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"No, we can’t name her that because there was a girl in middle school by that name who bullied me. No, no, that’s my cousin’s name. That rhymes with a bad word, and kids will definitely figure it out by second grade. No, I don’t like that name. That’s too common. That’s too long and difficult to spell. I give up! Let’s just make up a name!"

If you’re a parent, there is a good chance you’re familiar with the experience of spending months searching high and low for the perfect name for your little one. Choosing a name can be extremely daunting at first, when you’re unsure of what will be common or popular 5, 10, or 50 years from now, and if you had to deal with name-based bullying as a child, you want to protect your kids from the same fate. But when in doubt, I always like to say “better safe than sorry”. Because if you get too creative with your child’s name, you might end up paying the price by being mocked online…

Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Name Nerds Jerks subreddit that is dedicated to name-shaming, as well as an interview with the group's moderator team to gain some insight about the community. As its description states, “No name is safe.” So be sure to upvote all of the posts featuring names that you can’t believe are actually on birth certificates somewhere out there, and then let us know in the comments what the most ridiculous baby names you’ve ever heard are.

Keep reading to also find an interview with Sherri Suzanne, professional baby name consultant and founder of My Name For Life. Enjoy this list of names that we can only hope are satire, and then if you are looking for suggestions to send your arch-enemy when they are naming their next child, check out Bored Panda’s last article on this same subreddit right here.

#1

Louder For The R/Namenerds At The Back

Louder For The R/Namenerds At The Back

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Ember
Community Member
4 years ago

This is so true. What may seem cute for a baby is much less so when being bullied at school or wanting to be taken seriously as an adult.

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    #2

    Son Of A Ditch

    Son Of A Ditch

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I love and hate everything about this!

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    #3

    ~*literaleigh*~

    ~*literaleigh*~

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm honestleigh realleigh sick of people giving their children extremeleigh stupid names. This includes adding "-leigh" unnecessarileigh to the end of female names. I find it incredibleigh stupid and lacking sense.

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    #4

    Or There’s Always Natalawn

    Or There’s Always Natalawn

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    Julia Sanchez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    In german "schnattern" means twitter.

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    #5

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lemme guess: the next one's going to be Simba Charming if it's a boy, and Tiana Snow if it's a girl.

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    #6

    Hureigh!

    Hureigh!

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    Vector
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    whats the big deal with "leigh" nowadays?

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    #7

    This Sub Has Ruined Me. I Saw This And Immediately Started Thinking Up Nicknames

    This Sub Has Ruined Me. I Saw This And Immediately Started Thinking Up Nicknames

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ...at least there was no one named Cookie Monster

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    #8

    ✨Pia✨

    ✨Pia✨

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Hi, my name is Pakistan International Airlines. Pleasure to meet you." "Are you Pakistani?" "No, I'm American and my parents are idiots."

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    #9

    Someone’s A Superfan

    Someone’s A Superfan

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Can't you get it legally changed?

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    #10

    Grandma Jr

    Grandma Jr

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’m guessing (and hoping) that this is sarcasm

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    #11

    Rock, Middle Name Bob

    Rock, Middle Name Bob

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    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    For goodness sake, call the child 'Robert', and shorten it to 'Bob'. If you really want a 'rock' name, add in 'Petros' as a middle name.

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    #12

    &y

    &y

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    Jo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And why?

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    #13

    Ooof. The 9 Of Them Also Live In A 200 Square Foot Bus

    Ooof. The 9 Of Them Also Live In A 200 Square Foot Bus

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    Peppy Piplup
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Isn't Audie a normal name though? It's the least worst

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    #14

    Planning Ahead

    Planning Ahead

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    Olivier VD
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What's wrong with Ophelia?

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    #15

    Mom Sent Me This Text Today. Possibly The Worst Name I’ve Seen

    Mom Sent Me This Text Today. Possibly The Worst Name I’ve Seen

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    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I know an Erotika, she goes by E-Rok.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Song Is Forever Changed In My Head Now

    Song Is Forever Changed In My Head Now

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Trying to read this name gave me a seizure

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    #17

    Username Checks Out

    Username Checks Out

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    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My dogs are named Havoc and Chaos!

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    #18

    From Hp Sub

    From Hp Sub

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You would think the land of Mormons would want names a tad more biblical. But then you see the names of the chapters of the Book of Mormon and then you understand completely.

