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People acquire different knowledge depending on their age. You start to realize that the sun still exists even when the night comes and you can’t see it, and that the moon is also always there, so it’s not surprising to sometimes see it during the day.

You learn these kinds of facts by experiencing them, reading about them or talking about them with someone else. But sometimes they just don’t come up and you end up not knowing what is obvious for everybody else. It is never too late to learn, but you can’t help but feel embarrassed when you’re the last one to find out something.

Reddit user PralineStriking wanted people to remember that embarrassment and asked what things they learnt at an age that seemed too late for them and the thread got over 18k answers. We collected some of the best ones and we would like to know if you found anything that you experienced as well. If not, share your own facts you learnt at a late age that you should have known about earlier in life in the comments!

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#1

“What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That narwhals are real. I thought they were cute mythological creatures, until I saw a brooch a friend had and asked if it was part of the companies mythological line. She asked me if I thought narwhals were myths, like unicorns. I laughed and said of course they are. I was 35.

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Kitty Kat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're marketed as the unicorns of the sea, so I can see why people would think this.

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    #2

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That I needed glasses. At age 21 my friends were hassling me about being dyslexic because I kept getting words mixed up (second year at Uni). Until then, I had just been reading by looking at the shape of words and guessing the words based on the context and wider story. I had been reading this way for years and survived Uni before finding out my prescription was +1.50. The optometrist said it was amazing I hadn’t noticed. When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra. I can now see individual letters.

    CasualPhilosopher25 , Nate Steiner Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When I put the glasses on, everything was in 4K Ultra" We all who wear glasses felt that

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    #3

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That the more work you get done at work, the more they will pile it on. I could have saved a lot of my mental health in my 20’s

    Miserable-Penalty188 , Christmas w/a K Report

    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best workers are the most overworked ones too.

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    #4

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) “Paradigm” is pronounced “pear-uh-dime”. It is definitely NOT pronounced “pear-uh-dig-um”. …I learned this at age 19. In college. While delivering an oral report. I try not to think about.

    ItsPaulKerseysCar , Helder da Rocha Report

    DrBronxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pronounce it as "pa-ra-dime", but that's just an accent thing.

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    #5

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That Abuela and Abuelo were not my Cuban grandparents actual names

    MarzipanJoy-Joys , Hugo Chisholm Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum's name is not 'Mum' That broke my heart when I was 2 yo 💔

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    #6

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought everyone’s mouth got itchy when eating bananas. Almost 40 years old and find out I’m somewhat allergic to them.

    tbr6742 , Amaury Laporte Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called oral allergy syndrome. It really sucks, at least it's only bananas for you. My list of fruit and veg that affects me gets longer every year.

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    #7

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) The Lion King is basically Hamlet. That was Monday. I'm 41.

    west_end_squirrel , Loren JavierFollow Report

    #8

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) The the longest time I always heard of sports teams “Drafting” people. And I am tall, so as a kid I was constantly afraid I’d get drafted for the state basketball team just out of the blue, I thought it worked like a military draft. I learned this wasn’t the case when I was like 10-12.

    Asone2004 , cruisedotco Report

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    #9

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That if you wear a white bra, you can see it through a l white shirt, but if you wear a nude colored bra, you can’t. I was 40 when a coworker shared this with me.

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    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing holds for wearing white panties under white slacks. You need to wear nude coloured ones under those.

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    #10

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That sodas were called soft drinks because they had no alcohol lol

    zejus_christ , supcece Report

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never even pondered about that name.

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    #11

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That you can flush used toilet paper. Parents taught us as kids to throw away the paper in the trash can for fear of backing up the toilet. Wasn’t until college that I realized my parents were accustomed to that method because they had s***ty plumbing where they grew up in Central America

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    #12

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Wasn't until I was 21 when I drank Lactose Free milk and DIDN'T go sit on a toilet for an hour that I realized I am lactose intolerant. I thought it was normal to s**t constantly after drinking milk.

    xeredge , Neil Turner Report

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 21 years, you never met anybody who didn't rush to the toilet after dairy products?

