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When His Wife Goes On Vacation, This Man Has Secret Fancy Dinners With His Cats
When His Wife Goes On Vacation, This Man Has Secret Fancy Dinners With His Cats
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When His Wife Goes On Vacation, This Man Has Secret Fancy Dinners With His Cats

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Though he’s been married to his wife for 32 years, a man who goes by ‘greatcanine’ online has been hiding a sinister secret from her – when she’s gone on vacation and he’s home alone, he has elegant formal sit-down dinners… with their cats.

The man recently posted a photo of himself eating a fancy dinner with his cats, explained his wife’s absence; “It’s girls week at the beach with her old high school friends. No way I want to be part of that… Six days into her vacation I joked ‘I’m going to have a formal dinner with the cats.’ Then I thought about it for a while…”

He took the first photo in 2012, and decided to post it again now that his wife is out of town, along with a photo proving that he created the older photo.

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    Dovas

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    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    Dovas

    Dovas

    Author, Community member

    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    LeiahCase
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2012 photo had plates and candles! Where did the plates go in 2015? You can't have a formal dinner without fine china. Haha! :D

    WinkyCat
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOL! I was thinking the same thing. Come on dude, a few dried food pieces throw on the bare table hardly compares with the 2012 set-up. And by now they should have fancy jeweled collars or little bow ties to complete the look!

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    KarungiDaphne
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other men cheat. This man is awesome.

    JudieHathaway
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry I did not see the candles. ; )

    JudieHathaway
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with Leiah Case...what happened to the fine china, candles and crystal? Yes, he is a really good man, she must be happy.

    NicoleScanlan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know my real Dad. ARE YOU MY DAD?

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the mouse is away the err, um....... cats will play. LOL.

    JanetLavdas
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they vacation TOGETHER???? Its just strange!

    JenniferSage
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? I can't believe she's gone on two vacations now without the cats. HOW RUDE!

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    JanetLavdas
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't him and his wife vacation together???

    VedaCharrow
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrific! But in the 2nd photo, the cats should have kept their elbows off the table.

    PattyMartinez
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How convenient that they're all tuxedo cats.... LOL

    AnnaBautista
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Cool! He seems like a wonderful man.

    DebraBrooksKapellakis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is funny and loves his cats. I like him for that.

    MonikaDiao
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I also focus on that's a good man :D the world is still nice.

    JamieAcree
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww! They remind me of my black and white cat Cricket!

    JovanaDacic
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im totally gonna do this with my three cats!!

    LeiahCase
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2012 photo had plates and candles! Where did the plates go in 2015? You can't have a formal dinner without fine china. Haha! :D

    WinkyCat
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOL! I was thinking the same thing. Come on dude, a few dried food pieces throw on the bare table hardly compares with the 2012 set-up. And by now they should have fancy jeweled collars or little bow ties to complete the look!

    Load More Replies...
    KarungiDaphne
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other men cheat. This man is awesome.

    JudieHathaway
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry I did not see the candles. ; )

    JudieHathaway
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with Leiah Case...what happened to the fine china, candles and crystal? Yes, he is a really good man, she must be happy.

    NicoleScanlan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know my real Dad. ARE YOU MY DAD?

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the mouse is away the err, um....... cats will play. LOL.

    JanetLavdas
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they vacation TOGETHER???? Its just strange!

    JenniferSage
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? I can't believe she's gone on two vacations now without the cats. HOW RUDE!

    Load More Replies...
    JanetLavdas
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't him and his wife vacation together???

    VedaCharrow
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrific! But in the 2nd photo, the cats should have kept their elbows off the table.

    PattyMartinez
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How convenient that they're all tuxedo cats.... LOL

    AnnaBautista
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Cool! He seems like a wonderful man.

    DebraBrooksKapellakis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is funny and loves his cats. I like him for that.

    MonikaDiao
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I also focus on that's a good man :D the world is still nice.

    JamieAcree
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww! They remind me of my black and white cat Cricket!

    JovanaDacic
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im totally gonna do this with my three cats!!

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