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We don’t want to scare any future parents out there, but naming your child is a huge responsibility. People make immediate judgments about one another based on superficial things like their appearance, body language, tone, and—yes!—even their names. So if you have a ‘weird’ name, in some extreme cases, you might end up getting bullied or passed over for employment. But let’s be frank here: some names are far more bizarre than they need to be.

Some parents will go to extreme lengths for the sake of ‘originality,’ whether using mind-melting spellings or making up alien-sounding names that even Elon Musk would be proud of. And that’s a tragedy. Or, rather, a ‘tragedeigh,’ according to the ‘This name is a tragedeigh (Wild West Edition)’ Facebook group. We’ve collected some of the worst name offenders to ever grace the net, as shared by members of the group. Scroll down to check them out. (And don’t forget to call your parents and thank them for how awesome your name is, afterward.)

Kristina, one of the moderators helping run the entire group, answered Bored Panda's questions about what drives parents to give their kids 'tragedeigh' names. Read on for our full interview with her.

#1

Lol

Lol

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Groaver Andout
Community Member
3 years ago

She's actually now, Leaf Mi Alowyn.

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    #2

    Lots To Unpack…wait For It

    Lots To Unpack…wait For It

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok Elon

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    #3

    Someone Asked For Girl Baby Girl Name Suggestions…these Aren’t Even The Worst In The Thread

    Someone Asked For Girl Baby Girl Name Suggestions…these Aren’t Even The Worst In The Thread

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    kissmychakram
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    John Barlow is taking the p**s, I think.

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    #4

    To Quote My Partner: “Is That Her Name Because Everyone Gets A Ride?”

    To Quote My Partner: “Is That Her Name Because Everyone Gets A Ride?”

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    B Hobbit
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A common Greek name is Calliope and Carousell is an equally pretty name (unique spelling notwithstanding). What is wrong here is the old school s**t shaming. It is wrong to imply she has many lovers, and it is wrong to say that having many lovers is unacceptable for a woman when it is celebrated for men.

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    #5

    Rhaenbow

    Rhaenbow

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How paenpfull.

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    #6

    Kynzley Is Bad But... Pystol

    Kynzley Is Bad But... Pystol

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Pyssed myself laughing at this.

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    #7

    Names

    Names

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    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why not just spell it Serenity and Dallas? "huh , my name i mjijkje...with sillent Js"

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    #8

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Phazer on stun.....

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    #9

    Mums Groups Are Absolutely Wild

    Mums Groups Are Absolutely Wild

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Arsylum could be a porn star's name.

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    #10

    Hannahniah

    Hannahniah

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    3 years ago

    Kind of sounds like someone is lagging while laughing when you read it for the first time

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    #11

    Had This Customer Come In Today

    Had This Customer Come In Today

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    Liz Clarke
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I think it's supposed to be pronounced Gypsy! 🤣

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    #12

    They Said Moms Name Is Elvia

    They Said Moms Name Is Elvia

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What the Helvia?

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    #13

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Roger that, Whiskey Bravo.

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    #14

    Lots To Unpack Here, But…

    Lots To Unpack Here, But…

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Thank God I'm a tattooed bartender over 30

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    #15

    Just Saw This Posted For The Place Where I Live. Some Of These Names Are Wild!

    Just Saw This Posted For The Place Where I Live. Some Of These Names Are Wild!

    Sara Marie Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Fucjustine 😂

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    #16

    Found In The Wild

    Found In The Wild

    Naomi Levitsky Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How's about Mayhem or Dustbyn or Dumpstyr or Sheightshow....

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    #17

    Found In The Comments Of An Article About Gen Alpha Names

    Found In The Comments Of An Article About Gen Alpha Names

    Kelsey Gratz Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Am I the only one that thought of xylophone when they saw this?

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    #18

    Jimbobtom... Yikes

    Jimbobtom... Yikes

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Short for Jamesrobertthomas

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    #19

    Baby Banjo

    Baby Banjo

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Banjo Paterson wrote Waltzing Mathilda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjo_Paterson

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    #20

    Wut

    Wut

    Kionae Kelly Report

    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Just why

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    #21

    Found This Gem At Work Today

    Found This Gem At Work Today

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh no, this is one of the worst ones by far!!

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    #22

    He Was Saying It Was For “Dewey” The Whole Tiktok, But I Was Not Ready When He Actually Spelled It Out

    He Was Saying It Was For “Dewey” The Whole Tiktok, But I Was Not Ready When He Actually Spelled It Out

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How much do you deweigh?

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    #23

    For The Love Of God (Also Featuring The Most Sad Beige Nursery Ever)

    For The Love Of God (Also Featuring The Most Sad Beige Nursery Ever)

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not to be confused with his brother, Wetman Jacob.

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    #24

    The "Show Your Child And Then What You Named Them After" Trend On Tiktok. They Are Ryan Upchurch Fans... So Creeklee?