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    #19

    This Post On Facebook Got Me. This Is (Some Of) The Future

    This Post On Facebook Got Me. This Is (Some Of) The Future

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    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If I was named something like that, I'd change my name the day I reached adulthood...

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    #20

    “Simple” They Want To A Name A Child “Simple.”

    “Simple” They Want To A Name A Child “Simple.”

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm surprise she didn't think of Sympoel

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    #21

    Some On-The-Nose Landlord Names From The 11th C

    Some On-The-Nose Landlord Names From The 11th C

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    G M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Were the names provided by the tenants?

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    #22

    I Know Nick Cannon Gets Posted A Lot, But Baby #9 Is Confirmed On The Way… Here Are Is Other 8 Kids Names

    I Know Nick Cannon Gets Posted A Lot, But Baby #9 Is Confirmed On The Way… Here Are Is Other 8 Kids Names

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *throws up hands in surrender* I'm done, I can't take anymore. Goodbye, world.

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    #23

    11 Babies Named Arson Last Year

    11 Babies Named Arson Last Year

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    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why on earth would you want to give your baby a name that reminds us of violence or unrest?????? That'll be the next name trending for a girl..."violence".... these names are awful.

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    #24

    I Think I’ve Found The Perfect Name!

    I Think I’ve Found The Perfect Name!

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    Literallyaeasybakeoven
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And their cousin Ranch Stevens

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    #25

    This Mom Needs Her Naming Rights Taken Away

    This Mom Needs Her Naming Rights Taken Away

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    Marc Jusinski
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm more worried about Ransom

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    #26

    Every Day On This Sub I Must Practise Restraint

    Every Day On This Sub I Must Practise Restraint

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    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Baby McBabyface?

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    #27

    I Hope This Is Fake

    I Hope This Is Fake

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    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    W***y is a boys name, bp 🙄

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    #28

    I’m Sorry….truxtyn??????

    I’m Sorry….truxtyn??????

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    G M
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How do you come up with names like these? Is there a tv or book series I’m not aware of?

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    #29

    When You Change The Spelling Of A Common Name And Get Surprised That The General Public Can’t Pronounce It

    When You Change The Spelling Of A Common Name And Get Surprised That The General Public Can’t Pronounce It

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    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The amount of people who named their kids bad names… how do you even pronounce Gyanna???

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    #30

    Found In My Facebook Bumper Group

    Found In My Facebook Bumper Group

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh, I fully pronounced it "Diagnosis" in my head.

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    #31

    Medical Terms As *Pretty Girl Names*

    Medical Terms As *Pretty Girl Names*

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Labia…..really?

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    #32

    Tl;dr: We Pulled A Name Out Of Our Collective A** For Our Kid And Are Outraged That People Mispronounce It

    Tl;dr: We Pulled A Name Out Of Our Collective A** For Our Kid And Are Outraged That People Mispronounce It

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    No Clue
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    So in other words, you're b*tching about how your parents giving you a f*cked up name f*cked you up, and then you turn around and do the same thing to your own kid? Good job *sshole. 👏

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    #33

    List Of Names At My Lunch Lady Friends Elementary School…

    List Of Names At My Lunch Lady Friends Elementary School…

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I lost at willbethelast.

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    #34

    Please Tell Me This Is One Of You Trolling

    Please Tell Me This Is One Of You Trolling

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Am I they only one seeing "Vendetta Dusk" as "VD", which immediately leans to other things. Don't do that to you kid

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    #35

    Because Who Would Hate The Name Notch?

    Because Who Would Hate The Name Notch?

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    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yeah…I wouldn’t leave him alone with the birth certificates. I’d even warn the nurses and doctors ahead of time about this.

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    #36

    This Is Literally Not What Synestesia Is. Literally Anyone Can Feel A ‘Vibe’ From A Name

    This Is Literally Not What Synestesia Is. Literally Anyone Can Feel A ‘Vibe’ From A Name

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    brodie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    wouldn’t synesthesia be like a taste or other sense being activated through a different sense (e.g. “tasting” words)?

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    #37

    How Do You Even Fix Your Mouth To Say These Words??

    How Do You Even Fix Your Mouth To Say These Words??

