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26 Times When IT Workers Couldn’t Resist Face-Palming At The Requests They Got, As Shared In This Online Group
Article created by: Saulė Tolstych
We all have that one IT friend or at least an acquaintance that we go to for help when our computers aren’t working. Even if it’s not in their competence field, because for non-IT people, they seem to be the same and know everything that there is with computers both on the inside and the outside.
They probably don’t appreciate that we bug them with problems that they were not trained to fix, so they need a place to vent. A perfect space for that is Reddit and especially when someone asks you for it. Reddit user NetworkMachineBroke was that someone and asked, “IT workers, what is the most ridiculous 'You're IT, you have to fix this' request you've received?” And the answers were quite obviously ridiculous even for people who don’t work in IT.
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#1
I was called to fix a point of sale issue for a small coffee shop. The computer was fine. The wall outlet tested negative for power. The owner asked how long till I could fix it. After explaining that she needs an electrician, she started screaming at me and demanding that I fix it because it is my job. After weeks of receiving phone calls from her screaming and vulgar emails being sent, we came by, took the computer system back and canceled her contract.
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#2
Old story: Back in the early 90s all of Alaska's comm. was via satellite. We would get notices from our providers when a solar storm was going to slow down our through-put. I went upstairs to our Finance and Accounting chief to tell her the nightly processes might be late due to the storm. Her response was "You're IT just fix it!" Never let her forget that she saw me as a god.
#3
My dad used to work in software development. One of his coworkers had to call IT because his computer wasn’t turning on. Turns out his power strip was plugged into itself. He never lived that one down
#4
Years ago I worked for a rather large ISP as a tech lead. A residential DSL customer called in demanding to speak to a supervisor because his internet was down and he was going to miss out on some multi-million dollar deal of he couldn't get on the internet. He kept yelling at me throughout the call and demanded I fix it immediately. While troubleshooting the issue I could see that I couldn't reach the DSLAM his connection ran through. I advised him I would have to reach out to a dispatch center to have a tech go take a look at it. At some point he informed me that on his way home he saw that a vehicle had run off the road into one of our boxes and it had caught fire. He still said he was planning on suing our company if he wasn't able to be online to make this supposed deal of his. I passive aggressively suggested he go to a Starbucks and wished him well with the lawsuit.
#5
Not me, and not the guy I knew, but someone he knew, a story from many years ago:
This other fellow is a photocopier serviceman. He gets a call from one of their clients about their photocopier not working. He goes through the short list with the person on the phone, including "It's plugged in, right?" The client assures him everything else is fine, so he grabs his stuff and heads to the client site.
First thing he looks at when he gets to the copier is the power cord. Sure enough, it's in the socket but not properly seated, so no juice. So with the client there, he stands over the copier in the right spot, lays his hands on the top of the copier, and begins chanting - as he reaches the crescendo, out of sight of the client, he lifts his leg up and kicks the plug into the socket fully, and the copier comes to life.
On the worksheet, in the area where he's supposed to describe what actions he took, he simply writes "I HEALED IT" and has the client sign in.
#6
Got a call the scanner in HR was broken. Thought to myself, we dont have a scanner in HR. Go the the office, the lady has word open and is holding a document to the screen hitting enter repeatedly.
I thought no one would believe me, so I brought about 5 other techs along to corroborate.
#7
Lady called to report her monitor wasn’t working. After troubleshooting and asking her multiple times if everything was plugged in she finally pipes up that the monitor “doesn’t have the light on.” The monitor wasn’t plugged in and she wanted me to wake a guy up at 3am to do it because she was dressed to nicely to do it herself because she was preparing for a meeting at 6am. Told her to do it herself because I was not about to wake up the on call for that. She complained to our director and he literally laughed at her and her reasoning for wanting the on call sent out and she is now banned from calling in.
#8
I was a remote tech and had a woman call me and wanted me to drive 6+ hours to her facility to turn on her computer, because hitting the power button was 'not her job'.
#9
I work in web development/maintenance.
I got a call from a client who was absolutely livid when I told her that she could not take the hyperlinked text from her webpage, transfer it over to their print ad, and still have it function like a link.
#10
I was asked to fix a cabinet once.
I don't mean like a server rack or anything, I mean a literal wooden cabinet with shelves and stuff.
I was once also asked to fix an old oscilloscope that was out of warranty. It was running embedded Windows so I could at least sort of see their thought process on that one, but it was still a no.
#11
Our IT helpdesk (before it was renamed the support desk) eventually ended up keeping fluorescent tubes and whiteboard markers in stock because people would send complaints to the CEO that we were refusing to help when we asked them to contact the office manager for these things.
The flipside is that the CEO eventually created a new email address for people to send complaints directly to him. Very few people knew that this special CEO complaints email address actually got forwarded to the office manager.
