With millions of animal species inhabiting the earth, it's pretty safe to say that the animal kingdom is pretty intense and strange. Believe it or not, there is just so much you don't know yet about our non-human counterparts. For instance, have you ever heard that prairie dogs greet each other by kissing? Or that scorpions glow under UV light?

While most of us love learning this sort of fact, no one can forbid us from creating alternative stories to the already strange world. Because why not? As long as you don't mess with and harm mother nature, there's no one who can stop you from having a little laugh at its tiny creations and the predicaments they get involved in.

Apparently, that's what people who gather in a subreddit called S**ttyAnimalFacts are doing. People pick the cutest, funniest and most adorable videos and photos of animals and pair them with 'facts' that make the whole ordeal too funny to scroll past by. Although no one in any way is stating that these 'facts' are true, a good laugh is guaranteed. Already intrigued? Scroll below to read them!

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#1

Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us

Sea Turtles Are Not Angry At Humans For Ocean Pollution. They Are Just Very Disappointed With Us

I_might_be_weasel Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

As they should be.

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#2

21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours

21st Century Cats Must Be Fully Charged Every 24 Hours

killerbunnyfamily Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

they're called meow-bots

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#3

Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil

Siberian Huskies Are So Hot That When They Touch Water, It May Instantly Boil

killerbunnyfamily Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

I no longer need an oven to make my mac and cheese

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#4

If You Wash Your Tiger To Often Its Colours Will Fade

If You Wash Your Tiger To Often Its Colours Will Fade

Kakjes Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

But if you use vegan dishwasher detergent your tiger won't fade as much

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#5

Chocolate Labradors Melt In Direct Sunlight

Chocolate Labradors Melt In Direct Sunlight

various_extinctions Report

Night Owl 1 month ago

That will be hard to clean, especially after it dries in the sun

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#6

In 2005 scientists at Seoul national university managed to cross dog with seal. Sadly, the only specimen that survived to adulthood was born blind

killerbunnyfamily Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

Sadly... lol XD

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#7

The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle

The Ocean Gets Its Saltiness From The Tears Of Misunderstood Sharks Who Just Want A Cuddle

Second-Encounter-NZ Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

Awww. It actually looks sad. T_T

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#8

De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws


m0rris0n_hotel Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

"come any closer and say goodbye to Fido.."

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#9

Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons

Some Dogs Are Known To Disguise Themselves As Platypuses, Usually For Tax Reasons

Kijafa Report

NSFW (no soup for waluigi) 1 month ago

its a dogger platypus

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#10

Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance

Red Pandas Are Known Fans Of Dragon Ball Z And Can Often Be Seen Re-Enacting The Fusion Dance

stormannnn Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

or they're just to cute for their own good..

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#11

Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards

Jaguars Make Very Poor Lifeguards. Almost 90% Of Animals They Save From Drowning Die Of Neck Injuries Afterwards

various_extinctions Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago (edited)

They should go back to lifeguard school

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#12

The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism

The Platypus Is The Only Mammal Known For Its Exhibitionism

pnewell , yulialeonovich Report

Jacob/Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 1 month ago

Peek a boo!

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#13

After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity

After Migrating To Northern Hemisphere, Australian Spider-Cats Need Over One Month To Adopt To Local Gravity

killerbunnyfamily Report

Bill 4 weeks ago

Awful lot of snag marks on those curtains, kinda like my house

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#14

Never underestimate a cat's dedication to wake you up in the morning. Here you can see one who rescued their owner after an avalanche in order to get fed

pnewell Report

Tia Hansen 4 weeks ago

Not surprised-

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#15

Using live traps to get rid of opossums has begun to backfire as the opossums are using their prison time to get jacked, making them stronger than ever when they get back on the streets.

I_might_be_weasel Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

Kung fu panda turning to Kung fu opossums

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#16

Welsh farmer Amaethon Jones from Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch bred the longest cow on earth. Sadly, the cow is very conscious about her length and refuses to be photographed in its entirety

killerbunnyfamily Report

bLaCk WiDoW 1 month ago

Surprisingly it's an actual city and I have no clue how to pronounce it

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#17

Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence

Of All Sunbathing Species, On Average Seals Have The Highest Levels Of Self-Confidence

pnewell Report

Rissie 1 month ago

Well, wouldn't you with a body and smile like that?

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#18

After the popularity of the "Longcat" meme in 2006, New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program, injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded.

various_extinctions Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

its a kitty-wurm :D

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#19

All royal Canadian mounted police on active duty will be issued an official beaver companion starting in 2018. A small scale study found active duty beavers helped reduce aggression and 78% of people who encountered the beavers said they felt "More Canadian" afterwards.

m0rris0n_hotel Report

Night Owl 1 month ago

Well, whatever reduces aggression and calms people down (or reduces them to a puddle of goo from the cuteness)

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#20

Land Urchins Can Instantly Grow Extra Limbs

Land Urchins Can Instantly Grow Extra Limbs

killerbunnyfamily Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

land urchin now equal = hedgehog

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#21

One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It's Time For A New Cartridge

One Toner Is Usually Enough For ~10,000 Goats. When You Goat Looks Like This You Know It's Time For A New Cartridge

Anne_Elk_Theories Report

Lyop 4 weeks ago

Ok. That's an awesome goat.

