switch to paper and plastic.

    #74

    Gotta Love The Person Who Used 2 Sheets Of Paper To Make A "Go Green!" Sign

    Gotta Love The Person Who Used 2 Sheets Of Paper To Make A "Go Green!" Sign

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    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The medical apparatus company where I worked, put up signs saying "don't waste toner." My response? I printed a letter-sized sign with a giant, solid black rectangle saying, "you mean this?" For some strange reason, they left it up.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more like blue to me.

    #76

    Absolutely Right

    Absolutely Right

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    Jyri Hakola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More a logical error than bad management..

    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course. Viruses entering a building always stay to the right.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on if they are ascending or descending

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or just always walk on the right side

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    #77

    This Is Literally Wage Theft But Okay

    This Is Literally Wage Theft But Okay

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    grafxgal60073
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of things: You must have a Verizon plan and management doesn't know grammar.

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if I use my phone, I get a break to go use my phone? Cool.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool until payday comes and you have much less than you used to.

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    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they are operating a machine of war in a galaxy far far away