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While “sloth” might be a sin, everyone has that one day where they simply can’t be bothered to put in even an ounce of effort. While often this just means bedrotting and perhaps some snacks instead of dinner, certain folks do get very creative at doing nothing.

Someone asked “Tell me the laziest thing you’ve done, I mean genuinely the most diabolically lazy thing that would disgust the average person,” and netizens shared some truly unhinged stories. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to add your own thoughts and stories in the comments below.

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#1

Young woman lounging on a couch using a smartphone, illustrating excessively lazy behavior in a relaxed setting. I downloaded the tv remote app on my phone when I dropped the remote on the floor.

Hannah Louise8449 , Kaboompics.com Report

Final score:
69points
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    #2

    Hands holding a bunch of fresh tomatoes with red nail polish, illustrating excessively lazy things shared by people. Instead of making a sandwich I ate all the ingredients separately

    Ricky do da grimes , Anete Lusina Report

    Final score:
    52points
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    #3

    Boiling pasta on an electric stove, illustrating an excessively lazy cooking method shared by people. FaceTimed my pot of water so I could go lay down until it boiled

    SARAH , Boiling Noodles Report

    Final score:
    49points
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    #4

    Person lying on a couch with a laptop balanced on their chest showing excessively lazy behavior at home. Sometimes i don't skip ads because i'm too lazy to move my hand

    nuppuu , Mikhail Nilov Report

    Final score:
    40points
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    #5

    Person sleeping in bed with arms stretched out, illustrating excessive laziness and relaxation indoors. Dressed for school the night before and woke up in the clothes

    terasheafashilomus , Andrej Lišakov Report

    Final score:
    38points
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    #6

    Woman sitting at bus stop holding laptop, reflecting on excessively lazy thing shared by 43 people. Wouldn't say diabolical but one time I waited like 20mins for a bus to arrive when it would've taken me 7mins to walk home

    yuno , Hrant Khachatryan Report

    Final score:
    35points
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    #7

    Electric Brita water kettle boiling water on kitchen counter representing excessive laziness concept. boiled dumplings in my kettle when i used to live at a dorm cause i couldn't be bothered to go to the kitchen. then i couldn't bother getting fresh water so i just drank the dumpling water.

    maria.kktm , Lee Haywood Report

    Final score:
    33points
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    #8

    43 Times People Achieved Legendary Levels Of Laziness And Had No Regrets Instead of making my bed I just slept inside of the duvet cover

    moneydog00 , Ketut Subiyanto Report

    Final score:
    32points
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    #9

    Front view of a washing machine door with soap suds inside illustrating excessively lazy habits at home. I’ll literally rewash clean clothes because I don’t want to put them up

    ans , Sincerely Media Report

    Final score:
    28points
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    #10

    White light switch panel on a plain wall, illustrating the concept of excessively lazy actions shared by people. I've thrown everything within reach at my light switch and then just gone to bed with the light on cuz I missed everytime

    Dallas Shelton , Castorly Stock Report

    Final score:
    28points
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    #11

    A beige mattress placed on a wheeled bed frame against a yellow wall and wooden floor, showing excessive laziness. I slept on 6 pillows on my floor with my tv on the ground for 2 weeks because I didn’t wanna put sheets on my bed

    Annabanana , Timothy Vollmer Report

    Final score:
    23points
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    #12

    A person lazily touching the steam from a diffuser, illustrating one of the most excessively lazy things done indoors. I drink humidifier water cause I’m too lazy to get up

    Alaska , Chris F Report

    Final score:
    22points
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    #13

    Woman in silk pajamas playing with hair, representing excessive laziness and comfort in a casual indoor setting. Is it bad to say I have like 5 pairs of used pajamas tucked in the corner of my bed and I pull random pieces out each night to wear then put them back in the corner

    Lucy , Kristina Petrick Report

    Final score:
    22points
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    #14

    Partially eaten tub of ice cream with texture marks, illustrating an example of excessive laziness shared by people. Ate ice cream with a credit card

    chri$tina han$en , Anthony DeRob Report

    Final score:
    22points
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    #15

    43 Times People Achieved Legendary Levels Of Laziness And Had No Regrets Sometimes I don’t answer people that are far away because I’m too lazy to raise my voice

    DARIA , Mizuno K Report

    Final score:
    21points
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    #16

    43 Times People Achieved Legendary Levels Of Laziness And Had No Regrets Sometimes i stop eating a meal cus im bored of chewing

    Harajuku! , Tirachard Kumtanom Report

    Final score:
    21points
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    #17

    43 Times People Achieved Legendary Levels Of Laziness And Had No Regrets Argue with TikTok comments in my head cause I’m too lazy to type

    ella , Anna Shvets Report

    Final score:
    21points
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    #18

    Teenage girl blowing bubblegum bubble outside, wearing headphones around neck, illustrating excessive laziness concept. I just swallow my gum when I don’t wanna get up to throw it out

    Shaybaby , Curated Lifestyle Report

    Final score:
    21points
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    #19

    Seashell on a plain surface representing relaxation and the most excessively lazy moments shared by people. Used a sea shell I had in my drawer to eat ice cream instead of going to get a spoon

    ella , Content Pixie Report

    Final score:
    20points
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    #20

    Person with a green Uber Eats delivery bag riding a bicycle, illustrating excessively lazy food delivery habits. I ordered uber eats from a place that’s less than 200 meters away

    eli , Robert Anasch Report

    Final score:
    20points
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    #21