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    #13

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) It’s “for all intents and purposes” not “for all intensive purposes”

    charlessturgeon , Trevor Pritchard Report

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    #14

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That our next door neighbors were lesbians and not just “good friends”. Lovely people. Didn’t figure it out until I was in college

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully nobody told you they were good friends to avoid talking about same-sex couples with you.

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    #15

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Ponies are NOT baby horses

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    JelliTate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re not?… I’ll head on over to the google.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby horses are called foals, ponies are a small breed of horse, typically under 14 hands tall.

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    Hex Gurls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrelated but one of my pet peeves is when people say things like ‘baby ducklings’ or ‘baby kittens’ like the words are already the baby versions cmon man

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is common for a lot of kids to think.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. People were always asking me when my pony was going to be full grown. "Um, she's 16 years old now, so she's probably just about done" is what I'd tell them. ;)

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would ride a baby horse

    lena canepa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that's not entirely true, they are. but also, full grown smaller stature breed of a larger breed are ponies bc "pony" sized (like a pony keg, or pony boy!), but there are also rather pony sized horses. and then there's minis, which mini horses are everything smaller in proportion to a horse, and mini ponys are a little off, and smaller. so, its not a wonder u were confused, or maybe u weren't even!!

    Jimmy Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me shake my head. It's astounding how many adults don't know this.

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to explain that to my dad when I was a kid. I was 9 he was 41.

    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The distinction between a horse and pony is to do with breed and height. Generally speaking, a pony is a horse under 14.2 hands tall (that's 14 hands and 2 inches) but there are some exceptions, such as miniature horse breeds which are referred to as horses despite being under the height limit, and certain types of cob that are considered ponies despite often being taller than the height limit.

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    sari swick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT? What are they then? 78 here.

    Kayleigh Wheeler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an equestrian, I can say they definitely aren’t

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit that I have just relearned this in the past few years.

    Isabel Care
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Large ponies can be bigger than small horses. There are also miniature horse breeds

    Sandy Raven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And polo ponies are not ponies either.

    backatya
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    midgets of the horse breed

    Pudgy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Next thing you know you’re going to tell me worms aren’t really baby snakes.

    bronze Matrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, horsey, I thought that they were, like teenager's, is it gitty up or getty up?

    Ruben M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told this to my wife when she was in her late 20s. I still don't think she fully believes me. 😂😂😂

    Claire Armstrong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG!!! Finally lol! I thought this as well up until a few years ago - I'm 41! I knew a baby horse was called a foal but I thought a pony was like a junior/adolescent horse! Even the fact that you get Shetland ponies and not Shetland horses didn't twig with me. I was very confused actually when I found this out lol, it really didn't clarify anything for me.

    Hoshi Reed
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The junior/adolescent term is Colt for a male young horse, and Filly for a young female. If the Colt is castrated the adult is a Gelding and if intact it is a Stallion. The Filly grows into a Mare.

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    Freloise_Raven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have horses and a pony and it drives me crazy when people think my pony is a baby. I guess they don't really have a reason to know

    Quiltin Mammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shetland ponies were my preference during high school when we went horse riding for sport each week. At 5'1" tall we matched well Lol

    Kimberly Piasecki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHHHAAATTT!!! IVE BEEN LIED TO ALSO.. THIS IS RUBISH...

    Ranie Furman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never sure, but didn't even want to Google the question for fear someone would notice I asked.

    Keisha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a common misconception. I grew up on a horse farm and you wouldn't believe how often I had to set others straight. I still have to sometimes.

    C Leigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shetland ponies aren't...

    Ecclissi D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't even "horses" ponies have specific proportions which is why a "miniature horse" is a horse and ponies are not . They are close but not quite the same thing.

