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Here on Bored Panda, we are a huge group of friends and I would like to get to know you all but of course, this is the internet so the questions I have written which took minutes on end are not personal at all.
This is my first post on Bored Panda and I hope it goes well, just have fun, this is what Bored Panda is about. Of course, we can get into some dark topics but doing that is really good for us. If this goes well, I might do a part 2 but anyway, I hope you enjoy it!
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#1
Final score:
22points
Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)
True. Not sure weather to laugh because that answer was so unexpected or to cry, ... it would be funny if it weren't so sad
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me 5 years ago
Dancing in the shower and slipped and fell. Got back up and started dancing again. And fell. Again.
Quintessence 5 years ago
I tripped on my own shoelace and fell down five flights of stairs - yup, FIVE. Every time I tried to get up at the bottom of a flight, I was too shocked to walk properly and sort of flopped down another flight until finally I reached the bottom. Once my sister tried to help me up but then I flopped out of her arms and fell again. I did an atrocious amount of flopping.
Karly Codr 5 years ago
I was getting ready to play a piece in a performance and then the accompaniment started playing and I realized I was playing the wrong song
Michelle Hooks 5 years ago
In middle school, I accidentally vacuumed my skirt up in an industrial vacuum cleaner in front of a boy. Left me standing in my slip with a vacuum hose attached to me.
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#2
Final score:
17points
Karly Codr 5 years ago
Ha I promised I would be happy for my 2019 new year's resolution and I'm just as depressed as i was the year before
Francis 5 years ago
same for me! keep on fighting! i've got the feeling that 2020 could be a good year..
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the wolf den (Submission author) 5 years ago
When I was little I said I wound never swear s**t that was a good plain
Brooke Sargent 5 years ago
My 2019 New Year's Resolution was to not swear ever again. But I have 6 brothers, and I work construction, so that didn't f**cking work.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Thanks now I'm gonna have to head to taco bell.
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#3
Final score:
11points
Mantas Kačerauskas 5 years ago
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
the wolf den (Submission author) 5 years ago
Be a pineapple, stand tall wear a crown and be sweet on the inside 🍍
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago
“Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”- Albert Einstien
Lilith Cummings-Weiss 5 years ago
"Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman." Andy Black
Lukas Visockas 5 years ago
"With great power comes great responsibility" - Benjamin Franklin Parker
#4
Final score:
10points
XxInstantKarmaxX 5 years ago
My favorite color-changing mug that smashed when i tripped and knocked it off the counter .-.
*MINTYMOONS* 5 years ago
this necklaces i got when i was 10 i knocked it on the bathroom floor and it chipped :T
Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm! 5 years ago
My copy of The Goblet of Fire... I lent it to somebody and they accidentally ripped it in half. It safe to say that I verbally slew them. HARD.
the wolf den (Submission author) 5 years ago
My shower, it has no power and if it is really cold and you movie the handle one bit it will go boiling hot and my landlord it all ways on the t.v and I’m just like get you but over here and fix my dang shower
#5
Final score:
9points
Terd Fergison 5 years ago
Finland or some of the other Nordic countries that rank highest on the world happiness index. Happy, godless, atheistic countries with universal healthcare.
Andres Tejeda 5 years ago
Mexico, if there was less corruption and violence. Its a beautiful country with great food and people, plus some of the most gorgeous beaches in the world to kick back and have a beer on.
the wolf den (Submission author) 5 years ago
No please come to New Zealand
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Olivier van Remoortel 5 years ago
Zero regrets about moving there. 8 years and counting.
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Final score:
8points
Olivia Du 5 years ago
I didn't, either. Well there's the green and white one I think.
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#7
Final score:
8points
The Girl on Fire 5 years ago
I was very bored one summer day and googled "sites to visit when you're bored" and lo and behold.
Anneka VonderKuhlen 5 years ago
I was try to find memes on a website that wasn’t locked on my school iPad. After three years of searching I found it, lo and behold, the most beautiful not blocked website where I could pretend to do work during school while actually looking at the trending section in BORED PANDA BUM BUM BUNANA. I love this place ( ^ω^ )
#8
Final score:
7points
Quintessence 5 years ago
None of them - a lot of you guys will hate me for this but his books always kinda freaked me out. Charlie and the chocolate factory especially, my small self was scarred when that girl turned into a blueberry and the other got put in the incinerator chute and that kid got turned into fudge... all horribly disturbing deaths. I mean I get the kids were bad...
I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉 5 years ago
I didn't really read any Roald Dahl books, I was more into Enid Blyton as a kid. But my favourite movie based on his books would have to be charlie and the chocolate factory.
Michelle Hooks 5 years ago
Um, none of them. This is especially a bad answer b/c I am a school librarian!!
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
The BFG! I read it in the '80's and was one of my favorites at the time.
#10
Final score:
4points
Heather Williams 5 years ago
some unknown length of time has passed since I found this delight
MellonCollie 5 years ago
For some time now, just enjoying posts and comments. And for a few months, with an actual username.
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How Terribly Unfortunate 5 years ago
Very cool quiz. Just made me realize how little I actually know about myself. 😂
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago
Do you accept spontaneous input? like: What Would You Say to Your Crush if You Have the Guts To.
the wolf den (Post author) 5 years ago
I am doing a reboot of the second one and I will see if I can add it
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https://www.boredpanda.com/i-want-the-bored-panda-community-to-get-together-and-do-a-fun-little-quiz-that-ive-made-pt2-2/ Here is the link to part 2 I will probably not make another Thank You
How Terribly Unfortunate 5 years ago
Very cool quiz. Just made me realize how little I actually know about myself. 😂
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago
Do you accept spontaneous input? like: What Would You Say to Your Crush if You Have the Guts To.
the wolf den (Post author) 5 years ago
I am doing a reboot of the second one and I will see if I can add it
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https://www.boredpanda.com/i-want-the-bored-panda-community-to-get-together-and-do-a-fun-little-quiz-that-ive-made-pt2-2/ Here is the link to part 2 I will probably not make another Thank You
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