    Smartphone on wooden table displaying Vinted app, illustrating a story about excessively lazy people’s habits. When someone messages me on vinted asking for measurements of something I’ve listed, I find someone selling the exact same item and message them asking for measurements to reply with

    Jacinta , appshunter.io Report

    Final score:
    17points
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    #22

    Close-up of a dirty fork resting on a plate with food smudges, symbolizing excessive laziness and messy eating habits. I was doing the dishes I was almost finished there was like a fork to wash ONLY ONE FORK! I just threw it away because it was too much for me

    r_4v_e_n_ , Alfonso Pierantonio Report

    Final score:
    17points
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    #23

    Woman wearing apron and hat talking to a man across a counter, illustrating people sharing excessively lazy things. I tell customers we don’t have certain items so I don’t have make them

    Garfield , Mike Jones Report

    Final score:
    17points
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    #24

    43 Times People Achieved Legendary Levels Of Laziness And Had No Regrets I live out of my suitcase. (I went on holiday last summer)

    liv , Ketut Subiyanto Report

    Final score:
    17points
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    #25

    Vintage portable TV playing DVD video with volume and tuning knobs, illustrating excessive laziness concept. when DVDs were still a thing, I was watching Harry potter 4. instead of moving to put another dvd in when it ended, I replayed the same Harry potter movie 4 times that day so I didn't have to get up

    mrsbean , Stefan Report

    Final score:
    17points
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    #26

    Empty toilet paper roll on a blue holder against a patterned wall, illustrating excessive laziness at home. Sometimes when the toilet paper runs out i’ll use the empty paper toilet paper roll thing to wipe

    heyitshannah , m01229 Report

    Final score:
    16points
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    #27

    Close-up of dry pine needles and broken sticks on forest floor, illustrating nature and the theme of excessive laziness. Went to wilderness therapy and refused to carve my own spoon so I ate with random sticks I found for two months

    maybe_.bella , JACK REDGATE Report

    Final score:
    16points
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    #28

    Purple water bottle filled with ice on kitchen counter illustrating an excessively lazy thing shared by 43 people. I threw an air up away because I was too lazy to clean it and there was mold starting to form

    sophia⁷ 𖣂☾ , rf900rs Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #29

    Person in a red shirt squeezing ketchup bottle lazily outside, illustrating excessive laziness in everyday tasks. Put ketchup on my leg to dip my sausage roll in cause I couldn’t be bothered to wash up a plate

    Jodie , RDNE Stock project Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #30

    I bought a film on Amazon prime because I didn’t want to get out of bed and walk less than 1 metre to get the dvd

    Caitlin Bethany Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #31

    Person wrapped in a blanket sleeping peacefully in bed, illustrating excessive laziness shared by 43 people. When im sick and i rot in my bed for a week im always blowing my nose in some shirt ill use for this for the whole week

    kajtek , Andrej Lišakov Report

    Final score:
    13points
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    #32

    43 Times People Achieved Legendary Levels Of Laziness And Had No Regrets Took my airfryer in my room along with plates cutlery and cooked my food in my room so I didn’t have to move

    anon , Natalie Behn Report

    Final score:
    13points
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    #33

    I sleep inside my duvet cover so i don't have to make my bed. if its cold, just stick uncovered duvet on top

    grace.arlidge Report

    Final score:
    11points
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    #34

    Two mismatched socks hanging on a clothesline with clothespins, illustrating excessive laziness. Took my makeup off with socks for a year straight

    klara , Susanne Jutzeler, suju-foto Report

    Final score:
    11points
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    #35

    Throwing Tupperware in the bin cause I cba to wash it

    nicole Report

    Final score:
    10points
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    #36

    Young man wearing headphones sitting on a couch, using laptop, illustrating excessively lazy thing shared by people. I google earthed my license plate bc I was too lazy to walk outside and look

    PopoZao , Eren Li Report

    Final score:
    9points
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    #37

    Young woman holding a floral dress in front of a mirror, illustrating a moment of excessive laziness. I bought my graduation dress too small and instead of returning it i bed rotted and didn’t eat anything for three days so it fit

    LULU , cottonbro studio Report

    Final score:
    8points
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    #38

    A gnat landed in my adult beverage and i just chugged it cuz i didn’t feel like getting something to fish it out

    Tabatha Report

    Final score:
    7points
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    #39

    Sometimes I put the washing machine back on cause I cba to hang up the laundry

    Elisezearo Report

    Final score:
    6points
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    #40

    i dropped my penjamin under my bed. its super dusty where it is and that cart was giving me trouble anyway. i bought a new one the next day. that was just over a year ago. its still under my bed…

    kate Report

    Final score:
    4points
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    #41

    Hand holding a white tampon with string, representing excessively lazy things people have shared. I was almost asleep when I realized I hadn't taken my tampon out all day, so I just pulled it out in bed and wrapped it in my left-over sandwich wrapper. and then left it there for a week

    Luc , Sora Shimazaki Report

    Final score:
    4points
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    #42

    I use socks as tissue when I have a snotty nose and cba to go get tissue

    Monique Report

    Final score:
    4points
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    #43

    Person reaching to turn on kitchen faucet while holding a water bottle, demonstrating excessive laziness at home. I’ve brought a new frank green every year because I refuse to clean it

    ㅤ ᵕ̈ , Bluewater Sweden Report

    Final score:
    -8points
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