Parents usually go through hell and high water when choosing a name for their child, so writer and mother Bunmi Laditan has suggested a simple method for handling this difficult task. "If we named kids after the reason we had them, it'd be like, 'Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I'm trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.'" Needless to say, it caught on, and the Internet responded accordingly.


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From 'Groupon had a deal on bikini waxing' to 'Roommate went to Walmart,' kids with names like these wouldn't have to listen to embarrassing stories about how they were conceived; everything would be clear from the get-go. Scroll down to read what alternative names parents have for their kids and if you come up with any, feel free to share them in the comments!

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Tamara Laney 1 week ago

As a "rhythm baby" (according to my Catholic parents) , "Bad Math" totally cracks me up!

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Angel 1 week ago

HAHA I read that as surprise seat 43 - I was very confused for a minute!

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Laury M. 1 week ago

That sounds like a well-rounded story. Perhaps next year they's be able to add 'Too Much Tequila Again' to the roster :3

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Nary Vang 1 week ago

I would die if that was my name. LMAO 😂😂😂

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Helen Burgess 1 week ago

i have a vegas baby, too, and i say the same thing! she was an on-purpose baby, which surprises a lot of people :)

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Doglova 1 week ago

I love the last one lol!

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Hawk 1 week ago

Lol wait soo bc your best friend was pregnant u wanted to be preg as well?

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