Bezos’ Space Launch Turned Into A Massive Joke Online, Here Are 40 Of The Best Jokes And Memes

Or open a hospital or university.

Bullseye

The more you have, the less you pay for. Taxes, meals, room and board, event tickets...Almost everything is comped for the rich and famous.

Couldn't agree more.

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Pity it didn't crash.

I mean...talk about a midlife crisis. A convertible just didn't cut it.

Have no line for women toilet? That's something I never saw.

"I see that Jeff Bezos has made it into space astride his giant phallic rocket. The massive bell-end made it safely back to Earth by parachute, along with the rest of the capsule. Just waiting for the Austin Powers inspired memes now. 😉" It didn't take long, and I'm not disappointed. :D

If it's his best time, his partner must be disapointed.

He was only in space 10 minutes. I think he went before he left home.

Normally I'd say nah people are just stretching to make it seem phallic...not this time. That's a giant d**k. No question about it. That had to be planned right?

I doubt that paying taxes is even on the TODO list.

I wonder if this will cause insecure men everywhere to strap enormous phalluses to their absurdly lifted trucks, badly tuned motorcycles and excessively loud sports cars?

Shoulda kept him there for 16 hours and having to pee really badly the whole time!

Entire internet... not me!

The fact he had the audacity to thank us confirms he’s a narcissistic sociopath. Does he actually think that’s how we wanted him to spend his money? Is he really that out of touch?

But just the tip doesn’t count,right? Asking for a friend

Ok this is my fav

A big d**k flying a giant d**k

Oh come on! Censoring dildo?

Oh how comedy has turned into reality. Lol

P^2??

Why wasn’t grandma allowed to stand??

I agree with a living wage. I don't agree with public ownership.

A d**k, inside a bigger d**k, making the ultimate d**k move.

Looks especially phallic here... FEED THE POOR BOZO'S!!!

Poor Peter Griffin! That's not a regularly used sentence!

Also the worst human.

But what about being in your own penis?

I just spit out my drink

Mmm... not human but men.

Maybe next time we’ll blast them into space, but without the rockets.

This made me laugh so much

I didn't know Mr. Dickhead was part of the Fantastic 4 🤔

Would that he had done so, using this method. Maybe next time his own employees will rise up and make it happen. Then they can bring his ex-wife in to take over running the company, or make it an employee-owned corporation.

I wonder if they used the Preperation H plan

You can't overcompensate nothing- can you?

F**k you Jeff Bezos!

That's why he came back so quickly.

Those emoticons (or whatever they are called) tho

Anyone gonna stop buying from Amazon?