30 Bits Of Etiquette You Might Not Be Aware Of, As Pointed Out By This Etiquette Expert

I tried to get off a train one morning against people clambering to get on, they refused to move so I stage dived onto them, they were really not happy. Move @rseholes.

I think this one is just common sense.

Don't lean your head over the side- there might be a metal column to smash your head into. Learned this the hard way at age 12

What if you don't have a clutch purse

and don't play your music for everyone.

Myth busted

When receiving a gift, always check in the bag for a receipt, so you can return it. ;-)

Who is walking down the street carrying their umbrella horizontally like they're about to break into a street performance of singing in the rain?

Take a big swig and let the bubbles go up your nose and then splutter it everywhere. That way everyone will know you are enjoying it. :D

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I prefer 5:01

It is also acceptable to use your clutch purse as a lemon juice shield.

And this is why I only eat/slurp spaghetti at home. 😂

And if you don't have the best vision just smash your face into the menu on the table so conversation can continue.

Same with wine and champagne and every f*****g glass that has a stem.

If you spill a lot just drinking from a cup, you might have bigger issues than where the saucer is.

If the stickers are on the soles, then they are likely to be a skid risk.

If a tissue is not available? I was taught to turn away and cough into my elbow

I believe she should also have her clutch safety pinned to her front. To keep the paparazzi at bay.

X Do not drink straight from the bowl. Do not growl at passersby.

If I ask for salt, I expect you to pass me the salt, not the pepper as well.

X Avoid just biting into the pastry and shaking it like a dog.

I forgo the lipstick these days...

In short don't drink the tea

She should be using a dessert fork. This has one tine slightly thicker than the others to aid cutting cake.

armpit... ? edit : thanks edgar :D

Or, just hear me out, stir it however the hell you want. It's your drink, why is someone else telling you how to stir it? and for what point?

If I am handed pizza with pineapple on it, I will be performing some sort of surgery to remove said pineapple

They help so much on a bad hair day tho!

If I'm paying for the room, I'm taking all the free stuff I can.

Humans: this is a fork makes eating easier Other human: nah use the back, make it harder