Parents usually go through hell and high water when choosing a name for their child, so writer and mother Bunmi Laditan has suggested a simple method for handling this difficult task. "If we named kids after the reason we had them, it'd be like, 'Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I'm trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.'" Needless to say, it caught on, and the Internet responded accordingly.

From 'Groupon had a deal on bikini waxing' to 'Roommate went to Walmart,' kids with names like these wouldn't have to listen to embarrassing stories about how they were conceived; everything would be clear from the get-go. Scroll down to read what alternative names parents have for their kids and if you come up with any, feel free to share them in the comments!

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Tamara Laney 1 year ago

As a "rhythm baby" (according to my Catholic parents) , "Bad Math" totally cracks me up!

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Angel 1 year ago

HAHA I read that as surprise seat 43 - I was very confused for a minute!

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Laury M. 1 year ago

That sounds like a well-rounded story. Perhaps next year they's be able to add 'Too Much Tequila Again' to the roster :3

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Nary Vang 1 year ago

I would die if that was my name. LMAO 😂😂😂

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Adogcalledkitty 1 year ago

Well, no more boring Saturdays.

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Yvonne Bernal 1 year ago

Hilarious!

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riley.girl 1 year ago

So true!

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Helen Burgess 1 year ago

i have a vegas baby, too, and i say the same thing! she was an on-purpose baby, which surprises a lot of people :)

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Doglova 1 year ago

I love the last one lol!

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Hawk 1 year ago

Lol wait soo bc your best friend was pregnant u wanted to be preg as well?

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offline 1 year ago

i wonder how many -trump is president now that the nation is doomed let's do something to cheer up- babies there are..

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gabiru 1 year ago

The best! :)

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Ashley Stassen 1 year ago

In the closet? Sounds like the Sims!

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Angel 1 year ago

Understandably lol

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sh 1 year ago

Bahahaa!!! Fantastic.

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Joe Sauer 1 year ago

We talking Magic Mushrooms?

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Angel 1 year ago

AWESOME!!

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ispeak catanese 1 year ago

I don't get this one

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Mark tate 1 year ago

Hey “It Took 2 Years of Trying”, help me get “It Only Takes Once” and “Failed Birthday BJ” get ready for bed!

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Laury M. 1 year ago

Fun fact: it would seem that babies are actually biologically programmed to some level to reduce the chance of the parents producing another offspring too early, because it could impact their own development / safety.

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Joanne Hudson 1 year ago

ROFLMAO

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CelSlade 1 year ago

LOL 'Three others in his class'. Yup, new year's eve will do it every time XD

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gabiru 1 year ago

LOLLLL

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UniversalMel 1 year ago

Taco truck fight?

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Summer Wager 1 year ago

Those are nearly my kids names!

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1 year ago

I don't understand the "Bad at math" one. Can someone explain?

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BearsKitten 1 year ago

I have an "Antibiotics on birth control" also. I'm guessing there are more than a few that share that moniker...lol

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gabiru 1 year ago

Awesome!

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Christian Sanz 1 year ago

BAD DOVE!

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Mn gooze 1 year ago

Ah, asian mothers, so honest. Reminds me of my own.

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Daryl's_Girl 1 year ago

My sister named her kids Savannah, Jaxon and Cheyenne. I asked her if those were the places the kids were recieved.

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gabiru 1 year ago

Hihihi, great! :)

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Lisa Reed 1 year ago

My son was born in 96 and my husband was Airforce so we had Tricare (insurance). They paid for 99% of the hospital and doctor visits. My pregnancy was normal so there weren't any surprises. If it's the same cost as then and you're in the military- Have them BEFORE you get out!!

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Benicio del Pilitch 1 year ago

i love the "notice how he exists" ! 🤣

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rainstarr 1 year ago

haha esp, the last one, mid-western blues

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Kristel Bijnen 1 year ago

Both sound tropical! A flower-tiara that has such an effect, must have had beautiful tropical flowers! Haha

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Kristel Bijnen 1 year ago

Wat zwaar, maar gelukkig toch gelukt!

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Karen Klinck 1 year ago

Given my age (I was born in '53) mine would be 'But He Said I'd Be Safe!'

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gabiru 1 year ago

Same name as mine!

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Crazy Cow Lady 1 year ago

I wonder what they ordered?

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Kate Szymanski 1 year ago

Not sure about my older brothers, but my name would definitely be "Didn't Think We Still Had It In Us, But At Least There's A Girl Now"

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UniversalMel 1 year ago

Are basements romantic or something?

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rainstarr 1 year ago

Yes!

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Joanne Hudson 1 year ago

Are What if and Why Not twins, or just a long explanation?

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Troy Currie 1 year ago

"Monthly Missionary"?...What position is your Go-To and is that how you conceive "What do you mean twins"?

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Lisa Reed 1 year ago

lmao- I don't think many people are getting your sarcastic humor. I on the other hand- you are too funny!!!!!!

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ispeak catanese 1 year ago

Luna, might have been "comfort me from the horror"

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Beatrice Alighieri 1 year ago

This is getting weird...

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Troy Currie 1 year ago

How much did you get for doing a guy for Beer Money?

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Jay Weigel 1 year ago

Mine would be Finally!, He Needs a Sibling, and Daddy's birthday Present.

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