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OK, I get it. You're a funny guy. A bubbly personality. A born entertainer who is going to conquer the country with his standup program. But for the love of life, you're my Uber driver and I don't want to hear any more of your knock-knock jokes. Especially if my date is with me in the back seat and your stupid two-liners are funnier than everything I told her this evening. Some of us just can't seem to understand when we're socially inclined to keep it professional! So to remind everyone to stay on their best behavior, Bored Panda has compiled a list of dentists, professors, and others who didn't. Too-da-loo!

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Inappropriate Messages From People Who Should Be Professional

The email my sister got from a landscaping company job she applied for vs. The one she sent back

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Caro Caro
Community Member
4 years ago

Charlotte sent a wonderful reply. Good for her! Mark is a twat.

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    ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Against my best wishes, I have been shot"

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I wonder for what exactly he (I assume) is on parole...

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *Random screams*... "it's all good!"

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    #5

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How completely inappropriate

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Crreep.

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Seems like he really doesn't see the problem. Well he's learning it the hard way

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is just too creepy. Something needs to be done that encrypts customer phone numbers or something because this is really NOT COOL to be doing to people (usually women).

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The pharmasist is wrong and mentions his family as if it's not his fault but the woman's. And that last sentence is a bit snarky.

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    #10

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    next thing you know, you won't be able to poo in the toilet

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    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's pretty funny.

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The great and powerful trixie is not good with people

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    #13

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    My friend asked me if this message from her 53yr old landlord was creepy

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Call. The. Police.

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Only one word can describe this post: WTF?

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He's glitched in a big way.

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sounds like this dentist has been in the nitrous oxide...

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Please leave them in my sockets though

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    And Elvis is too, didn't you hear it on TikTok? 🤣

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    My Coworker.. He’s 58 And I’m 20

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh no, the "not like the other guys" text. This preditor needs a kick in the balls. 58 yo texting this to a 20yo. Shame on you, you dirty old man.

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    DELIVERED

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    #21

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    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I don't see anything inappropriate about this. Mistake was made, company apologized, life can move on.

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mah boi...

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    #23

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    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Because Julie works for Alaska Air, not the TSA at JFK. Not much mystery there.

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    not harassment, just frivolous.

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This guy's a smooth criminal.

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    #26

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    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sometimes you can hit the wrong one by accident, I've definitely done it.

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Can't he just eat himself since he's already a pig?

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why wouldn't you tell your driver where you're going? Sure, his response was catty, but so was hers.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's the question answered and it must be reassuring to know that a possible stalker knows your phone number.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I think you better get down to get the food

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This kind of compliments are just very weird

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I really must slip "cheapo nana" into a conversation ASAP

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm going to assume autocorrect fail for "picked."

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    at first i read it as Gorgeous Fortnite

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    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I think he was just trying to be light-hearted and put a smile on your face. A bit like when you order online for pizza, and they give you funny messages about the progress of your pizza from prep to delivery and all the stages in between 'Just peeked into the oven. The cheese is bubbling nicely. Should be done in about 15 minutes'

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm sorry but the student seems to be the inappropriate one here (or a little disrespectful)

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