    The "Show Your Child And Then What You Named Them After" Trend On Tiktok. They Are Ryan Upchurch Fans... So Creeklee?

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    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Creeklee is kind of creepy.

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    #25

    Rawrr

    Rawrr

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's just child abuse.

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    #26

    This Is Fresh, Newly Mastered!

    This Is Fresh, Newly Mastered!

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I hope, he's not blue. And doesn't attract bats

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    #27

    A Customer That I Had. It Was Pronounced Like Ariel

    A Customer That I Had. It Was Pronounced Like Ariel

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ah yes, the famous little siraian.

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    #28

    The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is

    The Lady Who Was Helping Me At The Bank Today Said Her Name Was "China" But Her Water Bottle Says This. Wouldn't Consider Either Name A Tragedeigh But Pronouncing Cheyenne "China" Is

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    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Cheyenne is a fine name on its own but isn’t pronounced like “china”

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    #29

    Three For The Price Of One Vomit Session

    Three For The Price Of One Vomit Session

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I've lost the will to live.

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    #30

    It Sounds Like A Fabric Store Or A Type Of Lace

    It Sounds Like A Fabric Store Or A Type Of Lace

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    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is it wrong that this name annoys me?

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    #31

    Elon Musk And Grimes C H R I S T

    Elon Musk And Grimes C H R I S T

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes. So his name looks like a footnote.

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    #32

    Sometimes I Hate My Job

    Sometimes I Hate My Job

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    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Priddie Sad

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    #33

    Found On An Au Pair Page

    Found On An Au Pair Page

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Banx and Ranx

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    #34

    Why?

    Why?

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    Justin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    With three F's but one is a PH

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    #35

    Names

    Names

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    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Stormie Nicole" hm... yeah, that's a bit over the top.

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    #36

    Baby Names

    Baby Names

    Morgan Nachtigall Report

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My daughter is called Olivia - my eyes hurt seeing it butchered like that

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    #37

    It’s Hndrxx

    It’s Hndrxx

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    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Imagine this kid in elementary school learning every word must have at least one vowel 🤦

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    #38

    Two Tragedeighs In One Post

    Two Tragedeighs In One Post

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Border-line treighlor trash name...

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    #39

    Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek

    Some Random Photographers Pictures Came Up On My Timeline As A “Suggested Post” And They Were First Birthday Pictures For A Kid Named Kreek

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    Dianellian
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    So many dumb f***s naming their kids stupid names. They shouldn’t be having kids!

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    #40

    Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls

    Correct Me If I’m Wrong, And I Often Am…. But The First Two Names Suck Börls

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    Circular0rb
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My son Peenice is also taking a nap

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    #41

    Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End

    Happy Birthday ~dilloyn~ He Pronounced It Dylan The Entire Video So I Was Shocked When He Wrote It Out At The End

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Putting aside the terrible name, that cake looks fire

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    #42

    See In The Safety Section Of Where I Work

    See In The Safety Section Of Where I Work

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Daughters of everwythynn

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    #43

    Found In The Wild. I’m Thinking The First Name Is Shania

    Found In The Wild. I’m Thinking The First Name Is Shania

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Once knew someone called Marie-Juana.

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    #44

    I'm Sorry I Just Can't Get On Board With This One

    I'm Sorry I Just Can't Get On Board With This One

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Fable Moon meet Nebula Echo.

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    #45

    My First Contribution To This Group!

    My First Contribution To This Group!

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    to be fair i would also look mean if i had a name like that

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    #46

    "Pick A Terrible Name Then Add A Y To Make It Unique" Said No One Ever

    "Pick A Terrible Name Then Add A Y To Make It Unique" Said No One Ever

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    BLONDTROBL
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The fryst chaynce I gyt, I'm gunnah ayniahleight aryzonah and Knox hymn intu nyxt wyyk!

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    #47

    Found In Another Group... Who Names Their Child "Royalty"

    Found In Another Group... Who Names Their Child "Royalty"

    Silary Sagamus Continuadi Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is R.I.P Mommy her given name?

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    #48

    Wut?

    Wut?

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Daffodilsnow is her sisters name.

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    #49

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

    I Live In A Pretty Rural Area And At First I Thought This Was A Girl And I Know Ppl Are Gonna Call Allie Kaeh Emphasis.trajickk Imo

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Trajickk! Now there's a cool name 😂

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    #50

    Havilyn James

    Havilyn James

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have a Lynne and a James in my family too

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    #51

    From An Ig Page

    From An Ig Page

    Bahram Rabii Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    OKeighdyn.

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    #52

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

    Also Has A Tattoo That Says “Gamber”

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Bugzlen. Please don’t.