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    tonguetwister name, will not take very long for the L and the R to get mixed up

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    #38

    Saw This And I Love It Lmaoo

    Saw This And I Love It Lmaoo

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    😤 Snort

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    #39

    My Father Will Hear About This (If You Know, You Know)

    My Father Will Hear About This (If You Know, You Know)

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ….is this a purely American thing, naming kids after guns???

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    #40

    Don’t Let The New Moms Get Their Hands On This One

    Don’t Let The New Moms Get Their Hands On This One

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    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well thank God it's not a child at least! It's kinda funny for a horse

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    #41

    I Bless The Names Down In Africa

    I Bless The Names Down In Africa

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    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Upvote for the title!

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    #42

    Xia, Pronounced "Ten-I-Yah", After The Father's High School Jersey Number. Yes, It's Real, I Checked

    Xia, Pronounced "Ten-I-Yah", After The Father's High School Jersey Number. Yes, It's Real, I Checked

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Stupid any way you spell it!

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    #43

    At This Point, It's Quite Possible That's Their Names

    At This Point, It's Quite Possible That's Their Names

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I have to admit, my mind went there

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    #44

    I Just

    I Just

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My friend's dog's names is striker, but he identifies as a wolf. Can't tell if that's a worthy comment or not but it's 3AM here and I can't sleep and am tired AF.

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    #45

    Are They For Real???

    Are They For Real???

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Also known in his grown-up life as two-d*ck Tony.

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    #46

    Some Celeb Ones I've Seen Today

    Some Celeb Ones I've Seen Today

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    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Nobody is surprised

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    #47

    Orca And Harbour

    Orca And Harbour

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    TheElementalGod️️
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ophelia, Atlantis and Iris all seem pretty nice.

    #48

    Seen On Facebook. People Pointed Out The Obvious, She Refused To Back Down

    Seen On Facebook. People Pointed Out The Obvious, She Refused To Back Down

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    RezFidel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I´d suggest the middle name is "Notwhitesupremacy" then. Seriously.

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    #49

    Found Over The Last Few Months On The Internet

    Found Over The Last Few Months On The Internet

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    charli
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    we'll also ignore "karolyna" at the top then

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    #50

    My Kid Came Home With Their Yearbook And This Slapped Me In The Face

    My Kid Came Home With Their Yearbook And This Slapped Me In The Face

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    Collette McRobert
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Her parents oughta have know better!

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    #51

    Austin Got Off Easy

    Austin Got Off Easy

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’m genuinely not sure if these people are bonkers or simply can’t spell basic words…

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    #52

    From The Downloadable Social Security Baby Name Records Of 2021. The Number After The Name Is How Much They Were Used

    From The Downloadable Social Security Baby Name Records Of 2021. The Number After The Name Is How Much They Were Used

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Khemistry!? what next, Phizikul Edgeukation? a play on Jim?

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    #53

    From A Baby Names Book In 1997

    From A Baby Names Book In 1997

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You name your kid Methuselah and you get smacked.

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    #54

    Scrolling Through My Facebook And

    Scrolling Through My Facebook And

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    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dafydd is Welsh for David

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    #55

    This Is Why I Firmly Believe People Should Have Pets Before Kids

    This Is Why I Firmly Believe People Should Have Pets Before Kids

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    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My beautiful black cat was named cricket. She died recently and I love her dearly. 🥺😞

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    #56

    Baby Girls Born To My Local Hospital

    Baby Girls Born To My Local Hospital

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Beautifulbear and Prettybear……they are not bears….they are babies

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    #57

    Not Great To Associate Your Kid With Drug Lords

    Not Great To Associate Your Kid With Drug Lords

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    My True Form, Apparently
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Next is Al Capone

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    #58

    So Many Twin Moms Pick The Worst Names

    So Many Twin Moms Pick The Worst Names

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Unique is another word for stupid in this case…

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    #59

    From The Folks Who Brought You Reneighsmee…

    From The Folks Who Brought You Reneighsmee…

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What is wrong with these people? My slightly unusual name (Ember) is annoying but these are 100 times worse!

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    #60

    I Was Scrolling Through The “Baby Gallery” Section Of A Hospital Near Me And I Found This… Poor Kid

    I Was Scrolling Through The “Baby Gallery” Section Of A Hospital Near Me And I Found This… Poor Kid

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Poptimus Crime

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    #61

    Found One In The Wild

    Found One In The Wild

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    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ugh the name, hate the word lit and hate that she felt the need to drunk text her 84 year old grandma at ridiculous o'clock twice saying things like "yas hoe" and "real talk". 😤.

