50 Hilarious And Brilliant Realizations People Had In The Shower, As Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

You've just discovered the Jewish theory of parentage.

Haha to all you non-adoptees :P

Lol

That's what I think of the Mars station idea. If people can't follow basic rules here, how can we expect them to follow the very high number of rules living there would entail? One person could so easily sabotage the air or oxygen controls.

My band played at numerous football games in the freezing cold and then our concert was canceled three days before it was supposed to happen. Since when did sports have higher value than the fine arts.

Actually, the planetary impact that resulted in the creation of the Moon reduced the Earth (1.0) to a sterile ball of magma, which eventually became our Earth (2.0.) We have no idea what, if any life there was on 1.0, but it was completely exterminated even to the end of viruses and bacteria, if there were such things.

I'll hold on to this forever

Because you can't wear sweatpants and start boredom eating at someone else's house

"I would apologise for the mess, but it's always like this". My greeting to everyone who enters.

I did not know Costco sold condoms.

Louder for the people in the back, please!

I know we hear all of the stories of wasted money and broke lottery winners, but its a little bit of observation bias as well. The people who win the lottery and handle the money well, whether they were well off before or not, aren't as interesting so do not get published. The best winners you never hear about and simply quietly live a better life for them and their family.

What a positive thought! I like this one.

"100 fun things to try out when you time travel into the past."

I've read that time goes faster when you're older because we no longer experience as many new things as when we're younger. When you're young you still do new things all the time, but when you're in your twenties or thirties you start to get a work/life routine that's mostly the same

Not in the UK: Even our national parks are very human landscapes, pocked with abandoned mines and farms. Not to mention the Norfolk broads, a landscape entirely created by peat extraction.

This always confused me. When the Jets came back to Winnipeg, I don't think any of the players were from Winnipeg, or Canadian at all. All fans are doing is rooting of the idea of the team being in the city.

A bit difficult using a dollar coin though.

I have a civilian job in a police facility. You'd be surprised...

Imagine being released from jail in the first months of 2019...

Studies have shown that people who are chronically homeless do develop PSTD symptoms from not having regular, safe, full nights of sleep.

Every cat crossing my path is good luck and even better if it lets me pet it.

This. Can't watch those kind of movies without thinking of this the whole way through.

For me it's more like putting them on silent, I still get notifications but not out loud. Fibromyalgia is a complete d**k - 9.30am and I'm maxed out on dihydrocodeine already - gonna be a long day

What I find even more amazing is that even though Chris Pratt has his headphones on, we can still hear the song playing!

"Not-in-pain" is a feeling. That feeling of when pain goes away? Perhaps the best feeling in life.

Same if you're a raccoon

That's what I always tell my stressed friends

I love sleeping and would happily do it more than 8 hours :D

I've had 18 years of schooling, from preschool through a bachelor's degree. I've never once had a class that taught me where my organs are or very basic anatomy. I had a minor pain today and realized I had no idea what was there in my body. It seems like a very important part of education that was somehow missed.

Its fun to try and figure out how they are achieved!

Some people let them blink for minutes after they've already turned. The only thing that'd stop the blinking is because they turned the wheel later.

That… is very wise

what mind feckery is this shite?!

I do regret going to college honestly.

Unless someone was buried alive, and then that would be a haunt to avoid.

I was curious how people living in northern climes got vitamin c, until I learned pine tree needle tea had more vitamin c than an Orange

I think this is an example of "out of sight - out of mind."

This makes me believe that the author thinks the websites are actually trying to filter out people. Requiring 18+ is a great form of enticement to 14 year old's.

I never thought of it that way 🤔

And yet Gummy worms cannot regrow when severed.

So when we say shower thoughts, are we really just talking about stoner thoughts?

Gelatin? Clever

Wut.

A challenge - Google how gelatine is produced, then think of it every time you eat foods.containing it :-|

Awww, sharing is caring ♥

Oob? Oooba ooba.

Maybe the smartest people are earth’s maintenance workers.

In the US - my house is made of stone, concrete and steel

The occupants will still probably want to see where they are going.

That's cuz ears mouths and brains don't communicate well with each other, kinda like cia, fbi, and nsa

This makes me sad. I'm going to go buy some flowers for my man now!

They're the easiest to shape.

And if they accept it - the award is automatically revoked! :P

I used to do this math while biking home after my shift working at a bar. I was paid $2/hr plus tips. Some nights, the bar was really slow, and I'd make less than $15 for a full shift. Sometimes I'd see pennies, nickels, or dimes while cycling and calculate if it would be worth it for me to stop, turn around, get off my bike, and pick it up. Some nights, yes. Other nights, no. If I had a good shift, I'd gamble if the coin would still be there the next day and pick it up then. (P.S. Serving minimum wage sucks. If you live somewhere where tipped employees can be paid less than minimum wage, always tip. Tipping is an awful practice, but if you choose to be cheap about it, you're only hurting the worker.)

Are they? In America maybe?

*muttering* stupid brain

🤣 .... wait... 😒 .... (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Not true, the last time I had one of those utterly perfect days, I appreciated it at the time. You know, those super-rare days, where everything goes right and everything seems magical?

Assuming you don't die over the next few weeks/months, that is...

Shhhhh -- you just KNOW it drives some people insane that they can't monetize every single thing we do, online or otherwise.

Things that drink blood pump stuff in to keep the blood from coagulating and to force the blood out. That's the stuff that creates the itchy histamine reaction.