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#22

Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations

Watchtower Cats Have A Smaller, Secondary Head On Their Back Which They Can Extend To Oversee Complex Situations

various_extinctions Report

Tia Hansen 4 weeks ago

Ok so they be twice as adorable.

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#23

Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage

Hippos Tend To Overestimate The Effectiveness Of Their Camouflage

various_extinctions Report

Alexandria Rejon 4 weeks ago

I cant see it lol

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#24

When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage

When In Heat, Rhinos Will Try To Impress Small Waterfowl By Revealing Their Full Plumage

etymologynerd Report

Kjorn 1 month ago

or this is a virtual representation of a rhino fart

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#25

Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We're In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit

Unlike Humans, Animals Universally Recognize That We're In A Climate Crisis, And Have Doubled Down On Mass Transit

pnewell Report

NSFW (no soup for waluigi) 1 month ago

ride with us. TO GLORY!

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#26

A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.

A Pupper Becomes A Doggo When It Finally Catches Its Tail.

pnewell Report

Laugh Fan 4 weeks ago

My doggo is not convinced and insists on catching hers daily!

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#27

Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch

Bengal Tigers Are Avid Fishermen Who Constantly Boast About Size Of Their Catch

killerbunnyfamily Report

Elizabeth Schuyler 1 month ago

But really it was only like 6 inches

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#28

Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger

Survival Of The Fittest Is Often Displayed In Bears. Here A More Dominant Bear Absorbs A Smaller Bear To Become Even Larger

beefchickenwings Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

awwwww i love bears with every fiber of my being!!!!!

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#29

The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam

The Consistency Of Rabbits Was The Inspiration To Inventing Memory Foam

various_extinctions Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago (edited)

they now look rlly angry

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#30

Hummingbirds Grow On Trees

Hummingbirds Grow On Trees

Sonbly Report

Tia Hansen 4 weeks ago

Don’t pick them off too early D:<

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#31

If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat

If A Bear Cub Feels Disgusted By Meat And Instead Chooses A Purely Vegetarian Lifestyle, It Is Known As A Wombat

pnewell Report

Laci 4 weeks ago

Cube Poopers

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#32

Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity

Puppies Of Sufficient Cuteness Have The Ability To Defy Gravity

pnewell Report

Tia Hansen 4 weeks ago

Cuteness overload <3

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#33

Many Sheep Can't Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About

Many Sheep Can't Understand What All The Blackface Commotion In Canada Is About

Anne_Elk_Theories Report

nala simba 4 weeks ago

Oh so beautiful!

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#34

World's Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii

World's Smallest Adult Bear Discovered In Hawaii

Endless_Vanity Report

Tia Hansen 4 weeks ago

IM STEALING THAT... and dying of a cuteness overload

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#35

Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing

Spanish Seagulls Never Stop Growing

various_extinctions Report

Tia Hansen 1 month ago

The guy “hey where can i find a good fish place?”

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#36

Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F

Ducks Will Start To Melt At 90° F

varric_chestbeard Report

Tia Hansen 4 weeks ago

Omg NOOOO

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#37

Since criminals begun using trained mice as couriers for sim cards, USB sticks, and drugs, especially in prisons, the FBI has established a feline division in 2005

various_extinctions Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

"I HAVE STUBBY KITTY LEGS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!!!"

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#38

New field studies revealed that cats with solid black coats prefer Canada geese over cars as mode of transportation for medium distances

soliferry Report

LOttawa 1 month ago (edited)

That's why my 2 black cats go crazy when they hear them fly over our house (going south for the winter or coming back home in the spring). They just want a ride somewhere.

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#39

Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies

Instead Of A Mint, Some Hotels Leave A Small Rodent On The Pillow To Accommodate Canine Guests With Chocolate Allergies

pnewell Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

happy hamster says- ":hEnlO FwEnd"

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#40

Having A Tiger Hazard Is The Latest Thing In Golfing

Having A Tiger Hazard Is The Latest Thing In Golfing

various_extinctions Report

Tia Hansen 4 weeks ago

I knew that grass was fake!

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#41

Cats Can Read

Cats Can Read

killerbunnyfamily Report

Virgil Blue 4 weeks ago

This person really knows his cat.

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#42

In 2015 a breeding program began injecting water strider DNA into embryos of german shepherds, resulting in dogs that can literally walk on water.

Anne_Elk_Theories Report

Night Owl 1 month ago (edited)

Cool (this just in: Jesus actually walked on ice and not on running water ;) )

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#43

Adolescent Reindeer Are Referred To As Drizzlefawns

Adolescent Reindeer Are Referred To As Drizzlefawns

pnewell Report

JillVille 1 month ago

OMG they are so cute!! And fluffy! Need to pet these guys!

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#44

Always Be Wary Of Missionapiaries

Always Be Wary Of Missionapiaries

hotgirIroxy Report

littlesaresare 1 month ago

80% of my security notifications are from moths and 10% are from birds attacking the camera. zD

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#45

Certain Breeds Of Hamsters Can Be Used To Read 3.5 Inch Floppy Disks

Certain Breeds Of Hamsters Can Be Used To Read 3.5 Inch Floppy Disks

I_might_be_weasel Report

xXKittensweetXx 1 month ago

HAMSTER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

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