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    #62

    Some Doozies

    Some Doozies

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    The Crushinator
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ha! William..

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    #63

    Babies Featured On A Hospital Website From South Dakota

    Babies Featured On A Hospital Website From South Dakota

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    All rise for the honorable Judge Wixstin Levi. see? that is horrible.

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    #64

    Thank God They’re Changing It

    Thank God They’re Changing It

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Why do people spell non-binary as "enby"? At first, I thought that was their name.

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    #65

    Op Isnt Sure If Cleopatra Sounds Like A 'Teen Mom Name' Or Not

    Op Isnt Sure If Cleopatra Sounds Like A 'Teen Mom Name' Or Not

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    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He had a baby at THIRTEEN? WTF...

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    #66

    Good Ol' Namenerdcirclejerk

    Good Ol' Namenerdcirclejerk

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Solacen,ot the worst, but will certainly risk alienating their kid

    #67

    Michael Really Got Lucky 🍀

    Michael Really Got Lucky 🍀

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    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I wonder what 9 and 12 did to get such normal names. Maybe the parents lost a bet?

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    #68

    A Pic Of My Old Jr License With My Legal Name. My Family Set Me Up For Failure

    A Pic Of My Old Jr License With My Legal Name. My Family Set Me Up For Failure

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    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    you only have 4 career options: FBI agent, actress/singer, or cop.

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    #69

    Apparently My Suggestion Wasn’t Appreciated. Can Anyone Else Help Name Baker’s Sister? Baker Is A Girl 🥲

    Apparently My Suggestion Wasn’t Appreciated. Can Anyone Else Help Name Baker’s Sister? Baker Is A Girl 🥲

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    Collette McRobert
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Your second daughter can be Ginger and your third child Biscuit. Then you will have Bake Ginger Biscuit

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    #70

    My Child's Name Just Came To Me When Playing Scrabble!

    My Child's Name Just Came To Me When Playing Scrabble!

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ekiaaahe hooooooo, Ekiaahe hayyyyyyy, ghost riders in the storm.

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    #71

    From The Pediatrician’s Office

    From The Pediatrician’s Office

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    No Clue
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    I find the use of "Lil' Cupcakes" and "Stud Muffins" far more disturbing than anything else here (not to mention the pink and blue- that takes it up another level). 🤮🤮

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    #72

    “We Took A Random Word And Randomly Added And Removed Letters”

    “We Took A Random Word And Randomly Added And Removed Letters”

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Idiots

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    #73

    Kynlee

    Kynlee

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    You're going to be finding that glitter in everything for the next 11,000 years.

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    #74

    Names From Her Daughters Class In Idaho. No Her Daughter's Name Is Not On Here

    Names From Her Daughters Class In Idaho. No Her Daughter's Name Is Not On Here

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Happileigh, Sleepileigh, Dopileigh, Grumpiliegh, Sneezileigh...Doc

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    #75

    But Y

    But Y

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    Florida, but without the beach
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Lawyer???

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    #76

    Would Anyone Like Some Cookeighs?

    Would Anyone Like Some Cookeighs?

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No!

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    #77

    This Newborn Is Never Going To Fit Her Name On A Keychain, Let Alone Find One …

    This Newborn Is Never Going To Fit Her Name On A Keychain, Let Alone Find One …

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Eeeeeeee, Macarena !!

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    #78

    Indigo Cotton

    Indigo Cotton

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    Emma London
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So, Denim?

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    #79

    According To Nameberry Test These Are Names I Would Like.. What Do You Think Of Baby Governor? 😍

    According To Nameberry Test These Are Names I Would Like.. What Do You Think Of Baby Governor? 😍

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    Colt Seavers
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    'allo guv'na

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    #80

    This One Bothers Me Way More Than It Should

    This One Bothers Me Way More Than It Should

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    AwwwwStin

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    #81

    What Not To Name Your Baby…girl’s Edition

    What Not To Name Your Baby…girl’s Edition

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    charli
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "aubryanna" and then just roger. it's clear the mum probably named the poor kid

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    #82

    Oh Boy

    Oh Boy

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    charli
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    i know a janaya. her twin sisters name is caprice

    #83

    Mom Is Worried The Nurses Made Fun Of Her Babies Names…. Yes They Most Likely Did

    Mom Is Worried The Nurses Made Fun Of Her Babies Names…. Yes They Most Likely Did

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Haakon is a legitimate Scandinavian name though!