    Kristen Sarif
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your no brain dumbass thought they were baby horses 🥺🤣 wow if someone's that stupid they should be put down...

    Marty Graw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Yes they are. Like a toddler is not a baby, a pony is no longer a foal. I was always taught a pony was a young horse. Under one year old. And no, I'm not gonna Google squat.

    V Michael Lazar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think of short people as children, even when they're 35? Because an immature horse is a foal, then a yearling, then a colt or filly. Pony is not an age, but a size variation.

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    ממ יי
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Going to have a pony" is London Cockney slang for a "dump" ( "pony & trap - crap")

    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ponies are, the meanest little s**ts to go on hooves though.

    Jaimie Chester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned this when I was 38 years old. Sigh...🤦‍♀️ In my defense, I'm not a horse person...

    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baby horse is a foal

    Amy Pontious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true but I grew up around them! 💜💜💜💜💜

    RADUGA.babochka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get bugged when someone calls a foal a pony because I'm just a s**t head with OCD and if you say it wrong then it bugs me. It's like when my mom or siblings say "that's a pretty purple" even though it clearly has lots of purple in it hint a hint of purple. I just see everything different because I like colors and the amount of one color in the shade and animals in general. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm I sound like an annoying s**t....

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I can understand people thinking this from the way they seem to be talked about in American TV and film (mostly historically I guess) it's just sort of become a trope or a cliché that little kids ask for a pony, that it seems like this would be akin to a puppy, making you think it's a baby. They are smaller too so you can really see why. I'd imagine a lot of people never learn this and probably manage to carry on regardless!

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a horse's ass doesn't refer to the anatomy of the horse.

    Monique Hearne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 38 and today years old learning this

    Marcella VanRenselaar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A baby horse is a foal - colt for male, filly for female.

    Heather Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I learned that pretty recently myself.

    Mazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a lot of miniature horse farms near us and the city kids always get confused

    Diya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SAID PONIES WERE BABY HORSES IN A SPEECH AND THE TEACHER CORRECTED ME AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHY I HATE SPEECHES 😭

    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, I'm embarrassed. I was under that same impression.

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    3 years ago

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they big hairy dogs then?

    Hoshi Reed
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a Chihuahua a small German Shepard or wolf? Is a toy poodle the puppy of a Standard poodle? Is a cat a baby lion? Is a mouse a baby rat? Is a hamster a baby guinea pig? NO! A Pony and a horse and a donkey and a zebra may all be equine but one is NOT the "baby" aka offspring that will grow up to be, the other.

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    bruh JJ’s
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And worms are not baby snakes. I know, I’m as shocked as you are!

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    #16

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Womens pads stick to their underwear and not themselves like a band-aid.

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    #17

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I learned how to ride a bike at the ripe age of 24

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay...we all learn something new everyday, it's not mandatory for you to learn this when you're a kid.

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    #18

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Baby carrots are just shaved down big carrots. I was devastated a few years ago.

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    #19

    At roughly 37, I learned pineapples grew from the ground. Not from a tree.

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    #20

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Corned beef wasn’t made by cattle that were strictly fed corn. My mom couldn’t stop laughing.

    Ilikestarwarstoo , Frank Hebbert Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is corned beef a lot less affordable these days than it used to be? It seems very expensive for what it is.

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    #21

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That sea horses are not roughly the size of penguins. In fact, they are incredibly tiny. Stupid Saturday morning cartoons!

    ninjaskooldropout , Krishna Santhanam Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, you should see the pygmy seahorse, it is super duper teeny tiny, it's just so damn cute.

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    #22

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That puffer fish don't use air to inflate.

    skewed-perceptions , Bernard Spragg. NZ Report

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old.... Actually, it's obvious (cause where would they get the air), but who stops to think about it? At least I didn't.