People have the capacity for such unimaginable greatness, and such hard to believe stupidity. I was personally once reported for sabotaging a specific secretary by refusing to fix her printer. It was printing garbage. Turns out she installed an Epson colour printer driver (from the disk that came with her friends new colour printer) on her (Win95) computer so that her mono HP deskjet printer would also print colour. She reported me the third time I uninstalled the bad driver and asked her not to do it again.
#12
The power went out in our building and the owner of the company wanted to know what we were doing to get the computers up.
#13
Not necessarily an IT worker but a computer scientist (a lot of people get those confused) but one time I was at my sister’s house and she needed help getting her printer connected so she ask me “You know how to do this help me” and I tried to do it because it was a simple google search to fix this but she is breathing down my neck because I’m not getting this solved at the speed she wants me to get it done. She then drops a “Didn’t you go to school for this” on me and I respond with “No I make software that sometimes works”.
Moral of the story: If you are an IT worker(or a computer scientist), keep that to yourself.
#14
Our office had a new "catering kitchen" for executive functions. One of the first events it was used for was a fundraiser breakfast put on by the staff for some reason or another. They had to skip the hot food because they couldn't get the stove to turn on. After that, nobody used the stove because everyone thought it didn't work.
One day, it became an IT problem because the stove top was broken and they wanted someone to fix it, and, well, it uses electricity and has LEDs, so it must be IT, right? I figured out the problem. there was nothing wrong with the stove, other than it was an induction stove and they had non-ferrous cookware, which will not work with induction stoves.
#15
1-CEO called in and said “my cupholder is broken can you get me another one?” He used the CD Tray as a cup holder.
2-Internet was down throughout the country due to Bandwidth cable getting cut during a heavy storm - CEO: “You're IT, if you don't fix the internet I'll fire you and find someone who will., it took the head of IT calling the ISP, put em on loud speaker in front of the CEO and say that the cables been cut off and that it is a national problem.
#16
Finally, i get to tell my Singing computer story.
I worked IT Help desk for the Air-force for a short time. I get a call one day from a woman, telling me her computer was singing to her, baffled and somewhat quick witted i asked the women "Can you put the computer on the phone for me?"
Sure enough I'm hearing the POST beep being repeated over and over again, So i ask I her "Is there anything covering your keyboard?"
I hear the flop of a book hit the desk, followed by the windows welcome screen sound. At this point i just hung up the phone.
#17
I had a lady who brought her laptop in for a simple software repair. I fixed it and get it back to her. She calls me directly two days later and is absolutely irate that her camera isn't working. I explained to her that I never touched her camera but if she wanted to come back in I would gladly take a look. She didn't want that, even though my location is all walk up and no remote support she absolutely wanted me to "remote in and figure it out because it was working before you (I) worked on it". I put her on hold and as I was looking up her machine name I remembered she had electrical tape over her camera so I picked up the phone and said "I seem to recall tape over the camera. Is that still there?" She promptly hung up.
#19
I'm an application architect for medical record software. My primary users (I REFUSE to call them customers) are physicians and nurses in a clinic setting.
There's one specific doctor who will call and give a very vague description to the helpdesk. She refuses to do a shadow session, refuses to let us get screenshots, and the person from the helpdesk isn't an application expert so they're trying to write down her issue and she's using the wrong words.
By the time we usually figure out her issue, we could have resolved it in half the time if she just would have taken 2 minutes to speak with us.
#20
Vague tickets that give no clue as to what's wrong beyond "computer broke lol". Then you ring them up asking them to fill it in properly, and they get annoyed, "I thought you guys knew what you're doing".
Or when the Karens at work drop off their personal laptops or phones, and expect us to fix it. That's not what we're here for.
#21
Got a call to to remove a plug on a radio and push the wire through a small vent in the cabinet because the wire was "unsightly."
I did this while 15 executives watched. None of them knew how to change a plug, and had never even seen the inside of one; but because it had a wire it was ITs responsibility.
#22
I'll start. One time somebody at a company asked me "Why isn't the microwave working? You're in IT after all! Fix it!"
I thought they were joking, but after a bit of deliberation, they were either serious or very committed to the role.
#25
Work in networks and used to share an office with people who just basically took situation reports. So when they were out of the office for lunch or called in sick we'd answer their phones and take notes for when they got back out next shift came in.
So our guy calls out one night and I take a call that some generator somewhere went out. Ok cool write it in the log and pass it on for the next shift. Then boss ends up questioning me on what I did about the generator. Like what do you expect me to do, ping it? Would you like me to get it's Mac address? It literally has nothing to do with my job.
#26
I worked for an online college and a student wanted me to change his username. It was goatbugger
#27
One time my biggest client was having a office rug replaced so they all took down their PCs and Phones themselves.
The next day when I went in to set them back up, I was faced with a mound of PCs, Monitors, Mice, phones, keyboards etc. All jumbled together. As I got angry and told them to sort the items out and I will set them back up I was told thats why I make the big bucks. I promptly told them if they were not happy I could easily leave.
They sorted the stuff out and never said another word. The lady that said the big bucks comment and I never spoke directly again.
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