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    #84

    Dexon Is A Trademark For A Suture Material

    Dexon Is A Trademark For A Suture Material

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Dexxon" looks like the name of an oil company.

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    #85

    Op Claims To Like A Name But Doesn’t Like The Sound Of It… What?! Proceeds To List A Series Of Yewneek Spelyngz

    Op Claims To Like A Name But Doesn’t Like The Sound Of It… What?! Proceeds To List A Series Of Yewneek Spelyngz

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Jostle Lynn

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    #86

    Oh Dear God

    Oh Dear God

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    cugel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dashboard?

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    #87

    Sevyn,nyne💀

    Sevyn,nyne💀

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    Monique van Zyl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Nein

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    #88

    Roxas

    Roxas

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It’s not as bad a name as most of the others on here to be fair

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    #89

    Are You Naming Sims Or Real People?

    Are You Naming Sims Or Real People?

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    Fricsmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My son had a friend named Lucky Story.

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    #90

    Ugleigh

    Ugleigh

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    At least she was open to feedback and came to her senses

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    #91

    One Of Them Definitely Got The Short End Of The Stick... They Also Have A Big Brother, Steele

    One Of Them Definitely Got The Short End Of The Stick... They Also Have A Big Brother, Steele

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Scotland as a first name? Really? Ugh

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    #92

    And Then There Was……lemon🍋

    And Then There Was……lemon🍋

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    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Jessie bell..jezabel?

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    #93

    Hmm…

    Hmm…

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Moron

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    #94

    Sage Linen

    Sage Linen

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Okaaayy kinda excessive introduction of the blanket... what's the baby's name?

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    #95

    I Have So Many Problems With This Post Idk Even Where To Start 🤦🏻‍♀️😭

    I Have So Many Problems With This Post Idk Even Where To Start 🤦🏻‍♀️😭

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    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I’m okay with most, except Wolfgang and perhaps September

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    #96

    Wonderful Timing, Reddit

    Wonderful Timing, Reddit

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    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Jubjubtoot sounds like a bathtub fart.

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    #97

    Not Sure Which Is Worse

    Not Sure Which Is Worse

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Your friend is an idiot.

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    #98

    This Font Is Not Doing The Name Any Favors 🥴

    This Font Is Not Doing The Name Any Favors 🥴

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Viggo Mortensen. I quite like Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish names

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    #99

    Saoirse But Pronounced Source

    Saoirse But Pronounced Source

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's an Irish *GIRL'S* name.

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    #100

    Etsy Reviews Are Always A Goldmine

    Etsy Reviews Are Always A Goldmine

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And her siblings KVIIIlyn and Nyne.

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    #101

    Darren Criss Named His Baby 🎶bluesy Belle Criss 🎶

    Darren Criss Named His Baby 🎶bluesy Belle Criss 🎶

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I am so glad my parents named me Rebecca.

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    #102

    A Sister Trio On Instagram

    A Sister Trio On Instagram

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    charli
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "alpha female" makes me sick

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    #103

    We All Know Which Plant Name Was Suggested Most. Bonus Points If You Can Guess My Suggestion

    We All Know Which Plant Name Was Suggested Most. Bonus Points If You Can Guess My Suggestion

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    SealOfDisapproval
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Jose.

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    #104

    Casino

    Casino

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    Persephone hates Pomegranate
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I have a friend named Dash! Its a very cute name.Its short for Kincaid (a famous park in Alaska where I'm from.)

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    #105

    Bucket. Bucket

    Bucket. Bucket

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    Scarlett
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They’ll get bullied if you name them Bucket, but there’s nothing wrong with Martin.

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    #106

    You’re Naming People, Not Pets

    You’re Naming People, Not Pets

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    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago

    Is the name Kait? Or is the written part at the top the first name. If it is, I don't understand what it is. Can anyone clarify?

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    #107

    Just Fyi Op Clarified That They Are American

    Just Fyi Op Clarified That They Are American

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    No Clue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What is Coastal Grandma?

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    #108

    You Are Not On To Something

    You Are Not On To Something

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I see that and my mind thinks Navel

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    #109

    Wut

    Wut

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    #110

    🥴

    🥴

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Murphy Brown fan?

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