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    #53

    Treileigh Rose

    Treileigh Rose

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    if she’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen then WHY DID YOU CURSE HER WITH SUCH A NAME

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    #54

    Kaiyzen Glaive

    Kaiyzen Glaive

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Gesundheit

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    #55

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

    This Kid Is Going To Hate His Parents

    Dennis Walker Jr. Report

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    HAHA! LOOK, WE MADE OUR CHILD'S NAME A JOKE. HE'S NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER FROM A DIVISIVE SERIES OF FILMS THAT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER HE'LL LIKE OR NOT. HE'LL GET PICKED ON FOR IT, AND JUST TO MAKE DOUBLY SURE OF THAT, WE DECIDED THAT HE SHOULD HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME TO FALL BACK ON! ISN'T THAT AMAZING? WHAT? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE? WELL...that's weird. You're the weird one.

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    #56

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

    Oof A Former Classmate Of Mine Is Having A Baby And This Is…..well It Speaks For Itself

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    3 years ago

    That’s an ultrasound right? I don’t mean to offend but it looks like there’s a blobfish in the picture

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    #57

    Angelica

    Angelica

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    Cara
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have to call patients in at work. I google how to pronounce their names if they’re not familiar to me eg if a standard name in a different country but not here. I’m going to have to start working out how the heck to pronounce all these soon…. Wonder if I can change jobs??

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    #58

    Spotted In The Wild

    Spotted In The Wild

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ohwellah, Maybeelah

    #59

    Def A Tragedeigh

    Def A Tragedeigh

    Amelia Miller Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Zachariah or zay-Siria?

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    #60

    Thought Yall Would Love This One

    Thought Yall Would Love This One

    Chrissy Hall Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ahnestyyyyyy is such a lonely word 🎶

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    #61

    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

    Seen In Another Tragedeigh Group

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This sounds like a Latin quote someone would tattoo on themselves

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    #62

    Breaker Breaker One Nine

    Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Margaret H
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Would be better if the surname was Leg and they were a performer.

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    #63

    Found On Tiktok

    Found On Tiktok

    Morgan Nachtigall Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Isn’t that a beverage

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    #64

    Noooo

    Noooo

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    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What’s with #fakebody?

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    #65

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

    An Ad For Personalized Easter Eggs That Showed Up On My Twitter Timeline

    Mary McMahon Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Easton, Southton, Westton, Northon and their cousins Karsyn, Trainsyn, Planesyn

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    #66

    Rowdyn

    Rowdyn

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    V33333P
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Am I the only one who thinks personalised pillows and s**t like this are way way way too American and weird?

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    #67

    What A Name

    What A Name

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    uff.... but i do want to try the frosting...

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    #68

    Found At My Nail Salon

    Found At My Nail Salon

    Emily Weaver Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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    #69

    Haisleigh… Oof

    Haisleigh… Oof

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's good because she will face much bullying.

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    #70

    Ouch

    Ouch

    Stephany Blahey Report

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sounds like the name of a vegetable porn site.

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    #71

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

    Bloom-Haisley Is A Hyphenated First Name Although I Was Hoping It Was A Mistake Until I Saw The Personalised Clothes And Blankets

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why are the people who give their kids stupid names always the ones who have it printed on everything?

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    #72

    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

    Found In Comment Section Of A Random Fb Reel About Crazy Baby Names🤣🫠🤢.these Names Are Atrocious. Colton Is A Normal Name, So Is The Exception. The Other Poor Children Though

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    Dianellian
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    You did not.

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    #73

    Aizkyn

    Aizkyn

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It must be Southern. "Aizkyn to y'all."

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    #74

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

    And That’s Why Giving Birth At 18 Is Not For Everyone. Avy… Avynleigh

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How's about Erewhon?

    #75

    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

    My Sons Valentines List This Year, I’d Say It’s Pretty Tame Compared To Some I’ve Been Seeing Mine Is Maverick

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My cousin sells Avon

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    #76

    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

    Valentine’s Day List From My Daughters Class. Mine Is Bellamy

    Austin Ritenour Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I had a horse named Honey once

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    #77

    Pennyton

    Pennyton

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Full name: Pennyton Quarterpound Dollarounce

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    #78

    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

    An Old Friend From High School Had Her First Child (Boy) Last Week & Finally Posted His Photos & Name Last Name. I Absolutely Love This Friend, But Nashdyn⁉️ Babe, Really?!?!

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Nash" when he's being good. "Din" when he's making too much noise.

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    #79

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

    Axl Blaise... Not To Say Any Spelling In Particular Is Masculine Or Feminine But That Just Looks Like A Girly Way To Spell Blaze. The Whole Names Awful Anyways But ... Blaze. An Xl Blaze. Lol

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    Show thyself
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    OK...this one I don't understand. - Blaise is a classic name - an androgyn one as it is, but mostly used for boys/men. And Axl - it might not be everyones favourite, but at least you can pronounce it without help.

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    #80

    Man

    Man

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nothing tragic here, her daughters have traditional Nigerian names meaning God's blessings or wealth & God's goodness or gift, respectively.

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