Parents usually go through hell and high water when choosing a name for their child, so writer and mother Bunmi Laditan has suggested a simple method for handling this difficult task. "If we named kids after the reason we had them, it'd be like, 'Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I'm trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.'" Needless to say, it caught on, and the Internet responded accordingly.

From 'Groupon had a deal on bikini waxing' to 'Roommate went to Walmart,' kids with names like these wouldn't have to listen to embarrassing stories about how they were conceived; everything would be clear from the get-go. Scroll down to read what alternative names parents have for their kids and if you come up with any, feel free to share them in the comments!

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Tamara Laney
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a "rhythm baby" (according to my Catholic parents) , "Bad Math" totally cracks me up!

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Angel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHA I read that as surprise seat 43 - I was very confused for a minute!

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Laury M.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds like a well-rounded story. Perhaps next year they's be able to add 'Too Much Tequila Again' to the roster :3

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Nary Vang
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would die if that was my name. LMAO 😂😂😂

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Helen Burgess
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i have a vegas baby, too, and i say the same thing! she was an on-purpose baby, which surprises a lot of people :)

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Hawk
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol wait soo bc your best friend was pregnant u wanted to be preg as well?

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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i wonder how many -trump is president now that the nation is doomed let's do something to cheer up- babies there are..

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sh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bahahaa!!! Fantastic.

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Mark tate
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey “It Took 2 Years of Trying”, help me get “It Only Takes Once” and “Failed Birthday BJ” get ready for bed!

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Laury M.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: it would seem that babies are actually biologically programmed to some level to reduce the chance of the parents producing another offspring too early, because it could impact their own development / safety.

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CelSlade
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL 'Three others in his class'. Yup, new year's eve will do it every time XD

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Summer Wager
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are nearly my kids names!

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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand the "Bad at math" one. Can someone explain?

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BearsKitten
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an "Antibiotics on birth control" also. I'm guessing there are more than a few that share that moniker...lol

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Mn gooze
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, asian mothers, so honest. Reminds me of my own.

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Daryl's_Girl
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister named her kids Savannah, Jaxon and Cheyenne. I asked her if those were the places the kids were recieved.

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Lisa Reed
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son was born in 96 and my husband was Airforce so we had Tricare (insurance). They paid for 99% of the hospital and doctor visits. My pregnancy was normal so there weren't any surprises. If it's the same cost as then and you're in the military- Have them BEFORE you get out!!

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rainstarr
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha esp, the last one, mid-western blues

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Kristel Bijnen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both sound tropical! A flower-tiara that has such an effect, must have had beautiful tropical flowers! Haha

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Kristel Bijnen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wat zwaar, maar gelukkig toch gelukt!

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given my age (I was born in '53) mine would be 'But He Said I'd Be Safe!'

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Kate Szymanski
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure about my older brothers, but my name would definitely be "Didn't Think We Still Had It In Us, But At Least There's A Girl Now"

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Joanne Hudson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are What if and Why Not twins, or just a long explanation?

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Troy Currie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Monthly Missionary"?...What position is your Go-To and is that how you conceive "What do you mean twins"?

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Lisa Reed
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao- I don't think many people are getting your sarcastic humor. I on the other hand- you are too funny!!!!!!

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