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    #23

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That puffins are in fact NOT extinct. I had a 3rd grade teacher misinform me. I found the truth as a teenager in an embarrassing group setting where I was quite confidently wrong.

    shofawnda , Matthew Britton Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment I was like "Where are the legs of that bird in the picture!?" Then I put my glasses on :)

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    #24

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.

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    DrBronxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a fair enough misunderstanding to have, especially if you're not from the US.

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    #25

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That cows are female and bulls are male. I thought they are two different species

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    Eat Dirt Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, a cow is a female that has given birth. Before birth they're called heifers.

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    #26

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) At 42 years-old, I realized there is no donkey in Donkey Kong.

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    #27

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That Flo Rida spells Florida. Also will I am was William. Realized this last year. I’ll be 42 in a month lol

    boring_prairedude , Eva Rinaldi Report

    Tucker Ramsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That C.R.E.A.M by wu tang stands for cash rules.everyrhing around me

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    #28

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was 20 years old when I learned that salt lamps are indeed made of salt. I always thought that it was plastic carved into a rock-like shape

    CapaxInfini , Tony Cecala Report

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a recent post about putting the salt lamp in the dishwasher to clean it...

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    #29

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That roadrunners are not the size of an emu.

    PURKITTY , Josh McGinn Report

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know Looney Tunes are to blame for this one. They also don't go "Beep! Beep!" aren't colorful and a coyote could easily outrun and catch one without needing an Acme rocket.

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    #30

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was almost 30 when I realized that travelling uphill does not always mean you're travelling north. And similarly rivers can run north because they aren't going "uphill". I'm not normally that stupid.

    Dianacolada , Jeff Report

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However long it takes you to travel to a location down south, it will take twice as long on the return journey because you are travelling uphill.

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    #31

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That when i deposit cash in the bank, there isn’t a specific money locker just for me.

    Financial-Corgi1067 , Steven Depolo Report

    Lisa Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was kid I thought all my money went into "my' drawer at the bank, so I made sure to write my name on all my dollar bills!

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    #32

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That menstrual fluid isn’t blue. The tampon and pad commercials had me fooled.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We started getting ads where the fluid they use was red. Apparently they got a lot of complaints saying its disgusting and not suitable for TV. F**k that noise, we need to stop periods being a taboo subject and something we need to hide.

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    #33

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought women get pregnant at a random moment in their life until my friend told me you have to have intercourse in 7th grade.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to have intercourse in the 7th grade? That cannot be right....

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    #34

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought the D is Disney was just some random symbol, kinda like a backwards G. It took me until like 7th grade to realize it and even as an adult I still can’t unsee the backwards G.

    Death-By-Lasagna , Mike Mozart Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think the y in Disney was actually a p and called them Disnep.

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    #35

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) "TP" stood for Toilet Paper. I thought to "TP someone's house" you just put toilet paper over it to look like a teepee.

    crusoestudio , Justin Baeder Report

    EyeYamStewPeed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wha... how... just why? How does one do this?

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    #36

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I was 16 when I found out you're meant to spit toothpaste out after brushing your teeth, I had always just swallowed it and thought that's just what you do... Idk how tf I don't have flouride poisoning

    Charlie483 , Kenneth Lu Report

    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you wont have fluoride poisoning. Safety assessments of toothpaste assume 100% consumption.

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    #37

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) I thought an armadillo was a reptile rather than a mammal

    failurebeatssuccess , David Shane Report

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    #38

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) Those containers Chinese food come in unfold into plates.

    Brother_Farside , Brad.K Report

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everywhere. Chinese food containers in Austria do not do that.

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    Up until 15 I believed If I swallow a seed and then drinks water a tree is going to grow inside me.

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    #40

    “What Did You Learn At An Embarrassingly Late Age?” (40 New Answers) That the game show Wheel of Fortune is named after the tarot card

    CurvyNB , morebyless Report

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did a pilot for “Wheel of Suffering and Desire,” but it didn’t test well with non-Buddhist audiences.

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